Dimensional Eroders

In the evening, very few guests left one after another, and the Kitty Man Coffee House also put up the closing sign in advance and no longer accepts guests.

Not long after, Sanmei Chai rode a child-enhanced bicycle to pick up Little Jasmine, who had finished the music training class in the afternoon, and brought her home.

I saw the two uncles, Bailang and Fufu, paralyzed on the sofa, receiving food and massage care from the eldest sister and the second sister. The two kittens who just arrived home are also very happy.

Soon, Chai and Mo Li's attention was attracted by the 'new business' that the second sister said.

Regarding the transformation of the ancestral coffee shop into a seafood restaurant, the two kittens looked confused and were amazed again and again.

Bai Lang saw that their discussion was very heated, and the time was about to go to dinner, so he made a decision, choosing a date is worse than hitting the sun, and tonight will launch the "Laliya Seafood Big Set Menu" while the heat is hot, let the three sisters try it out, and take a look at this plan Is it worth pursuing?

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Bailang picked up Fufu, who was gradually getting out of the psychological shadow, and led the three sisters and the younger brother who was forced to sell women's clothing to the back kitchen.

Then, he started the [Rabbit Trainer] profession and summoned a rabbit with the characteristics of four different deep-sea ingredients, intending to show off his cultivation achievements in the paradise.

Wealth and honor do not pretend to be B, such as walking at night in brocade clothes.

Dang Lang channeled a small, cute, highly camouflaged pink furry bunny. The eyes of the four kittens turned into a heart shape at the same time, and they were all cute to the fist-sized bunnies, and made a 'meow' sound of admiration.

"Meow!" ×4

Then, Molly, who had the weakest personality and overflowing with love, couldn't help but ask weakly, "Tutu is so cute, why do you want to eat it?"

"Why?"

Bailang tilted his head to look at him, and said to himself a monster! Little Jasmine in women's attire has red lips and white teeth, her big eyes are shining like stars, she is so cute and pitiful, she is no less cute than Xiao Fufu.

Snapped!

Bailang didn't answer directly, but just smiled calmly and snapped his fingers.

After receiving the instructions from the owner, the pink hair ball raised its head to look in the direction of the kitten, stood up and bowed, and licked its three-petal mouth, which was very pleasing.

But immediately after, with a tearing sound, it immediately released its camouflage, and the soft pink fluffy skin was broken.

Swell! swollen! Keep expanding!

Under the light from the top of the kitchen, a small shadow on the table that was originally cast on the ground is expanding and growing at a speed visible to the naked eye, making strange noises, but the room is surprisingly quiet, and there is no sound of breathing.

Not only that, but the twisted shadows of black tentacles also squirmed and expanded on the ground; the projections of insect limbs pierced out from the inside of the body, stretched their teeth and claws on the ground, and swayed back and forth. A monster, taking shape.

Before the three kitten sisters could completely get rid of the spiritual charm of the 'cute appearance', their cat's eyes widened, their pupils constricted, their ears stood up, and their tails straightened, as if struck by lightning!

It is a hundred thousand times more terrifying than when you suddenly turn around and see a cucumber behind your back! His face was livid with fright, his heart was tightly clenched by invisible big hands, and he let out the scream of a little yellow duck taking a bath.

After a roller-coaster ride of ups and downs, their cats are down. Little Jasmine clenched her pink lips even more, and shivered back, then was blocked by the wall, her hands and feet were weak, and her ears drooped close to the top of her head.

I can't say 'bunny is so cute' anymore.

The psychic beast 'Pink Fur Rabbit' responded to its master's instructions, tearing off its camouflage apart from anything else, and swelled into a deep-sea monster not much shorter than a kitten man, but barely able to see the characteristics of a 'rabbit'.

The smell of sea water wafts through the kitchen. The scared three sisters turned pale and retreated again and again.

However, although this indescribable thing looks ugly, evil, and terrifying, since its soul converted to the "Rabbit King (Pillow) Bodhisattva (daily form, non-combat form)" with a kind face, white and soft hair, and a fat belly, The temperament of the whole 'Deep Sea Magic Rabbit' changed drastically.

