365 Kinds of Difficult Living Methods

The knock on the door continued, as if slapped, slapped Chu Yu from his dreams and faced reality soberly.

The two of them all looked at the door, and Chu Yu's first reaction in his heart was the police who came to search. In the past two days, all the staff of Wuhuai City Bureau were dispatched to find the hiding place of the Phantom of Sophora japonica and rescue her from the devil's claws.

Xia Yihan glanced at Chu Yu: "Sister, how about going to the house and resting for a while?"

Chu Yu stood cooperatively, walked into the bedroom, did not close the door, and listened to the movement outside with bated breath.

Xia Yihan stuck on the wall next to the door and asked, "Who?"

"Landlord." A rough voice came. The door of the room was not soundproof, just like a roar in the ear.

"What's up?"

"Look at the water meter. I forgot to tell you. You have to pay for the water."

Xia Yihan opened the door, and a five-big and three-thick man stood at the door, holding a small notebook and a ballpoint pen in his hand. He was tall, approaching the lintel, and his size was comparable to the indoor furniture, as if a giant had arrived in the country of Xiaoren.

Xia Yihan let him in, the landlord walked in and looked around, holding a ballpoint pen in his hand, making gestures everywhere, "Don’t leave garbage in the room, don’t leave these leftovers overnight, or you will have to recruit mice, and everything else in the toilet will go down the drain. Lost, it's troublesome if it's blocked, everyone just knows to call me!"

While grinning, he walked to the bedroom, looked inside, and saw Chu Yu sitting on the bed, "Who is this?"

Xia Yihan folded her hands on her chest, leaning against the door of the bedroom, without talking.

"Didn't you say that you were the only one staying in?" The landlord turned his head and looked at Xia Yihan.

Xia Yihan stretched out and touched the short hair on the back of his head, "My girlfriend, she spent the night here last night."

The landlord looked at Xia Yihan, and then at Chu Yu, his head turned a few times between the two, with a long "Oh-" cry.

However, he saw Xia Yihan wearing heavy makeup, wearing a motorcycle outfit, talking with drooping eyelids, and a nasty girlish breath. He looked at Chu Yu again. He looked weak and weak, and his face was a little haggard. Sitting on the bedside, he looked like he was bullied. .

Chu Yu quietly listened to their conversation without making a sound. Now Xia Yihan is facing her and the landlord is facing her, but she is not going to suggest to him that this big guy doesn't look very smart and winks at him. Maybe he ran back and asked: Did your eyes go into the glass ballast?

So the best choice is to remain silent, wait for him to check the water meter, and go out safely and stay away from this magic cave.

The toilet door was narrow, and Xia Yihan watched him go in, afraid that he would squeeze the door frame.

After copying the water meter, the landlord closed the book, and when he walked out, he glanced at the bedroom again and asked Chu Yu: "About how long do you live? It won't disturb the neighbors, right?"

There was no expression on Xia Yihan's face, and he walked slowly to the door, "It depends on how long I want to live."

The landlord looked at her with strange eyes, stopped talking for a moment, then waved his hand, "Oh, forget it, the tenants are all uncles, you guys stay quiet at night, just don’t have a party, or the next door will have to call me again. ."

After speaking, he went to pull the doorknob and thought, ready to leave.

Between the lightning and flint, Xia Yihan suddenly jumped up, grabbed his head, and pushed forward forcefully. The landlord's big head hit the door frame violently, making a dull sound.

After the impact, the landlord bounced back. The landlord staggered and fell to the ground, but he was still not dizzy. He reached out and touched his head, then immediately touched the waistband with the other hand, took out the wrench, and turned around. Come to Xia Yihan.

Xia Yihan ducked sideways, then spotted his unprotected space, bullied him forward, grabbed his neck with both hands, pressed his body down, and at the same time bounced his left knee, pressing against his abdomen.

The landlord was so loudly yelled that he almost spit it out. He wanted to kick with his foot. Before moving his foot, Xia Yihan pinched his elbow with his left hand and squeezed it severely. The landlord's arm suddenly numb and the wrench fell.

