Dimensional Eroders

With the 'betrayed forehead' presented by Lucy, Bailang returned to the village where the mission was entrusted. Find Fuguimaru and another ninja, and then return to Wuyin Village to submit the task.

There was no more trouble along the way, and he returned to Wuyin Village smoothly and entered the Water Shadow Building. Although it was a little troublesome to kill a genin, both the deceased and Bailang were newbies on a mission for the first time, and there was a zhongnin among the rebels, so it didn't constitute a mistake and passed the review smoothly. It is expected that within three days, another cannon fodder will be added.

Coming out of the Water Shadow Building, Bailang completed the first C-level task in his life. Not only did he get paid, he also opened his faction store. The C-level task provided him with 100 points of contribution. If you complete the B-level task, you will get 300 points, and the A-level task will give you 700 points. In his store, the highest level of ninjutsu is currently only B-level.

As one of the five great ninja villages, Kirigakure released more than ten times more faction missions than Orochimaru, but 60% of them were low-end missions. There are both within the country of water, and there are also those aimed at countries in the ninja world.

After careful research, he found that a large part of Kirigakure's faction missions were contradictory or even seriously conflicting. Its nature is like cutting off your right hand with a knife in your left hand, or cutting off your left hand with an ax in your right hand.

The content revealed behind this is self-evident, Kirigakure has been split internally. One faction supports continuing to kneel and lick Konoha's father, maintain the old order, and serve as a dog for the overlord of the ninja world; Access to resources.

As he makes choices one after another, his position in Wuyin Village will become clearer. As the status improves, more permissions will be opened, and more content will be accessed. At the same time, the goods in the faction store will also be constantly refreshed.

Old school? Or reformists? He has no interest, he is only interested in digging through the corners of Wuyin Village!

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After separating from Fuguiwan, Bailang followed the telepathy to find Xiaofufu, and the latter went home and took out all his savings, intending to sacrifice to Bailang to show his loyalty.

Except for the ability and equipment that can be exchanged for paradise certification in the faction store, vulgar small money can also buy ninja tools and scrolls. The only difference is that it cannot be taken away.

He first found the snack bar on the main road of Wuyin Village, but he didn't see the busy little figure. After using telepathy, I found that Sharf was not here, but was active in a place at the end of the street.

Bailang walked over and found that it was a small garden for residents to relax, with many children's entertainment facilities, such as slides, seesaws, and a large rotating turntable where dogs can be tied to pee.

At this moment, Xiao Fufu is sitting on a swing and playing, accompanied by a girl with beautiful long brown hair, laughing cheerfully: "Go higher!"

I haven't seen her for a while, and Sarff, who is in free-range care, did not fall into autistic depression. Instead, she made new friends and lived a very comfortable life. It can also be seen from the side that after her spirituality has greatly increased, her IQ and EQ are both high, which is different from before. Completely different, like a seizure.

The little sister who played with her attracted Bailang's attention. She was about sixteen or seventeen years old and had an outstanding appearance. Being with Sharf is like a sister who is in middle school and then a younger sister who is in elementary school. She is not distracted by Sharf's appearance, but stubbornly resists.

The girl wears the Kirigakure forehead protection and is a ninja. And the temperament is unique, a bit like... Miss Captain (Zhuang Lanting), they all have a kind of "how can you gather people's hearts if you don't have breasts?" ’ It’s really convincing that his leadership temperament has developed so well at a young age.

While Bailang was secretly observing, Sharf yelled in surprise, and when the swing was flying to the highest point, she suddenly let go of her hand, flew out in the air, then drew a parabola and hit the ground, jumped up immediately, and opened her arms Cheering and rushing forward: "I want to kill you!"

Silly Fufu plunged into Bailang's arms, hanging on her chest like a koala, and then moved like a worm, breathing in the smell of Bailang with a look of enjoyment.

"You're Fufu's brother, right? Your sister is very cute, and I've been taking care of her these days." The girl stepped forward, looked up at the tall and straight white waves, and was surprised by the height difference between the two, probably not her own. .

"You are?" The more Bailang looked at each other, the more familiar they looked.

The girl replied: "Kigakure Chunin, Terumi Mei. Are you?"

Bailang was startled, put his right hand on the back of silly fufu's head and tapped it a few times, and replied calmly: "Baichuan is too rough, please bear with me."

"Nice to meet you (sister). I won't bother you when your brother and sister meet again. I'll see you another day, little Fufu." The girl looked confidently at the tall and burly 'junior' in front of her, and then waved to Xiao Fufu. wave.

Sharf waved her hands perfunctorily, then looked at Bailang eagerly: "Fatty!"

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Saying goodbye to the future Fifth Generation, Bailang picked up Sarff and walked to the residence, and asked how she hooked up with Terumi Mei? This is really 'don't be stupid for three days, treat each other with admiration'.

However, even if she is smart, language expression is still the biggest obstacle for Sharf. She tried to hold back for a long time, but couldn't say a complete sentence, so she decided to use her tail to communicate. The arrow turned into a plug and pierced into the back of Bailang's head, starting the exchange of information.

As scenes of memory clips played in his mind, Bai Lang knew that Terumi Mei had met Terumi Mei when he was attracted by the beautiful figure of Sarfu fried tempura on the second day after he left the village. .

Because of her high charisma, Xiao Fufu is always very popular with passers-by, and her daily over-the-counter meal + credit is nothing to worry about.

As long as her purchasing power does not exceed the upper limit of 100 soft sister coins, she can be found in almost all major stores, convenience stores, roadside stalls, and small restaurants. As long as she raises her head and reveals her big watery eyes, she can be forgiven by virtue of her charisma, bewitching people, and calmly accepted. Feed. When she was in Somogo, she even opened the gates of the subway station by swiping her face.

