American fame and fortune

Not only the three of Martin on the roof of the trailer, but other people who were originally focusing on Leonardo and Nicholson also shifted their gazes away one after another, and turned to the strange-looking person walking alone.

Some familiar people recognized that it was Shia LaBeouf.

Leonardo also looked over there: "Is this the surprise that Martin said?"

Nicholson raised his hand to support his sunglasses, and said with a smile, "Haha, it's interesting."

On the roof of the trailer, Saoirse set up a tripod, stood behind to control the camera, and said, "He's doing performance art again."

Martin found that the camera effect of the phone was not good, so he stopped filming altogether and concentrated on watching the excitement: "The man who stole the limelight of the whole crew finally came."

Shia LaBeouf wears a supermarket paper bag on his head, with three holes cut out in the bag, exposing his eyes, mouth and nose, and the rest of the place is crookedly written - I am a normal person.

The clothes on his body are made of several belts wrapped around the key parts such as the chest and legs. The belts are inlaid with metal rivets in reverse, and the long thorns stand upright, as if some of the long thorns have been pulled out. porcupine.

There was still a whip hanging on the belt behind his waist, and the whip dragged on the ground like a devil's tail.

Xia walked forward in silence, and the melon-eaters surrounding Nicholson and Leonardo automatically split to the two sides to make way for him.

"Aiming at us?" Leonardo was curious: "A novel activity created by Martin?"

Nicholson couldn't understand: "Martin isn't so perverted, is he?"

Shia came in front of Nicholson, plopped, and knelt on the ground with one knee. The long thorns on his knees were inserted into the dirt, making his posture look extraordinarily weird.

He took off the long whip on the back of his waist and held it high: "Jack, let me join the bastard trio!"

Nicholson didn't respond.

Leonardo dismissed it.

Xi Ya said loudly: "Please whip me severely, as a witness of my joining."

Nicholson didn't touch the whip, just smiled happily.

With a paper bag on his head, Shia can see clearly. As an artist, he is ready to accept the cruelest test: "To prove my determination and confidence to join the bastard group, I will stand here on my knees for a long time, Don't make any noise, don't make any response, you can whip me, or test me in any other way, I absolutely attach importance to artistic integrity, and I will never make any evasive resistance."

The people around were in an uproar.

Even if they are in Hollywood, they are used to all kinds of abnormalities, and they have seen all kinds of neurotic words and deeds of stars, they are still stunned by Shia LaBeouf's magical operation.

Even Johnny Depp, that freak, didn't reach this point!

Nicholson was amused and cheerful.

Leonardo also thought it was fun.

But neither of them touched the whip.

Leonardo pointed to a trailer behind: "I saw Martin."

Nicholson looked back and said, "Let's go, let's go to his side and continue watching the excitement."

The two turned around and left.

Shia LaBeouf was still on one knee, as if he hadn't seen the target go away.

Nicholson turned around to look, and couldn't help laughing: "Where did Martin find such a superb product, it's so fun to ride a horse."

Leonardo said: "Sure enough, it was a big surprise."

When they came to the trailer, Martin and Bruce had already got out of the car.

Saoirse looked at Leonardo and decided to stay on it: "I'll take another shot."

She wanted to see if anyone had done anything to Shia LaBeouf.

Martin called Nicholson and Leonardo into the trailer together, and sat chatting by the window where he could see the other side.

"A performance artist you found?" Leonardo has always been very interested in art.

Nicholson asked: "Such a sand sculpture is not easy to find, is it?"

"It has nothing to do with me." Martin asked back, "You didn't recognize it?"

"The man's head is completely covered in a paper bag, which is even more difficult to recognize than Batman." Nicholson said, "How do you tell us to recognize it?"

Martin said directly: "Spielberg's godson, Shia LaBeouf, the leading actor in the Transformers live-action movie, where can I find such a high-end talent? He is because of Blanchett, who especially admires Jack and wants to give Jack as a younger brother."

He briefly talked about Shia LaBeouf in the past few days.

Leonardo looked very interested: "What a talent, he should be sent to the San Fernando Valley."

Nicholson asked, "Do you think Spielberg would be willing to send his godson to that kind of place?"

Martin responded casually, "It's not a big problem if you're not your own."

Seeing the sand sculpture still kneeling there, Leonardo asked, "What do you two think?"

"Our trio of bastards are notorious villains, elites who are good at making troubles and people, not an asylum for psychopaths!" Nicholson is very bossy, not only daring to make troubles, but also capable of taking care of them.

He pointed to the paper bag man Shia LaBeouf and said, "If you let him join our bastard trio, think about how the outside world will see us? We are not elites, not villains, but brain-dead!"

Martin agreed with his point of view: "First of all, he will seriously lower our average IQ. In terms of his behavior pattern, he is a hundred times more likely to be fucked than he is to mess with people."

