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After Hu Tao's exclamation fell, he shook his head and said:"The immortal magic surgery that can make people never gain weight is not something that immortal disciples can do! After all, even the legendary Qilin Immortal in Liyue doesn't have such ability."

"Can you tell me the story of Qilin Immortal in detail?"Zheng Le asked with an inexplicable light flashing in his eyes.

"Of course, many people in Liyue have stories about the Qilin Immortal who subdued demons. Hall Master Hu coughed and showed a serious look, as if he had turned into a storyteller and began to tell the story about the Qilin True Immortal in a sultry tone:

"The last book mentioned that at that time, there were great demons invading the Liyue Sea, and there were evil monsters entrenched in the mountains.……"

When Zheng Le heard this beginning, he felt it was very familiar. He soon remembered that this was the beginning of the story about the King of Rocks told by the storyteller Tian Tiezui at the beginning of the Genshin Impact Zhongli PV!

Hu Tao, Hall Master Hu copied Tian Tiezui's storytelling template.

With this thought, Zheng Le looked at the gentle and elegant man Zhongli behind Hu Tao with the corner of his eye, but found that the corner of Zhongli's eye had begun to twitch.

Zheng Le couldn't help but sigh in his heart:

In the Genshin Impact game, Zhongli said in his voice that Hutao couldn't handle this child. It was true~!

Immediately, Zheng Le focused his thoughts on one point and began to listen carefully to Hu Tao, the seventy-seventh generation leader of the Purangsheng Hall, telling the story of the Qilin True Immortal... He wanted to know whether the Qilin in this story was Gan Yu-, the secretary of Liyue Qixing. walnut:

"At that time, there were countless demons and demons raging in Liyue. The emperor could not cope with it alone. It was also very difficult for us immortals in Liyue to resist. And at this critical moment, the Qilin True Immortal was born!

"He mastered the art of changing size, turned into a rolling stone on the mountain, and rolled down the mountain. Finally, when he entered the mouth of the demon, he performed a gigantic magic and choked the demon to death! Defeat the enemy for Liyue!

"Among the people, he is known as the"Qilin Transformation, Wonderful and True King"!"

Zheng Le immediately understood after listening to this passage that the legendary Qilin Transformation Zhenjun mentioned by Hu Tao was the story of Gan Yu when he was a child, and the story of choking the devil Can Nian to death after a certain amount of artistic processing.

And Shen He on the side was at this moment He also showed a strange look, apparently having heard the true identity of the Qilin Immortal from Hutao.

However, Shen He did not tell the identity of Senior Sister Gan Yu as the Qilin Immortal, but Shen He was still very curious. Hutao asked a question:

"Hall Master Hu, where did you hear this story?"

"Wanmintang chef Xiang Ling, but according to Xiang Ling, she heard it from her master, Grandma Ping!"

"Grandma Ping?"

Shen He showed a look of confusion.

But Zheng Le on the side showed a look of understanding:

Grandma Ping!

True Lord of Gechenlang City!

She is a close friend of True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng, knowing that Gan Yu's childhood story... and adapting the story into the story of the Qilin Immortal, and telling it to his disciple Xiang Ling is quite normal.

Thinking of this, Zheng Le smiled and said:"Master Hu, the Qilin Immortal you mentioned, I You probably know who it is, she has also undergone genetic modification surgery and will never be obese again!"

Hearing this, the leader of Hutao Hall looked at Zheng Le, his plum blossom pupils began to shine and said:

"Zheng Le, you are indeed not a disciple of Immortal Liyue, but a true immortal of Liyue!!"

Zheng Le was about to deny it, but at this moment Zhongli came over and said helplessly:"Hall Master, as far as I know, there is no immortal like Zheng Le in Liyue."

"Guest guest Zhongli, this hall master knows that you know a lot, but you are not the Emperor Yanwang... Maybe Zheng Le is the Liyue Immortal who has been practicing immortal magic for a long time."Hu Tao put his hands on his hips and turned his head to lecture.

Zhongli was silent.

