Clearing the Game at the End of the World

Chapter 64

“It’s right here. Look all you want.”

“Hahahah, thank you for your cooperation. It’s all for the safety of Area 47, so please don’t think of it so bad…..”

Thunk—

“Uh……”

“What?”

“No, it’s just……”

Ezel was at a loss for words for the sight he saw when the doors to the back of the truck opened.

There was an incredible amount of firearms and explosives stacked together, making this storage look much too small to contain all of it. The quality varied from average firearms Scavengers would use to top-quality items that are even rare to see in the Dome.

“You just need to see the ones we’re selling, right? I’m sorry, but if we need to show you even our own stuff, we’re basically revealing all of our cards. I’m not that nice enough to let you do that.”

“T-Then you’re saying this isn’t all of it?”

“Hmm? You’re saying that like you’re surprised. It’s just one truck’s worth of items. These are the ones we’re going to sell with a discount to spread the word about us. This should be about enough to maintain our reputation. It looks like a lot, but it’s just because it’s packaged.”

You didn’t even need to count to know that this was enough to arm at least three Raptor squads, but they were just going to sell it at a discount for promotion.

‘And this isn’t even all of it. This Metal Jaw person is very wary of me. He’s trying to conceal any information that isn’t mandatory, so this stuff is probably mostly for show…….’

But this was just too much to be considered a small display.

‘Area 43’s spice merchant. It’s no wonder he was able to spend all those years as a merchant with a reputation like that.’

Ezel looked closely at the man in order to engrave his face into his mind. His sharp eyes and the bottom half of his face being metal were probably the most distinctive features. But his face was oddly familiar.

“Uh….”

“What? Is there a problem with my products?”

“No, I’ll end the product inspection here. But….. have we met before?”

Ezel was an inspector, and he usually split the people he remembered into two categories: people he remembered because he regularly saw them and people he needed to remember.

Since there was no way he regularly met the spice merchant of Area 43, the latter would apply to this familiar face, but…….

‘I can’t think of anyone who looks like this.’

The odd feeling of déjà vu caused Ezel to scan and sketch Ian’s face, but he started to feel sharp gazes prickling his back.

“Uh… do you have something to say to me?”

Gyosu was looking at him with a dumbfounded expression. The old man was squeezing his eyes shut like he didn’t want to see what was happening. And…

Crack, crrrack!

A large figure with an incredibly furious expression.

“Have. We. Met. Before….? Wowww, those Dome bastards really must have some skill, eh? They must’ve given you a few extra lives or something?”

“Ian. Don’t kill him. We need to live here.”

“I know. Of course, I do. Don’t worry, Gyosu. I’m completely calm and controlled right now.”

The man approached Ezel as he continued to say something he couldn’t exactly understand.

“Um….. sorry, but what do you mean by…..”

“Kehe! Inspector, that pickup line was waaaaay too cliché and direct.”

“…..Huh?”

Just then, Ezel realized what mistake he had made. The statement that he blurted out without much thought was taken in the very wrong direction.

“Don’t.”

“Of course, I won’t.”

“I said don’t.”

“Hahahah. Oi, Gyosu. Can’t you trust me? Haven’t we been through enough together?”

“Vex. Hold him back.”

Dash!

Click!

Just as Vex ran towards him, Ian took out a small gun from his jacket.

“Ahhhh! Jaw! I said stop! We’re actually going to be chased down by the Dome if we kill an Investigator!”

“Let me fucking go. That shit…. That shit looks at me with his perverted eyes! Alright! I’ll live up to your expectations! I’ll shove these large, thick, and hard dynamites up all of your holes and make you feel like you’re in heaven!”

Bang!

“Aghhhh! He really shot it!”

“Investigator! Get down! Hold his arm back, damn it!”

“I’ll kill you! How dare you insult me like this! I’ll pull out the spines of all of those Dome bastards with my own hands!!”

Bang!

“Hepburn! Get his gun!”

“He’s biting me! Why does he have such a strong jaw when he doesn’t even have one?”

So after a long, chaotic fight, Ian calmed down after Ezel kneeled down on the floor and explained how the inspectors remembered people’s faces and how he had a very average sexual orientation, so what he said was a complete misunderstanding.

“Hah, hah, hah.”

Ian, who was back in the cocooned rope state he was in this morning, continued to glare at the inspector with ferocious eyes.

“Ah…. Sorry about that. He has a short temper.”

“Hagh, hah. It’s fine. I was the one that caused the misunderstanding…..”

Ezel actually lost his interest in the large man a long time ago. Instead, he paid more attention to the names he had heard in all of that ruckus.

‘I-I’m sure I heard it right. It was just once, but Gyosu called the old guy ‘Vex,’ and that guy called Gyosu ‘Hepburn.’’

Scribble— scribble—

Ezel’s pen danced over his notepad.

‘Hepburn. The name of the man who led their group to victory in the recent incident in Area 45. Hepburn, Ian, Vex. H…..HIV. It’s them. These are the guys who are called the Maniacs of Area 45!’