It is ugly and frightening, with a mouth full of fangs, a chin covered with sucker tentacles, a muscular body, hard scales all over its arms, a solid carapace on its chest and back, and three pairs of sharp and thick lobster arthropods on its lower body. The murder weapon in the world exudes a bewildering compassion, serenity, and calmness.

There was no trace of 'killing intent' in those blood pupils, but the tranquility and clarity after subduing the demons. It has already broken through life and death, full of Zen.

The "Rabbit King Bodhisattva" is so powerful, accumulating the killing intentions of the demons in the daily life, and only "initiating the killing intent and manifesting the demons in the mind" in the battle.

"Fear not, it's ugly, but delicious!"

Bailang looked at the real body of Seafood Tutu, narrowed his eyes cheerfully, and smiled like Huanong Brothers.

This thoroughly enlightened rabbit understood the owner's eyes, and realized it without saying a word.

It folds the crab claws in front of its arms, folds the super lobster legs under its body, sits cross-legged, and recites the Buddha's name: "Namo Bodhisattva, the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Rabbit King Subduing Demons."

Then the upper body bowed to the female benefactors to salute, apologizing for the shock caused when they "revealed their original shape" just now. Immediately, he closed his eyes, and the chakra of the curse in his body went straight to the heart vein, and he was shocked with force, and he died on the spot.

An invisible force that can heal the scars of the human mind spreads, bringing the catman in a state of panic back to calm.

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Bailang still remembers that he went up and down... In his previous life, when he was still in elementary school in his hometown on Earth, he once watched an animation "Zhonghua Yiyi". Among them, after slaughtering an animal, Ren, the Seven Star Sword, will immediately use the talisman to save the body, dissolve the resentment, unwillingness, and hatred in the food, wash away the sins, and let the "meat quality" continue on the basis of being fresh and delicious at the physical level. Raise the level of a level of metaphysics.

But compared with Bailang's current 'Deep Diver Devil Rabbit', he is still far behind!

These deep-sea devil rabbits who have converted to the "Great Mercy and Great Compassion Rabbit King Bodhisattva" do not need the "external force" of fake compassion to force their salvation.

Inside the 'Evil Spirit Network', they have already read the Buddhist classics that Bailang snatched from the 'Gu Wu Jianghu World', and were infected by the priesthood of the Rabbit King Bodhisattva [Zhana], and they were enlightened at the spiritual level, and achieved great enlightenment.

With just one look from Bailang, he passed away on his own initiative. The meat quality of the whole body is perfectly purified without any resentment, and even the hard-working "Xianju Chakra" is perfectly scattered into every cell, stimulating the taste of the meat to the extreme!

This move is exactly in line with Shimen's allusion of "feeding the Buddha with his body"!

How kind! Good!

"Look, look! What is a professional? What is "Self-Cultivation of a High-quality Ingredients"? Fufu, you have to teach your Four Heavenly Kings well, they have a long way to go."

Bai Lang, who is "eating a devil every day", is dissatisfied with the ingredients of the older generation after seeing the professionalism of the rabbits who "feed the Buddha with their bodies". How can you keep up with the footsteps of the big troops? The rabbits have learned to transcend themselves, and the fallen demon is still...

Xiao Fufu, who also half-stepped into the cooking world, also nodded in agreement. It's time to strengthen the intensive education of the Four Heavenly Kings' self-harvesting awareness.

At this time, Bailang picked up a large bone-chopping knife from the knife holder, handed it to the three sisters, and said with encouraging eyes: "Here, here is the knife for you, and cut it. Our family's future industry depends on you." Already!"

Seeing such terrifying and indescribable biochemical monsters, even if the other party voluntarily passed away, use the power of the mind to soothe their panic. The kittens still looked fearful, shaking their heads one after another, looking pitifully at Bailang with big eyes, not daring to step forward.

But the restaurant depends on them to support and take care of it after all, so Bailang didn't compromise and still looked at each other.

