Dimensional Eroders

In a simple, dilapidated but clean and tidy house, the closed old-fashioned windows trembled slightly, and a straightened iron wire was inserted from the outside to the inside, and gently moved upwards along the gap. The anti-lock hook is opened.

squeak...

The two closed windows were gently pushed from the outside. A sneaky, skinny red-skinned monster probed its head, sniffed the air, then nimbly climbed up the window frame, jumped into the room, and landed lightly.

It looked around, and its eyes were attracted by the bottles and cans placed on the table. It was a complex alchemy device, balances, grinders, and bottled powders that gave off fragrance.

Hululu.

The hungry sound of the monster's stomach alarmed the owner of the house, but he was unaware of it. Just as it was using its hands and feet and getting closer to the spices, when it wanted to find food, there was a whistling sound through the air, and a kitchen knife rubbed against its ears and nailed it to the desk in front of it. to escape.

There was a muffled bang, severe pain came from the back of his head, the fallen demon's eyes went dark, and the world spun around.

"Cut! The first act is over."

Bailang pressed the remote control, and the unconscious and sinking demon lying on the ground immediately screamed and jumped up. Immediately, he got into the corner well-trained, squatted down obediently and waited for the order.

Beside him, two translucent 'cameras' floated above Xia Jing, shooting the 'Sinking Demon Protagonist' in front of him from different positions, using long-range and close-up respectively.

After a month of cooperation, the model of the "Bite of Tongue Series" has become more and more mature. Gradually transformed from the original documentary style, and began to unitize and storyize. Each episode is composed of several subsections. The scene in front of you is just a story. After editing, it will be accompanied by Bailang's exclusive copywriting, edited background music, and uploaded to Paparazzi Paradise.

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In the past week, Sister Yuan solidified 'Skull Summoning' into the ability bar, and Xia Jing also mastered the first solidified ability 'Ghost Summoning' with the help of several people. And successfully integrated her camera equipment certified by Paparazzi Paradise in the ability column, and got a mutant ability called [Ghost Camera].

It was the first time Bailang encountered this kind of coquettish manipulation, and he didn't get a general idea of ​​it until Xia Jing opened up the 'capability description' to her.

After she integrated the "paparazzi equipment" provided by the park into the first "ability bar", she completely obliterated the "camera" as a physical entity, and extracted some of the "attributes and functions" from it into the "ghost". , gain this mutation ability.

To put it another way: everything in the world has a spirit. Animals, plants, and trees can become spirits, as can stones, musical instruments, and bicycles, so why can't cameras? Since a camera can become a spirit, a camera also has a soul after death.

[Ghost Summoning] This ability can extract the souls of monsters Xia Jing kills and make them into ghosts to enslave. When it fuses with the 'camera', it loses the ability to extract souls. In this life, it can only summon the 'ghost camera', but it also gains 'camera specialization + camera becomes a ghost'. As the level increases, one can change to two, two to four... In addition, it can still be upgraded and optimized, and even increase its attack power.

Xia Jing is currently proficient in two 'ghost cameras', named 'Carl' and 'Zeiss' respectively. It can be suspended, moved, and invisible as you like, which is very convenient for shooting. She herself is also satisfied, and her photography skills are improving day by day.

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After resting for five minutes, Bailang, the producer, clapped his hands: "It's almost done, all departments are ready, Feng Ying is going to put on makeup for it, it's a pity."

"Okay!"

Xiao Feng Ying rushed forward, holding a bag of coal ash in her hand, and without a word, beat the fallen demon who dared not resist, making it look even dirtier and pitiful.

Bailang nodded in satisfaction: "The second act begins!"

The following plot will naturally lead to a familiar protagonist, "Poison Oil Refiner" Sister Yuan.

After she caught the fallen devil thief, she saw that it was thin, hungry, lonely, and its stomach was still growling, and suddenly she felt compassionate, and instead of killing it, she threw it by the dining table and used a The black iron kitchen knife with the handle inserted on the table was constantly shaking, and it was shocked and fixed.

Then he turned his head and went back to the kitchen, turned on the fire, burned oil... and made a bowl of spicy rice noodles for it.

At this time, Bailang also seized the time to practice his monologue: "Sister Yuan knows very well that a qualified bowl of hell spicy noodles should have 'thick soup, bright red oil, strong powder, fresh fragrance of fish maw...'" and so on. Features. For how to make red oil so red, she has her own coup. Three catties of boiling waste oil will make three spoonfuls of toxin chili powder complete a gorgeous transformation. The wise oil refiner has once again received the gift of chemistry. Last night expired Don’t throw away the swim bladder of the carp king. Wrap it in egg liquid and stick it with bread crumbs. Fry it until it’s golden brown. Control the oil and remove it to a plate. .”

In the camera, the Sinking Demon had a look of 'enjoyment', devouring the spicy powder in big mouthfuls, and couldn't stop at all. Tears flowed down his eyes uncontrollably, and wept bitterly.

Although the languages ​​and civilizations are different, and even the expressions are difficult to distinguish, any intelligent creature can feel the deliciousness (pain) of this bowl of spicy noodles from its performance.

Seeing this, Feng Ying couldn't help asking in a low voice: "Why is it so sad? It shed tears."

"Onion! I added onion! In this bowl of noodles, I also put high concentration of garlic essence, mustard, horseradish, cooling oil..."