Of course, the stronger the cute object is, the higher the mental immunity is, and the 'charm' that Sharfe reveals invisibly will lose effect, and she doesn't have a real 'charm skill', so she depends on the paradise to eat. But on the contrary, there will be very few compatible targets, who will unconditionally lose immunity to her.

This kind of person Bailang only met one, and that was Counsel. The three kitten sisters also just like + being close to Sarfu, and think she is very cute. Only the cowardly girl is obsessed with her, and now she has to count the dog licking No. 2.

Judging from Sarff's memories, after Terumi Mei met her for the first time, she approached Fufu on time every day in her spare time. Take her to play in a small venue nearby, buy her various snacks, fish for goldfish together, and let Bailang feel a sense of danger. Could it be that she is a slut, so she never married in her life?

The two wanted to meet, there was no scheming or deliberate design, it was just a chance encounter. Then Terumi Mei fell in love at first sight, bowed to the charm of Sharf, unilaterally continued to kneel and lick, and became the second spare tire after the counselor.

After Xiao Fufu received the "spiritual blessing" in this round of missions, she also evolved into a careful mind and learned mental activities. She thought that she should not deliberately refuse to alienate this female ninja who approached her actively. On the one hand, she was afraid of arousing the other party's suspicion.

Sharf, who is a big eater, has no reason to refuse?

"You did a good job!" Bailang gave Sharf a thumbs up after receiving the information.

"Meow meow meow."

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Back at the residence, without outsiders, he put down his disguise and said to Sharf: "How did you complete the task entrusted to you this time?"

"It's done ヽ()!"

She stared at Bailang with wide eyes, with a smug and proud expression. Then, take out 4 vials of blood from the storage space and carefully label them. They were two copies of Ice Escape and two copies of corpse veins, which shocked Bailang! He didn't order blood to be collected at all.

Before he left the village, Shaerfu had already brought up a big case, which attracted the attention of Anbu Kirigakure, and specifically told Xiao Fufu not to do it again. Unexpectedly, after he left, Sha Erfu dared to commit crimes against the wind and succeeded.

You can't really become a genius, can you?

At this time, Xiao Fufu took out another diary, and pushed it in front of him with an expectant expression. Bai Lang flipped through and read, and it was crookedly written in pinyin + simplified characters, recording intelligence and information about the Xueji family and Xueji ninjas in Wuyin Village.

Who knows how she collected so much information, Bailang was already shocked by Sharfu's IQ. How could this be his silly Fufu, who was so smart and IQ off the charts!

Can't help blurting out: "Whose cub are you? Have you been taken away?"

"Huh? (ヘ?)ゞ" Sharf scratched her head with a confused look on her face. She couldn't understand this sentence, which meant that her IQ still had an upper limit and she couldn't break the chart.

Bailang tried his best to calm down, pointing to the cursive script of the diary and asking: "How did you do it? How did you collect so much information?"

Sharf was taken aback when she heard the words, raised her head even more proudly, put her hands on her hips, and replied with full momentum.

"\u003c(^｀)\u003eI don't know!"

Sighing, I'm still a bit silly... Even the spiritual endowment during a mission can't save you.

Seeing that Bailang did not respond for a long time, Sharfe became a little anxious and said loudly:

"Praise me! \u003c(^｀)\u003e"

"It's amazing! I like Xiao Fufu the most."

"Yeah!" The idiot squinted his eyes happily, sinking into endless satisfaction, his tail writhing wildly. Then she realized something, stepped on the low table and pressed Bailang to the ground, motioning him not to move. Then he rushed into the kitchen with the small bench in his arms, stood on it in front of the stove, and skillfully lit the fire.

Twenty minutes later, a plate of fragrant tempura was served in front of Bailang, and the silly fufu showed the kind expression of an old mother looking at the silly son who came home from college for the New Year: "Eat it!"

Bailang didn't care, he grabbed one and tasted it boldly. The prawns are wrapped in bread crumbs and fried until golden. The aroma is overflowing, and the taste is actually very good: "It's delicious, you should try it too."

In this way, the master and pet, you took a bite and the other took a bite, and they ate happily. It wasn't until the end of the meal that mixed poisons broke out without warning. One was highly poisoned and vomited blood, and the other died of poison.

As the inheritor of poisonous cooking, Sharf lived up to everyone's expectations and poisoned herself to death again. However, Bailang toxin has higher resistance and thicker blood bars. After several times of strengthening, the body breaks through the limit. At this moment, it is in a special state of "mineral and biological mixed poison".

He opened Selph's attribute version, and found that Xiao Fufu developed a semi-finished "Very Poison Recipe-Death Tempura" while he was away. . Physical poisoning also ignores one's own defense, 100% of the outbreak, and is directly overwhelmed by the poison at this moment.

After lying on the corpse for three minutes, Sharf, who had poisoned herself to death, sat up again with the help of the 'Sage's Stone'. His eyes were confused at first, but he soon came to his senses. During the days when Bailang was not at home, she had poisoned herself to death several times, and she was used to it.

Then, Xiaofufu noticed Bailang who was lying on the ground, and couldn't help but licked the corner of her mouth, her appetite whetted. The tail behind her was about to move, but she grabbed it and warned, "No!"

Although she repeatedly stopped her tail, she had already quietly worn the title of "Master Slayer" on the top of her head. As the master, Bailang can see clearly, has this guy become smarter? Or is it getting darker?

As expected of my [Undead] lifelong enemy [Masterslayer]!

"Come on, give it a good time!"

Then Bailang's eyes went dark, and he ushered in the first kill of this round of missions. Familiar tail, familiar taste, professional technique, death without a trace of pain.

Xiao Fufu exchanged a meal for a meal, and there is nothing wrong with an equal exchange. She has really grown up!