Dimensional Eroders

"Bai Chuan-kun, you have worked hard, please drink water. This is the pure water that I have refined with Shuidun Ninjutsu. It does not contain impurities, and it is very helpful for maintaining your physical condition."

Ten minutes later, the camera returned to the fire, the second rabbit was fat and oily, exuding a rich aroma, and the charcoal fire below was crackling.

Not long ago, the senior ninja who looked down on Bailang like nothing, wishing to kill him to prove his strength, finally survived the food poisoning. He served aside regardless of his weakness, respectful and obedient.

Use the most cowardly tone and speak the most tame words. I can't wait to be a little nasty and call my father to show my loyalty. It's a pity that Bailang is too young, he doesn't dare to call his father old, so he can only forcefully suppress the excitement in his heart.

Bai Lang is a humble gentleman who always repays evil with kindness, I saw him smiling gently, while turning the grill of the rabbit, he shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I'm really not thirsty."

"That's okay, you can use it to wash your hands. Bai Chuan-kun's hands were stained with blood, how careless it is!" Senior Genin forced a smile, looked at Bai Lang's fists that were still dripping blood, and restrained himself Begging in a trembling tone, he was a little crying.

Is he holding a grudge against me? Yes, it must be. Look at how happy he is smiling, he's going to die, I'm going to die, he will definitely kill me! Who can help me? Mom, I was wrong! Mom save me!

The senior subordinate shouted in his heart, but he didn't dare to make any extra moves, he stood there stiffly and forced a smile, his whole face was almost distorted.

"Bai Sang, leave the task of roasting the rabbit to me! There is also such trivial matters as adding firewood, there is no need to waste your precious energy. Your rest is the biggest guarantee for our team." , also changed his hostile attitude before, and treated him like a water shadow, wishing to give everything to show his loyalty.

The senior ninja heard the words and nodded again and again: "Li Mu is right, your strength is the guarantee of the safety of the team. This is the detonator that my parents bought with the last savings of the family. I think they can only be used in your hands. If you offer real value, please accept it, please!"

After all, he prostrated himself, offered a stack of detonating talismans with both hands, and assumed the posture of sitting down, kneeling for a long time, with a sincere attitude.

Bailang looked embarrassed. He never had the bad habit of blackmailing his companions: "Didn't you say before that I should distribute the Ninja Rabbits to everyone to improve the overall strength of the team so that they can survive? You give me all the detonating charms, don't you?" Weakened? More dangerous."

"That's right! The weak distribute limited resources to the stronger to ensure the survival of the team to the greatest extent. And Bai Chuan, aren't you the strongest in this team? We put all the resources on you, so we can better guarantee survival Rate, I never thought there was anything wrong with what I said."

The senior knelt down deeper, more ruthlessly, and more standardly, with a humble and perfect attitude, for fear that Bailang would not accept it. Lang's attitude determines his life and death.

"Yamagata is right, Baisang, you are the savior of our team!" Oak, who was also trembling, agreed deeply.

While speaking, his eyes shifted to the left uncontrollably, and he happened to see the dull-eyed, desolate Chunin Captain two meters away.

The opponent was severely injured by Bailang in the blood mist, and had multiple powder fractures all over his body. But then, Lang secretly used the 'bone-setting wrench' and performed the 'Yang escape-blood healing ninjutsu' to snatch it back from the death god in the pure land of bliss. However, flesh wounds are easy to heal, but souls are hard to heal.

Bai Lang hadn't had any confidence in the ninjutsu attempt in the previous fight, so he went all out when he launched the 'Yin Dun'. The damage of the taboo magic sound of the fifth layer far exceeds the limit of the opponent's tolerance. So the person was rescued, but he was also insane.

At this moment, the miserable captain sat on the spot in a daze, opening his mouth from time to time to let out a shrill cry of "Ah ♂! Ah ♂...", which was extremely shrill, like the scream of a chrysanthemum being exploded. This is the 'screaming chicken' in the simulated soul.

Afterwards, he simulated other weird voices lingering in the soul, switching constantly, with a serious expression and talking to himself... it makes people shudder.

The strongest captain fell into this fate, life would be worse than death, I don't want to become like this!

Oak screamed in fear in his heart, and under the influence of the desire to survive, he struggled hard: "Bai Sang, this is an amulet my uncle asked for from a shrine near Wuyin Village. It enshrines the 'Goddess of Uchi', and it is very effective!"

Damn, that kind of inexplicable thing also wants to please adults? You deserve it too!

"Mr. Shirakawa, this is the reward I got from the last mission. I think it will be safer if you keep it in your custody. If you are willing to help me with my financial management, or use it for charity, it will be even more perfect!" Senior Shimonin Yamagata After donating the detonating talisman, he decided to pay another sum of hard work money for peace of mind.

Not to be outdone, Oakwood said: "This is my fiancée's token, although I don't think I will die in this mission, but I deeply understand that the future ninja will wander outside the village for a long time, unable to take care of her at any time. So I implore Bai Sang, if you have time, please help me take care of Gardenia. Don't worry, she is the most beautiful girl in our area."

How despicable, to use sex to lure her! I will not let you succeed.

Yamagata was startled, raised his head abruptly, and asked tentatively: "Mr. Shirakawa... are you interested in handsome boys? I have a cousin..."

