After Becoming a Taoist

   Chapter 151 Nine out of ten men get hemorrhoids

   After finishing the exercises, Li Dandao followed with punches and knives.

  Because he ate the immortal grain steamed buns, his strength increased, and Li Dandao had already played casually with the old man's 15-pound Modao.

  “?”

Li Dandao has already felt the surprise of Mo Dao's spirituality. Before, he didn't think much of Li Dandao, but now he seems to be saying: "I thought Lu Bu was already invincible, but I didn't expect anyone to be more brave than him. Whose subordinates are they?"

  The old man Li Baojing said: "After eating that fish, I woke up three or four times last night, what kind of fish is this!"

  Li Dan said with a smile: "It means that the effect of kidney detoxification has improved!"

   Give the old man another pulse: "It's alright, just make up the water."

  I still eat carp dinner in the morning. Follow Li Fucheng to the pharmacy, and bring the little white ape with him.

   I gave it milk white fish soup yesterday and it is much better now

  Li Dandao put it in a small basket and planned to go to the pharmacy to give it a cure.

   It’s just that the treatment on the way today is completely different from usual.

   used to be a cynical sarcasm like "Doctor Li can also cure diseases!"

   Now it is a kind greeting like "Morning Dr. Li, Dr. Li Xiao!"

   This is a sign that word of mouth has improved.

  It's hard to do, Yang Kai has been dead for so long, no one speaks ill of Li Ji Pharmacy every day.

When I arrived at the door of the store, I saw someone coming to deliver vegetables. It turned out to be the daughter-in-law of the man who had tuberculosis last time: "Doctor Li, you're here! I'm here to bring you some vegetables, which are all grown in our own fields and are not very valuable. , is better than fresh, since you are here, then I will go back! There are still many things to do at home! "

   Li Fucheng wanted to call her, but saw that she had left.

  Li Dandao sighed: "His family's disease can't be regarded as our cure, but my master cured it, but I feel ashamed."

  Look at Li Fucheng, there are not many dishes, but carefully selected, they are the most tender and the best.

   "When I was sitting in the hall, no one gave me anything! Alas!"

   Li Fucheng felt like a failure.

  Li Dan said: "There will be some in the future, but the purpose of our practice is to receive things from patients?"

   "Not really, just a little sour."

   Li Fucheng is still hypocritical.

  The shop opened, and people came soon, but it was because of the famous massage techniques, Li Fucheng had no time to be sad.

   Here, Li Dandao is helping Little White Ape heal his injuries.

   "I don't know if this eye can be cured!"

  Li Dandao saw that there was a woman next door holding a child to see a doctor, and he had the cheek to ask for some milk.

   borrowed some of Qin Yiping's musk.

   "You still see the monkey's disease?" Qin Yiping was curious.

   "What's so difficult about this, my master will give it back to the dragon and the tiger to see a doctor!"

  Li Dandao finely grinds borax, adds bougainvillea powder, adds musk, and **** to make yellow lotus.

   Grind it to the point where it can fly when you breathe out, put it in a small bottle, and use it later.

   The rest is mixed with woman's milk, and rushes are added into the eyes of the little white ape, and he is covered with gauze.

   At the same time, pour clear oil into the ears of the little white ape.

   Little White Ape struggled.

   But fortunately, he knew that Li Dandao was treating it, and he did not scratch Li Dandao.

   The pus was flushed out, and Li Dandao thought about what medicine to prescribe.

   "Give it medicine, will it drink?"

   "How can the monkey take medicine? Why don't you give him fresh herbs. If it has a spirit, it will naturally know which one to take to cure the disease."

  Li Dandao gave up the idea of ​​giving the monkey soup and medicine, so there was only Dan Wan, and he poured it into it.

   External use of calamus mint powder and internal realgar pills to remove pus and kill insects, cool and relieve carbuncle.

  Many children watched Li Dandao treat the little white ape, and they all came to see the monkey.

   added popularity to Lee Kee Pharmacy.

   "Does the mustard monkey bite?"

   "Can I touch it?"