The floor was smashed and hurt, and there was a loud noise. At the same time, Xia Yihan kicked the landlord's ankle. The landlord was unstable, kneeling in embarrassment, from a towering big man to a small dwarf in seconds.

Xia Yihan didn't give him a chance to react. Taking advantage of the condescending effort, he immediately chopped the carotid artery with his palm. The landlord's brain was instantly ischemia, and he passed out, fell on the wrench, and smashed his forehead.

One minute, end the battle.

Standing at the door, Chu Yu almost witnessed the whole process. She lit a wax for the landlord in her heart.

At the beginning, she didn't know why Xia Yihan suddenly got into trouble. Although the landlord talked a little bit, it was reasonable. This is his house and he has the right to ask about many things. Then he took out the wrench, and Chu Yu suddenly realized.

This should be an ordinary person who wants to get a high reward. Seeing the notice issued by the Public Security Bureau, I want to check the recent new tenants. Relying on his greatness, he brought a wrench and went deep into the tiger's den. Tentative.

After the person fainted, Xia Yihan dragged his collar and threw him under the window. After the curtains were used up, there was still a piece of cloth left in the corner. Xia Yihan lifted the cloth up without shaking, and covered the landlord. , It's a bad thing to show half of his body, otherwise it really looks like a corpse cloth.

To deal with the people, Xia Yihan went to wash his hands, sat down again, and patted the small bench next to him, "Sister, come and continue to eat, there are two fish."

With a deep face, Chu Yu walked to the landlord, opened the bra, checked his pulse, nose, and head scars, then stretched out his thumb to press his eye sockets—irregular breathing, no orbital reflexes, loose muscles, yes No response to external stimuli.

Chu Yu raised his lower limbs and put them on the sofa to increase his cerebral blood flow. At the same time, he turned his head to one side to avoid blocking the airway by falling behind his tongue.

"Axia, it won't work to just put him here. If he disappears, more people will come to him."

Xia Yihan came over, rummaged in the landlord’s trouser pocket for a moment, took out the phone, swept it across his face, and unlocked it.

Chu Yu: "..."

Xia Yihan sat on the sofa and started playing with other people’s mobile phones, flipping through messages, call records, chat records, transfer records, and incidentally sent a message back to a certain flower butterfly who sent the message—

Hey, I will eat dinner with you tomorrow. I was troubled by the tenant today. I blame myself for being too stupid, so I have to make amends with others.

Chu Yu continued to examine the landlord’s head wound. There were three injuries. One was that his forehead hit the door frame, the other was that he was chopped by Xia Yihan, and the third was that his forehead knocked a wrench when he fainted. Fortunately, the back of his head and cervical vertebrae were not injured, so they were not fatal for the time being.

However, I am in a deep coma. Except for vital signs, painful stimulus and physiological responses have disappeared. The situation is not optimistic. Chu Yu cannot know the situation in his brain. He is afraid that if he does not deal with it in time, he will be overly coma, and the brain function including the brainstem is impaired. Reversal loss, and finally brain death.

The person was brought down by Xia Yihan. She should know best about the injury, but Chu Yu knows that no matter whether the injury is serious or not, she doesn't care. She will not take the initiative to injure unrelated people, but if someone takes the initiative to hit the gun. Come up, then it has to be another matter.

Chu Yu was really frustrated. The landlord was quite fat. If he suspects that the tenant is a fugitive suspect, he should observe calmly or directly call the police, and let the plainclothes police confirm that it is best. He actually came with a wrench and returned it. Wandering around the room, asking questions clearly, do you really think the Phantom of Sophora japonica can only carve flowers?

Xia Yihan's bad breath was taken away, facing Chu Yu, behaving smart and sensible, "It's okay sister, this person lives by himself, has a bad temper and has no friends. No one else will find out within a few days, and he didn't call the police in advance."

Chu Yu: "But if you just lie down like this, his condition may get worse."

