Dimensional Eroders

Chapter 619 Do a good deed every day, autistic woman

A burst of space fluctuations spread, and there was a violent noise in the narrow space, followed by a painful murmur, and soon returned to calm.

A few more minutes passed, and the black mist rose and rolled in the narrow space. After the recasting, Bailang opened his eyes, the tattered clothes were still soaked with his own blood.

He kicked open the blocking door of the strange toilet, and walked out with a strong smell of blood. He took a big gulp of air, and then showed a puzzled look.

"Huh...? Strange."

He looked around and found that the 'amusement park' opened the exit in a bathroom. However, the layout here is weird, and I didn't see the familiar urinal.

Just when he was wondering, the sharp high-heeled shoes came from far to near, and a blond OL clutched his lower abdomen, with an anxious expression, and trotted in.

The next second, she froze, her eyes widening in horror. He saw an extremely burly and powerful two-meter-tall perverted serial killer whose body was dripping blood to the ground, exuding an abnormally evil and terrifying aura.

He was looking at her coldly, and then, the demon showed a sinister smile full of malice and threat after randomly selecting a lucky victim.

Before he even had time to scream, the blond-haired OL couldn't bear Lang's inadvertent 'will test', rolled his eyes white in extreme panic, passed out, and fell backwards.

"Well……"

I was just about to smile politely and ask the benefactor, ‘Dare to ask where this place is? ’ Bai Lang’s expression was slightly stagnant, and he was awkward in place, with a word of ‘goodwill’ stuck in his throat. Then he sniffed his nose and found a mass of water stains spreading under the other party.

The woman was pretty, young, and in good shape, reminding Lang of Megan, the little secretary arranged for him by the late big boss [Anubis]. But the other side looked haggard and tired, Bailang couldn't help but click out:

"From a professional medical point of view, girl, you have been a little angry recently! Based on my rich clinical experience in dissecting male perverted demons for many years, I can confirm that you are an 'ischemic endocrine hormone disorder' caused by staying up late for a long time and excessive stress. You need blood therapy."

As the fashion was refreshed again, the brand-new Bailang turned off [The Charm of the Wicked] and returned to "sunny, cheerful, and handsome" (self-confessed). He did not leave irresponsibly, but for the sake of the other party's appearance and the amount of milk, he dragged the girl who had subconsciously drained the water to a clean bathroom.

Then he took out a wrench and a screwdriver from his jacket pocket...and put them on the ground one by one, while he rode on the belly of the young blond soft girl, and methodically took out a pair of rubber gloves, put them on slowly, stretched and loosened the rubber edges,' slap' on the wrist.

Then……

With his back to the monitor installed on the wall, he raised the adjustable wrench high and lowered it heavily, waving it several times in a row, helping the other party to fall into deep anesthesia, relaxing the pressure + killing the chicken + bone setting, soothing the tense nerves, and giving her A good dream. The brows that were originally furrowed began to relax and looked better.

Putting down the wrench, he took out a sharp screwdriver again, raised his head to compare with the light, the cold light flickered, and then quickly pierced into several vital points of the opponent with lightning speed, and the blood shot out suddenly, 'bloodletting + detoxification + beautification' In one go, it demonstrates the 'bloodletting thaumaturgy' that ordinary people cannot understand.

After completing this step, he prepared another 'Blood Essence' on the spot, inserted it into the girl's flamboyant pectoralis major, pierced through layers of fat into the heart, and replenished her vitality. After pinching, the elasticity is good, 100% original factory configuration.

In the end, Bailang unbuttoned his shirt, took out a big and thick nail gun from his arms, and rode on the girl, bang bang bang! Continuously pull the trigger, some acupuncture recuperation. Use the mysterious medicine from the East to regulate the endocrine balance.

After some "blood therapy and health care", Bai Lang, who has done a good job every day, got up satisfied, came to the pool, smiled and used his blood-stained fingers to draw the blood-colored thread logo symbolizing "Jidu-Blood Snail" on the glass. Represents the crest of the 'Church of Healing'.

He took off the rubber gloves and threw them into the trash basket, and tidied up the somewhat messy clothes in front of the mirror. Only then did he step out of the women's bathroom gracefully, leaving like the wind, hiding his achievements and fame. Only the scene and female sacrifices like the mysterious ritual of the cult are left.