The underground bunker that was found in Area 45 a few days ago. The Dome and the Raptors had battled to take over that treasure chest full of old technology, and the ones that managed to survive in that hellish place full of mutants and scavengers, even when the Dome’s and Raptor’s elite forces met their end, were a mysterious three-person group called HIV.

A week had passed since that incident, and the Dome had gone around everywhere looking for information, but the forces that went into the bunker were completely wiped out.

The agents in Area 45 also got caught up with the Raptors and died, with Area 43 also in chaos, so there wasn’t a single piece of information they were able to collect. Because of that, they needed to rely on the rumors floating around in the Community, and lost the timing to contact them, so the security key to the underground bunker that was suspected to have been taken by HIV was now up for auction on the Marketplace.

The group that everyone, including the Investigator and Executive Bureau and the City Council, has selected to be the number one recruitment target, with even a bounty on their heads, just settled down in Area 47 and were standing in front of his eyes.

‘T-This is rare intel. The streamer ‘Professor’ is the leader of HIV. Then it makes sense why he’s trying to expand his forces. He must be filthy rich now. And especially that key, the security key, is making the record auction price in the Marketplace as we speak.’

“Mr. Inspector.”

“Wow….. I never thought that this would….. Gyosu is….”

“Mr. Inspector?”

“Yes? Ah, yes! W-What is it, Mr. Gyosu?”

Ezel jumped back into reality at Gyosu’s call. He was acting completely different from his previous relaxed attitude. It was only natural. If the Gyosu in front of him was that ‘Hepburn,’ then he was rumored to be an expert in combat that not even the newest model Exosuit could handle.

He didn’t have any information about his fighting method or strength, but they were able to make it through the forces of mutants, the Dome, and the Raptor all combined, and even with valuables at that, so he didn’t need any special information to know that the man standing before him was unbelievably powerful.

As Gyosu looked at the suddenly alert Ezel with concerned eyes, he spoke in a comforting tone.

“It seems that today has become a bit uncomfortable because of some….. reasons. If you need any other information, you could personally contact me. You know my nickname. What would your nickname be, Mr. Investigator? I need it in order to contact you. I understand that you won’t reveal your name for security reasons, but it’s okay to reveal the name you use in the Community, right?”

“Uh….uh?”

“Wait. My ID?”

. . . .

Click, click. Ding!

’[Soygaybar]’

‘God damn it!!!!’

At that moment, Ezel realized that the political stance of the Dome was not what he should be worried about right now. Soygaybar. My nickname. All of the things he had done behind that anonymous name!

’[Legendary Stench], [Exhibitionism Addict], [Unique Diet:Garbage], [Habitual Barfing]. How’s that?’*

‘Hah, I’m feeling real shitty all of a sudden. Do I look like a joke to you? Huh?’

‘Trait 6: [Weak Mentality]’

‘LMAOOOOO He’s dying.’

N-No. My past self, what have you done….?!

All of the bullshit that Gyosu had gone through in the game passed through like a flashback. The cause of that hell was me. The one that made the boss of the manic group HIV roll around like a dog was me!

‘I-I’ll definitely die. I’m going to die if I get caught…..!’

Gyosu’s message, saying ‘I’m going to nuke your shelter,’ rang inside Ezel’s head.

He wanted to keep calm, but sweat was already pouring like rain down his face and back.

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“Are you hot, Mr. Inspector? Why are you sweating so much?”

“Ah, i-it’s nothing! I-I just sweat a lot!”

“Oh, I see. Oh, right, you still have blood all over you. Do you want to take a shower? Our shelter is small, but it still has everything you need…..”

“I actually also have hydrophobia! I’m…I’m scared of water!”

“I…..see?”

‘Oh God, Jesus, Bhudda, Confucius! Please don’t let me get caught! Please!’

As he saw wrinkles slowly appear on Gyosu’s face, Ezel prayed to every single spiritual being he knew of.

“O-Of course! Since there is no problem with the inspection results, I’ll be going back now!”

“…..Okay. Then your nickname—”

“I’llbeonmywaythen!”

Ezel tried his best to pretend like he didn’t hear Gyosu’s final call and turned around. Act natural. Please act natural! Damn it, why is my body stiffening up? And why is my breathing so unnatural? Not even a horny pig breathes like this!

And with his extreme efforts, he could hear himself getting closer to the staticky sound of the protection field. Just a little more, just a little more, and I’m at the suit….

“……Stop right there.”

“Ah.”

‘[email protected]#%^%@#!!!’

Right before he got to his destination, the sharp voice that commanded him from behind let Ezel know. Gyosu figured out something.

As Ezel turned around slowly like a character in a horror movie, Gyosu was standing with his hands in his pockets and his head slightly cocked to the side, staring at him intently.

“Mr. investigator…. That reminds me, you told me that you enjoyed my streams. And I noticed that you started to become a little nervous ever since Vex accidentally called me ‘Hepburn.’”

“Uhh, uhhhhhh….. that’s….”

Thump thump thump thump thump!

Ezel hurriedly stuck his hand into his pocket. Emergency signal, where’s the emergency signal…..?!!

