After Becoming a Taoist

   Chapter 119 The great road is not far from people

   "What a gifted and intelligent little girl, with a bit of Xie Yongxu's demeanor."

   The little girl frowned: "Who is Xie Yongxu? The name is so strange!"

  Li Dandao picked up Yaya: "This person wants to eat your beggar chicken, I said I promised to give it to you, but he insisted on eating it, and came to reason with you whether he can eat chicken."

Yaya's eyes murmured: this chicken is my honor to master. If this person wants to eat it, my master can't eat it. If you can't eat it, it's too small. In the future, you can't use beggar chicken to take out something from master's pocket. It's a big baby. .

   "You want chicken, what can you exchange?"

   I saw the big man haha: "I have gold to buy."

   But he saw the big man put his hand under his armpit, rubbed it, and took out a small lump of gold.

   "Gold?" Yaya shook her head: "No exchange, no exchange, a box full of gold and a box full of silver, not as good as a large box of scriptures."

   "Then I have a big box of scriptures, can I exchange them?" The big man smiled and said, "I have three scriptures, Xuanzhen Fa teaching, can you exchange them?"

  Li Dandao had a **** in his heart, it's really Zhong Liquan, are you here to make my sister immortal? Can you take me with you.

   On the other side, Mu Chunzi, who was hiding in the dog hole, was thoughtful, and he had a very good way of hiding his breath.

   "My brother said that there are ten thousand volumes of scriptures, it is better to pass on a sentence, so I will not change it."

   "Haha!" Zhong Liquan looked at Li Dan and said, "Your brother is just at the level of his studies. Do you believe what he says?"

   "I don't believe my brother, do I believe you? Didn't your mother teach you, don't believe the words of strangers? Talk to strangers."

  Yaya talked about the dark fairy tale of Li Dandao's childhood shadow that threatened her.

   The big man laughed and said, "What kind of monsters and monsters dare to be presumptuous in front of me?"

  Yaya looked around him and asked, "Can you call the wind and call the rain?"

   "Just come."

   "Can you fly?"

   "Small ears."

   "Do you have Laojun's golden elixir, Nuwa's celestial stone, and Queen Mother's immortality medicine?"

   "Uh~ this~ but I don't have it either. Even if I did, who would exchange a chicken with you?"

   "Yeah, isn't my chicken worth so much at all! You're asking such a high price, is there still a pie in the sky?" Yaya asked.

   "Is it just because it is a super invincible and delicious five-spice and eight-treasure rich and noble beggar chicken, it will go beyond the scope of a chicken and become a chicken that can be eaten to become immortal?"

   "Is a white horse also a horse!" Yaya is educating people based on Li Dandao's bedtime education story.

   "Hahaha! You really realized a little bit of truth. You are indeed the reincarnation of Xihua."

   I have only heard of Donghua, not Xihua! Li Dan turned Gulu's head.

   couldn't help but stood up: "Where is your master?"

   "Hehe, I am Jin Zhongyan."

  Jin Zhong is Zhong, Yan is Nan Li Huo, isn't this just telling you that I am Zhong Li Quan?

   "It turned out to be Mr. Kim Dae! I've been looking forward to it for a long time!"

   "Have you heard of me?"

   "Slightly heard." Li Dan said with a smile.

   "It turned out to be a predestined law." But he smiled: "The virtual labor camp was in front of Yushan, and after the funeral, the knowledge was gone."

What does it mean?

  Don't tell me about my previous identity, my current identity is my new vest, even if you know it, don't expose it.

  Li Dandao also smiled and said, "I'm in a trance to see the real immortal in another world."

  Zhong Liquan was a little unstable this time: "Could this kid also be rebuilt after taking off his shell and recognize me?"

  Zhong Liquan is said to be the descendant of Zhong Limi. The two characters Zhongli are his surname, and the last one is his first name. Zhong Liyi of the Later Han Dynasty and Zhong Limu of the Eastern Wu Dynasty are also his descendants.

