A Sorcerer in the Detective World

Inside the underwater restaurant.

Shu Yunwen and Luo Liai walked quickly. It didn't take long before they reached the lounge where Zemu was recovering from his injuries. They opened the door and walked in.

As soon as the two people walked in, they heard Kaito's voice: "... Mr. Sawaki, please lift your butt up a little, yes, yes, this is the position you are in now... Don't worry, I will be very gentle. , it won’t hurt you…”

As Kaito spoke, his eyes were fixed on Sawaki's buttocks. He held gauze in both hands and gently pressed Sawaki's anus. His movements were so gentle...

Shu Yunwen and Loli Ai listened to Kaito's ambiguous words and looked at Kaito's careful movements of bandaging Sawaki's wounds. Their eyelids twitched and they turned their heads to the side in unison.

Damn it! This dubbing, coupled with the scene of Kaito caressing someone else's anus, is really eye-catching...

Kaito carefully treated the wound, then turned to look in the direction of the door. He was stunned for a moment when he saw Shu Yunwen and Loli Ai, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Yunwen-san, why are you here?"

"I'm here to help protect Mr. Sawaki." Shu Yunwen glanced at Mr. Sawaki.

Under Kaito's careful care, Sawaki's anus was finally wrapped with gauze, but the shape...at first glance looked like a crotch cloth...

"Really?" Kaito looked at Shu Yunwen with a suspicious look on his face.

Why does he think Shu Yunwen is here specifically to laugh at him?

Shu Yunwen curled his lips: "...Of course it's true! Just now, there was an explosion in the women's bathroom. It seemed that the prisoner planted a bomb in the door. Officer Megure and the others were very worried about Mr. Sawaki's safety, so I came here. Protect Mr. Sawaki..."

"Bomb?" On the sofa, Sawaki turned to look at Shu Yunwen with a surprised expression on his face. He pretended to be worried and said, "...I really didn't expect that it was the sound of a bomb exploding just now...Yunwen, classmate, is here Was anyone injured in the explosion just now?"

Yo ho? This guy seems to be very concerned about this!

Shu Yunwen narrowed his eyes, and then said with a serious face: "...According to the investigation, we found a 7 of spades at the scene, and we can confirm that this was a bomb attack targeting Detective Yueshui! At that time, Detective Yueshui went to the bathroom to wash his face. After opening the toilet door, the bomb exploded, poor Detective Yueshui..."

When Shu Yunwen said this, he deliberately sighed, whetting Zemu's appetite.

Zekihei couldn't help but feel excited, and quickly asked: "...What happened to Detective Yueshui?"

"... She was too slow to hide. She was covered in dust by the explosion, and she was covered in filth..."

Loli spoke sadly and gave the answer. Shu Yunwen looked down at Loli Ai speechlessly.

Huiyuan, if you don't steal my show, we will still be good friends! ~

On the sofa, Ze Muhei heard Haibara's words and let out a sound, with shock written all over his face: "...Detective Yueshui, she's not dead?"

"Yes! Detective Yueshui noticed something was wrong after he opened the door, so he quickly dodged away without getting hurt..." Shu Yunwen rambled casually, then looked at Sawaki Fairy with a smile, "...Mr. Sawaki, it's up to you. You seem disappointed?"

"Ah? What kind of disappointment? Yunwen, classmate, what are you talking about?" Sawaki waved his hands quickly, and then continued, "...Detective Yueshui didn't have any trouble, it's great. And that hateful prisoner, It’s absolutely abominable!”

Shu Yunwen nodded "hmm" and glanced at Zemu's fair wounds with interest: "Mr. Zemu is right. This prisoner is really shameful. I curse him for his broken anus and bruised buttocks..."

"Uh..." Zekihei's mouth twitched...

A few people chatted briefly. Sawaki glanced at the clock on the wall next to the sofa inadvertently, then pretended to touch his chest, and suddenly said: "...It's strange, my Where did the sommelier badge go?”

"Sommelier badge?" Kaito was stunned for a moment, "Is it the grape-like badge you wear on your chest?"

"Yes, that's it..." Sawaki nodded, and then pretended to suddenly realize, "... By the way, I remembered it! It should have fallen in the wine cellar. Officer Shiratori, can I trouble you? Would you like to help me find it in the wine cellar? That badge is very important to me, please help me find it!"

"That's...ok." Kaito nodded, waved to Shu Yunwen, and walked out of the lounge.

As soon as Kaito walked out, it didn't take long for Sawaki Koei to speak again: "...I'm sorry, Yunwen-san, I'm suddenly very thirsty and want to drink water. Could you please go get me a glass of water? Um... Purified water should be under the refrigerator in the kitchen. You'd better heat the water and bring it to me..."

interesting! This guy just sent Kaito away, and now he wants to send us away. So, Junya Tokizu is going to contact this guy soon?

Shu Yunwen narrowed his eyes, and then said hypocritically: "...It's okay to pour water, but as soon as I leave, there will be no one else here. Mr. Sawaki, aren't you in danger?"

Zekihei immediately smiled and said: "Yunwen, don't worry about me. The order of the criminals' crimes is from K to A. I have already been attacked. The next person who is really in danger should be Mr. Shido Nagaaki." Also, when you go out, lock the door so that the prisoner can't get in even if he wants to..."

"Haha, you're right!" Shu Yunwen nodded with a smile, and then walked out of the lounge with Loli Ai. At the same time, he gave an order in his mind for Cheng Shi to pay attention to Sawaki Fair.

In the room, as soon as Shu Yunwen and Loli Ai left, Zekihei immediately struggled to get up, walked to a locked cabinet in the lounge, took out a satellite phone from the cabinet, pressed the power button, and looked at With a proud smile on his face:

"...I just used a little trick to get rid of these idiots, hahaha..."

Sawaki held his cell phone, struggled to the door, opened the door, and cautiously looked outside. Then he returned to the house, lay down on the sofa, and looked at the time:

"... Thirty seconds until 3:45... The planner's call will come soon. If he knew that not only did I not kill anyone, but I also injured myself, he might not come here. So, I can only lie to him..."

Sawaki was thinking about it in his heart, but he didn't notice at all that the clock hanging on the wall suddenly flew up, slowly aimed at his butt, and then made a beautiful free fall...

The corner of the clock accurately hit the bullseye. Sawaki wanted to scream in pain, but he was afraid of attracting others, so he could only hold it in with tears in his eyes and threw the clock aside.

Damn it! Who hung this clock? Don’t you know how to hang it better? My poor ass...

At the same time, a certain unscrupulous Shu Yunwen was humming happily and seemed to be in a good mood

Well, this guy Sawaki Koichi actually dares to call us "idiots"? Who gave him the courage?

If we don't deal with him, we won't be able to think clearly!~