   "No, this monkey is deaf and blind, so it has a violent temperament. If you touch it, it will remember your smell. At night, it will follow your smell and come to your house to dig out your little monkey!"

   "Huh!" The children scattered.

   Li Fucheng laughed and scolded: "How old are you, you still scare them!"

   Put medicine on the little white ape, eat the pill, and put it in the basket. This guy is very good, and he won't come out of the basket easily.

   "Doctor! Ouch! Doctor! Help me!"

  I saw that it was a middle-aged man. He was well dressed, but his walking posture was a little obscene. He walked with his **** tucked.

"What's wrong with you?"

  Li Dan asked.

   "Alas! Doctor, can you shut the door and talk?"

"cannot."

   "Is there an inner room?"

  Li Dandao probably guessed it.

   took him to the place with the bed inside.

   "Please sit down!"

   "I won't sit anymore, I'll just lie down!"

   "What disease do you have?"

   "Alas! If you don't understand, see for yourself!"

  Take off his pants: "See for yourself!"

   "Huh? This!"

  Li Dan said that his eyes were dirty.

   But at first glance, what a big blood red mouth! It was red and swollen, and pus was also visible.

   This is a perianal abscess.

  Li Dan said that if he looked again, his eyes would go blind: "I already know, put your pants up!"

   "What's your name?" Li Dandao began to record the medical case.

   "Liu Dafu!"

   "How old are you?"

   "Forty-four."

   "How long have you been sick?"

   "It's been two months. Two months ago, when I wiped my butt, I suddenly found a lump, the size of a pigeon's egg, which was swollen and painful."

   "Originally, according to the old man's recipe, I sautéed mint leaves in clear oil, rubbed it on top, and it was cool and cool. It was good for a day or two, but then I got a big hand again, and it immediately hurt again!"

   "Over and over again! I've seen several doctors! I've also taken a few medicines, but it just doesn't get better!"

  Li Dan said he understood, and asked, "Are you having a fever?"

"No."

   "Have you runny and diarrhea? Or constipated?"

"nor."

   "Show me your tongue." Li Dan said, this person's mouth doesn't stink, and the tongue coating is a little greasy.

   "I'll check your pulse again." Some pulses are slow and weak, and his hands and feet are cold. Looking at his slightly fat body, it can be seen that he has a syndrome of yang deficiency.

  Li Dandao nodded: "I probably already knew that your disease is due to yang deficiency and dampness accumulation, the meridians are blocked, and the qi and blood are stagnant. Although it is yang deficiency, it is actually poisonous with heat."

   "Originally, the recipes used to be simple and useful. Maybe what you have eaten recently must have been very nourishing, so it has changed from positive to negative, so it will not heal for a long time, otherwise it should be healed long ago."

"What does this have to do with my disease?" Liu Dafu smashed his eyes and said, "I didn't eat anything tonic either! By the way, I seem to have eaten the right donkey...that was given to me by my concubine's younger brother. Give me something to eat, after all, I'm a little powerless at my age... But I didn't eat two slices... That thing is too nasty..."

Li Dan said with no expression: "It should be this thing, I will prescribe some medicine for you to take orally and externally. It is estimated that it will take half a month, and he will break the pus and fester himself, and grow new flesh. Don't be surprised, continue to use the medicine. That is, use clean trousers, it's better to be a girl, and cover it with a menstrual cloth..."

   "It's not good!" Liu Dafu was inexplicably shy.

   This made Li Dandao suspect the reason for his illness.

   "Three coins of fried grass black, four coins of Shichangpu, and three coins of Baizhi, ground into powder, and topped with clear oil."

   "Four money for Poria, seven money for coix seed, three money each for thorn turtle shell, cinnamon, and Chuanqiong, decocted with water for 14 doses, it's almost good after drinking it, if it's still not clean, come get the medicine again!"

   "Thank you doctor! Thank you doctor!"

  Li Fucheng had just finished massaging, when he heard Li Dandao's questioning and exclaimed, "Nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids!"

  Li Dandao immediately looked at Li Fucheng: "Dad, do you want me to prescribe medicine for you?"

   "No! No! This thing can't cure the root."

   Everyone, check in the book circle!

   (end of this chapter)