American Comics: Trading Tom Cat at the Beginning

A ceremony that I don’t know how to describe in words is over.

Everyone who left Hellfire Headquarters, whether they were chaebol boys or high-ranking military officials, etc., almost all had the same expression at the moment.

Sluggish, dazed, numb, eyes dull... It was as if he had been ravaged from top to bottom, from the inside out.

Including Tony Stark, the always arrogant richest man, and even Lu Dantou, who thought he was well-informed, was wandering in a daze at the moment, his eyes were light and he kept mumbling.

"I should be more accurate. Just be more accurate. Just a little bit off, one centimeter? No, half a centimeter~ Just half a centimeter off."

Tony Stark's eyes were numb, but he was holding a wooden basket tightly in his hand, and the veins in his hands were popping out. With that posture, even if it cost his life, he could not be snatched away. basket.

Luo Dantou, who continued to mutter, quietly touched the basket with a small black hand.

"Damn it, let go of your claws! Otherwise I will kill you!!"

Before he even touched the basket, Tony Stark roared madly. He even summoned the hand cannon, and it started to light up, looking like he was ready to kill the bastard who dared to stretch out his claws at any time!

"No, no. Spider-Woman quickly stopped Tony Stark, but she still deliberately avoided the basket. Even so, Spider-Woman looked at the basket with strong desire from time to time. Fortunately, She could barely suppress it.

The three of them were confused and numb all the way, not knowing how to get back to the Avengers headquarters.

When they returned to the Avengers headquarters, Captain America Steve, Hawkeye and others came up to them and almost exploded on the spot.

"Damn, what on earth did they do to you!!"

At this time, Spider-Woman, who was in much better condition than the others, quickly explained: "Actually, they were not abused or anything like that. They just encountered too exciting things, and they are still in a state of mental disorder."

Captain Steve:????

Hawkeye:????

I'm just curious about how exciting things have happened to you, which can make you look like this. This is even more exaggerated than being ravaged by a 500-pound tank.

Spider-Woman was also helpless, and she didn't know how to answer.

"Let's do this. Find some ice water and drink it directly. Maybe it will be better."

"Also, you must, must pay attention to one thing, don't touch that basket, otherwise Mr. Tony will go berserk!"

The two of them looked at the basket. At this glance, Tony Stark seemed to trigger a stress resistance and completed the hand cannon outfit in an instant. Spider-Woman, who had been vigilant, quickly took action and stopped the gunman who was directly firing. Tony Stark also avoided Hawkeye and Captain America, because Ten Eyes was seriously injured by Tony Stark. two

Hawkeye took a breath instantly, Falk, is Tony Stark crazy? He didn't even react. He was almost killed like this. If he died like this, his colleagues would laugh to death.

Captain Steve is also extremely curious, but he has strong control and can tolerate his curiosity for the time being.

Under the guidance of Spider-Woman, the group poured three buckets of ice water into Tony Stark and Braised Eggman, and the two finally woke up from howling in agony.

Take a seat and have a meeting.

A group of Avengers members gathered together, their curiosity almost full, waiting expectantly for Tony Stark's explanation, and...peeping into the basket from time to time

What's strange is that even though the basket has been filled with three buckets of ice water, no water stains can be seen on the surface.

As for why the basket was filled with water, it wouldn't work without being flooded. The former Tony Stark was the kind of person who made everyone anxious just by looking at him. If they tried to grab the basket together, Tony Stark would probably go crazy and kill everyone!

Even now, when everyone takes a few glances, there is still something wrong with Tony Stark, but he is no longer stressed.

"Okay, Tony, tell us what happened to you and why this happened!" Everyone present was really curious.

As soon as these words came out, both of them fell silent. The expressions on their faces changed rapidly like a kaleidoscope, ranging from horror, longing, madness, and longing...

Only Spider-Woman could barely maintain her facial expressions.

Finally, Spider-Woman spoke: "It's not easy to explain. Let's take a look at the basket first. You will probably understand after reading it. I think you are too curious to bear it anymore."

