After Becoming a Taoist

   Chapter 345 Poisonous Cabbage and Calf

   After Li Dan started to practice, he thought that there was an egg in the dogwood, calamus and even Dong Jun, which was born of the dragon mother.

   I don't know if it can be enlightened, but it's a live egg, not a dead one, and it shouldn't be a "stubborn thing".

  Li Dan didn't even bother to enlighten him.

   Just waiting for the dawn, the light rain was falling, Li Fucheng came with two oil-paper umbrellas: "Today is a holiday! Outing the green and enjoying the spring! Worshiping the **** of agriculture."

   During the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the famous poet Li Shangyin wrote: "On the second day of the second month, the river ascends, and the east wind is warm and the wind blows."

   It can only be said that it is not a festival, but it is also worth celebrating.

   At the same time, in later generations, there is the habit of shaving the head on the second day of the second month, but it is not here.

  Li Fucheng was holding an oil-paper umbrella, and Li Dandao teased: "It's all young people going out to play, boys and girls, why are you joining in the fun?"

   "Am I not a boy?" Li Fucheng asked back, "I'm so tender that I can squeeze water!"

   "Father, it's a pity that Qin Great Wall didn't ask you to repair it back then." Li Dan said in a snarl.

   "Have you asked your mother about this?"

   "Hey, where am I really going? Should I not look at the pharmacy?"

   "It's Yaya who was clamoring to play in the morning and insisted on looking for you. You didn't come back last night. That girl is wild, so you can cure her."

  Li Dan said, "What kind of demon has she become?"

   "It didn't do anything, just showed a demonic air." Li Fucheng said with a mysterious face: "Your grandfather said that she was possessed by a weasel."

   "Last time in the middle of the night, I saw a dog-sized weasel lying on Yaya's side, and Yaya was chatting with him."

  …

  Li Dandao had expected that Mu Chunzi would be found living in his own house. The old man had already found out the clue, but he didn't expect to be involved in this aspect.

   "That girl, the last time I saw it, sometimes her eyes glowed green, either because of evil or possessed by a weasel.

   "You don't care about your family these days. I want to find you to take a good look, but I'm afraid that that thing will hear and hurt Yaya secretly."

  Li Dan said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "That's the family fairy that I invited three chickens a month to protect you."

   "Family Immortal?" Li Fucheng wondered.

   "Now our family has a family god, that is, grandma, but it is not necessary." Li Dandao explained: "Anyway, Yaya is not evil."

   It took Li Fucheng a long time to figure out what kind of nature Mu Chunzi was.

   "So he has been living in our house for more than half a year? I don't know it exists yet? Li Goudan! Li Goudan, you are so bold."

   Li Fucheng felt that he had been seen all the time, and directly gave Li Dandao a brain break.

   The beating made Li Dan dizzy: "Where does he usually live?"

   "We don't have a dog in our family, but we have a dog hole. He usually lives in the dog hole." Li Dandao rubbed the top of his head: "Mainly to protect our family."

   "Last time, my clothes were stolen from my house, and I rummaged through boxes. With him, I no longer have to worry about this happening, and Yaya also learned from him." Li Dan said.

   "Father, you are the head of the family, if he doesn't like it, I will ask him to live in the temple!"

   "Forget it, since it's invited back, it's a guest. How can there be any reason to drive it out?"

   "Besides, you asked him to live in a dog cave. It's too shabby, and it goes against the way of hospitality. In this way, you can build a small house for him in the corner of the courtyard if you have time."

   "I'll go back and tell your grandfather that he's counting, get some chicken blood, lead him out, and let the dog catch him!"

   When Li Dan heard this, he hurriedly took the oil-paper umbrella and ran home.

  Li Fucheng shook his head: "Not reliable!"

  Li Dandao ran to the house and saw that the old man was already pulling a chicken in his hand, intending to kill it and let it bleed.

  Yaya slapped her palm on the side: "I've eaten chicken! I've eaten chicken."

  Li Dandao quickly explained to the old man, and called out Mu Chunzi again.

The old man didn't believe it at first, but when he saw Mu Chunzi spitting out words, he nodded immediately: "When I originally joined the army, there was an accompanying mage who kept a mink, who could speak people's words. I didn't think we had such a dog in our family. thing."

  Li Dandao did not dare to tell the old man that the unusual beggar chicken was actually of the Phoenix bloodline.

   "I almost suffered a calamity in your house today." Mu Chunzi had a lingering fear in his heart: "If you are bitten by a dog, the bones will be scattered, the Taoism will be lost, and everyone will die."

  Li Dan comforted: "Maybe this is your anger that is about to be repaired by me. God's test for you, you should be careful."

   "I think so too, good things come and go, you have to protect me."

  Li Dan thought about it: "You are so unlucky, you begged for a seal, and you begged for it three times. In this way, you go to a place where Feng Shui is treasured."

Li Dandao took out the dragon jade: "Ba Niangniang Temple, Gu Huoniao will send the child **** to the well, and use the evil spirit to flush the evil spirit. I have already thought about how to help you mend the seven seas of Dantian. I will be there tonight. It can be done.”

   "Okay!" Mu Chunzi took Long Yu: "If I repair my qi sea, Rao is a world-renowned cheapskate like me, and I will give you back!"

  Li Dan nodded: "Go ahead!"

  Mu Chunzi took the dragon jade and escaped from the ground.

   "Aunt Huan said that she arranged a marriage for her uncle, I have to watch it carefully, but it must not be an informal marriage."

   Looking at the oil-paper umbrella in his hand, Li Dandao thought for a second: "Although it is not in the West Lake in Hangzhou, and there is no broken bridge, but holding an umbrella, you can theoretically encounter big bugs by the water."

  Li Dandao picked up Yaya: "Today, let's go to the spring, what about uncle and others?"

   "He went out early." Yaya said, "Secretly went on a date with someone."

   "How do you know? Yaya?" Li Dan said in surprise, this has already hooked up?

   "Uncle came back last night with a hairpin in his hand." Yaya said, "Master can smell the rouge, and I woke up earlier than my mother today."

   "Oh! Don't sleep all night!" Li Dan said with some doubts.

"Where did he go?"

   "Yingzhoutai." The old man said, "I also see that something is wrong with this kid."

   "Although he is not like Lao Tzu and me, he is a handsome young man from Shili Baxiang, but his appearance is very iconic. If nothing else, he can't be hooked by those sluts."

  Li Dan murmured in his heart: "The ghost knows whether it is human or beast, male or female, demon or demon, yes, a simple **** can be subdued."

   Seeing that the old man's eyes were like lightning, his face became hot as he stared at him.

   immediately promised: "I promise to catch any clues, I will come to you to report, don't let those cabbage that have been sprayed poison our calves."

   "Fuck you!" The old man couldn't help laughing and crying: "If you look good and be more generous, don't disturb me!"

   "Okay! Got the order!" Li Dandao took Yaya and went.

   (end of this chapter)