In the end, the eldest sister Zisu stood up tremblingly, grasping the big bone-chopping knife nervously with her small hands, and raised it high with difficulty, and then slashed vigorously with a jiao zha sound.

boom!

The knife was bounced off, leaving a faint trace on the rabbit's scales, which could not be broken for a long time.

Zisu's fighting spirit was aroused, and he slashed vigorously for several rounds, but he couldn't break through its natural 'fish bone veins', which made Bailang very disappointed.

It would be very difficult to expect this group of underachievers to rely on 'La Laiye Seafood Ingredients' to revitalize their family's glory!

He wanted to change the "coffee house" to "Baiyulou", on the one hand, there is an emotional factor of "respecting the life experience and commemorating the previous life". On the other hand, it is also to find a new career for the cat people, so that they can earn money to support their families on their own, without psychological burden.

Of course he can easily take care of the whole family of kittens, but that would hurt their self-esteem. From an equal partnership to a master-servant or superior-subordinate. Bailang likes the feeling of being friends with them, and doesn't want this relationship to change in quality.

Therefore, he will only provide 'superior ingredients' unilaterally and let the cats cook. Everyone contributes to each other, and no one will feel indebted, so that it can last for a long time.

But now it seems that it is impossible. They are so weak that they can't even beat the dead Tutu. What's more, his own rabbit will continue to grow stronger as he grows.

If he contracts all the 'cooking work' of such a large restaurant, then the restaurant will not open! I, Bailang, came here to be the boss and enjoy it, not to be the chef or the waiter.

Bailang shook his head helplessly, and scratched Sarff's small horns.

The silly fufu didn't take the kitchen knife, the small arrow behind him danced with lightning, and the strongest spear exploded, leaving behind afterimages. In the blink of an eye, with excellent full-level surgical skills, the seafood rabbits were amputated into different parts such as crab claws, octopus legs, clam meat, lobster legs, and spineless fish meat.

At this time, Bailang also took out the shells to make bowls, sprinkled with minced garlic and vermicelli, seasoned with sauce and steamed... Other parts were also pierced, grilled with cumin, or stir-fried...

Soon, seafood dishes came out one after another.

And he rubbed out a 'Salted Fish King' with his bare hands, and cooked an orthodox Ke family dish 'Laliyah Deep Sea Secret Realm Soup'. There is nothing to say about the aroma.

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After the three sisters saw the picture of Bailang uncovering, they became dizzy for a while and were about to pass out on the spot.

After all, they are ordinary people who have not received any professional training and reinforcement. The mental power is only around 4, and he can't bear the mental appraisal of this pot of 'food stew' at all. The dark purple soup alone made them dizzy and want to scream.

Bailang doesn't want all his hard work to go to waste, and he doesn't want a warm family dinner to end without a problem. So with a snap of the fingers, the 'Healing God System' came!

The thorn girl got out from the [Devil God Pillar], looked curiously at the dispirited kittens, waved her small hands wrapped in black mummy bandages, performed "spiritual purification" on the four kittens, and collectively put on a "thorn head" Ring (Mental Defense)'.

At the same time, Our Lady of Mercy also injected vitality into them, adjusted their bodies, stimulated their stomach functions, and stimulated their appetites.

[King of Inspiration] appeared in person, injecting the power of evil spirits into the 'dead ingredients' that betrayed him and threw himself into the arms of [Rabbit King Bodhisattva]. It was an extremely thin, diluted and purified 'Deep Sea Spiritual Pollution', which Bailang prefers to call 'Deep Sea Call'.

Lang doesn't know how to cook with light, nor does he know how to prescribe medicine from the spirit of the halberd, but he understands it by analogy. Through the spiritual pollution of "evil spirits", a little bit of seeds are planted in food, so that mortals will fall into madness after tasting it.

Most of the luxury and enjoyment shops opened by various evil spirits in Eden are based on this principle. As long as the 'priesthood' is right, you can start the degenerate mode of indulgence, for example, there should not be too many pink hair salons that use up all the ammunition in your life overnight.