Nod, nod in unison.

Then, everyone looked at Tony Stark.

Tony Stark slapped his head: "Okay, let's take a look, but let me explain first, wait, no matter what you see, you can't steal it!!"

Captain Steve said calmly: "Tony, you underestimate us."

Hawkeye: "That's right, even if it's a gem worth billions, I won't rob it. That's too much."

"Haha!" Tony Stark just sneered a few times.

Tony Stark carefully opened a corner of the basket.

Everyone was speechless.

Ignoring them, I carefully took out something from it.

When everyone saw it, they were even more speechless. It turned out to be an apple!

"Tony, it's just an apple."

Tony Stark rolled his eyes wildly: "I hope you can still be so calm later."

Taking out the apple, Tony Stark carefully scraped off a bit of the pulp, and then looked at the other two people: "Which one of you will perform ten times?"

Braised Dantou nodded immediately and said crazily: "I'll do it, I'll do it!"

After saying that, without waiting for Tony Stark's consent, he snatched the fruit away, then pulled out a knife and stabbed himself in the arm!

Captain America:???

Hawkeye:???

Dr. Hulk:????

This old nigger is crazy!

However, Braised Dantou didn't care about that at all, and directly ate the flesh that Tony Stark scraped off, and then, a magical scene appeared. The bloody wound actually recovered quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye. In the blink of an eye, it was completely restored to its original state, leaving only the blood on it, indicating the previous injuries.

Several confused faces.jpg.

"Fake, this is unscientific!"

Tony Stark was very calm. When he first watched it, he also felt it was unscientific. Later, he watched it more and learned more. What kind of bullshit is that?

Is it true that his endurance is so bad? It's not that the impact is so strong that it exceeds his ability to bear it, but that he simply can't withstand it.

"This apple only requires a small piece. Most injuries can be healed directly, such as a broken arm or leg, or a missing organ, or cancer, etc., it doesn't matter.

It may only take more than half of it to completely heal within 30 seconds. "

"This, this, this......... This is not scientific! I can't accept it!"

Dr. Hulk is going crazy, and his worldview that he has experienced for decades has once again been strongly impacted.

Tony Stark didn't care whether he could accept it or not. He carefully put the apple away, and then took out another item. When he saw such an item, Tony Stark's face changed instantly, and he turned around and used the tool to kill someone. Guang stared at Lu Dantou.

Braised Dantou looked embarrassed: "Tony, you can't blame me. You know, I've tried my best."

Captain Steve rubbed his swollen head: "You two, can you stop arguing in a hurry and explain to us first that this thing that looks like a sweet date is probably not a date."

Tony Stark took several deep breaths in succession before suppressing the urge to kill the braised egg head on the spot, and said: "This thing is called the longevity fruit, which is a fruit that can increase your life span. This one is the smallest and can increase your life by three years." life."

"Waterfak?!!"

Hawkeye and Captain Steve stood up instantly, staring at the date, no, Shou Yuanli.

There are elderly people in Hawkeye's family, and Steve is even simpler. His ex-girlfriend is almost dead of old age, can she withstand this thing?

As for Dr. Hulk, well, he is very calm. He doesn't really need this stuff. He just bangs his head every now and then, and his worldview is ravaged again.

Tony Stark glared at Braised Eggman again with a murderous look: "It's all damned. I said he wanted me to beat the fruit, but he didn't agree and insisted on beating it by himself. In the end, he only beat the youngest one. !”

"Damn it, the biggest one is just a little bit worse, just a little bit worse!!"

"The biggest one can increase your life span by two hundred years! That's two hundred years!!" Tony Stark roared.

Lifespan is something that no one can ignore, even Tony Stark, the smartest brain in the world, cannot ignore it.

At this moment, everyone present suddenly understood what was going on with Tony Stark's murderous gaze. Even a saint, not to mention Tony Stark, might not be able to withstand this.

A lifespan of two hundred years is exchanged for three years? Is this an exchange of lifespan? This is an exchange of the soul!

