Adored Koi in the 70s

The thing is like this.

The fish that Dai Xiaoxue raised died that day, and she was very sad.

She has been raising this fish for more than two years. She is very affectionate. She was reluctant to just throw it in the trash can, so she decided to bury it!

But after thinking about it, nothing is right. The burial is too dirty, and it will be corroded by ants and insects after death. She feels too pitiful.

So in no way, she took the corpse of the fish over to find Anping.

After thinking about it for a while, Anping said astonishingly: "I think it can be cremated!"

Dai Xiaoxue immediately agreed to this method.

They were really serious about cremating the fish at the beginning, who knew that the more they were roasted, the more fragrant they were, and the smell wafted out, and both of them were greedy.

Then Dai Xiaoxue said: "After so many years of feelings, I decided to eat it and let it be reborn in my stomach!"

Anping thought it was a good idea, so he took out beer and other things, and the two of them had a barbecue while drinking.

Because the hotel is already on track, two other chefs have been hired in the hotel, so Anping doesn't have to stay in the hotel all the time.

So at this time, they were grilling fish and drinking beer in the big rented house, and the adults were not at home, and only two of them were left, not to mention how pleasant it was.

Dai Xiaoxue's alcohol volume is obviously not good enough. After drinking two more sips, he will talk more. He is chattering like a little sparrow.

"Anping, what's the matter with my dad? I said I don't like reading anymore. He just forced me to go to school. It's really too difficult for me!"

An Ping stretched out his hand and rubbed her head, feeling very empathetic: "I understand, I understand very much! People like us are born to be incompatible with books. Every time I look at the words on the books, I feel that they are like flies. Flying around in front of me, I can't wait to slap them to death!"

Dai Xiaoxue nodded her head heavily: "You're right! I just want to tear up all the books! I'm annoying, especially in English. Those letters are just like caterpillars. They know me, I don't know them. Why do you think it is so difficult?"

Speaking, she raised her head and drank a big swig of beer. After this sip of beer, her head became even more dizzy, and everything looked double.

"Anping, why do you have two faces? Hahaha, you are so funny!" She stretched out her hand to hug Anping's face, but almost went blank.

Anping hugged her and said, "Be careful, you little idiot!"

When Dai Xiaoxue heard him scolding herself, she was immediately angry, and her mouth mumbled: "You are a little fool, and your whole family are all little fools! Oh, except for the big sister Qiao!"

An Ping was not angry even after being scolded, and said with a silly smile: "Haha, Sister Da Qiao is indeed very smart. If only we were half as smart as her!"

Dai Xiaoxue's little head nodded: "I don't mean it! But you said that you are cousins, how come she looks so good-looking and smart, and you don't look good and don't think so well? This is for...what...hiccups. "

She hiccuped as she spoke, then let out a sigh of heat, spraying the heat onto Anping's face.

Anping squinted her eyes because of the smell of her wine: "That's because my parents are not good-looking, and their brains are not very good. Haven't you seen my little girl? You cried ugly, OK!"

Wan Chunju, who was helping in the restaurant kitchen, sneezed, rubbed his nose and said, "Am I sick?"

Qiao Zhenguo laughed and said, "Daughter-in-law, you are as strong as a pig. You can't get sick if a pig is sick!"

Marijuana is so angry!

Most people say that they are as strong as a cow, but how come they become pigs when they come on top of her?

But she didn't dare to quarrel with him. After the two of them were scolded by her mother-in-law last time, she is now especially worried about being run into by her mother-in-law again!

But she was so angry that she had to pinch Qiao Zhenguo's waist with that hand.

But Qiao Zhenguo’s meat was too hard, it seemed to him to be tickle, and he said to her: "Daughter-in-law, how do you know that I am itchy? If you go up a little bit, I also feel a little itchy."

"..."

Wanchunju is so angry!

Xiao Dongyun, who was recording a record at the film company, also sneezed. She said in a sweet voice: "Someone must be scolding me!"

The teacher who taught her to sing comforted her: "Man Yun is so cute, why would anyone be willing to scold you?"

Xiao Dongyun pursed her lips and laughed.

Because Xiao Dongyun's name is not very pleasant and not elegant enough, the company gave her a stage name, Qiao Manyun.

It's just that people in the Qiao family are still used to calling her Xiao Dongyun.

At this time, Anping and Dai Xiaoxue were already drunk, and they were dizzy, and they kept leaning into the room.

As Dai Xiaoxue walked, she whispered: "Anping, if I can't get into college, can I go to your restaurant to be a dishwasher?"

Anping hiccuped: "No problem, if you can't survive, come to me and I will support you!"

When Dai Xiaoxue heard this, she was so moved that she cried twice: "Anping, you are so kind to me, I always like you!"

Two "bangs".

The two came into the house and fell on the bed one after another.

