Cultivation Is Like This

   Chapter 526 She's Not Human

  Lu Bei was talking about Princess Ji, who was beautiful and fragrant, complaining that the old Zhu family did not behave properly, and he didn't say anything about the gifts that were given to him, but returned them directly.

   "Princess, it's so nice..."

He raised his head and looked forward to it, imagining the level of the national color and Tianxiang, then looked down at Zhu Qilan, and said aggrievedly: "Cousin, what do the elders in your family mean? People, actually decide for me without asking."

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   "If you have the ability to return Xuanlong's white hair, you will bully an honest person like me."

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"Cousin, don't stare, I'm not greedy for Princess Qiyan's beauty, I have principles, and I should be down-to-earth and realistic. Whether it's successful or not, it doesn't matter what everyone says, at least I have to try it, it's not suitable anymore. It is not in vain to let the princess go back to the house, and Qi Yan's sincerity is not in vain."

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   "And Sister Yu, what do you think Princess Qi Yan's dowry maid looks like? Is it beautiful? Are there many people? Are there seventeen or eighteen?"

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   Offended the two beauties with just a few words. Butler Yu was so angry that he pinched Lu Bei's shoulder. Zhu Qilan sneered and told the housekeeper to stop playing with the dog. He dug a hole in the backyard wall and quickly sent the dog out.

  Lu Bei laughed, dragged Butler Yu behind him, gave her a long leg, and embraced the two beauties on the left and the right, and he was very proud.

   "Jie Jie Jie, I just like to see them angry, it means that I have me in my heart."

   "Hmph, no more from now on."

Zhu Qilan was angry and couldn't break Lu Bei's arm, so he ordered: "Bai Yu, draw this face and stick it outside the mansion door, so that the family will keep their eyes wide open. If you see this face in the future, you won't be allowed to. Let them go and beat them out."

   "Okay, Your Highness." Butler Yu shared his hatred and nodded repeatedly.

  Lu Bei was still shy, smiling like a winner in his life.

   Seeing his thick skin, he was not ashamed but proud, Zhu Qilan stretched out his hand and twisted his waist several times: "Princess Ji is so good, what are you doing in Wuzhou, go to Qiyan."

   "Let's go tonight."

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   The anger is not worth it, the formula remains the same, and it is still the original taste.

   Zhu Qilan got more and more angry the more she thought about it, the key was that she didn't even have a sweet word, looked at Lu Bei coldly, opened her mouth...

   "Uuuuuuuu..."

   Then there was no more, and the flirtation ended. Based on the principle of a bowl of water, Lu Bei shared some sweetness with Butler Yu.

  …

  The time flickered, and the sunset went west.

  The outside of Changming Mansion gradually quieted down.

  Lu Bei sat in front of the desk, reading the letters of the emperor's younger brother, and tasting Baxian porridge.

   Eight fresh water, land and water came from all over the world. Young heroes made offerings and put a lot of thought into pleasing the eldest princess. There are rare treasures in the East China Sea, and there are 100,000 mountains in the north of Xuanlong, all of which are full of aura and are the top ingredients. Even a high-level monk who has long been fasted, it is quite beneficial to eat a bowl.

   Originally, Changming Mansion only collected money and resources for practice, and the more treasures from heaven and earth, the better. Later, Butler Yu came forward and said that Her Royal Highness Princess Long wanted to taste the delicious food from all over the world, and then the licking dogs began to exert their strength.

  Although all the good things have entered Lu Bei's stomach, don't be sad for the dogs. Zhu Qilan personally cooked this bowl of Baxian porridge. They provided the ingredients and participated as an anonymous person.

   Of course, top-quality ingredients often only require the simplest cooking, so you can't expect Zhu Qilan's culinary skills to be so good.

   Butler Yu stood behind Lu Bei, pounding his shoulders with small fists, while Zhu Qilan sat on Lu Bei's lap, holding the porcelain bowl in one hand and bringing the spoon to his mouth in the other.

  While enjoying silently, Lu Bei did not forget to despise the cancer of feudalism. The words in the letter were full of compliments to him. He secretly said that this little brother-in-law can handle it, and he will not hesitate to send assists. Loyalty and patriotism +1, +1, and it continues to grow.

   "You have a good relationship with Emperor Xuanlong?"

   After feeding a bowl of Eight Immortals porridge, Zhu Qilan put down the porcelain bowl and asked curiously.

   "In general, it was not so exaggerated in the letter."

  Lu Bei shook his head slightly: "For example, sleeping on one's feet, thinking of him as a confidant, and almost becoming a brother. This sentence is obviously nonsense. Emperor Xuanlong is not a beauty, so I have no reason to sleep with him."

  What a wonderful person, but unfortunately he has a mouth.

   Zhu Qilan gave Lu Bei a white look and told him to speak properly, not to make fun of the king of a country.

  Lu Bei nodded, took out the Demon Slaying Sword and put it in Zhu Qilan's hand, the latter played with it for a moment, wiped the edge lightly with his fingertips, and said in amazement, "Is this sword the Xuanlong Zhao Family's Demon Slaying Sword?"

   "As expected of you, the tutor is so good, I recognized it at a glance."

Lu Bei gave a thumbs up, don't look at the old Zhu family, this is not good or that. In terms of height and appearance, they are on average not as tall and luxurious as the Xiongchu ancient family. But he is very concerned about the education of his younger generation.

   Taking Zhu Qilan as an example, Lu Bei's Xuanzhu Bow, Zixiao Pagoda, and Demon Slayer Sword, which are the royal treasures of the surrounding countries, she can recognize at a glance.

   "Mr. Tai Fu taught me well."

