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Song Shuhang entered the dormitory with a hard scalp and locked the dormitory door.

Such a big Jingba dog, there may be one unique in the world - needless to say, this is just the same day that I chased the Anzhi Mojun to run around the world, and finally gave Jingba to Anzhi Mojun. Big deer.

It turns out that the smaller the puppy, the cuter it is. Newborn puppies, even a variety of mixed-breed dog, are also meaty, very cute.

However, as long as the puppy grows up, most of it becomes totally unlovable - even if it is a cute puppy of Jingba, when it grows to more than five meters, it is completely irrelevant. .

The Jingba big demon dog sat on the ground and spit on his tongue, just like a normal puppy. In fact, like this level of the deer, will not be afraid of heat, spit out the tongue?

For a moment, Song Shuhang’s mind remembered Xiannong Zong’s screaming at the large-scale carnivorous demon dog: 艹 mud horse, Ma forced to come to eat me! ‘that method.

Well, he is not tempted, or don't do it.

"Hello." Song Shuhang smacked his scalp and waved at the big Beijingba deer.

"Where." Da Jingba squinted his head and put a look that would be very cute after a dozen times reduction.

"You can understand my words, I know that high-level monsters are wise." Song Shuhang saw that this big demon dog did not want to attack him, and temporarily relieved.

The big Beijing-Baby deer changed his angle and continued to sell his head.

"Can't understand Mandarin?" Song Shuhang asked with doubt.

This big deer must be wise and not worse than humans. This point can be seen from the look of the 'playing' in the eyes when it faces the members of Xiannongzong.

However, the demon dog is not a human being after all, and there is no nine-year compulsory education. Maybe it will say a sweet law, or something weird local accent? So I can't understand Mandarin?

Therefore, at that time, the disciple of Xiannongzong died in front of the big demon dog, and yelled in the mouth, 艹 艹 mud horse, rushing to eat Laozi! When it was, it simply couldn’t understand? So, I have spared the disciples of the two Xiannong Zong?

Song Shuhang wants to know more and more.

Then, should it be through the expression and tone of human beings to judge the meaning of words?

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang’s heart moved, he thought of a joke that he had seen not long ago.

So, he smiled and said in a gentle tone: "Hello, is your mother a big monkey?"

After hearing this, the Jingba big demon dog no longer sold Meng, his head was squared, and his tongue was retracted. Its eyes once again showed a playful expression.

Then, it replied with the Beijing film sub-chamber of the word Runyin: "Your mother is a gorilla! Wang!"

"..." Song Shuhang is speechless.

This Jingba big demon dog is full of fun!

After the Dajingba demon dog finished speaking, he spit out his tongue and screamed, and when he looked at Song Shuhang’s faceless expression, he blinked.

Song Shuhang sighed and took off his shoes and went to the dormitory bedroom. At the same time, his heart was more at ease. This big demon dog would still joke with him, at least not to open his mouth to eat him?

He came to the bedroom and the Jingba Big Dog followed.

"You, are you looking for me?" Song Shuhang thought for a long time, and did not know how to call this Jingba big deer.

"Well, let me ask a few questions." The Jingba big demon dog once again spit out: "Have you recently contacted the pharmacist?"

Song Shuhang immediately warned him, thinking about how to answer in his mind.

"Don't negate it. In fact, I smelled the smell of 'pharmacist' on you a few days ago. Well, I smelled the smell of Su Shi's little **** you yesterday, and later there was a guy from Su Shi's A-Seven. "The Jingba Big Deer, like a few Jane, reported the names of several monks who had recently contacted Song Shuhang.

When Song Shuhang heard this, his mind flashed.

"You are Huangshan Zhenjun, the baby big demon dog who left home?" He remembered that he had just entered the group. The members of the group said that Huangshan Zhenjun was very busy for a few days. His baby big demon dog went again. lost.

At that time, Song Shuhang thought that the predecessors in the group were all a group of two diseases, and that the Huangshan Zhenjun family was a pet dog lost.

Um... It seems that it’s really a pet dog. Jingba is a pet dog breed. It’s Huangshan’s one.

"Wang." Jingba big demon dog squinted over, looked annoyed - do not ask why Song Shuhang can see the annoyed expression from a dog's face, anyway, he is magically seen.

"Huangshan Zhenjun did not bring you back last time?" Song Shuhang asked with doubts, recently Huangshan Zhenjun has been online, he thought that the big demon dog has been retrieved.

"Wang." Jingba's big demon dog changed his direction and continued to be annoyed.

Song Shuhang sighed deeply - well, there is such a pet dog, Huangshan Zhenjun is also very hard.

"So, are you looking for me?" asked Song Shuhang.

"I want to find a pharmacist, find him a bit of a medicinal medicine." Jingba big deer keeps selling Meng: "So I followed you yesterday, I wanted to find a pharmacist, followed, and I followed the hospital. Then, I don’t know the murder. Which **** put a gas bomb. I didn't care about it for a while, and I can't eat anything disgustingly. Wang Wang!"