Dai Xiaoxue suddenly turned around, hugged Anping's face, and squeezed his face into a distorted form: "Anping, your lips look so red, don't you know what it tastes like?"

Then before Anping could answer her, she leaned over and bit Anping's lip.

Anping sucked in pain, Dai Xiaoxue gnawed twice, and then... fell asleep.

Anping endured the pain and pushed her away.

But Dai Xiaoxue's wine and sleeping products were not very good. After being pushed a bit, his hands and feet were immediately wrapped around, like octopus.

After earning a few times, Anping couldn't get her free. In addition to his sleepiness, his eyelids were as heavy as lead, so he fell asleep after blinking a few times.

Wan Chunju was waiting for Anping in the hotel, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't see him coming, and she couldn't help but feel a little worried.

She said to her man: "Zinguo, Anping has come here usually at this time, and I haven't seen a figure at this time. Do you think something will happen?"

Qiao Zhenguo scratched his forehead and said, "It shouldn't be possible. If you are worried, go back and have a look."

Wan Chunju thought for a while and nodded.

She is such a son, she must be a little baby.

They live not far from the hotel, and it takes only 20 minutes to walk.

Because Wan Chunju was anxious, it only took 15 minutes to reach home.

As soon as she opened the door and went in, she frowned when she saw the barbecue garbage all over the floor, cursing and looking for someone inside.

Unexpectedly, she just stepped into her son's room and saw him and a girl hugging each other, and suddenly made the sound of killing pigs!

"Oh my god! My god, how did Anping do such a thing?"

"No, when did Anping have an object? Why don't I know?"

"No, I have to go in and have a look right away!"

Wan Chunju stopped screaming for killing pigs, then walked in tiptoe, turned the girl holding Anping over, and then a few words popped out in her mind: It was her, it was her!

When Dai Xiaoxue first came to the store to help in the summer vacation, she was very happy because they didn't have to pay Dai Xiaoxue. In this way, they took advantage.

But gradually, she couldn't laugh anymore.

Because every time Dai Xiaoxue comes over, Anping will cook her a table of good meat and good dishes, and the money for those dishes can be used to hire three dishwashers!

Because she is Dai Shufang's niece, the Huo family's status and wealth are different, she didn't dare to drive her away directly, so she had to euphemistically let her not come over, and should focus on studying.

It happened that this person didn't understand the meaning of other people's suggestions, and told her that she didn't like studying, so she liked to stay in the store.

Annoyed her half to death!

Looking at Dai Xiaoxue, Wan Chunju almost burst into flames, no wonder she said that she likes to stay in the store because it was for Anping!

Vixen!

She was so shameless at a young age, if it wasn't for the Huo family's sake, she would slap her to death!

Wanchunju went around the room a few times, and before the two drunk people woke up, she went over to break them apart, and then rushed out again.

This matter is too big, she must inform her man!

Qiao Zhenguo watched her come back alone, without Anping behind her, and couldn't help but curiously said: "Where is our son? Could something really happen, right?"

Wan Chunju mysteriously pulled him aside and said, "Zinguo, let me tell you, our son was hooked away by a fox!"

Qiao Zhenguo was stunned for a moment, and then looked at her with a mentally retarded look: "Daughter-in-law, the country said that it cannot engage in feudal superstition, and animals cannot be refined!"

Wan Chunju was so angry that he almost vomited blood: "It's not a real vixen, I mean our son was hooked away by other girls. I saw them both lying on the bed!"

Qiao Zhenguo let out an "ah" and his eyes were straight.

Wan Chunju thought he finally realized the seriousness of the matter, who knew he would hear him in the next moment——

"It only took a few hours to go to bed without seeing each other. Doesn't that mean we will be grandparents soon?"

Wanchunju: "..."

She felt that her man had a brain disease. At this time, she didn't ask who the woman was, but only thought of becoming a grandfather!

I'm so angry at her!

Wan Chunju punched him and said, "The woman is Dai Xiaoxue. We Anping got together with her. I'm afraid that the other party's parents will trouble us Anping, so I think the best way now is..."

Splash dirty water on the opponent, so that the opponent has no chance to beat him up!

But before she finished speaking, she saw her mother-in-law and Dai Shufang walking towards them, and her voice suddenly disappeared from her throat.

Qiao Zhenguo glanced at her and said, "Daughter-in-law, what's the best way? You are halfway talking, it's like peeing halfway through, aren't you trying to suffocate people?"

Qiao Xiuzhi heard the elder son's words as soon as she walked over, and almost rolled her eyes again: "Have you seen Xiaoxue coming here?"

"no!"

"have!"

Wan Chunju and Qiao Zhenguo said two answers in unison.

Qiao Xiuzhi glanced at the two of them, and said coldly: "Is it there or not? Don't make tricks in front of you!"

