Dimensional Eroders

Chapter 558 God of Dance and Funny

Regarding Bailang's nonsense, no matter whether he believed it or not, Fuguiwan believed it anyway. In my heart, I was inspired to become an "apostle" to carry the power of evil spirits with a mortal body.

At 8:00 am the next day, the private hospital opened as scheduled. After a whole day of recuperation, Lang had to be forced to open for business. Similarly, this also means that he cannot participate in and lead the second round of spirit creation experiments.

At this point, the 6th day of the first ring mission has come. There was not much left before the deadline, but his ranking was still firmly stuck at No2, Bailang himself was surprised.

Is the attitude of creating a spirit in ten days too high? Or am I too strong? Or is the other opponent too weak? Or everyone is not interested in this main task, and they all gave up in advance?

Seeing today's first lucky patient being sent to the operating room, Bailang had no choice but to stop his wild thoughts. Pulling himself together, he gave Xiao Fufu a wink.

After not touching the scalpel all day, Sharf, who felt lost in her life, suddenly cheered up. She turned her head and showed a sweet smile, innocent and clean, and quickly closed the door with a clang, moved a small bench to stand tall, and couldn't wait to do the first good every day and use medicine to help others.

Bailang was on the other hand, with a cigarette butt in his mouth, he worked absent-mindedly. He took off the cap of the alcohol bottle, poured it on the wound, and flicked the cigarette end on it.

Bear! Bear!

A flame suddenly appeared out of nowhere, as if the chef was shaking the pot, and the flames flew to the ceiling. The patient's wound is not only perfectly disinfected + hemostasis, but also completes the skin preparation by the way, which serves multiple purposes.

Although the father and daughter raised their knives, they had no time to distract him. But the second 'spirit creation experiment' didn't stop there, instead it started and lasted for 3 hours.

Last night, after Fuguiwan was bewitched by Bailang, the 13th generation had the idea of ​​abandoning Pocky and flying solo. Being a 'spirit' priest is certainly promising, but it is nothing compared to being an 'apostle' and controlling an offering by himself.

Later, during the period from 0:00 to 3:00 in the morning, Bailang called the furry rabbits (about 30) that were free-range in the sewer of District 9. Under the command and support of the Ninja Cowboys, they will be secretly developed into more The non-existent 'common believers' offline were kidnapped in batches and transported to the basement.

Before 5 o'clock in the morning, I finally gathered the believer base of "60 civilians + more than 60 plush rabbits". Compared with the first experiment, the number of people was larger and more confident.

Starting at 5 o'clock, the second round of spirit creation experiments officially started. Fuguiwan, the "protagonist", presided over the ceremony in place of Bailang, and left behind two cowardly Niulang Ninjutsu, who acted as monitors.

One of the ninja swords controls the 'carp network'. Just like the creation of "Xin Jidu" last time, efficiently harvest beliefs and negative emotions, and inject nutrients into the "offering" [Fu Gui Wan must die].

The other Cowherd Rabbit monitors and records the changes of Fugui Pills and collects experimental data. Once there is an accident in the ceremony, intervene in time, and kill Fugui if necessary to minimize the loss.

Bailang chose to start the ceremony at 5 o'clock before dawn, because the whole process must last 24 hours without interruption. During this period, during the daytime on the sixth day, he must go to work on time to fulfill his obligation to treat patients.

It has been less than ten days since he joined the 'Three Holy Alliance'. Although he has been trying his best to show his sincerity and win the trust of the other party, and he has done well, he has not been recognized and trusted. He is still in the 'probationary period', but he has relaxed his vigilance a little.

If he frequently asks for leave or disappears, his strange behavior will inevitably attract attention and lead to a series of bad consequences. That's why he changed to Fuguiwan to host, and stuck the key time point of the start and end at 5:00 in the morning.

In this way, not only can the time be staggered calmly, but also a lot of energy can be put into finishing the most critical time from 4:00 am to 5:00 am on the seventh day, and to verify some ideas in the mind without being noticed by the organization.

At this moment, on the second basement floor of the private hospital, Fugui Wan, who has a successful experience in creating spirits (pocky), is not only serving as the priest presiding over the ceremony, but also acting as an offering that is worshiped and enshrined by everyone.

Because he refused to take [Must Die] off his hand from beginning to end. Since wearing this treasure, he has vowed never to be separated, that people and rings are one body, and that they will live and die together.