"By the way, are you talking about beating fruit?" Dr. Hulk, who didn't have much demand for longevity, noticed the problem immediately.

Tony Stark nodded: "Yes, what do you think we did? Spend money to purchase goods? Definitely not, they let us play a lot of 'little games'

What prize you get in the end is entirely up to you,"

"Just like the longevity fruit, because it's so precious, it can only be shot once, and it can only be shot by someone who has the opportunity, using something similar to a slingshot, and it costs a billion dollars a time."

Hawkeye slapped the table: "You should have called me in!"

Hitting fruit? Slingshot? Believe it or not, he can hit the rubber band with perfect accuracy? Being called Hawkeye is for nothing!

Tony Stark and Lu Dantou looked embarrassed. Both of them were in the late stages of persecution paranoia. They were afraid that the Avengers would be wiped out, so they deliberately kept some people from going. In fact, even if they all went, their An invitation is enough.

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore and continue reading."

"This is nectar wine. It is said to be brewed by elves. One sip will give you the ultimate enjoyment. It is relatively cheap and does not require games. A bottle costs five million US dollars."

"This is fire beef. It is said to be the meat of a special hell creature. After eating it, you can maintain absolute vitality for seven days. You can instantly regain your vitality by doing anything during those seven days. Ahem, I mean anything!"

"And this, this is the water of life. Drinking it can keep you young for ten years."

"This is a soldier bean. You can get a very strong soldier by crushing it. It is said that it was imitated by a mysterious being who found it interesting while watching anime."

“This is the water of wisdom, which can enable a person to maintain a state of absolute wisdom within 24 hours, bursting with inspiration, thinking hundreds of times sharper than usual, and being able to learn everything.

"In addition, there is this, this..."

Accompanying 640 is the same introduction from Tony Stark.

Among the people present, from the beginning, it was unreasonable, and gradually turned into a shame, and it was still like this, until the last thing, what happened to this world?

After the last item was introduced, Captain Steve rubbed it

Rubbing his numb and stiff face: "I think I roughly understand why you had such expressions when you came back."

"No, you don't understand, you don't understand at all!!" Tony Stark became excited instantly.

"Most of their activities only allow us to play once! Do you know what it feels like? Everything in it can make you crazy, but you can only choose one."

One, and you’re not sure if you can get it! They even have a damn time limit!”

"The most important thing is, do you understand those damn bastards next to you who get excited and yell every time they get something good? You can't understand it at all!"

"Mom, this is 10,000 times more exciting than stealing family money and going to the casino to play when I was a kid!"

"Don't be so excited. Look at Spider-Woman. She is with you. She is much calmer than you."

In an instant, two pairs of eyes turned around and looked at Spider-Woman suspiciously.

To be honest, this experience is so exciting that no one can withstand it. You can imagine that you may only have one chance in your life. With a wave of your hand, someone can live hundreds of years.

Life, some people have nothing, how exciting it is, some people even go crazy on the spot, some are crazy with joy, and some are driven crazy by themselves.

Tony Stark, the richest man, and Egghead, the SHIELD Director, can't stand the excitement. Spider-Woman? Can she withstand Ability that is so much stronger than the two of them?

Spider-Woman took an awkward step back, her little hand holding something tightly at an angle that no one else could see.

She is just an ordinary college student. At most, she has mutated due to her spider ability. That thing doesn't have any mental resistance. Naturally, she cannot withstand anything better than these two. She reacted.

Not big, just because she still has a chance to go back, but the two of them don't have that chance.

"By the way, I noticed something just now. Don't you feel that something is missing? Didn't Natasha Romanoff go with you?"

Spider-Woman raised her hand instantly: "I know, sister Natasha Romanoff said she saw an old friend and went to talk to her."

"That's it." A response full of coping.

"That's right."

"Understood."

The next moment, suddenly, almost at the same time, several hands grabbed the basket as fast as they could in their lives.

"Fake, Fake, damn it, you agreed not to rob! I'm going to kill you!"