Dimensional Eroders

Chapter 342 Irregular flight, silly woman tears

When Bailang led the team all the way to Hengyang City, because the 'Carp Gang' was too famous and evil, there was not a single bad guy on the last stretch of the road, which made a great contribution to the local law and order.

Arriving at the inn, Lang gave everyone a holiday, with ten taels of silver per person as funding, free activities. After a simple meal, he took Sharf for a stroll in Hengyang City, buying a lot of snacks and small toys.

Two figures, one big and one small, walked forward side by side. The male was tall and sunny, standing out from the crowd, while the small one was carved in pink and jade, and his short legs walked fast. This combination is particularly eye-catching, and Bailang secretly looks forward to being recognized.

Ever since he traveled the rivers and lakes under the banner of "Carp Gang", he gradually lost his identity as "Blood Witch Doctor". But at this time, he missed those guys who coveted the "Evil Resisting Sword Manual", and longed for more people to trouble him. That's why he had a reason to put pieces of monster organizations into the enemy's pockets, and then pop them out in a reasonable way.

After two laps in the city, seeing that it was still early, he planned to go out of the city to stroll around, to enjoy the mountains and rivers.

"Master, where are you going?" At this moment, Lin Pingzhi came all the way and waved to Bailang.

After approaching, Lang asked: "I'm going out of the city to go around, you're not playing in the city, why are you looking for me?"

Now he has grown a lot, but his appearance is still handsome. Lin Pingzhi, who was attracted by the women on the side of the road and peeked at him shyly, said with a gloomy face, "The whereabouts of my parents are unknown, I really don't have that kind of thought."

"Hey." Bailang sighed, they were also inquiring for news along the way, but they didn't gain anything. "Don't worry, now that the Golden Basin Handwashing Conference is approaching, and martial arts heroes gather, it's easy to find out where Mu Gaofeng is. After two days of the conference, everything will be on my shoulders. You really have nothing to do, so just relax with me."

"Um."

...

After the three of them left the city, they chose the nearest beautiful mountain as their target. Bailang carried the silly Fufu on his back, and said to his apprentice: "You have practiced 'Ripple Qigong' for a while, I will test your footwork today as a teacher, follow me closely."

After saying that, Bailang strode like flying, and with the energy of evil spirits pouring into the meridians of his legs, every step he took was like an internal combustion engine injected with gasoline, bursting out with powerful power. At the same time, he is as light as a swallow, running faster and faster, entering a kind of virtuous circle, gradually stepping on Niu Dun under his body, without feeling tired at all.

Bailang carried a 'koala bear' on his back, and his movements were still light and elegant. From time to time, he stepped up and up between the tree trunks, and with the help of the reaction force, he flew in mid-air and walked on leaves. It is also the technique he has explored during this period of time, sublimating the parkour he honed in the darkest city into a pseudo-light kung fu, relying more on master-level body micro-manipulation control.

Lin Pingzhi gritted his teeth and chased after him, using a completely different style of running. Every step was like a grudge against the earth, he stomped down fiercely, and as the ripples exploded, like a bombardment, he gained a recoil force, and his body sprinted forward.

After the two sides chased each other, they came to the foot of the mountain. Bailang could see that Lin Pingzhi's physical fitness was gradually exhausted, but he didn't say much, but continued to climb the stairs and rushed to the top of the mountain.

Seeing this, Lin Pingzhi was not to be outdone, and continued to climb while panting heavily. He regarded this as a test for his master, and he didn't want to disappoint Bailang. However, the distance between the two became wider and wider, Bailang shouted from the middle of the mountain: "I'll wait for you at the top of the mountain!"

Then, seeing that there was no one around, he changed his running posture again and started to let his own Hokage run.

An hour later, he and Sha Fufu came to the top of the mountain and looked at the mist of the distant mountains. In this season, there is plenty of water vapor, the mountains are green, and then surrounded by clouds and mist, you can see the continuous mountains winding and undulating, poetic and picturesque.

After playing on the top of the mountain for a while, Bailang stood on the edge of the cliff overlooking the small scene below. Suddenly, the sequelae of the "spiritually moved falling from a building" broke out, and he felt an urge to jump down.

Since falling from the building N times in the last world, I fell into a spiritual breakthrough. He completely cured his fear of heights, but developed a special bad habit, wanting to jump even after jumping. In my mind, I recalled that when I was chatting with my counselor, the other party showed off the experience of helicopter skydiving.

Lang took out a flying squirrel suit from the storage space, which was originally prepared for running. He said to Sha Fufu: "Do you want to fly?"

"Ash???(.ヘ°)" Sarff tilted her head, puzzled.

Bailang pointed to a bird flying across the sky: "Look, it's just like this little bird. I'll take you to pretend to be B, and take you to fly!"

(★★)

Sha Fufu's eyes lit up: "Medicine!"

The two masters and pets quickly finished arming. Bai Lang put on the goggles and helmet for Sha Fufu, tied her behind his back, and stood on the edge of the cliff, trembling with excitement: "Are you ready?"