At this moment, [Must Die], as an offering, is surrounded by a lot of negative emotions. And Bailang, who was standing in the operating room on the second floor directly above his head, was also covered by the 'Zerg Network' WiFi signal provided by King Carp, and was distracted behind the scenes.

It was also because of this that Bailang's operation today was particularly perfunctory, lacking energy and energy at all!

From time to time, he was absent-minded and in a daze, and the whole process was absent-minded. He cut off healthy blood vessels without paying attention, slapped himself, or stabbed a few times on intact and normal organs. Let the patients who have been out of danger fall into a greater artificial life crisis again.

But Xiao Fufu didn't think so, instead she had a feeling of playing and interacting with her father every day. It was the joy and joy of playing challenging mini-games together, and the intimacy between the main pets continued to increase.

A qualified father will always take his daughters to play some healthy parent-child games. For example, encourage children to learn to ride bicycles and pulleys amid repeated failures and falls. Or teach your daughter how to use semi-automatic weapons correctly, like the big daddy, shoot at the ultra-killing female AK, help children overcome the fear of guns, build self-confidence through body armor, and apply what they have learned in practice.

At this time, the white waves in Xiao Fufu's eyes are full of fatherly care and encouragement. In her favorite 'Medical Mini-Game', constantly create unexpected difficulties to enhance the surgical challenge level. This is not only a kind of tempering and training, but also a game full of fun, just like the difficulty of playing Hell for the second week with her father, no, it is more fun and enjoyable than that!

Therefore, Xiao Fufu, who felt the 'love' and 'fun' from the operation, was aroused with dual motivations in her heart, constantly fighting wits and courage with her father on a desperate patient. Solve one medical miracle problem after another, repeatedly rubbing innocent patients on the borderline leading to hell.

At this time, Bailang even used the ultimate meaning of [Blood Therapy] "Continuation of Life". He installed an umbilical cord on the patient's navel, connected it to the navel of a "pink furry rabbit", and shared the blood bag and vitality.

Fortunately, this lucky patient has been eating pocky all the time. Under Bailang's kind persuasion, he tried his best to forget all the tragedies of hell that were happening to him at this moment, so that his spirit did not collapse.

The silly fufu enjoys his father's love, and keeps rubbing against Bailang with small arrows. During the pleasant "father's love challenge", Bailang turns his dead fish eyes again and falls into confusion.

He never expected that the treasured treasure [Must Die] would be so suitable as an offering? !

Abandoning [Physics Devil Witch Doctor] and replacing it with [In and Out of Truth] Bailang, accidentally discovered the core that must die, the "Fugui Pill Collective Unconsciousness" is simply the most primitive and perfect "evil spirit" substrate.

This treasure is simply a natural 'offer' embryo!

The "Fugui Pill Collective Unconsciousness" is not an "evil spirit", but it is more suitable for the rules of the Garden of Eden than the "Evil Energy Totem". When the 'Zerg Network' injected the nutrients collected from the believers into 'Must Die', the whole spirit-creation ceremony can be said to be a matter of course, silky smooth without any difficulty.

A real evil spirit uses offerings as a carrier to condense a strange story, strip a certain 'concept' from it, and sublimate it into a conscious spirit.

Today, after encountering "must die" in this ritual, it is no longer creating spirits out of thin air, but "Fuguiwan Collective Unconsciousness" swallows and absorbs a strange story, strips out that "concept", and uses it to perfect and strengthen the "collective unconsciousness" , to complete the sublimation of itself.

To put it simply: the long-existing "Fuguiwan collective unconsciousness" decided to become a god!

Regarding the "evil spirit concept" this time, according to the inheritance menu of the treasure, Bailang finally screened and locked three priesthoods, namely [dancing, acrobatics, and pranks].

Among them, [Dancing] need not be discussed, Fuguiwan’s core skill is housekeeping skills; and [Acrobatics] is actually a supplement and description of Fuguiwan’s skills; the final [Prank] is another ultimate definition of Fuguiwan’s own existence. .

Based on these three priesthoods, the evil spirit finally created was named by Bailang: [God of Dance and Funny]

Sound like rubbish? But these three priesthoods can amplify the power of the [Inheritance Menu] by more than ten times, and there is no more suitable 'clergymanship' for Fuguiwan than this!

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