The reason is very simple... It is impossible for him to tell that his true identity is actually the Rock King Emperor!

And at this moment Zheng Le spoke:"Hu Tao Hall Master, Zhongli What you said is true, I am indeed not an immortal from Liyue, I am just a traveler! A traveler who is a little more powerful than an immortal!"

"A little more powerful than an immortal!"

Hu Tao opened his eyes wide, showing extreme surprise.

Zhongli on the side became even more silent at this time.

The reason is also very simple. He had already sensed Fengdan's situation through the earth veins... Knowing that in Fengdan It was Zheng Le who took action to defeat the giant star-eating whale from the original womb sea!

He knew deeply that Zheng Le's strength was not just a little bit more powerful than the immortals of Liyue.

It was a billion points more powerful than the immortals of Liyue... All the Liyue Immortals combined cannot compare with this one!

He definitely possesses the strength of a demon god!

And he is definitely not a weak demon god, he is absolutely powerful!!

However, this powerful being is also very close to the opposite sex. Well, a few days ago, he was already with the traveler and Ms. Funina!

And now, there are more women around him!

Not only is there a pink fairy lady who has never appeared in Teyvat... but also Shen He, a disciple of Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng.

And the most important thing is that Hall Master Hutao seems to be very interested in this person!!

However, Hall Master Hu is a smart person and will not fall into it easily.

When Zhong Li thought of this, he saw Hall Master Hu blinking at his plum blossom pupils and asking Zheng Le seriously:"Mr. Zheng Le, are you really not interested in buying a tombstone? In fact, even if you don’t use it, you can keep it for collection!" Zheng Le did not speak, but looked meaningfully at Zhongli. At this moment Zhongli had a very bad premonition, and the next moment his premonition came true, and he heard Zheng Le's face full of sadness Said:"I can buy the most luxurious coffin today. By the way, the coffin must be filled with top-grade night stone, top-grade amber, and top-grade jade... Money is not an issue!" I will be burying a friend soon!"!! When Zhongli heard this, he immediately understood who Zheng Le was going to bury. It was him himself: Emperor Zhongli of the Rock King! And just when Zhongli's scalp was numb for a while, he heard Zheng Le's invitation again. sound:

"By the way, Hall Master Hu and Mr. Zhongli can come to the funeral then!"

Zhong Li was silenced by this sentence.

He was completely dumbfounded.

He had no idea that Zheng Le was not only going to bury the remains of his faked death, but was also going to invite him to attend the funeral.

At this moment, Hu Tao spoke"Mr. Zheng Le, who are you trying to bury?" You actually want to use the top-grade night stone, the top-grade stone amber, and the top-grade jade? All of these things are very precious and cost a lot of money!"

"A friend. Zheng

Le said the Riddler's words while looking at Zhongli seriously:"Mr. Zhongli, you haven't said whether you want to attend my friend's funeral?""

"Of course you have to participate."

Zhongli nodded slightly.

"Zhongli and guests are all present, so I will be added."Hu Tao raised her palms covered with black nail polish and said in a very lively tone.

Zhongli looked at Hall Master Hu who was very active beside him, and his head started to hurt again:

He was not dead yet... Hall Master began to actively prepare for his own battle. It's a funeral, what a big deal!

"By the way, Mr. Zhongli doesn’t know you……"Zheng Le was going to ask Zhongli if he would like to take a photo with a photo camera at the cemetery to commemorate the death of Emperor Yanwang and the photo of Zhongli Biye.

However, this time, before Zheng Le finished speaking, Zhongli had a premonition of something bad and spoke in a hurry:

"Hall Master, Mr. Zheng Le, I have something to do in the afternoon."

After he finished speaking, Zhongli carried the birdcage and walked to the corner of the street at a very fast speed and disappeared.

"Definitely going to have tea and listen to the show again. Hu Tao covered her forehead and said with a headache:"You are really a troublesome guest. You will definitely have to pay the Shengsheng Hall again!""

Immediately, Hu Tao raised her head and continued to look at Zheng Le, her plum blossom pupils flashing with inexplicable brilliance and said:"Mr. Zheng Le, I have something to ask you.