Of course, he will not harm the kittens he raises. He just intercepts this "soul pollution" indulgence concept, continuously dilutes the intensity to an acceptable level, and then removes the pollution, keeping only the spiritual joy and enjoyment, injecting it into the ingredients , into the serious 'Kejia Cuisine - The Call of the Deep Sea'.

Only the ingredients of the family members of the "King of Inspiration" can receive the blessings of the rules and powers of the two priesthoods of [deep sea and seafood].

At the dinner table, the three kitten sisters really forgot the horrible scene in the kitchen, they ate like crazy, and meowed happily. I feel like my lower body has become a mermaid, swimming in the deep sea, admiring the colorful and magnificent pictures; it also seems to be wrapped and entwined by warm tentacles, recalling the taste of my mother.

Bailang looked at the four kitten people, who felt like they had eaten catnip, and after a comfortable 'meow', he was suddenly taken aback.

"Yes! Why should I force them to do jobs that they are not good at? They obviously don't have that power, even if they store enough bunnies in the freezer. After they enter the paradise again, how can they rely on their own strength? Maybe handle the ingredients?"

Lang realized that his deep-sea feast was extremely successful and delicious. The first achievement is indeed inseparable from the delicious and touching meat of the rabbit.

Under the career template of [Beast Tamer], bunnies can evolve and degenerate freely. In addition to constant trial and error to piece together the most suitable form for fighting, they have never forgotten their original intentions to dig deep into their own meat potential and match the most delicious 'gene sequence'.

But in addition to the pursuit of delicious ingredients, another winning factor of this meal is the "evil spirit"!

"That's right, I added a small amount of spiritual pollution to the food to sublimate the mood, and I can even use a stronger 'dream'!"

Kitten people are not good at handling ingredients violently, so why can't they use 'spiritual pollution' to win?

The door to the new world was suddenly opened.

The growth and strengthening of the "healing god system" requires the accumulation of power through preaching and expanding the number of believers. Evil spirits are different from other systems. It is almost impossible to make progress by self-cultivation, and they rely on external forces.

Now he is based in Somogo, has (occupied) the family business, has a family (Fufu), has a pet (kitten person), and he has officially integrated into this world, and he is a family with a house and a cat, It's time to plan for the future.

So, let's start preaching!

Let the trustworthy cat people join the group first, become the first believers + senior members of the healing pantheon, and then expand outward. Infect and manufacture "evil spirit coffee" through the "spiritual pollution" of evil spirits, and then spread beliefs through coffee shops.

etc!

Bailang was taken aback, this way of preaching sounds familiar, doesn't it?

Isn’t this a common template for the expansion of underground churches in the style of small family workshops? The kind that costs 500 yuan once to report! Forget it, don't think about it, there are a lot of Somogo gods and evil gods, no one cares.

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After the full meal, the kittens with very weak mental resistance, under the protection of the "thorn lady", are deeply immersed in the wonderful deep-sea world of spiritual pollution, swimming endlessly on the bikini beach...

When they came back to their senses again, it was already half past nine in the evening.

At this time, the topic returned from the opening of the "high-end seafood restaurant" to the agenda of "continuing to open the evil spirit cafe". Bailang has mastered the core technology "healing the gods", why not rely on evil spirits to bring goods and buy coffee and brainwash believers?

"So, we continue to sell coffee?" Little Jasmine asked puzzled, "Tutu is so delicious, why do we want to sell coffee again?"

"Spirit coffee!" Second sister Licorice patted the table emphatically.

"However, the gods only use the most common instant coffee, isn't it blasphemy? We should use the more cherished gourmet coffee to bring out the style of the gods." The eldest sister was slightly worried.

The gods in her mind are very noble and unattainable. It's completely different from the little trash who hangs on Bailang's body every day and is willing to be a plug-in.

"That's right..." Licorice nodded in agreement.

Everyone fell into a brief silence. As the most educated college student, the third sister Chai suddenly asked, "Brother Bai, can you buy precious extraordinary coffee saplings from Paradise?"

Bailang was puzzled: "Huh?"