"..." Song Shuhang’s mouth was pumped, wouldn’t it be his own “bad foul pill”?

"So, I want to ask you, where is the pharmacist now?" asked the Jingba big deer.

"The pharmacist predecessors seem to have something to do, to help a few friends to cure the disease. Several of his friends encountered some problems during the adventure, it seems to be amnesia. So, the pharmacist predecessors will come back in a few days, if you don't If you are in a hurry, you can come back to him a few days later." Song Shuhang replied.

The Jingba big demon dog thought for a moment: "Well, then, look for him a few days later. Finally, are you a new member of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group? They are also associated with the pharmacist, and with the Su Shi Aqi Na The guy has contact. But I haven't seen you in the group before."

Song Shuhang nodded: "Well, I did join the Jiuzhou No. 1 group."

"That's good, your account borrowed me to use, can I talk a few words? Wang Wang!" Jingba big demon dog suddenly excited, the tail quickly shakes.

"Chat?" Song Shuhang looked at his little computer, and then looked at the giant jingba, which is more than five meters long. When his claws touched it, his computer had to be comminuted and then sent to the recycling station. Right?

"I can narrow it down!" Upon seeing Song Shuhang's gaze, the Jingba big demon dog immediately understood. Its shape is lightly swayed, in the white light, and soon it becomes the size of ordinary Jingba.

It looks like this size, is it really cute? !

"How? I am so handsome. Come here, open a computer account." Jingba deer screamed cheerfully.

"Okay." Song Shuhang turned on the computer, but did not log in to the desktop chat software account, but in the sub-folder of the E disk turned out another independent chat software backup, use it to log in.

Since the event of the altar, he has become more cautious about his identity as a 'monk' and has also done various protections on his computer. The computer does not dare to keep the account login record, using the Internet cafe mode, each time you log out, it automatically eliminates the record of the chat account.

After entering the account password and boarding the soft software, he turned around and gave the computer to the big demon dog - he still left his mind. After all, Jingba is not the one of Huangshan Zhenjun’s family, just a guess.

The Pemba dog climbed happily to the computer desk - it seemed to become smaller, and it even lost weight. Otherwise the computer desk is early.

Then, it skillfully used the crawler to open the chat window of ‘Jiuzhou No.1 Group’.

Then, I transferred the five-stroke input method!

I am going, it will still use the five input method? I am using pinyin! Song Shuhang’s heart is dark.

Just thinking about it, the Jingba demon dog has already beaten a string of words on the keyboard, and the typing speed is still very fast.

Jiuzhou No.1 Group.

Shushan pressure is great: "@黄山真君, Huangshan, you are a big fool - forced! Come out, there is a kind!"

Song Shuhang’s cold sweat suddenly popped up, and he couldn’t stop it.

“?” Beihe’s first reply, he asked a question: “Book Air Friends?”

Huangshan Zhenjun: "..."

Shushan pressure: "Wow, haha, I have escaped, how! Huangshan big stupid - forced! Come and bite me!"

Song Shuhang silently watched the Jingba deer playing fast on the keyboard - if the pharmacist predecessor saw this picture, he must have been crying in the toilet!

Beihe scattered people: "..."

Yunyou Yutong Xuan: "..."

Pharmacist: "..."

Then there is a row of predecessors, ellipsis to keep the team.

Needless to say, they have already guessed the reason - the baby big demon dog of Huangshan Zhenjun’s family left home again. And I don't know what happened, it also went to Song Shuhang's little friend to go online and chat with Song Shuhang's account.

"Small peas, don't make trouble." Huangshan Zhenjun replied.

"Cut, I am going to make trouble, what are you? I have the original, you come to bite me, come and bite me!" Jingba cheerfully knocked on the keyboard.

This is just finished.

[System prompt: (******) Shushan pressure has been banned by the owner Huangshan Zhenjun for one day. ]

Was banned.

In the past few days, Huangshan Zhenjun used the number of forbidden words more than the whole month of last month. I think it feels tired for him.

"Hey, Huangshan is stupid, I dare to ban me! Wang Wangwang!" Jingba big demon dog angered.

If I am Huangshan Zhenjun, I will definitely ban you from speaking. No, I will definitely consider the secret of Song Shuhang’s heart in dinner.

- No, wait, this account is mine!

At this time, in the Jiuzhou No.1 group, Huangshan Zhenjun said: "Book Air Xiaoyou, Xiaodoudou will trouble you for a period of time. When I am busy with this, for up to two months, I will arrive at you. Take it back. Before that... don't let the little beanie run!"

Song Shuhang looked at the Jingba big deer, and looked at his thin arms and legs. Look at ‘small peas’? He felt the task and could not see hope at all.

Jingba big demon dog turned his head and looked at Song Shuhang: "Wang Wang, Huangshan big stupid, how can this rookie live to see me?"

Song Shuhang suddenly felt the forehead blue veins congestion!