"That's enough! We are all teammates, so don't think too much about it. The captain just accidentally fell and hit a tree and hurt his head. Don't worry, he will recover soon."

Bailang looked at the Chunin who had gone mad, and said nonsense that only he himself believed.

"Mr. Shirakawa, I once heard that the 'Mangosteen House' four streets away from my house has a mysterious intelligent ninja. It is said that they have the most graceful curves in the world. They are rare and highly intelligent ninjas. Their young master is X died happily, if you are interested, how about I help you find out the clues of the 'psychic scroll'?"

Speaking of this, the senior servant cast a disdainful glance at his companion, "Fight with me?" You deserve it too. My licking and hiding are unparalleled, incomparable!

Well……?

Bailang was startled when he heard that, wait, why do I have a subtle sense of déjà vu for what you just said?

Li Mu had also heard about the "mysterious and graceful psychic beast" in the village, but no one had ever found the corresponding psychic scroll. I heard that just recently, someone from the Kaguya clan encountered that ownerless wandering ninja, but it was a pity that they failed to stand the test and were squeezed dry.

He couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Yes, in this era of wars raging and human lives like grass. It is probably the romance of all men to be able to die because of sex!"

Bailang didn't want to express any opinion on this. After eating two roasted rabbits in a row, he replenished his strength. He moved the delirious captain, whose soul was heavily polluted, to one side.

Facing Bailang, the other party did not resist at all, but instead smiled and kept shouting 'crying chicken'.

Bailang smiled kindly back at him, the time to witness the miracle has come! Now he wants to show off his extraordinary medical skills and cure the captain's mental disability!

The immortal caressed my head, and awarded the [Title]!

Bailang stroked his head with his hands, and bestowed the title of [Everything Can Be Rich Pill], and then put 'Must Die' on the captain's head. Until this step, he is still a lunatic with zero San value, showing no sign of recovery.

He has never appointed a lunatic and fool to be a Fugui Pill. Every Fugui Wan can be called Zhong Lingyuxiu's first-born rebellious and smart, except this time he met a fool.

But destiny is always so wonderful. Among the several abilities of the [Must Die] inheritance menu, there is a long-term talent of "Wen Fugui Wisdom". Fugui Pills can be endowed with the life wisdom of "Wen Fugui".

It's a pity that since Wen Fugui, every Ren Fugui Wan has a strong personality, and the improvement after adding "wisdom" is not great, because every Ren Fugui Wan is a talent, and he speaks nicely, so there is no need for the wisdom of "Wen Fugui" .

On the contrary, the lower the IQ, the stronger the effect of lighting up this item. At this time, the captain is already stupid, and with the "wisdom of Wen Fugui", it is like covering the personality and rebirth.

"Great master of Outlander, your loyal and humble servant, Wen Fugui crawled back from hell to serve you faithfully!"

Bailang just lit up the first inheritance. The captain who was spitting farts was shocked suddenly, his eyes became clear again, and a tiger fell to the ground, kneeling in front of Bailang, and praised aloud.

"En!" Bailang nodded reservedly, "How many ninja memories do you keep?"

"Return to the great master, all!" Zhongren Wen Fugui replied, "This body is really amazing, I have finally grown taller!"

Bailang strikes while the iron is hot, and continues to light up [Small Target] and [Little Swan Walking Lonely for Thousands of Miles]

Wen Fugui is also a rebellious guy, so he must set up a "small goal" to paralyze him to cooperate with him temporarily. However, when he wanted to continue to light up [Fugui disco], he found that his physical aptitude was limited and he was rejected.

If you regard every Fugui Pill as a mobile phone. Then Fugui pills with different races, strengths, and potentials correspond to old-fashioned mobile phones, brick Nokias, and Android smartphones, and top-equipped kidney cutting machines.

And the growth equipment of 'Must Die' is like a hard disk full of installation programs. Fugui pills with different qualifications have different memory and hard disks, and the number of software (inherited talents) that can be installed is also different.

In the last round of missions, the early "Little Swan", which was originally small in size, was optimized to the second-generation upgraded version (Ghost Swan) after absorbing Tian Boguang's lifelong experience in martial arts. Just like the original "Tomb Raider" was only 21.3MB, but when it came to "Tomb Raider 8", the light file was 4.63GB.

After Fuguiwan lights up "Dark Will - Inheritance Talent", it still needs to run memory and hard disk space. Corresponding to the capacity of the soul and body. It just so happens that 'Little Swan and Wen Fugui's personalities' are all big files, coupled with the setting of 'small goals', the captain's qualifications are limited, and he has no chance with the 'King of Dance'.

In desperation, Bailang lights up a 'face changing' for him, exhausting the last potential of Fuguiwan in this life. I sigh in my heart, it is really too reluctant for mere chunin to become the 11th generation!

"It's a pity. Only Fuguiwan, which has the three magical skills of 'ghost swan, dance king disco, and face-changing', is the perfect body!"

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After the 'Captain' returned with his soul restored, the two subordinates were stunned.

Their knowledge is limited, otherwise they will definitely think that Bailang has mastered the 'Bie Tianshen', so that the originally indifferent and arrogant captain can become a licking dog who can lick better than 'Yamagata', surrounding Bailang.

I want to become a fairy, my mana is boundless!

The benefits of cultivating immortals late at night...