Diary of a Sturdy Immortal

Master Jiatou and Master Xiaoshan appeared in front of Chu Yunyan with a bad look on their faces.

"Master of meat abstinence, what's wrong with you? Do you have your hair?"

"Hmph! No, originally I thought the boy was asleep, but the boy lay down for a while after playing with his mother-in-law and then went out. Now he is continuing behind the yard!"

Chu Yunyan...

Looking at the meat-abstaining master speechlessly, then you will knock people out?

"Master, can you just knock them out?"

"That won't work. I'm afraid of seeing it. I'm afraid I'll get my hands dirty."

"Amitabha, good, good! Master Jierou, do you want to give in to women?"

The meat-abstaining master shook his head and refused without even thinking, "No!"

"..."

Why haven’t I discovered that the meat-abstinence master has such a frivolous side before?

"Okay, Master, I'll give this to you, and I'll get that person's hair."

After that, he stuffed the hair in his hand to the meat-abstaining master and turned around to go to the back of the house.

In fact, she was also very unhappy, okay?

After saying that, he ducked to the back of the house, glanced at the two men who were fighting with goblins, and quickly tapped the back of their heads and their sleeping points, then took out a sword and quickly shaved off all the man's hair.

There was an unpleasant smell on her greasy hair, which really made her want to vomit, vomit~

Oh my god, this is really disgusting. Can you give her a dust removal technique, or a water balloon technique? Ahhhhhh! ! !

Forget it, let’s find a water source to wash with before using it. Are this woman’s eyes covered in shit?

You can eat it all like this, so you are so hungry that you can’t choose what to eat.

"I got it, let's go!"

The three of them left the farmyard. Chu Yunyan stopped and listened quietly to the sound, then looked for a direction and turned around.

"Little girl, where are you going?"

Chu Yunyan said as she walked

"Master Jierou, Master Xiaoshan, I heard the sound of water over there. I'm going to wash this person's hair. Don't you want to wash it before using it?"

When the meat-abstaining master heard what she said, his eyes lit up!

"Yes! This needs to be washed, it must be washed!"

"Master Jierou, you can't call me girl anymore, call me Wukong! Or Sun Wukong!"

The meat-abstaining master nodded and agreed immediately.

"Okay! Huh? Why not Chu Wukong? Girl, isn't your surname Chu?"

Chu Yunyan thought for a while, how could she explain this problem?

"My surname is Chu Ke. The surname of the owner of Wukong is Sun. Oh! Master, you are not such a serious person. Let's wash the hair in our hands quickly."

After the three of them washed their hair, Chu Yunyan mixed the rice and water from the earthen pot and cooked it into a pot of thick porridge. After tinkering for a while, she stuck their hair together and put it on their heads. .

At first glance, it seems like that's what happened.

After finishing their work, they saw that it was already dawn. The three of them had to leave here quickly. After finding their mammoths, the three of them rode on them and went directly to the city gate.

As expected, the interrogation at the city gate was very strict. The meat-free master instinctively stretched out his fat hand to touch his head, but was stopped by Chu Yunyan.

"Brother! Your hair can't withstand your ravages!"

Master Xiaoshan smiled slightly when he heard this. This smile made the sky that was not completely bright suddenly brighten up, making the beautiful world pale. Chu Yunyan couldn't help but cough slightly,

"Xiao Shan! It's not okay for you to laugh like this. You'd better stop laughing."

Master Xiaoshan was stunned for a moment!

Then he smiled helplessly and shook his head

"How do you plan to rank?"

"The master of meat abstinence is naturally the eldest brother, I am the second brother, and you are the younger brother!"

As he spoke, he took out three identity documents and handed them to the two of them.

"This is the identity document I picked up by the way, here it is!"

The meat-free master couldn't touch his bald head, he could only rub his big, fat hands, and asked strange questions while holding his identity documents.

"When did you steal this? I'm telling you this"

"Call my second brother!"

Chu Yunyan reminded him, and the meat-free master immediately changed his mind.

"Second brother, you are not a master of cultivation in the world of immortality, are you?"

"Brother, you're thinking too much. I'm a serious disciple of a serious sect. How could I do such unorthodox things? I just have a very good brain, so I can't do anything about it."

As he spoke, he pointed his finger at his head and continued:

"You have a brain!"

The meat-abstaining master was stunned for a moment after hearing this.

"Ha! You still have two brains? Haha~ha~~ You, second brother, you are really humorous."

While they were talking, the three of them arrived at the gate of the city. Since all three of them had changed their clothes, the clothes were still prepared in the Buddhist world. Why did they forget to give birth to their hair in the Buddhist world?

She thought she was originally a Guanyin, but she was hunted down and had her head shaved. Now she had to use someone else's hair. She really wanted to try to see if she could enter the space. Thinking of this, she sent a message to Ling'er.

"Ling'er, can I enter the space here?"

There was no response for a while, it seemed like it was impossible.

"Tell me your identity documents. Where are you from? What are you doing in the capital?"

Chu Yunyan and the other two took out their documents, and the meat-free master said

"We are from Sanhe Village. We went to the capital to buy some things for getting married, hehe~"

The soldier guarding the city gate Wenyan looked at the scars on his face and handed the document to the three of them nonchalantly.

"Okay! Let's go in!"

"Okay! Thank you, sir!"

After finishing speaking, the meat-free master took the two of them away. On the way, master Xiaoshan instinctively put his hands together, but was slapped by Chu Yunyan's sharp eyes.

"Habits are really scary things. You two should take care of your hands!"

"ah,"

When Master Xiaoshan opened his mouth, Chu Yunyan quickly added:

"Keep your mouth shut!"

Master Xiaoshan said helplessly

"Okay! Second, brother!"

Chu Yunyan was instantly in a good mood, with a smile on her face, she raised her head and said yes

"Hey! Little brother!"

"Ha ha!!"

The meat-abstaining master laughed when he saw it.

Master Xiaoshan shook his head helplessly and was not angry. He just said:

"I didn't know that my second brother could talk back so much. I'm afraid this is his nature, right?"

"Yes! You can see this, little brother. Do you think you are more attached to me?"

Chu Yunyan smiled, and the meat-free master looked at the two of them sideways, then rolled his eyes.

"Second brother, don't be fooled by appearances. Second brother and I are the most compatible, right?"

Chu Yunyan was speechless

Master, what do you want from me?

While the three of them were talking, they had looked all over the city, but they didn't find the escort agency. You three of them looked at me, and I looked at you, they were a little dumbfounded!

"Hey, second brother, where is the escort agency you mentioned?"

Chu Yunyan didn't know why there was no escort agency here, and she didn't know what to do. However, when she saw the martial arts hall, she could only bite the bullet and said

"How about we go to the martial arts school and ask?"

"That's fine, but I don't know where Huairen and the others went?"

cough! I don’t know how to do the splits either, how about I tell you a joke?

This sentence doesn’t count for money!

Yesterday I went shopping and met an old woman. When she saw me, she said

"Daughter! I'm looking at a dress for my daughter. I see that your figure is similar to my daughter's. How about you try it on for me?"

Being helpful, I naturally agreed.

But it turned out that what she pointed out to me was a maternity and baby store. ． ． ． ． ． ．

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