Summary
Father always said, “Xufang, why won’t you just die.” This was because of an abnormality found in her sixth chromosome, disrupting normal human functioning like the ability to speak or even basic senses such as feelings of hunger or pain.
Professor Xiaoyi often said, “Xufang, you are the prophetic child born of scientific progress in the field of genetic research.”This was because her eyesight and hearing abilities exceeded that of normal humans twenty one-fold. She could run, jump and push thirty-three times harder than an average female human. Not only that, her healing and regeneration speed was eighty-four times faster than humanly capable.
People around me always say, “Xufang’s a monster. She’s closer to an amphibian than us humans. She can navigate the water as good as she does on land. With a bite force comparable to a tiger’s and an average body temperature of merely 20 degrees centigrade, how could one call her human? Her pupils would glow red-hot whenever she’s pissed off too.”
Jiang Zhi was the only one who would say, “Ah Fang, it turns out you get drunk from eating eggs. From now on, I’ll keep feeding you eggs okay? Promise me you’ll marry me when you’re drunk alright?”
Who’s this Jiang Zhi you ask?
He’s the sickly but also the most drop-dead gorgeous man in the entire imperial capital. Three steps will make him pant as if he’d just finished a full-marathon and five was enough to make him cough like a chainsmoker.
It is said that one would easily forget the beautiful people of the world upon laying eyes on Jiang Zhi.
Zhou Xufang would always say, “He’s my pretty-boy, Jiang.”
It wasn’t too long after their relationship had started that Zhou Xufang would always ask, “How would our children turn out? Will they grow up healthily?”
To which Jiang Zhi would always reply, “It matters little to me how they turn out.”
“Will I lay eggs when the time comes?” After all, she had the characteristics of a fish, with the ability to breathe underwater. However, like a monkey, she could also jump ten meters high. Either way, it’s not particularly outlandish to expect her to lay eggs as far as children are concerned.
Jiang Zhi patiently assured her, “As long as it’s co-produced by me, Jiang Zhi, even if it’s an egg, it will be the most precious egg in the world. Ah Fang, birth my child without worry. I will make a nest out of gold with a lining made of silk to cradle our child. Come, let’s make it the happiest, the most prosperous egg to have come into existence.”
- 1 Chapter 1
- 2 Chapter 2
- 3 Chapter 3
- 4 Chapter 4
- 5 Chapter 5
- 6 Chapter 6
- 7 Chapter 7
- 8 Chapter 8
- 9 Chapter 9
- 10 Chapter 10
- 11 Chapter 11
- 12 Chapter 12
- 13 Chapter 13
- 14 Chapter 14
- 15 Chapter 15
- 16 Chapter 16
- 17 Chapter 17
- 18 Chapter 18
- 19 Chapter 19
- 20 Chapter 20
- 21 Chapter 21
- 22 Chapter 22
- 23 Chapter 23
- 24 Chapter 24
- 25 Chapter 25
- 26 Chapter 26
- 27 Chapter 27
- 28 Chapter 28
- 29 Chapter 29
- 30 Chapter 30
- 31 Chapter 31
- 32 Chapter 32
- 33 Chapter 33
- 34 Chapter 34
- 35 Chapter 35
- 36 Chapter 36
- 37 Chapter 37
- 38 Chapter 38
- 39 Chapter 39
- 40 Chapter 40
- 41 Chapter 41
- 42 Chapter 42
- 43 Chapter 43
- 44 Chapter 44
- 45 Chapter 45
- 46 Chapter 46
- 47 Chapter 47
- 48 Chapter 48
- 49 Chapter 49
- 50 Chapter 50
- 51 Chapter 51
- 52 Chapter 52
- 53 Chapter 53
- 54 Chapter 54
- 55 Chapter 55
- 56 Chapter 56
- 57 Chapter 57
- 58 Chapter 58
- 59 Chapter 59
- 60 Chapter 60
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