Zheng Le asked curiously:"What's the matter?" Hu

Tao clasped his hands together and asked,"You can change the body's physique and even its development. I wonder if you can transform non-human beings back into humans?"

"For example, transform zombies back into humans!

When Zheng Le heard this, she knew what Hu Tao's request for transformation was. She was begging herself to save a person, or to be more precise, to save a little zombie... Qiqi!

However, Zheng Le did not take the initiative to reveal his knowledge of Qiqi's situation. Instead, he asked Hu Tao himself about the zombies.

Hutao told everything she knew about Qiqi in detail.

In the end, Zheng Le nodded and said:"If I take action, if nothing happens, I should be able to rescue Qiqi, get her out of her zombie identity, and make her no longer forgetful!" The reason why Zheng Le can be sure of himself He was able to heal Qiqi because he possessed the divine power of Aqua, the goddess of water, and could restore everything. Even in a dead state, he could be resurrected as long as there was a body and soul.

Even if there is an accident and Aqua, the goddess of water, cannot restore Qiqi's state, he can still work with Alicia to use the power of the Herrscher of the Origin to give Qiqi's little zombie girl the possibility of becoming a human again. sex

"Where should the little Qiqi zombie be now?"Zheng Le asked Hu Tao with a smile.

"Not surprisingly, at this point in time, Qiqi should be gathering herbs and picking glass bags in Jueyunjian! Hutao answered in the affirmative.

Zheng Le raised his eyebrows:"The leader of Hutao Hall knows so much about Qiqi!" Hu Tao blinked her plum blossom eyes and said:"

I said that I am Hu Tao, the seventy-seventh generation leader of the Past Life Hall, and the defender of the Yin and Yang order. Naturally, when I first saw the zombie Qiqi, I I subjectively believe that Qiqi has passed away long ago and is trapped in the human world with no escape. He is a suffering victim.

"So I personally buried Qiqi in an attempt to free him from the suffering of being imprisoned in the floating world.…

"At that time, I began to carefully study Qiqi's course of action. I repeatedly tried to arrest Qiqi. Once I successfully put Qiqi into a sack with only a small head exposed, and almost burned Qiqi. Got it

"But in the end Qiqi escaped.

"Qiqi's efforts to survive touched me. Uncharacteristically, I began to seriously investigate Qiqi's past. After some investigation, I learned about Qiqi’s tragic past... So I voluntarily gave up the idea of ​​burying Qiqi, and wanted to take the initiative to apologize to Qiqi every time we met.

"But Qiqi seems to be afraid of me. She runs away every time she sees me!

"I learned about human body modification surgery from Mr. Zheng Le before, so I naturally wondered if you could transform Qiqi's abnormal zombie body back!

Asking for flowers

"As long as you are willing to take action, I can give anything!"

Hu Tao clasped his hands together and sincerely asked

"To give everything?"

"Well, Qiqi is my best friend!"

"That's the case……"Zheng Le glanced up and down at Hu Tao's healthy thighs and the perfectly proportioned front armor and said,"Then just sing and dance Qiu Qiu Ao!"

Hu Tao's plum blossom eyes showed a hint of doubt:

"Qiu Qiu Ao What is that? Zheng

Le coughed:"Then let me tell you a piece of Qiuqiu's lyrics. Da Qiuqiu is sick. Look at Er Qiuqiu!""

"Isn’t this the poetry of my alley-school dark limerick poet?!! Hu Tao said with wide eyes:"You have actually listened to my poems and adapted them into songs!"!

"You are very discerning!!"

At this moment, the way Hu Tao's plum blossom eyes looked at Zheng Le became even more special.

There was a huge change in his heart.

"Can you rap more lyrics to me?"Hu Tao stared at Zheng Le's eyes with a pair of plum blossom eyes and asked seriously.

"certainly. Zheng Le nodded slightly:"When the sun comes out, I bask in the sun. When the moon comes out, I bask in the moon. Birth, old age, sickness and death are all things in the world. Yin and Yang are orderly and destiny is unpredictable.