It would really kill people if they didn't make it right, and it was a deliberate homicide.

Xia Yihan looked at the food on the table and smiled at Chu Yu: "Shall we continue to eat? The food is almost cold."

Chu Yu squeezed her hands and took a deep breath. She reminded herself again that Xia Yihan is a person with personality disorder and it is impossible to ask her to think, feel, and recognize like a normal person.

The only things she cared about seemed to be Sophora japonica and her sister, and other things were like background sounds. She, a "deaf patient", couldn't hear it, let alone care.

Moreover, the landlord now has conflicts of interest with her. If he is treated and sent to the hospital, her identity will definitely be exposed. This is a loss for her. She is a qualified criminal with the basic qualities of a criminal and will definitely meet her death. Not saved.

Chu Yu returned to the dining table, turned on the heartless mode, and ate happily with Xia Yihan, without mentioning the human body in the corner of the room, as if he had disappeared.

But on the surface, the clouds are light and windy, and her abacus is crackling in her heart—you must find a chance to leave a clue to Muyu. This is now a must. She can spend time with Xia Yihan and enjoy the time between them. But the landlord who made the business couldn't afford it, and the second hand was spinning and beeping, it was the sound of his life passing by.

But how can she deliver the message? First, she can't go out, and secondly, Xia Yihan will follow her after she goes out. She has no chance to touch the phone and mobile phone. If there is surveillance, Xia Yihan will also pay attention to prevent her from revealing her facial and body characteristics.

Chu Yu was chewing mushrooms, lowered his eyes, and his brain turned far and away at high speed, spinning and spinning like a spinning top. If his brain becomes hot like a computer cpu when thinking, then now give Chu Yu a shot of infrared heat. Like the picture, the head position must be bright and exploded, and the eyes are dazzling and red like an explosion.

When Chu Yu decides to select a successor director, in addition to being proficient in psychology, neurology, psychiatry, biological sciences, anatomy, forensic medicine, and criminology, as well as proficient in English, management skills, drawing software, and essay writing, he also Must be able to fight in arms, be proficient in all kinds of guns and weapons, and dare to fight against "supernormal people".

Director Superman made up his mind secretly at this moment, and after returning, he made up for fighting skills.

After eating, Xia Yihan began to clean up the table, Chu Yu grabbed the bowl over, "I'll wash the dishes, you cook, I wash the dishes, and the division of labor is clear."

Xia Yihan didn't argue with her, smiled very sweetly, his eyes bent into pods, and seemed to think that this sentence was similar to "You carry water, I plow the field".

Put all the bowls in the sink, Chu Yu turned on the hot water switch and started washing the dishes. She hadn't actually washed the dishes, but she had leaned against the kitchen before and discussed the case with Fang Datuo. Watching him operate it several times, there is something in her mind. General impression.

Isn't it just turning on the water, putting the bowl under the water again, and then wiping it dry? It's equivalent to taking a bubble bath with tableware and chopsticks, simple!

Chu Yu rubbed the bowl with bubbles, Xia Yihan leaned against the kitchen, holding a mobile phone, looking ruddy, and brushing the pictures excitedly, "Sister, there is a Happy Valley haunted house nearby. Half price for couple tickets, let's go play tonight!"

Rubbing the dish, Chu Yu thought about the scene—Xia Yihan would paint both of them with ghost makeup, and then dressed in strange clothes, went into the haunted house, she went all the way to "Ahhhhhhhhh", and then Xia Yihan took her hand and cooperated with "Ah ah ah ah", and then the two ran across the haunted house, looking for exits everywhere. Perhaps in the end, Xia Yihan saw that she was too scared, and would take the "ghost" down all the way. Kill out.

Yeah, it sounds pretty good, she was moved, really wanted to go, but a pity...

Chu Yu lowered his head, picked up the iron kitchen knife in the sink, pointed his thumb at the blade, pressed it down, and slashed along the blade, blood spurting out, turning the bubbles into red.