COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

The weather is fine today.

Hattori Heiji, a high school student detective who came to Kanto from Kansai, opened the door of Maori Detective Agency.

"Where is Kudo Shinichi?"

"Suzuki Sonoko said that Shinichi Kudo hid with his woman..."

"Aren't you Kudo Shinichi's woman?"

The high school detective wearing a peaked cap has a natural face.

Mao Lilan and a certain elementary school student blushed.

"I am Hattori Heiji, a high school student detective from Kansai. I am here to find Kudo Shinichi. What about others? Get him out quickly." Hattori Heiji looked around at the Mori Detective Agency.

"I said that Xinyi is not here, what do you want to do with him?" Mao Lilan looked helpless.

"I'm going to have a showdown with him in reasoning!" Hattori Heiji clenched his fists with passion.

Shinichi Kudo, who has become a primary school student, fish eyes: Who wants to compare with you!

"Ah, cut..." the pupil sneezed.

"But now the most famous one is brother Tsushima, right... Ache." The elementary school student said in a naive and ignorant tone.

Hattori Heiji looked at the sneezing elementary school student, and silently took out a bottle of liquid from the big bag he was carrying.

"Come on, drink this, and your cold will be cured." He poured a glass and handed it to the elementary school student.

"The Tsushima brother you are talking about is..." Hattori Heiji asked after handing the cup to the other party.

"It's that famous...junior high school detective." Edogawa Conan said innocently, drinking what the other party handed him without hesitation.

"Junior high school student detective..." Hattori Heiji was lost in thought.

"Hey hey..." Edogawa Conan was dizzy.

"Sister Xiaolan..."

"Conan? What's wrong with you?"

"What did you give him to drink?" Mo Lilan looked at the flushed and confused elementary school student, and turned to ask Hattori Heiji.

"It's the old Baigan from China." Hattori Heiji said holding up the wine bottle.

"After all, I'm going to bother you for a while, so I brought you a gift!" The chocolate-colored face was full of reason.

Mori Kogoro: Another kid talking to himself——!

"How can you give a child to drink this kind of thing..." Mao Lilan complained.

"Really, how long do you want me to knock on the door outside?" A tightly wrapped woman complained at the door.

"Is this how your firm entertains guests?" She was full of pickiness and dissatisfaction.

"Ah... Excuse me, what is your request for coming here?" Mori Kogoro cleared his throat, sat on the sofa, and asked in a very serious manner.

"I want to ask you to investigate my son's girlfriend." The woman took out a stack of documents with a look of preparation.

The information contained information about a perfect girl.

"Both junior high school and high school graduated with excellent grades..." Mori Kogoro rubbed his chin while looking at the information.

"Ma'am, what is your dissatisfaction with her?" He wondered.

Would such an excellent girl be dissatisfied?

"It's because of jealousy." Hattori Heiji, who was sitting on a chair beside him, held the back of his head with his hands.

"Humans are inherently suspicious and jealous creatures."

"Seeing that the other party is so perfect, I can't help but want to find fault with the other party..."

"Am I right? Ma'am." He turned the chair under him and said firmly.

...

At the same time, someone knocked on the door of Tsushima Detective Agency.

Scotland, who opened the door, looked at his friend who was exuding a gloomy atmosphere outside the door, with a puzzled expression.

"you……"

"I……"

"Yo, Tou-kun~ Long time no see~" Shuji Tsushima poked his head out and greeted him warmly.

Toru Amuro: ...Obviously I have only lived a free life for a few days...

"Yeah, long time no see, Tsushima-kun..." His tone could be described as gritted teeth, but there was a cheerful smile on his face.

"Face..." Shuji Tsushima pointed at his face.

"It's twisted~" seemed to be a kind reminder.

Toru Amuro:! ! !

Scotland on the side looked at the two of them getting along, and sighed helplessly.

It’s fine with Kayo, but how about you, Zero…

"Are you two elementary school students who will quarrel when you meet?" He complained from the side.

"Hey? We're obviously super friendly to greet each other~" Shuji Tsushima had a slandered expression.

"That's right, Tou-kun~" He asked Amuro Toru for approval.

Toru Amuro: Although I really don't want to admit it, but...

"Yes, Tsushima-kun." He replied with a smile.

It is impossible for elementary school students to be elementary school students.

Scotland sighed.

It's fine if you two are both primary school students, but it seems...Zero, you can't say Kayo at all...

Are you really an adult in your late thirties?

"So what's the matter with you here?" Scotland let the man in.

Toru Amuro: ... This was supposed to be my office! hateful!

"Here, here!" The boy raised his hand.

"Detective Shuji Tsushima has something to say!" He took out a pair of glasses from somewhere and put them on for himself.

"It must be because Mr. Tou missed the days when I solved the case with me!" He wore glasses and said confidently.

Solve the case together = Shuji Tsushima solves the case / Toru Amuro is responsible for serving tea and pouring water to match his performance?

Toru Amuro: ...I don't want to.

"Mr. Tou, you have to answer honestly, after all, we still have to get along for a long time~" The young man took off his glasses, put them on his hands and twirled them in a nonchalant tone.

Toru Amuro: ...is it a threat?

"Of course, I miss the days when I and Tsushima-kun solved the case." He said with a stiff face.

Scotland: It is completely suppressed by Kayo, zero.

Should I thank Kayo for not treating me like this?

"If you stay by my side, the case will definitely be indispensable~ Tou-kun will be very happy~" Shuji Tsushima said empathetically.

After all, for the detectives in the Ke Xue world, the most indispensable thing is the case~

Toru Amuro: Heh...

Scotland: Well...the probability of the case around Kayo seems to be quite high...

The atmosphere of the three seemed to be harmonious, and someone knocked on the door of the office again.

"Brother Tsushima, are you there?! I'm coming in..." Elementary school student Edogawa Conan poked his head in from the door.

Followed by a dark-skinned boy wearing a peaked cap.

"Are you the most famous young detective in Kanto after Shinichi Kudo disappeared?" Hattori Heiji put his head in front of Shuji Tsushima, his tone serious.

this brat...

Looks so weak... so small...

With so many bandages on your body, have you suffered many injuries?

The right eye is also wrapped with a bandage, is there an accident?

He actually has baby fat on his face? ! !

Should it be said that he is a junior high school student?

"Since that guy Kudo is not here, I'll compare with you first!"

Defeat you first, let Kudo Shinichi understand my strength...

"Huh?" The boy tilted his head in confusion, and blinked his iris-colored left eye on his round face.

Elementary school student Edogawa Conan Siyuyan: ...do you actually challenge that guy Tsushima as soon as you come here?

The guy's reasoning...

Kudo Shinichi sneered inwardly.

It's time for other people to feel the numbness they feel every time they see that guy Tsushima crack a case.