Leonardo said: "Also, he will severely lower our average appearance and reduce our attractiveness to young and beautiful women."

Leonardo said: "Also, he will severely lower our average appearance and reduce our attractiveness to young and beautiful women."

Martin's and Nicholson's eyes fell on his face.

Leonardo was dissatisfied: "What do you mean? I will lower your appearance? What kind of century joke!"

Martin knocked on the table: "This is to remind you, stop developing horizontally, you will drag down our average appearance, Leo!"

Just as Leonardo wanted to refute, Nicholson rushed ahead of him and said: "This Shia LaBeouf does not meet the requirements of our trio at all. gone."

Martin said, "Just watch it for fun."

Purely eating melons is still very interesting.

It's not just the melon eaters, including the jerk trio, who find it interesting, but Shia LaBeouf himself.

Shia seemed to be kneeling there on one knee, but the paper bag put him in his own world, and he was as happy as a funny man at this moment.

Happiness varies from person to person.

The melon eaters were eating Xi Ya's big melons, and Xi Ya was eating dozens of people's melons.

Seeing so many sand sculptures pointing around like clowns, he felt that these melons were crisp and sweet.

David Fincher stood alone at the door of the studio, looking at the godson of DreamWorks, speechless with anger.

He was so dazed that he agreed to DreamWorks to let this sand sculpture into the group.

David Finch didn't bother to go there, the sand sculpture was willing to kneel, just keep kneeling.

On the trailer, Martin pointed to the roof of the car: "Shia LaBeouf is average, the girl up there is pretty good and has great potential."

Leonardo rolled his eyes and raised his voice deliberately: "Martin, don't you claim to be dedicated? When did you change your taste?"

"Shut up, Leo!" Martin's voice ran out through the open window: "Saoirsa is my approved student, and I'm Saoirse's teacher. You can't speak in front of a teacher. , belittle the students he approves of."

Leonardo winked at Martin: "You're right, I made a slip of the tongue."

Nicholson pointed at the two bastards and said, "Since she has potential, teach her well, not only in acting, but most importantly, how to develop safely in Hollywood."

He said later with a bit of real emotion: "I am getting old, maybe one day I will go to see God or Satan as soon as I close my eyes and kick my legs, and then there will be one less bastard, and there will just be a successor. "

But Martin said with a smile: "Old bastard, don't worry, God will not accept you, Satan dare not take you, they are all afraid of being fucked by us!"

On the roof of the trailer, Saoirse was still filming. Listening to the words and laughter from time to time, she felt that these three people were not villains as rumored, but had a particularly cute side.

Especially Martin, who recognized her teacher, is really a good teacher.

Saoirse Ronan, a child star, took the initiative to find Martin as a teacher. Of course, her mind was not so pure, but at the moment, she felt that she shouldn't think so much.

With Martin as a teacher, she should be able to save a lot of trouble in the future.

As for the troubles she took the initiative to find, Saoirse has never been afraid. She dared to mess with Emma Watson at Pinewood Studios!

In the afternoon, the filming was still in the amphitheater, and it was still Martin and Cate Blanchett's rivalry.

The paper bag man Shia LaBeouf not far away is still kneeling there.

A studio security guard thought it was interesting and came over to take a photo with him as a background.

There was also a fat female security guard who ran over quietly, trying to take off Shia LaBeouf's pants. If he didn't resist, maybe he could...

David Fincher left a crew security guard early to scare people away.

Even if David Fincher is upset, Shia LaBeouf can't really have an accident on the set.

But taking photos or something is fine.

After a while, two stylists came over, and the sissy who served Martin instructed Tina: "Put a sexy pose, anyway, he won't move..."

Tina posed for multiple photos next to Shia LaBeouf.

The lady came over angrily, pointed at the orchid and said, "I never thought that there would be a sixth gender in this world."

Tina didn't get involved in that circle, so she didn't quite understand: "I know there are three genders, how can there be six."

The sissy said with an example: "Men, women, gays, lesbians, transvestites, these are the five types that existed before."

He tapped the paper bag Shia LaBeouf was wearing: "Look, this is the sixth type, the paper bag man!"

Tina suddenly realized.

"Hey, Tina, hurry to the set!" Saoirse yelled: "Blanchet got angry, and said what's so good about this idiot, so you should hurry up and touch up her makeup."

Tina hurried back: "Didn't you just touch up your makeup?"

Saoirse put her hands in her pockets, whistled, and left as if nothing had happened.

Back on the set, she let go of all her thoughts and carefully observed her teacher Martin and Blanchett.

Saoirse kept in mind what Martin said just now, acting is the foundation of everything, without the foundation, other key parts are impossible to talk about.