After Becoming a Taoist

   Chapter 143 This Vengeance Is Not A Gentleman

  Li Dan wiped off the bird feces above his head, hehe, "Mu Mei, right?"

   If you want to knock the token, give him two taps.

   At this time, a voice next to him spoke: "Shangxian, don't blame it."

   But it was not the old tree that opened, but the big bluestone.

  Mu Chunzi was startled: "Old thing! When did you appear?"

   "Hahaha!" Da Qingshi smiled and shook off a lot of fallen leaves on his body: "Before Shangxian went up the mountain, didn't you say you can recruit me by stomping your feet?"

   "Are you the Mountain God of Dongshan?" Li Dan asked.

   "Not a mountain god, but a mountain ghost,"

"I took a nap on the mountain, and I fell down at an unknown time, damaging countless creatures. These two little things stopped me in time with their bodies. I was grateful and guilty, so I nurtured their spirits and became The wood charm, the wood spirit."

   "It's just that I'm lazy by nature, always dozing off and neglecting discipline, so he makes him mess up. If it wasn't for the earth dragon turning over and waking me up a few days ago, I might not have known about it."

  Li Dan said with a smile: "You didn't speak just now, and now you're coming out, you can see that it's not necessarily dozing off, it's not an exaggeration to say it's pure indulgence!"

  Mu Chunzi said: "That's right, that's right, it made us go a long way."

   "There are many people in the mountains and forests, and it is my duty to conform to the nature of the world and not to interfere."

   "Then why did you intervene now?"

   "That is to know that the two of you have good intentions, and that you are wise, and you are not more than ordinary people and fools, so you will naturally meet one or two, so as to fulfill the friendship of the host."

   "Eighteen Gong, Gu Zhi Gong, don't make an apology for this immortal."

   However, many pine cones were shaken off from the big pine tree, and many edible mushrooms grew on the broken wood.

   After a while, another group of macaques came, holding broken bowls from nowhere, bringing fine wine and fresh fruits.

"Please!"

  Li Dandao saw the fresh fruit, the mountain goods, and was immediately bought, but Mu Chunzi was a meat eater and did not buy it.

   said to Li Dandao, "You know what you know, but you don't know your heart. Do you dare to eat what he gives you to eat?"

  Li Dan thought it was right, "Let's eat when I go down the mountain."

   "Huhuhu! Huhuhu!" The monkeys screamed in terror.

  Mu Chunzi sneered: "This kind of method learned from bandits and black shops in the mountains, dare to use it with your grandfather!"

   "I don't know how old your grandfather was when I started running around the world! Believe it or not, I have struck you with a thunderbolt."

   "It's okay, it's okay, since the immortal doesn't believe it, it's okay, there is a box of gold and silver treasures under my body, even if I honor the two."

   Li Dandao, who just felt that there was nothing wrong with him, woke up immediately.

   "You are not a **** of the mountains at all, Little Mumei! How dare you pretend to be a true god."

  Mu Chunzi finally said like a child can teach: "Eldest grandson, you are finally enlightened."

  Li Dandao threw it over his shoulder: "Don't take advantage of me!"

  Mu Mei hehe said: "Don't eat toast! Eat fine wine!"

  I saw the apes holding the core, and the small stone smashed Li Dan directly and killed him.

   At the same time, many termites crawled out of the soil, and they rushed over densely.

  Li Dandao immediately knocked on the token, and Mu Chunzi even summoned a gust of wind: "Taiyuan Hao Shi Lei Huo Jing, united yin and gathered yang to guard Leicheng. Guan Bo's wind and fire climbed the Yuan Court, and his style evoked ghosts."

   A fire talisman together blew away all the termites, and the strong wind almost pulled the tree crown upside down.

   Several monkeys fell.

   "Let's go, let's go! We can't beat it! In the mountains and forests, our two fists are invincible with our four hands. The ghost knows if it has any help." Mu Chunzi pulled Li Dan and said and left.

  Wangcai was still scolding the monkey just now, and was beaten with many cores. At this time, there was no one in the room, and he also ran away.

  These monkeys chased after Li Dan, Mu Chunzi ran for several miles, and didn't go back until a roar of ape, and did not continue chasing and killing the two.

   "If ordinary people drink wine and eat mountain goods, I'm afraid they won't be able to get out of the mountain!"

"I can't accept this little kindness or favor, but what about gold and silver treasures? Gold and silver treasures can't be accepted, but what about beauty and youth? Beauty's youth is unacceptable, and immortality, power and fame... You can't pass the first level, and you can't hold a little mountain goods. , it really has no bottom line." Mu Chunzi complained.

  Li Dan said: "Which cadre would not be able to withstand such a test? It is because it is not a treasure of gold and silver, so I relaxed my vigilance, how do I know this monster! Such a cunning and cunning!"

   "This wooden charm is also sparse, but this Dongshan forest is its eyeliner, and a group of macaques are its dog legs. We can't beat it." Mu Chunzi said.

   "Aren't you going to incur five thunders? Boom it!" Li Dan said in a sullen voice. He was smashed by the monkey several times.

   "That's it!" Mu Chunzi hesitated again.

  Li Dan knew that this weasel was a half-ass.

   "I can only call the wind, gather the clouds, call the thunder, call the rain, I haven't practiced much yet." Mu Chunzi said.

  Li Dan was speechless: "I'll learn it myself!"

   "Now that we know that the place is dangerous, let's find a place to bury these two Weng Zhong!"

  The two of them stalked and found the path leading to the big stone Mumei. The intersection was overgrown with weeds.

   Buried it on the side of the road at the risk of being beaten up again by monkeys.

   and on the front are written a few words: "greedy for money and happy goods, fascinated by ghosts and ghosts." Eight characters.

   "Okay, you two sisters are here temporarily as guides and soul boys. I won't forget your tablet one incense a day. You can recite a spell for yourself when you have nothing to do, and save yourself! Don't be lazy."

  Mu Chunzi was speechless, he saved himself, this is the first time you have seen it.

   "Okay!" Li Shuang replied.

Li Dandao burned some paper money for the girl: "If someone wants to bully you, you can give him money, and generally they will treat you well. If you are hungry, you can swallow the spiritual energy in the mountains. If you are thirsty, you can drink dew water. I will read it to you before your tablet, take good care of yourself first, and we will go down the mountain first."

  Mu Chunzi said: "Okay, okay! Don't be mother-in-law anymore."

Li Dan said: "This revenge is not a gentleman, dare to **** on Tai Sui's head, and look, my old house still owes a good beam, I have to bring seven or eight old carpenters, go up the mountain to saw it Impossible."

   "Okay!" Mu Chunzi felt a gust of wind and grass moving, something was not good.

  Li Dandao heard what seemed to be a wolf howl again.

  Wangcai also raised his tail and called out.

  Li Dandao admitted on the spot: "Slip away! Slip away!"

  The two walked with the wind, but it was Mu Chunzi who gave Li Dandao a vest charm. Mu Chunzi couldn't do anything else, and there were a lot of things that escaped.

   He also recited a mantra for piercing through the forest, so that he was not afraid of thorns or small stones, and walking on the mountain road seemed to be flat.

   One man, one weasel, and one dog, quickly ran out of Dongshan.

   A pack of wolves are chasing him.

   (end of this chapter)