"We are no longer the cat people at the bottom of the society in the past. We need to change our mentality and vision. With the help of Mr. Bai, why not be bold and contract a own 'coffee plantation' outside the shelter, specializing in the production of unique where's the coffee?"

Chai's words opened up the minds of everyone, and Bailang thought it was very good. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and said loudly: "Kittenman nutritional milk powder!"

He excitedly said: "Where does the kitten milk powder come from? Can we get the formula? We can open an evil spirit, cough, god milk tea shop."

"Drink well!" Silly fufu clapped his hands in agreement.

The other kittens also nodded in agreement.

Kittenman children's educational nutritional milk powder is good for everyone who has drank it!

Milk powder missionary! Suck cats to preach!

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Late at night, the living room was brightly lit. One person, four cats, and one silly woman gathered together, and at the same time, four evil spirits also appeared, and a lively recruitment interview meeting was going on.

The "Black Briar Lady" with a whore personality, and the enthusiastic second sister Licorice who is sunny and cheerful, intends to develop her into her own high priest and spread her beliefs in Somogo.

"My priesthood specializes in soul protection, and it can also ban magic. It is very suitable for a heavily polluted world like Somogo. You can spread it among your girlfriends. The magic I bestow is very suitable for girls to defend themselves!"

On the other side, the 'Mother of Mercy', who looks very cute, but turned out to be black when cut open, also started negotiating with the indifferent third sister Chai: "Become my believer and spread my gospel in Somogo. I can give believers health and longevity. In this world, there is no disease that I cannot cure. Moreover, I can give believers a longer life."

Everyone tacitly ignored the side effects of the 'power of evil spirits'. And the fourth little Jasmine looked enviously at the two sisters who were actively selected by the gods, and then was pulled aside by Bai Lang, and solemnly recommended to him the ninth person of the "Healing God": [God of Poverty-Bai Chuan Genius]

"This elder sister is in charge of [speeding, DJ playing] and [poverty] priesthood, and is still working hard to develop in the direction of [the god of exams and question-making]. And she is also Fufu's exclusive patron saint, you will do it in the future her followers."

While speaking, Bailang stuffed a stack of 'notes + leaflets' condensed from the priesthood of [talisman-fake banknotes] into Mo Li's hands, and said in a persuasive manner: "After school tomorrow, remember to spread the word in your class, the whole grade, and even the whole school. The Gospel of 'God of Questions'. Tell the friends around you that you can get academic blessings by offering pocket money."

"Come, come, take this stack of banknotes and give them to your classmates for free, one for each person. It can be folded into a 'charm', worn around the neck, or hidden under the pillow. Listen to it in the dream for an hour for free. tutorial."

Just when Bailang was bewitching the primary school students, Licorice with the tip of his ears suddenly turned his head and asked in surprise, "Wow! God of Speeding?"

Although she majored in accounting, she is passionate about motorcycles, taught herself auto repair, and inherited her mother's racing spirit. It's a pity that the 'Nuclear Explosion Sheep' is now activated by Fufu and has completed the identification of the owner.

"Come, come, come and worship too. Our 'healing god system' is a big family, allowing believers to believe in multiple gods. You will be the chief priest of 'thorns' in the future, but you can also get the 'poverty' bless."

'The blessing of poverty'? Licorice suddenly shuddered. Although she was envious of 'super speed', she was afraid of 'the priesthood of poverty'.

Moreover, this deity is weird, with a hint of sickness and nervousness in his smile, far less approachable than the bitch's 'Sister Thorn'. According to the priesthood she is in charge of, she is speeding and a DJ, and is poor and troublesome. No matter how you look at it, she is a schizophrenic evil god.

Where is it that the righteous god "Black Thorn" mastered by bitch bitch has a highly unified law, [soul defense + power of forbidden magic], it sounds very strong.

In the end, the eldest sister Zisu is the head of the family after Bailang. He was arranged to be a sacrifice to Ji Du, who was responsible for enshrining Ji Du, the main god of the 'healing pantheon', the goddess of life, in the coffee house.

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