Soon, after Lang left the office building, the monitoring room realized something was wrong.

I saw a woman lying in a pool of blood in the bathroom. Because the monitoring screen has no color and poor resolution, it is difficult to see the rosy and peaceful face of the 'victim', so they press the alarm button indiscriminately.

"The Healing Church saves lives and heals the wounded, and the unity of knowledge and action starts from a little bit. I, Bailang, apply what I have learned, and do good deeds every day without asking for rewards. This kind deed of benefiting the society will sooner or later be able to establish the name of 'Divinity' and spread the Gospel of Faith to the world. Heaven and Ten Thousand Realms! Nice!"

Taking a taxi back to the Witch's Bar, Bailang ran into Biris who had returned early, looked happy, and was humming a ditty while mixing drinks for herself.

When the other party saw him, their eyes lit up, and they waved their arms to beckon to him. Then he quickly mixed a glass of wine for him, and said, "Did you succeed there? This drink is for you."

Bailang nodded and asked, "What about you?"

"Of course, thank you this time, I got half of the real body of the evil spirit again. The two offerings of this lower spirit have fallen into our hands, and there is no chance of turning the tables. We must hurry up and swallow its 'demon realm' too That's right." The witch said enthusiastically.

On the contrary, Bailang didn't feel much about it, he just nodded and dealt with it.

Originally, the contractor could gain huge benefits from hunting a low-level evil spirit, which was very worth looking forward to. But Bailang's current energy is all focused on how to get together the five exclusive evil spirits, so that the five ability bars can be qualitatively transformed.

Correspondingly, carve up the inheritance of an 'evil spirit' is not so fragrant, he has greater ambitions worthy of hard work and struggle. I don't know if Xiao Fufu came back with the "offering" of the red warrior?

The witch saw that his thoughts were wandering and he was not concentrating, so she didn't say anything more, but instead asked: "You seem to be very interested in the 'offering' of the evil spirit? Do you want that knife?"

Thinking of another 'offer' from the Red Warrior, Bailang was going to shake his head. He chose [Red Samurai] as his prey because he took a fancy to the other party's [Killing] priesthood.

The "offer-mask" is the origin of the birth of the red samurai. As for the "samurai sword", it is just obtained by beheading other evil spirits after matching its rules.

[Qi and Blood] has a more suitable [Mask] to customize the exclusive evil spirit, and [Samurai Sword] is useless. But after thinking about it, why not pick it up for nothing?

So he nodded and agreed: "I want it, what do you want?"

"I didn't ask for it. Thanks to you this time, I found a high-quality cauldron for my 'evil spirit'. Of course, it's free."

"Then I won't be polite."

After toasting to drink, Bailang bid farewell to the witch and went back to his residence without seeing Sharf.

The little guy hasn't returned yet, but the profession of [Lord of Secret Treasures] senses the traces of the two treasures, which are far away from each other, which makes Lang confused.

"What is the idiot doing?"

Around evening, there was a knock on the door.

[Devil God Pillar] appeared outside the door, but [Must Die] was still far away. Could it be that Fuguimaru defected? No, the 14th generation was obviously beaten to death on the spot. Could it be that a new 14th generation was born and defected? It really is an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf.

Bailang opened the door and saw the little Fu who was struggling to drag the 2.5-ton cross. He dropped the totem with a look of grievance, 'Bang Dong! ’ There was a violent vibration in the hallway. Then he flew in and hugged his leg, humming sadly.

"Don't cry, don't cry, what's wrong? Did the red warrior escape?"

Bai Lang asked in disbelief, it's really unimaginable that the evil spirit who was beaten into hemiplegia by him can escape from the silly Erfu, and even make the little guy so angry?

Sharf sniffed her snot, and Lihua shook her head rainingly: "No!" As she spoke, she also took out a slightly cracked 'Sura Mask' from the storage space and handed it to him, which was the red warrior's offering.

Bailang was even more puzzled: "Then why are you crying? Who bullied you? Dad will avenge you!"

"Evil spirit!"

Self said, 'Wow! ’ cried out. Pointing at his white and tender face, he said aggrievedly, "It hit me!"

