A Magician with Super Powers

Especially after getting the guidance of the former princess Yi Lianna, Li Lekang felt thousands of thoughts and unconstrained thoughts popping up in his head, adding colorful heroism to his current boring vacation life.

He even tossed and turned and couldn't sleep at night. At three o'clock in the middle of the night, he took away the sleeping hand holding his waist, got up and found a half bottle of vodka, letter paper and a pen.

After raising his head and gulping down a few sips of alcohol, he unified all the strange thoughts in his head into eloquent words!

The following is the draft after drinking vodka, please ignore the incongruous part of the foreword:

"Dear Mr. President,

First of all, allow me to introduce myself. I am Le Kang Li, your staunch supporter, cabinet supporter, and hopeless patriot!

Last year I met with your Chief of Staff, we talked about the current state of society, the continuous outbreak of racial antagonism, rampant DP invasion, and frequent shooting incidents everywhere, I am deeply saddened by the status quo, I can't wait to do my best to serve the motherland and go all out to change the status quo.

Therefore, I am not like those flatterers who try to show off their good words in order to seek an official position with you, and I don’t want any pretentious titles. I want to be a free federal secret agent. Appointment, I will definitely be able to show great ambitions and do my best for the motherland...

If I had a national license, I would be able to reach out to the masses and call for guns of all kinds, take race seriously, stop hurting anyone even if they don't even know it, protect our dear black, Chinese, Asian ...

And then I'm going to go deep into the traitors that lurk in our midst, I'll go by the name James Lister, I've studied drug abuse and the tricks of racists, and I'm going to catch them when it matters and put them in the public eye , to break the ugly dreams of these people...

All you need to do is give me a federal agent status. I am very willing to serve the country. You can send any of your subordinates to call me or send me an email. In short, I am always waiting to serve the country. I'm free anytime this week, next week.

ps: I am very willing to say hello to you face to face! "

...

When Yi Lianna woke up the next day and saw him laying on the bed full of rainbow farts, typing out the autumn wind draft in an unscrupulous way, she almost smiled strangely all the way down.

This guy must be able to write only after drinking and not eating food. It's hard for him... It's really hard. Li Lekang has never written official documents, and he doesn't usually need to write.

When he was full of thoughts and wanted to show his literary talent,

Getting up in the middle of the night to express the results of literati feelings, he felt that it was already very good!

"Let me help you change it!"

Elena took a pen and wanted to help him correct some inappropriate parts.

Li Lekang yawned, read his letter again, and couldn't remember what kind of state he was in to write it last night.

I don’t know if you’ve ever felt that it’s like doing it all over again, and I may not be able to write exactly the same content. The writers of this thing call it a “burst of inspiration”.

"No, no, no need to change! I think my writing is very good - and you are not allowed to laugh, you can't laugh at a magician's poorly written article, the sincere emotion in it, I need it to remain the most real The expression, if it is modified, it will not be what I want!"

"Alright alright!"

Elena smiled and raised her hands in surrender,

"Do you know what I'm thinking now? If my dad is still in office, I think you will be a very good partner. Both of you will bring this traditional system to a strong individualistic style."

Elena's words were plain, crazy.

Because the brain circuits of normal people will not forget to turn on this aspect.

But... Maybe this is the reason why artists are unique in the world?

"I am for the country and the people."

Li Lekang said it in a high-sounding way.

In fact, it is the privilege of not wanting to be punished for violating regulations, not even paying fines.

But apart from Irina, who he told seriously, who would know his real intentions?

Under the technical guidance of Yi Lianna, Li Lekang finished packing the letter.

Then he took the letter himself and flew to New York.

I didn't go directly to Washington for a visit, because the people there are not very familiar with it yet.

He is quite familiar with the New York State Congressman. He has met many times. This time he does not intend to involve too many people because it is just a small matter!

He can give an order, and the saints will help him operate and get things done directly.

But that's boring.

He now wants to accomplish tasks with his own hands.

He had already assumed the role of a federal secret agent, and he didn't need the power to get involved, so he found a New York congressman and asked him to deliver the letter to the president through a relationship.

Faced with this rare political request from a saint holy father and a Uranus superstar, members of Congress also took it very seriously.

The congressman did not read the contents of the letter, because Li Lekang said that it was strictly confidential and could only be shown to the president. So the latter was also very serious. He went to Washington overnight and presented it to the president face to face.

This channel is so smooth that people can't imagine it will be so smooth.

But from their point of view, they also felt that as such an important person, the important things Li Lekang said were definitely not small, so they took them very seriously.

When the assistant unsealed the letter and was about to hand it to the sleepy old man, the guy actually perked up!

I actually read it from the beginning to the end without saying a single word, and I feel very useful for the eloquent rainbow farts in it-because it comes from an international superstar who is much more popular than him!

Although he is the president, the old man who speaks badly has no status in the hearts of the people. He is a dispensable existence and has made many jokes.

But people have self-esteem, although they don't say it on the surface, but they are definitely upset in their hearts, but they can't order poisonous vegetables to say that they are not allowed to oppose Lao Tzu, so they can only watch the ridicule on the Internet and feel bitter.

But look now!

A Uranus superstar with countless fans all over the world, unexpectedly expressed respect and admiration to himself?

The key is that he is not only a superstar, but also the core figure of the capital group behind the scenes!

Recently, the saints have been in close contact with them.

The so-called people talk more seriously than others, a careless word said by a big man will be carefully pondered inside and out.

Li Lekang's rainbow fart now is a good way to dilute his purpose of playing the autumn wind. It just so happens that the president's assistant is relatively young, and he is well versed in the way the cabinet behaves, and he also knows the demands of young people today.

He told the president: "Le Kangli has a huge influence on the young people and on the world's entertainment culture. His request is not too difficult. At best, it is to satisfy his vanity outside of his profession, so I think it is very important. Worth seeing."

So the old man agreed without much thought, and the assistant then arranged a free meeting time at noon to receive the magic superstar.

Things went so smoothly.

Li Lekang didn't even use too much relationship power, didn't let his team spend a lot of time thinking of a way, and didn't let the boss of the saints come forward in person.

He just used his own brain and showed his cleverness. Facts have proved that his status as an international superstar can travel all over the world just by brushing his face!