   However, the surname of Zhongli was changed to Zhong during the Three Kingdoms period, such as Zhong Yao and Zhong Hui of Cao Wei of Zhong Three Kingdoms.

   Therefore, Zhong Liquan was surnamed Zhongli, not Zhong, then he was a character in the Han Dynasty, but there was also a Zhongliquan in the Wei and Jin Dynasties.

   Add Zhong Liquan's sentence: "After the funeral, the knowledge is gone."

   Make a bold guess, Zhong Liquan was freed from the corpse, and then he looked for the opportunity to become a fairy, and finally the so-called Eight Immortals of Shangdong.

  Li Dandao didn't know that Zhong Liquan made up his brain into that kind of reincarnated figure.

   "Why am I a real fairy?" Zhong Liquan laughed: "So little girl, would you like to share this chicken with me?"

   "Then if you eat all of it, I definitely don't want it. If you only eat one leg, one wing, and at most half of your body, I'm also willing."

   "Who can refuse to share a super invincible delicious five-spice and eight-treasure rich beggar chicken?"

   "Haha! Weird! Weird!"

   Zhong Liquan said: "You said that, but I don't want to eat it."

   "Then why don't you want to eat it?" Yaya asked.

"It's just because I smell the fragrance and want to eat it, but I can also put it down and don't want to eat it. It's up to me, not you, or the chicken, no matter if it's as delicious as you said. chicken!"

"Besides, I've heard so many compliments from you, I feel like I've eaten chicken, and if I eat it and the results are far off, then it's not a good chicken, and what I want to eat is A delicious chicken."

  Good guy, is this Zhongliquan's chicken on a par with Schrödinger's cat?

  Yaya is also a little confused, but in fact this is a philosophical question.

   But such a philosophy has also appeared in Taoist classics and Tao Te Ching.

   Even in the text of Zhuangzi's great master.

   "Would you regret it if you didn't eat this chicken because it might not be as good as it really is?"

   "Regret what?"

  I saw Yaya knocked open the mud shell and opened the lotus leaf of the plantain inside. The chicken skin was already browned, and a fruity and meaty aroma came out.

  Yaya got a big chicken leg, but because it was too smooth and tender, she took off a large piece of chicken, and the soup in her stomach leaked out.

  Yaya said directly: "If you are hungry, you have to eat. If you are not hungry, you will think so much. You are picky when you eat chicken."

   took a big bite: "Woooo! Hot!"

  Zhong Liquan said: "Oh! It's time to eat and drink, it's me being hypocritical."

   After saying that, he grabbed the other leg, but was turned around by Yaya: "Didn't you not eat it, and don't regret it?"

   "Hahaha!" Zhong Liquan laughed: "It's so fragrant, the gods will have soft legs!"

  Li Dandao said to Yaya: "Give this gentleman some food."

  Yaya just now, Zhong Liquan has one leg and one wing.

  Zhong Liquan ate chicken and didn't spit out a bone, but instead spit out an egg: "Little girl, today I eat your chicken, and I will give you a golden phoenix!"

   After talking, laughing haha, and went off with a fan.

   "The Tao is not far from people, but people are far from the ears of the Tao. Therefore, those who are far from the Tao do not know the law to support their lives. Therefore, those who do not know the law do not know the time when they work. Therefore, those who do not know the time will not reach the opportunity of heaven and earth."

   "The avenue is not far from people! Hahaha!"

  Zhong Liquan ate a chicken and went madly, but Li Dandao only heard this sentence: Dao is not far from people.

   I felt a lot of emotion for a while.

   But he wanted to catch up and ask in a trance, but Zhong Liquan had already disappeared on the street.

  Yaya asked, "Brother, who is he?"

   "Immortal characters, those who have to hear Taoism." Li Dandao looked at the egg in Yaya's hand: "Yaya, see if you can hatch it, if not, just boil a boiled egg and eat it."

"okay!"

   (end of this chapter)