"The dark limerick poet of the Alley School is none other than myself, and the current master of the Hall of Rebirth will give you a ride……"

Hutao shook his head, swaying her twin ponytails to the rhythm, and gradually she noticed something was wrong with the lyrics, and her extremely delicate face became increasingly red.

She has already discovered that this Qiuqiu Ao is exactly a song...a personal confessional single for her, completely made according to her personality!

Wait...could it be possible...Zheng Le had fallen in love with herself a long time ago!

Hu Tao couldn't help but have this thought in her heart. The emotions in her plum blossom pupils became more intense, and the look she looked at Zheng Le became even more different.

Zheng Le noticed Hutaoxiu's expression, he coughed and stopped singing and said:"Anyway, after Qiqi is cured, Hutao, just sing a song called Qiuqiu Ao!""

"Um."The lively and cheerful Hutao showed his shyness in front of others for the first time.

This look was very beautiful and lovely. Zheng Le looked at it for a long time before he activated the power of the second Herrscher of the Sky in his body and opened the imaginary number. He opened the gate and said to Hu Tao and Shen He:"Through this gate, we can go directly to Jueyunjian.""

"Is this the magic of immortals?!"Hu Tao said excitedly

"No, my master Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun does not have this kind of magical ability to travel through space, and other immortals in Liyue do not have such powerful space magical skills." Shen He on the side denied.

When Hu Tao heard this, his eyes towards Zheng Le became even more different. Zheng Le took the lead and walked into the imaginary number passage.

Hu Tao and Shen He, this pair possesses the divine powers of fire and ice respectively. The ice-fire man with his eyes followed and stepped into the imaginary passage.

In just a moment, the two of them found that the surrounding environment had changed. From a bustling bustling city, there were countless mountains passing through the clouds, and Countless mountain and forest scenery!

This is the super scenic spot of Liyue's Wonderland on Earth:

Between the Clouds!

In addition, Hu Tao and Shen He also discovered that Zheng Le's eyes had also changed from dark brown to blue, and he seemed to be able to see through everything.

And just when the two of them were guessing what kind of ability this was, Zheng Le stretched out his finger and pointed into the distance and said:"I see Qiqi's position, she is on the mountain in front of me on the right, picking herbs!"

After the words fell, Zheng Le opened another imaginary door.

This time, neither Shen He nor Hu Tao hesitated, and took the first step to pass through.

From this, the three of them saw that they were still climbing on the edge of the cliff. The little zombie girl Qiqi was collecting herbs.

Hutao didn’t hesitate and sprinted to the edge of the cliff. He stretched out his hand to Qiqi, who had already climbed to the top of the mountain:"Come on, I, Lani, come up!"

Qiqi heard the sound and subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab the palm above him. Then he found that the hand he grabbed was very hot, like lava.

Qiqi raised his head and looked at the person who reached out, and immediately saw the pair of hands. The terrifying plum blossom pupil immediately confirmed that the person in front of her was her nightmare, a great terror!

Although she had forgotten the name of the person in front of her, her instinct already told her that the woman above was a very scary existence, even scarier than a ghost.!!

Qiqi kicked her short legs, trying to escape from Hu Tao’s control

"rise!"

How could Hutao let Qiqi run away? He used his arms to pull Qiqi up. (To read Baoshuan novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Tap tap.

Qiqi ran away with her short legs, and then Only then did he find himself at the top of the mountain with no way to escape.

Qiqi couldn't help but retreat to the edge of the cliff, showing a look of fear and helplessness:

It's over!

It's all over!

In Qiqi's eyes, she was born with plum blossom eyes, and her face was delicate and even said Hu Tao, who can be called stunning, is not a beauty!

But a big devil! It is a nightmare in life!!

Now that I am caught by Hu Tao, Qi Qi is really going to be buried!

And the fear in Qi Qi's heart reaches At the peak moment, Zheng Le spoke:"Don't be afraid Qiqi, Hall Master Hu and I are here to treat you."