COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

This supper lasted until late at night.

Mrs. Tsuchiya had already been carried back to her room to sleep.

Toru Amuro and Midorikawa were lying on the ground pretending to be asleep.

Shuji Tsushima, Mori Ran, and Conan Edogawa, as sober spectators, have been watching other people perform.

For example, Mori Kogoro's drunken dance.

Shuji Tsushima calmly picked up his teacup.

The crowd of Edogawa Conan's dead fish eyes.

Shuji Tsushima: I have already drank five pots of tea, but it is a pity that drinking tea will not cause poisoning.

In the end, everyone passed out drunk and tired.

Only Shuji Tsushima was still sitting in his seat with his old god.

Looking at the sleeping people around him, he thought for a while and lay down on the floor.

Silently curled up into an insecure sleeping position.

The quilt covers the top of the head.

Then silently stretched out his hand from under the quilt, and tore away the quilts that Toru Amuro and Midorikawa were covering.

The two remained indifferent as if they had fallen asleep.

Shuji Tsushima: Cut——

So poor.

Amidst the snoring in the room, Shuji Tsushima waited for dawn.

...

"It's already past eight o'clock..." Conan Edogawa sat up and looked at his watch.

He looked at the other people around him, and they all just woke up.

Oh, Shuji Tsushima hasn't woken up yet.

But the two bodyguards woke up.

Calling Shuji Tsushima to get up.

"Master Xiuzhi—please wake up."

There are even towels, washbasins and toothbrush cups for washing.

There is even toothpaste squeezed on the toothbrush.

Edogawa Conan looked numb.

He twitched the corners of his mouth stiffly, showing a dead fish-eyed expression early in the morning.

This guy Tsushima can't... the bodyguards at home do things like washing up...

If this is the case, it can no longer be described as the male version of Suzuki Sonoko.

At least Suzuki Sonoko can live independently!

What kind of corrupt aristocratic life did Shuji Tsushima lead?

As he thought about it, he saw Shuji Tsushima finally got out of the quilt under the call of the two bodyguards of the Tsushima family.

Mao Lilan also woke up.

"Sister Xiaolan, you are asleep here too." Edogawa Conan greeted innocently and childishly.

From the other side came a man's respectful voice.

"Master Xiuzhi, please use a towel."

Shuji Tsushima: ...

He looked at Toru Amuro holding the towel he handed over with both hands.

He looked at the stunned expressions of the others.

Shuji Tsushima: It seems that I can't escape the title of good-for-nothing young master.

He had already seen the indescribable expressions of the elementary school students on the other side.

Then he looked at the respectful expression of the blond man in front of him.

It's okay, I, totally, don't care!

He accepted the steaming towel with an air of habit.

Shuji Tsushima: This temperature...is a bit abnormal...

I'll just press this towel on Bourbon's face if there's no one else/laugh.

Scotland, who was silent on the side, looked at the steaming towel.

He looked at Toru Amuro again.

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Amuro Toru is extremely enthusiastic today.

Even Lu Chuanwu had to match his enthusiasm.

"Master Xiuzhi, please raise your hand." Toru Amuro said in a low voice.

Low enough to be heard by everyone in the room.

Shuji Tsushima raised his hand with a natural expression and let the other party put on his coat.

Then tie yourself a tie.

Shuji Tsushima: Bourbon probably tried to strangle me with a tie.

I don't mind trying this method of death either.

But it would have been better if the beautiful young lady strangled me with her slender fingers pulling at my tie.

Another group of people in the room quickly put on their clothes, and fell silent as they watched the three people in the corner who seemed to form a world of their own.

Such precious clothes to reach out for life...

You really deserve to be the young master.

So here comes the problem.

Master Tsushima, he...

If there is no bodyguard, can you really dress, wash and live by yourself?

After all, the other party may have been living in an environment where someone served him.

Edogawa Conan Dead Fisheye: I'd like to see if Tsushima doesn't even brush his teeth by himself...

It's really not doing it yourself!

The bodyguard surnamed Amuro was in charge of brushing his teeth, and the other surnamed Luchuan was in charge of feeding the other party with water, and then asked the other party to spit the mouthwash into the basin.

Shuji Tsushima only raised his hands when putting on clothes from beginning to end!

That guy didn't move at all!

Really, Suzuki Sonoko would not do this.

This fellow Tsushima must have enjoyed it too much.

However, Shuji Tsushima, who seems to be enjoying himself from the outside world, actually...

Almost murdered by Toru Amuro's toothbrush.

After brushing his teeth, he felt that his teeth were still strong enough before they were brushed off.

Speaking of which, if you stab your throat with a toothbrush, it will kill you.

But this way of dying feels painful.

"Are you okay? Master Xiuzhi." The blond man asked respectfully.

Shuji Tsushima: Poor review, the service is completely substandard.

"Ah." He replied sitting on the floor.

Toru Amuro: This brat, Kao, should be famous far and wide as a good-for-nothing master from now on.

enough? Not enough to find a few more performances?

Scotland: Obviously Kayo didn't take the initiative to provoke Zero...

"Mr. Mori, Mr. Mori..." Kikuemon began to call Mori Kogoro to get up.

Even Shuji Tsushima, who had the most complicated waking up project, has completely finished.

Mori Kogoro hasn't woken up yet.

"It's useless, Master." Arita laughed from the side.

"Otherwise, everyone wouldn't call him the sleeping Mori Kogoro." Seto also teased.

"That's true." Kikuemon nodded suddenly feeling reasonable.

The three laughed at the same time.

The third student, Otani, appeared at the door.

"Master, Mrs. Tsuchiya's bed is empty." He pointed to Mrs. Tsuchiya's room.

"So early, where will she go?" Kikuemon asked in a puzzled tone.

"Could it be to buy ingredients for breakfast..." Mao Lilan guessed.

"Then I'll give her a try." Seto suggested.

"That's how it is." Kikuemon said.

But no one answered the phone.

Just at this time.

The sound of something falling and breaking was heard outside again.

It's just that the woman's scream is missing.

"It sounds like the sound of pottery being broken." Otani guessed.

Shuji Tsushima sat aside expressionlessly and drank the hot tea that Amuro Toru handed over.

He gulped it down like he didn't care.

Shuji Tsushima: That's it?

Amuro Toru looked at the other party's expressionless face after drinking the hot tea, and suddenly felt a little guilty.

It won't cause any trouble to scald Kayo, right?

Why didn't Kayo react at all and finish drinking?

Can't he feel the temperature? ! !

Are you normal?

"Are you... feeling nothing?" he asked softly.

"The temperature of the towel and the tea are both wrong." Shuji Tsushima put down his cup expressionlessly and stood up.

"If you put it in the service industry, you are a complete failure." His tone was calm and without fluctuations.

"Don't you feel hot?" Amuro asked.

"Does that matter?" Shuji Tsushima asked naturally.

It won't die anyway.

Oh, if I will die, I am afraid that I will be even more impatient.