Bailang picked up the little cutie, touched and rubbed it back and forth, the little face was smooth and tender, he couldn't help taking a sip, and asked in confusion, "Can't you tell?"

Hearing this, Silly Fufu burst into grief, and with a 'wow', she hugged Bailang and cried even worse. Sha Fu felt wronged, not because she didn't want to say it, but because she couldn't say it. When I thought that I couldn't speak out, and I could only hold it in my stomach full of grievances, I cried even more sadly.

She is an artificial human template, and the core of her soul is the "Sage's Stone", so she has the invincible ability to heal and regenerate.

Not to mention being beaten, even if you poison yourself to death by eating indiscriminately, you can still get up and continue eating as if nothing happened. After all, the poison I chose is highly poisonous, even if I foam at the mouth, I have to kneel down and insist on eating it.

Because of this excellent self-healing ability, even though he was beaten, he couldn't keep any evidence. Seeing Bailang's puzzled eyes, she instantly felt bitter and wronged. It wasn't the pain of being beaten outside, but Bailang's incomprehension, as if he had lied.

Fufu felt bitter and couldn't tell!

"Wow!"

The more she thought about it, the more sad she became, and she cried even harder. If the pain of being beaten is only 0.1, then her grief at the moment is as big as 100!

She hugged Bailang tightly, smeared the snot evenly, and cried, "I'm not lying!"...

In the end, the silly Fufu whose IQ was above the line inserted her tail into the back of Bailang's head, and finally explained the cause and effect.

After Er Fu successfully subdued the "Red Warrior" by using the "Devil God Pillar", she didn't go home obediently. Instead, she set her sights on the wandering spirit who had secretly picked up "Must Die".

Selph, who has widened her wits and improved her IQ, had an idea to prove to Bailang that she is already a mature silly second wife who can learn to earn money to support her family by herself. A "battle woman" who can take the initiative to hunt down evil spirits and solve problems for her father on her own!

Good idea.

So she took the five semi-disabled Four Heavenly Kings, and under the double protection of the [Unnamed God] and the [Inspiration King], she followed the evil spirit all the way, trying to blackmail it.

But the reality is cruel.

In the end, an accident happened. Although the wandering spirit was not strong, it formed an alliance with other wandering spirits and jointly besieged Selph who broke into the opponent's territory. Faced with the attack of several wandering spirits and the siege of a large number of believers. Silly Fufu finally realized that none of her abilities could beat her.

Either 'medical treatment' or 'seasoning', or 'squatting down with your head in your arms'... The only Four Heavenly Kings with any fighting power, collectively blinded their right eye in the amusement park and lacked attack power. Although the left eye is well preserved, it can only be beaten continuously, and then the other gods will be resurrected and continue to be besieged.

As for [Inspiration-Wang Dagon], its vocations [Seafood, Deep Sea, Evolution] all focus on 'deep diver's life transformation', without Bailang releasing the rabbit as a front, 'Wang Dagon' has nothing to do but can only mourn: There is a kind of battle in the sea!

In the end, the evolution of the 'Battle Fu' failed, and after being beaten, it degenerated into a 'Holding Fu'. Relying on the invincible 'squatting defense' to frighten the enemy, the little arrow became even more furious, drawing the power of the [Nameless God], and poking a bunch of holes in those wandering spirits.

Silly fufu finally cried and waved the cross in circles before forcing the enemy back, and retreated completely under the protection of the two evil spirits.

On the way home, her minor injuries healed quickly, but her psychological injuries became more and more serious as she recalled them. His self-confidence was hit hard, and he degenerated into an 'autistic woman'.

"Hey, don't cry. You were not born as a 'battle familiar'. Your strengths are support! Medical treatment, cooking, music, and picking up corpses are your strengths. Don't get entangled in fighting. Be a lady! Be elegant Come on, eat a piece of meat."

Silly Fufu herself was not harmed, but the experience of being beaten instead of a sneak attack dealt a ton of damage to her self-confidence, and she was particularly wronged.

After being comforted by Bailang, she quickly cheered up and munched a piece of Tomahawk steak contentedly. Wiping away tears, he choked and said, "Revenge!"

"Okay! Mere wandering spirits, kill them all!"

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