COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

Polo Cafe.

Amuro glanced around incredulously.

"Do you want to inform Gin?" He handed the menu to Shuji Tsushima, and at the same time leaned over his head and asked in a low voice.

I always feel that with him and Kao...

Take on a horde of fearsome foes...

Some are not safe.

To be on the safe side, let Gin bring someone to support him.

"I think you're right." Shuji Tsushima nodded with a serious expression.

Then I touched it from my body, but I didn't touch my phone after touching it for a long time.

"Ah, I forgot, I didn't bring my mobile phone today." He suddenly realized.

"It's up to Tou-kun, contact the piano bar quickly." He looked at Toru Amuro expectantly in an encouraging tone.

Toru Amuro stared at the person without a mobile phone for a moment, then turned his gaze helplessly.

"Do you want these two? I know." He put away the menu and said in a natural tone.

Shuji Tsushima: Hey...they didn't order anything yet.

This is not the way of hospitality! /pointing.

On the other side, Toru Amuro was cooking while sending messages to Gin.

[Kao said that he encountered a group of terrible enemies, and I might not be able to protect him alone. ——bourbon (bourbon)]

Sitting in the car smoking gin after finishing a task, he exhaled white smoke.

"The kaona kid said that he encountered a group of terrifying enemies..." he mentioned it with a sneer.

"Isn't Kayo very dangerous, brother, let's go support him..." Vodka said in a worried tone.

"Shut up, Vodka." Gin interrupted him impatiently.

"Use your brain, you will believe everything Bekao says." His tone was cold.

"Things that can scare that kid..." He curled his lips contemptuously.

"I'm afraid it doesn't exist yet."

"He's the only guy recognized by the boss."

In the style of that boss...

"Kao is much more terrifying than his enemies." Gin replied to the message while talking.

[You might as well ask Kayo what the enemy is. ——gin (gin)]

Toru Amuro:? ? The enemy... what else could it be if it wasn't a human being?

Organizations with non-human enemies?

Aliens?

"Guest, what you ordered is ready..."

He came to Shuji Tsushima with the prepared dishes.

"Please use it slowly." He bent over and squinted with a smile.

"Gin asked me to ask you, what is the enemy you are talking about." He asked while bending down.

Shuji Tsushima signaled him to look out the window with a heavy expression.

Amuro looked up.

nobody.

"It's there—" Shuji Tsushima reached out and pointed him in the direction.

Amuro looked in the direction of his finger.

With squatting on the side of the road and raising their heads... the dogs met their eyes.

Toru Amuro: ...

"The enemy you mentioned..." Could it be...

Amuro Toru's tone was difficult.

"It's that group of vicious dogs from hell..." Shuji Tsushima had deep eyes and a serious tone.

"Isn't it super scary." He even asked Amuro Toru.

Toru Amuro: ... Hehe.

I think it's you who is super scary.

Why, would I believe the nonsense of the demon Kayo again?

Also a formidable enemy.

Ah.

Gin was speechless when he saw it.

[What is the enemy? ——gin (gin)]

Amuro watched the news and fell silent.

How should I explain it to Gin?

I always feel that guy wants to see me laughing.

never mind.

Toru Amuro put away his phone.

I continued my part-time work that worked hard.

On the other side, Gin in the car snorted coldly as he saw the unreadable news.

idiot.

...

"Tsushima-kun." Toru Amuro smiled cheerfully.

"Huh?" Shuji Tsushima tilted his head in doubt.

"Can you explain...why are they chasing us?"

Toru Amuro just wanted to find his car, but was blocked by dogs around him: I have nothing to say.

"...I don't know either." Shuji Tsushima was suspiciously silent for a while, and then said decisively.

Toru Amuro: But I think you know.

He was silent for a moment, then stubbornly escaped from the dog's siege.

Looking at the young man surrounded by him who dared not move, his tone was brisk.

"I'll go first~ Tsushima-kun, come on." He waved his hand, turned and left without hesitation.

Shuji Tsushima, who was left alone on the enemy side: ...no...ruthless!

He was staring at a group of dogs sticking out their tongues.

stare--

After a stalemate for a long time, Toru Amuro came back with a bag of food.

"Mr. Tou—"

"I knew you wouldn't leave me so cruel..."

"Hey." He falsely wiped away two handfuls of tears that didn't exist.

Shuji Tsushima: You are disgusting, hehe~

Toru Amuro: ...

His expression was flat and numb, as if he was used to it.

Squatting aside, he skillfully unwrapped the ham sausage and fed it to the dog.

"As expected of Tou-kun, he is so proficient at feeding the dog." Shuji Tsushima applauded his skillful movements from the side.

The footsteps quietly moved away from Toru Amuro and the group of dogs addicted to food.

Shuji Tsushima: Goodbye Bourbon, first I...

"Wow!" a dog barked at him.

Shuji Tsushima: The raised foot is lowered silently.

Then he looked at the dog, with ham sausage in its mouth, came to him, put it at his feet, and stretched out its paw to pat his shoes.

Shuji Tsushima: ...

It doesn't have to be so generous.

"Pfft—" Amuro couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, Tsushima-kun is really popular~" he gloated.

Shuji Tsushima: ...

"Yes, after all, an excellent existence like me is very popular whether in the human world or the non-human world~"

"It's really distressing." He said in a helpless and confused tone.

Toru Amuro: ...Oh.

Forget that Kayo is shameless.

"Be good, be good, I'll feed you guys next time..." He began to pet and feed the dog seriously.

After the bag of food I bought was almost full, I stood up and prepared to leave.

However, looking at someone who was still being watched by the dogs, he took a deep breath.

He stretched out his hand and grabbed the back collar of the opponent's coat and ran.

Stuff people into the car, and then drive away immediately.

Behind the car, a group of dogs were chasing after him.

"What on earth did you do?" Toru Amuro asked helplessly after using his driving skills to throw off the group of dogs.

"..."

"I've said it all because I'm so popular." Shuji Tsushima was silent for a moment, and said in a serious tone.

Toru Amuro: All right, as long as you are happy.

...

However, in the following days, I experienced that dead mice, dead or live bugs, or flowers with few petals were found at the door of the apartment every morning and night.

When you enter the water, you will be pushed ashore by schools of fish.

Going out will be chased by dogs.

Even the dog on the lead of the dog walker forgot its owner the moment it saw Shuji Tsushima, and only knew to run after him.

So the scene of being chased by a team of people and dogs was staged.

If you stay in one place for a longer time, that place will be... full of life...

There are countless flying animals circling in the sky.

Domesticated wild cats, cats, dogs, snakes, rabbits and the like on the ground.

As the only human being, among such a group of food chains...

fell silent.

"System." He called the waste system.

...

The world has returned to calm.