"Cut! This paragraph is over, let's make up a few more shots. The tears of the fallen demon are enough, but they can't show the feeling of enjoyment and intoxication, but instead look tortured and painful. What can I do?" After Bailang stopped, he was dissatisfied Said.

Kotaro, who had already returned to the team, suddenly opened his mouth and said positively: "Captain, I have a solution!"

"explain!"

"Alcohol, I have a bottle of spirits here, pour it down and keep it, it will make you feel ecstatic." Kotaro, who has recently started drinking heavily, said with a lot of life experience.

Bailang thought for a while, then nodded in agreement: "Sure, you come and feed it."

They helped Xia Jing shoot the 'Bite of the Tongue Series', the picture was just a visual effect, it had nothing to do with food, it was fake all the way. The camera equipment of low-level contractors is limited in quality and can only capture images; only the more advanced paparazzi can shoot videos with all five senses.

Therefore, in recent episodes, their shooting methods have become more and more cruel. They have abandoned the "scent and taste" in the "color, fragrance and shape" and pursued the ultimate picture effect. Dedicated by Sister Yuan, all kinds of things that are getting more and more gorgeous and more and more unpalatable are prepared.

Because the food in the "Bite of the Tongue Series" is too poisonous, the three leading actors, Bailang, Feng Ying, and Ophelia, for the sake of their own lives, no longer dare to appear in guest roles, and can only let the sinking demon come to test the poison. In each episode, there is a fallen devil who has the courage to dedicate himself to art, which also happens to echo the theme of "The Fallen Devil on the Bite of the Tongue".

As a result, every time an episode is uploaded, a fallen demon silently falls down, unable to get up again.

Today is the finale of the 'Bite of the Tongue Series'. In order to create a visual effect, this bowl of noodles is also extremely unpalatable. Therefore, the "crying" of the protagonist of the fallen demon is really crying, but he is not "moved" at all. Every bite it takes now is worse than death, like a stick in its throat. And similar powder, it has eaten a whole five bowls!

Bai Lang counted the time, and it was almost on the road, and he didn't want to remake the film with a new actor, so he could only accept Kotaro's suggestion. To film a delicious and intoxicating performance, it is a good way to get the sinking demon drunk.

But that's not enough!

Kotaro opened Sinking Demon's chin, inserted a bottle of spirits into his throat, and drank it down, and Sinking Demon rolled his eyes after drinking it.

"Wait!" Bailang thought of something, stopped drinking suddenly, and said, "Quick, give me medicine quickly! Ophelia, cephalosporin."

The little nurse had a clear understanding, and immediately opened the first-aid kit, took out a bottle of cephalosporin, poured it into the sinking demon, and Kotaro continued to insert the bottle.

dun dun dun...

"The cephalosporin is wine, the more you drink, the more you will get it!" Feng Ying dragged her small chin, with such a small expression on her face, and then she was not to be outdone, and gave orders to Kotaro: "Wait! Come and feed the betel nuts to the young master."

Bailang, who cooperated tacitly with Feng Ying, immediately understood: "Ophelia, pass the cigarette!"

"Betel nuts and smoke, the mana is boundless!" Xia Jing, who was on the sidelines the whole time, also showed a thoughtful expression, as if I had learned it. Today, she has mastered two more tricks that allow extras to sublimate their acting skills.

Soon, the production crew started up again, and this round of Fallen Demon was already 'excited', and the pain of eating the poison before was gone. And the eating scene has already been filmed. At this moment, Feng Ying dripped more than a dozen drops of Fengyoujing eye protection liquid, with a comfortable and painful expression on his face, which fully reflects the bottom of the deep hell, eating a bowl of delicious food Finally, the kind of moving and sentimental, crying but unforgettable thoughts and feelings.

"Crap! The tip of the tongue series has come to a successful conclusion, congratulations!" Bailang also heaved a sigh of relief, the acting skills of this fallen demon are really amazing, it's completely at the level of a movie king!

"Thank you Brother Lang, thank you Sister Yuan, thank you Sister Sakura!" Xia Jing was also overjoyed, thanking the three of them repeatedly, but Kotaro was decisively ignored.

And the film king on the seat had already started to take effect of the medicine, foaming at the mouth and convulsing.

Bailang practiced medicine for 2.6 million seconds, and he was able to determine the life and death of a three-digit monster. He also saw that it was useless. He tilted his head and said, "It's hopeless. Go and throw it away."

"clear!"

Kotaro, who carried the movie king out, was full of emotion in his heart. He has only been with the crew for a few days, and he no longer believes in any gourmet channels. The TV shows are all lies!

With the filming of the last episode, Xia Jing's "entrusted task" has reached 110%, and the latter also received a reminder from Paparazzi Paradise: "Brother Lang, I just received a reminder from Paradise that this trial task has ended. When I upload the last episode, I can come back, I can't shoot a new series."

Xia Jing, who was addicted to recording programs, seemed extremely regretful. If you don’t upload a series, you can earn a ‘paparazzi point’.

"Fortunately, Feng Ying's 'side mission' is not over yet, you can wait two more days to polish the last episode, we are taking you to clean up monsters, return with a few more keys, and accumulate your first place in the paradise Bucket of gold."

"Thank you Brother Lang, thank you Sister Yuan!"