Qiao Zhenguo was scolded by his mother and immediately sold her daughter-in-law: "Mom, my daughter-in-law just came over and said that Anping and Xiaoxue were sleeping together. She also said that Xiaoxue was a vixen, but I had already told her. There is no such thing as a vixen now!"

Wanchunju: "..."

What did she do in her last life, and marry such a stubborn man in this life? ?

Standing behind Qiao Xiuzhi, Dai Shufang turned white when she heard Qiao Zhenguo's words: "Zinguo, what did you just say? What is meant by Anping and Xiaoxue sleeping together?"

Qiao Zhenguo scratched his head and said: "It means it literally, but I didn't see it. My wife told me! She also said that she was afraid that your Dai family would trouble us. Just when she thought of a good way, you came here!"

Wanchunju's face was red and white: "..."

She really killed him so much!

Qiao Xiuzhi's gaze was like a knife and fell on Wan Chunju: "Boss wife, tell me what you know, if there is any concealment..."

"Mom, I dare not hide it!" Wan Chunju shuddered from fear, and quickly took the words over.

Then she told all the things she saw when she went back, of course not including what she thought Dai Xiaoxue seduced her son.

Such words are said, even if Dai Shufang does not tear her, her mother-in-law will not bypass her!

After Dai Shufang listened, her face turned paler: "They... all wear clothes, right?"

Wan Chunju nodded: "I wear it, but the clothes are all fine."

If she didn't wear any clothes, she wouldn't be so calm now, she would definitely break the sky!

Hearing the words, Dai Shufang breathed a sigh of relief: "Let's go over now!"

A few people came to the big rented house, but Anping and Dai Xiaoxue hadn't woken up yet.

What's even more exaggerated is that the two of them didn't know when they actually hugged them together again!

Dai Shufang's face turned black when she saw Dai Xiaoxue forcibly to pull Dai Xiaoxue over.

Qiao Xiuzhi pulled her grandson off the bed with one hand, then went outside to get a wet towel, and slapped it on his face when she came back!

Anping shuddered as soon as the towel was icy on his face, and then woke up in a daze.

But seeing so many people appearing in front of him, he didn't react for a while: "Milk, why are you here? By the way, where are you?"

He looked around, and then saw Dai Xiaoxue lying on the bed, his memories came back bit by bit, and then his face turned pale.

Qiao Xiuzhi looked at him like this, and guessed that he remembered: "What? Think of it, right?"

Anping nodded hesitantly: "I have a barbecue with Xiaoxue, and then we drank some wine, and then..."

Wan Chunju loves her son, and hates that iron can't make steel: "You said it's good, why do you want to barbecue? Is there not enough food in the store for you to eat?"

At this time, Anping had no face to say that they were going to cremate the fish raised by Dai Xiaoxue. Who knew that the fish would become their belly when it was grilled and roasted too fragrant!

He had no face to say that after Dai Xiaoxue was awakened over there, he told the whole story.

After everyone heard it, their faces were speechless.

Qiao Xiuzhi was even more speechless.

It turns out that stupidity is inherited. Dafang and the couple are already so stupid. If Anping really goes with Dai Xiaoxue in the future, wouldn't it be a bunch of stupid stupid people going together?

Dai Xiaoxue's parents must know about this matter, and the specific matter must be discussed with Qiao's family after they have discussed it.

Qiao Xiuzhi said sorry to Dai Shufang, Dai Shufang waved her hand, and then led Dai Xiaoxue away.

Qiao Xiuzhi looked at the three idiots in this big house coldly, and told them: "You'd better put this thing in my stomach, and no one is allowed to say it. If anyone dares to ruin Xiaoxue's reputation, give it to me immediately. Get out!"

Father and son Qiao Zhenguo and Anping quickly responded: "Mom/milk, we dare not!"

Wan Chunju always felt that her mother-in-law was targeting and warning her, but she did not dare to carry it: "Mom, I won't talk nonsense, I swear!"

Qiao Xiuzhi looked at them coldly, and then left with a black face.

Anping washed his face and hurried to work in the restaurant.

Seeing everyone left, Wan Chunju's anger came out: "Qiao Zhenguo, why did you tell mom all what I told you just now? Are you trying to kill me?"

Qiao Zhenguo looked innocent: "No, mom doesn't want to know? How can I hide from her as a son?"

Wanchunju fell down with anger: "You! You are not allowed to say in the future, if you dare to betray me, I will never end with you!"

Qiao Zhenguo didn't want to quarrel with his wife. If his mother knew about it, he would have to scold them again.

So he saluted his wife and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, it's okay, fart, stinks to you!"

Wanchunju: "………………"

The author has something to say:

Haha, the last sentence Qiao Zhenguo said. When I was a child, I remembered a lot of such things. There was also a "sniffy, drink cold water, drink cold water, and become a devil." I don't know if you have any?