After Becoming a Taoist

   Chapter 254 Jiuwei Temple

  Li Dandao saw that Hu San was here, so he didn't want to be presumptuous, and chatted happily.

   "Xianjun looks so young." The old lady said, "It's really young and promising. I don't know which family is talented?"

   "My surname is Li." Li Dan replied.

   "The Li family, the Li family is good, the Li family has a dragon."

  The old lady raised her hand: "The former surnamed Tian didn't have a good relationship with me, so I closed the door and did not communicate with the outside world. Now that he is gone, my door can also be opened."

   "Xianjun came to me but has something to trouble me, the old woman?"

  Li Dandao didn't beat around the bush any more, just explained his intentions directly.

   "It turns out to be this. Someone told me about immortality before. I said that the mountains and rivers will crumble, and the rivers will change their course. Where can there be something that can last forever in the world?"

The old lady said: "It turned out to be an evil practice, but fortunately I didn't get involved in it. I'm short of money, so I'll pay a share, and I won't say whether I borrow it or not, and I haven't paid it back. I just took the money. , you have to do things, if you don't do things, the money will be meaningless."

  Li Dandao remembered that this old woman seemed to have died as a martyr for the country, and immediately felt that perhaps her subordinates had powerful eyes, but this person still had a big picture.

   But at this time Hu San said: "Where do I have to trouble the Junjun to spend money, I will pay in advance."

  Li Dandao was still surprised, the old lady said: "Since you want to come, you can come."

   Waiting for the people below to bring the dishes, Li Dandao could see what it was, the carrion crawling on maggots, the toad with its belly pierced, the dried lizard...

  Hu San didn't eat, and Li Dandao didn't eat either. The old lady was served by servants throughout the whole process.

  Li Dandao resisted his nausea and watched her chatting while eating.

  Wait to come out, that is, come out with Hu San.

   "How does she eat that kind of food?" Li Dandao frowned.

  Hu San said: "The authority of this county lord is like this. The ruler is in charge of decay and decay, and all dead things return to dust and dust, like a **** heap and someone offering incense. She is the one who worships and is called the God of Foulness."

   "Those things look disgusting, but they're actually part of the nature of the world. She doesn't like to eat them, but this is where her clergy is and where she is compassionate. It devours the filth and stinks, and the earth is so clean."

   "Then why did you interrupt me when I asked for money?"

   "Didn't you understand what this Junjun said? If you take the money, you have to work for her, which is equivalent to her being the master." Hu Sandao: "I'm reminding you that this Junjun is not easy to get along with."

Hu Sandao: "Do you know who my grandma is? It's the old mother of Yalongshan, the wife of the King Long Live Fox. She was rescued by her in distress during the Han Dynasty. Originally, it was to fulfill her wish, but my grandma almost failed to take off a piece of it. Layers of skin."

   "My grandma was implicated in the case of witchcraft in the Han Dynasty." Hu San said: "She has a deep scheming and a high level of seniority. I have to respect her."

  Li Dan wondered: "You didn't practice in the pre-Qin period, you practiced in the Kunlun Snowfield, have you already attained the Yang God? Why are you afraid of her?"

"Two different things, men are not afraid of women not necessarily because they can't beat them, just like you are afraid of your mother. Besides, this priest's vocation originates from the earth. It is said that it is only after seeing the land. I don't know if this clergy is a reward or punishment. ."

   Eating **** every day must be a punishment!

  Li Dan thought and said, "Then you really have to stay away."

  Hu Sandao: "If you are short of money, I can give it to you, but I want you to do something for me."

  Li Dan said with a frown: "Can you just take the money and do nothing?"

  Hu San grinned: "You are dreaming."

  Li Dandao retorted: "The money I want is Jiguanshan, the area of ​​the dead man's ditch to suppress bandits. Last time you brought people to say that you were chasing and killing savages, how many did you kill?"

  Li Dan said, "Have you met that Antarctic old man?"

  Hu San shook his head: "The old savage came across one, his eyes were green, he practiced qigong by eating people, saying that the old man in Antarctica passed on the qigong to him."

   "This person caught my fox clan spiritual person for brain-eating practice, and I have already killed him."

   "The other savages are also running away to death, and we didn't kill them too much."

   "But the City God doesn't care about the affairs of the world. Is it reasonable for you to mobilize troops and horses to suppress the bandits?"

  Li Dan said: "It's just ordinary people, there are people who study the law, evil cultivators, and naturally they can call troops and horses."

  Li Dan said: "Originally, the magistrate in Yangjian said that he wanted to suppress the bandits, but he took the money and didn't do anything."

  Hu San nodded: "I don't care about these things. The things I want you to do are simple, just one."

  Li Dan asked, "What's the matter? Uncle Hu, do you still need to beg me?"

   "Please? Haha!" Hu San said: "I have millions of pieces of furniture, and this is not ten thousand dollars, but ten thousand dollars."

That's tens of billions. Sure enough, the local tyrant, Li Dandao said immediately: "What is there to teach me to do? We still talk about foreign affairs. The previous things were all misunderstandings. , I'm not interested in money, I just think about the people of Jingyang."

"I want a nine-tailed temple." Hu San said: "I still owe some external power, but I can't build a temple myself, and I will bless the whole place with good weather, but the human heart is the most complicated, and this step is more difficult than the thunder calamity. "

  Li Dan said: "It's easy to say that the obscene worship is easy to say. Last time I brushed the side ball and put Weng Zhong in the mountains. Some people worshiped and slowly turned to the right side, but it was difficult to perform the worship."

  Li Dandao pinched his fingers: "Unless you come to Da Chuxing once, Chen Shengwang, but that, they will not be successful."

   "In folk beliefs, the twelve earthly branches correspond to the twelve zodiac signs, but there is no fox in it."

  Li Dan thought again: "Since ancient times, there have been only dragons and phoenixes, and even the four-image sky."

   "Then there is a subdivision of the twenty-eight constellations."

   "The twenty-eight constellations that can be associated with the fox are the Xinyue Fox, and the Xinyue Fox is the heart of the Canglong seven constellations."

   "If you want to meet Xinyuehu, it should be a fox with dragon scales in its throat."

   "I am a purebred Tushan fox clan." Hu San said: "If Xinyuehu is to be said, it should also be my fox clan counterpart, but it will take many years to be born."

  Li Dandao remembered the Guoman he watched in later generations, Little Matchmaker, so Lingji moved: "Why don't you be a **** of marriage?"

   "I remember that there seems to be a similar clergy in the female concubine. You can also try it. After all, it is normal for the fox fairy to have a relationship with marriage."

  Li Dandao said: "You work hard to match up a few couples of marriages. It is best to have a story from the ages in it, and create a few idioms, such as raising a case and raising your eyebrows, and for example, breaking a mirror and reuniting."

As soon as Li Dan said, Hu San's eyes lit up: "This is a good way, as far as marriage is concerned, those who seek wealth and officials can be screened out, while men rarely seek marriage, and most of them are women. Not seeing your husband before you get married is much purer."

  Li Dan asked: "Hongluan Xingjun, the old men under the moon will not trouble you!"

   "There are so many lovers in the world, in addition to positive fate, there are also evil fate, in addition to reconciliation, there is also clutching, they can't finish it, I will help them take care of it."

   (end of this chapter)