“Spicy! ヽ(≧≦)”

"take off!"

"Yeah! ∠(°ω°)/"

Bailang jumped up, opened his arms, opened the flying wings, and the body that was falling at a high speed stopped immediately, feeling an upward air current, and was holding himself up to slide in the air.

"Baa! Baa! Meow!" Silly Fufu opened her eyes wide and hugged Bailang's neck tightly with her small fists, making animal noises excitedly.

And Bailang was pleasantly surprised to find that by adjusting and releasing true energy, this sliding form can be further fine-tuned. The two master and pet screamed strangely and flew down in the air, and the fierce wind blew past their ears, making a loud noise. At this moment, Lin Pingzhi, who was sweating profusely and was climbing to the top, stopped when he heard the sound, looked up, his pupils constricted, he saw his master committing suicide by falling off the cliff? ……No! is flying! fly?

Just when Lin Pingzhi was shocked, Sharfe couldn't control her joy, her little tail popped out suddenly, and was blown wildly by the strong wind.

It was this sudden tail, like an oil bottle, that broke Bailang's flight balance, and his body trembled unsteadily.

"Huh? What's the matter, Fufu!" Bailang asked loudly.

Silly Fufu is also confused at the moment, as we all know, sometimes her tail does not listen to the tune, especially at this moment, she can only feel the uncontrollable violent swing of the tail in the wind, and the inexplicable faint jump, but she has no power to control it. . And the tail is precisely used to maintain balance.

Finally, Bailang's flying posture completely lost balance under the joyful interference of Sarf's "Master Slayer-Little Tail", and shouted: "Ahhhh!"

"Yeah! (*/ω\*)"

Silly fufu covered her face with guilt, she had successfully killed the master more than a dozen times, and she also knew that she had done something bad again. Since wearing this title, her professional ability has become more and more excellent, and Sha Lang never made up for it twice. Even when she became ruthless, she didn't even let herself go.

"Oops, I forgot my parachute!"

When Bailang was wearing the winged mouse suit, he replaced the parachute with Shafufu, because he could only carry a lump on his back. Just before falling off the cliff and hitting the mountain, he successfully took out the parachute from the storage space, and then was thrown by the 'Strongest Spear' that was out of control by Silly Fufu.

snap!

The rope broke, the umbrella bag flew away, and then the master and pet slammed into a raised cliff. Both enter shutdown and restart mode.

There are tens of thousands of waterways, and safety comes first. The flight is not standardized, silly Fu tears two lines.

[You, emmmmm... IBM particle +0.1, please don't repeat the same mistake again. 】

[The 18th/20th perfect lord-killing kill by the demon Sharf, there are 2 times left before the title of 'Master-killer' is strengthened, please continue to work hard. 】

When Bai Lang woke up again, Sharf, who had a cushion of human flesh, used the Philosopher's Stone to repair herself first, and then obediently kept filial piety for her master... No! It's a corpse guard.

ヽ( ̄▽ ̄)

When Bailang woke up, she immediately begged for a hug. Not only did she give him the 'Bloodthirsty' screwdriver, but she also kissed him on the face, trying to pass the test with cuteness.

At this time, Bailang was a little confused, where am I?

During his rapid descent, he was disturbed by Sarf's [Master Slayer], deviated from the original route, and smashed into the cliff in one breath. After recasting at this moment, the clothes are ragged, and there are large bloodstains left on the cliff, one can imagine how tragic it was just now.

Now, people are trapped on the mountainside, and there is no way, so they can only find a way to rush out of this forest.

At the same time, Lin Pingzhi, who saw his master unable to let go of falling off the cliff, looked worried and helpless, and rushed back to the foot of the mountain, trying to detour and rush towards the place where the white waves fell.

In the past days of getting along with each other, he already knew that this master was highly skilled in martial arts, he was unconstrained in doing things, and he had strange things. Even if he voluntarily falls off the cliff, he firmly believes that his master is well prepared and nothing will happen to him, but he still feels tired for this willful behavior.

"Help!"

"Hey hey hey, scream! Shout as much as you want! Even if you scream and break your throat, no one will come to save you! Hahahaha..."

But when he was on his way to the mountain forest, he suddenly heard a woman's cry for help, and a man's sinister and piercing laughter. Lin Pingzhi, who was brainwashed by the "golden spirit", instantly abandoned the master who was killed once, and was trapped in the middle of the mountain and lost his way, and chose to act chivalrously.

Someone asked a question yesterday, please explain:

Whether it is King Carp or 99 Rabbits. After Hiccup is reset, it will automatically return to its original form. An ordinary 0-level carp king, 99 ordinary ninja rabbits.

Bailang's artificial "face-slap upgrade, evil energy enhancement, monster erosion..." will disappear and cannot be saved, and the paradise does not authenticate. These are unofficial private mods.

However, once Bailang produces the biological material 'Demon Inner Alchemy', he can pollute the snow rabbits in other worlds and get a batch of magic rabbits. But after this kind of rabbit dies, it still returns to the whiteboard form.

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