“We honestly moved thinking that you already knew that fact, but now that I think about it, seeing that the Area 45 scavengers attacked us, the news is probably still only inside Area 43. So naturally, the Dome knew the Spice Merchant had entered our Big Dream Caravan but didn’t know that we’re the infamous HIV.”

Thunk.

Ezel, who was still rummaging through his pockets, remembered that he had left the emergency signal inside the Exosuit. It was like life was being sucked out of him.

“So it makes sense why our Mr. Investigator here is so eager to go back…. But why hide your nickname? Like you did something wrong? Hmm? Don’t you think so? My precious viewer?”

Clump, clump, clump.

Pat.

Gyosu, who stopped behind Ezel, still frozen in the position of heading out of the shelter, placed his arm on his shoulder and asked with the smile of a devil about to steal an innocent soul. Gyosu was absolutely certain.

“Who are you?”

“Eeeeeeep!”

To that question, Ezel could not do anything other than let out a terrified moan.

Ten minutes later, the ropes that were restraining Ian were reused to restrict Ezel’s body.

“Ohh.”

Flinch!

“Ohooooooooo~”

Flinch! Flinch!

Every time Gyosu let out an exclamation, Ezel, who was tied and sitting on the sofa, flinched like he was being pricked by a needle.

“Soy-gay-bar. Hey soybar.” “Yes, sir. Gyosu sir.”

“Soybar?”

“Y-Yes?”

“Why are you so scared? We didn’t know each other for just a day or two, didn’t we? Just call me like you usually do. Prof~ Prof you bastard~ Hey you shit~. Don’t you think so? Soybar, my friend?”

“N-N-N-No sir! I-I’m perfectly fine calling you sir, Gyosu sir!”

Gyosu smirked as he looked at Soygaybar, all frozen up. He reeeally wanted to meet this guy at some point. He knew that he was rich and lived in the Dome, but he was an Investigator. And even one with access to an Exosuit.

“Soygaybar…. What an interesting name. So you were looking at me with those kinds of eyes after all.”

Ezel looked back to see Ian, who was tossing a stick of dynamite in the air like a baseball, and replied in a panic.

“It’s not like that at all! I really just thought I saw you before! Really!”

“Oh, is that so? Why don’t you look closer, then? Have you really never seen this face before?”

“N-No! I haven’t!”

As Ian leaned in closer with a lighter flickering in his hands, Ezel again replied, jittering in fear.

Ian, looking satisfied with Ezel’s attitude, laughed and returned to his place.

“Don’t scare him too much, Ian. He’s still an investigator from Dome. Not to mention, he’s the one that basically saved my life.”

“Ahh. Right. You said that this was the guy who started your concept Let’s Play.”

“R-Right! If it wasn’t for me, Gyosu wouldn’t have had the money and fuel to use his generator and wouldn’t have been able to make the character that’s making him a liv—”

Schrrrrk— Shrrrrrrk—

Vex was sitting on the floor, sharpening his knife. He had a glint in his eye as he checked the blade of the knife.

“Then….. the one that caused a time bomb to get planted in Hepburn’s head. You’re the one…..”

Gulp.

Ahh, damn it. No wonder they said he was going to die because of his blabbering mouth.

“Oh, right. That’s true. Oi, Hyde. Say hi. This is your godfather.”

[Oh, godfather! Hallo!]

Ezel paled as he looked at Gyosu’s squirming fingers, then at the glamming kukri that was in his other hand.

“Soygaybar. No, Ezel. As you know, you need a fair give and take in the Wasteland, right? I think we have quite a lot of debt between us two, don’t you think? Why don’t we use this chance to….. repay those debts?”

“H-Hey, Gyosu…. Gyosu, sir! Wait! Wait!!!”

“I won’t kill you. And from my experience, people don’t really die of shock from getting one of their hands or feet cut off. You can believe me on that one. Thanks to someone, I started a game called GG with a very fragile trait, so I lost count of how many times my limbs got severed. I can proudly call myself an expert.”

Thumpthumpthump- thumpthumpthumpthump!

Ezel squeezed his eyes shut after seeing Gyosu’s shining smile.

“I’ve had a lot of fun with you for the last five years. Soybar.”

Shlink!

Without any time to stop him, the kukri in Gyosu’s hand sliced downward.

Td—d—d—d—k—

The only thing that the sharp blade cut through was the rope tying Ezel up. After roughly sheathing the kukri, he playfully tapped on Ezel’s shoulder.

“Heheheheh. You scared? You were the cause of my anxiety for the past few days, so this is my payba—.”

Thud—

“….Soybar? Ezel?”

“He’s knocked out?”

Ian and Vex’s dumb grins turned into concern when Gyosu swung the sword.

“Hey, shortie. This guy’s an Investigator. What happens if he doesn’t wake up and can’t return back to headquarters?”

“What do you mean ‘what?’ The Dome’s special ops are going to charge into the last place he was seen!”

…..Oh, shoot.

Gyosu approached the unconscious Ezel and tried to slap and shake him awake.

“Hey, Soybar. Wake up.”

Slap slap.

“Soybar! Sorry if the joke went too far! Just wake up!”