COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

Under the strict guard of the support club, Shuji Tsushima reached the classroom unimpeded.

I never encountered someone who suddenly rushed to confess my love.

That was one of the reasons he didn't really want to come to school.

From time to time, I have to deal with a few people who rush up to me without knowing what I can do, which is very troublesome.

I can't do anything because of my identity.

if not……

If one person kills a chicken to scare the monkeys, no one will come forward again.

The young man sitting in the wheelchair is elegant and noble, with black hair, wild eyes, pale complexion, and an elegant and distant temperament all over his body.

So no one saw that the kite-colored left eye was extremely cold and cruel.

"How is Tsushima-kun?"

"Is Tsushima-kun's leg okay?"

"Tsushima-kun, do you need help?"

"Tsushima-kun..."

As soon as I entered the classroom, I was surrounded by classmates, greeting each other.

The young man with black hair and wild eyes and a bandage on his body has soft eyes, but the melancholy and dissociation between his brows and eyes never go away.

His whole person looked like an ink painting with extremely light colors, and also like ethereal clouds that seemed to disperse at any time.

Even the voice is extremely light.

Polite and gentle detachment.

"There's no big problem."

"I will need to rely on a wheelchair for the time being, but I will be fine after a while."

"Thank you very much. If you need any help, I'll let you know."

Answered everyone's questions without any favoritism.

"Tsushima-kun came back just in time. The class has been discussing the planning of the school festival for the past two days." The monitor stood up and said.

"Everyone needs to think of a theme. I was worried at first and didn't know what to think about, but now that Tsushima-kun is back, everyone doesn't have to worry anymore..."

"Because we have Tsushima-kun, it is impossible for us to lose!!!" The squad leader wearing glasses and with an ordinary mushroom head suddenly ignited an unparalleled fire of belief as he spoke.

"That's right!! Tsushima-kun can't possibly lose——!!" The others also roared angrily.

Shuji Tsushima:......

This scene...

I thought about the previous Teiko Games again...

"When is the school festival?" the black-haired boy asked softly.

I will definitely not come to school/beat the table that day.\u003e

"Just next week, it will last for one week. At the end of the day, whichever class has the highest turnover will also get a certificate from the school..." explained the monitor of Mushroom Head.

"With Tsushima-kun here, the first place must be ours." The girl next to her interjected confidently.

"That's right! It can't be anyone else but us!" Others agreed.

Shuji Tsushima:......

I have decided not to come to school for a week next week.

"Will Tsushima-kun attend the school festival?" someone asked cautiously.

"Tsushima-kun must come..." Someone sounded expectant.

"If Tsushima-kun is not here, then Teikou's school festival will be completely meaningless!" Someone wailed with their heads in their hands, as if they really couldn't accept it.

Then they all looked at Tsushima Shuji with eyes shining with anticipation.

Shuji Tsushima, who was stared at by a group of people:...

"...If I can, I will definitely come." The black-haired boy said with melancholy eyes.

As for whether it is possible...

This is not the first day that Osamu Tsushima treats the frail and sick! Even if you suddenly become ill and need emergency treatment and hospitalization for a week, what's the problem?

"You must know Tsushima-kun and Akashi-senpai." The mushroom-headed squad leader looked at Tsushima Shuji carefully.

"If we can invite them, our class will definitely be the most successful, and maybe even make the news!" Manxin said hopefully.

Akashi Seijuro, the captain of Generation of Miracles who graduated from Teiko.

Oh, he is now a student at Tokyo University, the young master of Akashi Zaibatsu, and the famous Gosoji.

I don’t know if such a person, together with Shuji Tsushima, is the most successful operation, but he must be the most powerful.

Unless other classes can also find young and famous genius + chaebol heir (or chaebol head)

You probably need to find Echizen Ryoma + Suzuki Sonoko + Kudo Shinichi at the same time to be almost equal.

The mushroom head squad leader thinks this is impossible.

I feel like I'm a sure winner and all I have to do is wait to get the prize.

"Can we still invite seniors who have graduated?" Tsushima Shuji tilted his head and asked.

"Of course, as long as you can invite me, even if it's the emperor..." The mushroom-headed squad leader spoke without shame, but when he turned around, someone covered his mouth.

"Ahem, anyway, as long as the helper is invited by someone in the class, it will be considered as a helper in this class." The girl covering the monitor's mouth explained.

The mushroom-headed squad leader looked pitiful and about to suffocate.

Shuji Tsushima: Suddenly it’s interesting!

Invite people from your organization to come and play!

"So... what is the theme of our class?" The black-haired boy's kite-colored left eye was clear and soft.

"The theme is...how about a coffee house?" the mushroom head squad leader suggested as he was dying.

"But coffee houses are too common!" someone retorted.

"It's just that I don't know how many classes will have a coffee house theme this time."

"There is nothing new at all." The retort sighed.

"Can our coffee shop be the same as others? We are... a coffee shop with a devil!" the mushroom head squad leader vowed.

"Or...how about a vampire cafe?" Another girl suggested.

"Tsushima-kun's temperament... is very suitable for being a dark night noble." She imagined a scene in her mind of a black-haired boy wearing the costume of a vampire noble, sitting on the throne, and she blushed silently.

"Vampire? In that case... let's all dress up as vampires together!" the mushroom-head squad leader suggested decisively.

"But Tsushima-kun will never serve them!" Then Yizheng said firmly.

"It's decided! All guests who come in, we will call them blood slaves!!" A girl suddenly raised her hand.

"What does my lovely blood slave want to eat? Like this..." The voice gradually became lower and lower.

Red from neck to ears.

Shuji Tsushima fell into silence as he looked at the enthusiastic plans of the group of people in front of him.

Do you open a coffee shop or a Cowherd shop?

Are you going to say such shameful lines?

In the vampire clan, blood slaves are domestic animals kept in captivity.

It will be scrapped after sucking blood.

The only value of being raised is the blood supply.

"My lovely blood slave..." The young man hesitated, his fingers silently pressing on the white cat beside him.

"ah--"

"I can do it-"

"No one can refuse Tsushima-sama——!"

Everyone screamed, covered their red faces, and shouted.

Some even had nosebleeds on the spot.

"Tsushima-sama! Use your voice to insult me ​​severely!"

"Please! Please treat me like a dog!"

"If this is the case... if this is the case..."

"I will die without regrets——!!!" Some people, their faces turned red, knelt down in front of Tsushima Shuji without saying a word, kowtowed and saluted.

Shuji Tsushima: ...Their perversion must have nothing to do with me.

It's definitely not because of me!

I tried so hard to control my nature, and I didn't look at anyone with my eyes, let alone get particularly close to anyone.

The perversion of these people...

No matter how you think about it, it’s all innate.