Zhu Qilan shook his head slightly, returned the Demon Slayer Sword to Lu Bei, and said worriedly: "Xuanlong can even give you the Demon Slayer Sword, and he also sent a beauty with Zhao family blood to Yuezhou, looking at the posture, it is clear that he has an attitude towards you. Must have."

"Indeed, the Zhao family sister has a beautiful temperament, agile dancing, graceful rhythm, and proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. She is a rare beauty." Lu Bei replied truthfully. After finishing speaking, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhu Qilan. Wait for the other party to overturn the vinegar jar.

  How do you know that she dances smartly and has a graceful rhythm, saying, what are you doing outside behind my back?

   Zhu Qilan's words reached his lips, seeing Lu Bei's joking smile, he snorted coldly, and turned his head to look aside.

  Lu Bei smiled and stopped teasing her, telling her experience in Xuanlong this month.

   In case Zhu Qilan thinks too much, he kindly deleted the scene of the red song, and established an image of a suzerain who is away from home and cleans himself, and by the way stabilized the character who is not close to women.

Hearing that Lu Bei would win every battle, he rejected more than a dozen white hairs in a row, and even got Zhao Wuyou drunk and admired a drunken madness, Zhu Qilan smiled and complained: "Such a delicate beauty has a miserable life. It makes people cry, but you are making fun of others, do you still have a conscience?"

   "That's right, I feel distressed when I hear it."

   Butler Yu nodded again and again, accusing the master of being cold-hearted.

  Lu Bei rolled his eyes, vaguely remembering where he had heard similar words. After thinking about it, he suddenly realized that Zhan Hongqu also said the same at the time.

  Tsk, woman.

   After a while, Lu Bei roughly explained the whole process, and Zhu Qilan was both proud and disappointed when he heard it.

Pride is that I have good eyesight. When I cleaned up the monks in Donghe County, I immediately saw that Lu Bei was a good dog's leg. Although the taste changed in the later period, the evil dog came to the top with the appearance of being arrogant and arrogant, but this is not her vision. Good proof.

   It's easy to lose. She has a strong temperament, and Lu Beiman's unreasonable aptitude puts a lot of pressure on her.

   "By the way, the last time you went to Guanzhou, did you meet Mr. Tai Fu? How is she doing?" Zhu Qilan asked with concern.

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  Nothing, just call me Daddy, if I don't agree, she will cry.

   After finally raising the white-eyed wolf, who would have imagined that this villain was so daring and filial that his filial piety deteriorated. On a dark and windy night for a month, he stretched out a poisonous hand to my father.

   "Ask you!"

   "Not so good, that old lady is bad and bad..."

  Zhu Qilan raised her hand to cover Lu Bei, blocked his complaints, and said with a serious face: "Don't say that sir, you should... You should also call her sir in the future."

   I'm afraid it will be difficult, she asks me ten times a night to call her Mr., is it not fair to lose my seniority.

   Hey, it's so exciting, isn't it!

  Lu Bei's eyes lit up, as if he had thought of some bad idea, a hearty smile twitched at the corner of his mouth, and he was not at ease at first sight.

  Zhu Qilan saw a belly of bad water rolling around, and said angrily, "Don't try to do bad things, sir, she is very nice."

"you sure?"

  Lu Bei raised his brows and said one thing, Pure Daddy, Zhu Qilan's fan filter is too serious.

   "At least, sir, treat me very well."

   Zhu Qilan said dryly, that the Taifu's reputation was not good, half of the reason was that Huang Jizong poured black water, and half of the reason was her own, and the murderous demon was not so important.

   She doesn't need to ask, Zhu Baiyu's brain can also think of what happened at that time. Lu Bei offended Taifu because of his cheap mouth.

  Zhu Qilan has a headache and closed her eyes. She will return to the capital at the end of the year. She will definitely go to the Taifu's house to greet her. Do you want to bring Lu Bei with you?

   If you don't bring it, it seems to be disrespectful to Taifu. If you bring it, it's even worse. If the two have a disagreement and fight, how should she deal with it?

   Bringing a dead person home, why is it so difficult!

   "She's good to you, but not very good to me. Cousin, you don't know, she... She's not human, she almost killed me that night."

  Lu Bei spoke bitterly, thinking of the sad part, his waist was aching, and he shook his head and said, "Forget it, don't mention her, let's talk about something serious."

   "Double cultivation?"

   "Hey, have you guessed this?" Lu Bei said in surprise.

   "Otherwise, Sect Master Lu, a busy man with all kinds of affairs, finally found time to visit Changming Mansion, what else can he do other than practice? You can't accompany me to talk about romance, right?" Zhu Qilan said quietly.

   The corner of Lu Bei's eyes twitched, he was really angry, he noticed that the ten fingers on his shoulders were pinched a few times, and he immediately greeted him and sent a bunch of sweet words. He patted his chest and promised that he would live in Changming Mansion from today, and he would not leave.

   After finishing speaking, a princess hugged the eldest princess in front of her and turned her head to look at Butler Yu: "Still stunned, where is my bedroom, that is, His Highness's boudoir, hurry up and open the way."

   Butler Yu covered her mouth and smiled, carrying a long skirt to show Lu Bei the way, maybe the house was too big, and she lost her way while walking and led Lu Bei to the bathroom.

   "It's no wonder that His Highness has been soaking in the water for three days. Dareqing here is the boudoir." Lu Bei suddenly realized that, with the assistance of Butler Yu, he waited for the eldest princess to undress and bathe together.

  Zhu Qilan: "…"

   This dowry has become more and more arrogant because of the favor of the master. It is time to find some small shoes for her to wear.

   (end of this chapter)