Dimensional Eroders

With the birth of the first "behaved person" in this mission, and the other people also became "passively behaved" under the influence of the atmosphere, Bai Lang clapped his hands in satisfaction, attracting everyone's attention:

"Very good, very good! Everyone is sensible and cooperative, which makes me happy. You don't need to be nervous. I am actually a kind person, and I hate violence the most. But if you are in a hurry, you can only make an example of others, okay Now that this friend is safe and sound, and even the hidden root of disease and disaster has been eradicated, it is really gratifying, don’t you think so?”

All the newcomers nodded numbly, agreeing again and again: "Congratulations!", "Congratulations!" ×18

"Okay! Everyone be quiet!" Bailang straightened his chest suddenly, his momentum changed, and his voice suddenly became passionate and high-pitched:

"Now! Let me say it again. I am the second-level contractor, the golden spirit. Outlander! I am here to save you! Our high-level contractor is your best, big brother!!! This mission During the period, if there is anything you don’t understand, you can ask me, and I will tell you kindly! Now, please do it, introduce yourself! Everyone introduce their work, ability, and name! From you, start !"

After all, Bai Lang pointed to the plaid shirt who was the closest, and the other party suddenly panicked and flinched: "I am..."

Before he could open his mouth, the silly fufu jumped out, interrupted the other party's spellcasting and chanted, with his waist thrust, Fufu pretended to be his father, and shouted triumphantly: "No energy!"

Tim also got excited and chimed in, "Can't hear you at all! Can't hear you! You're not a man!"

Ophelia said weakly: "Please say it again."

The mother's waist was shocked by physical therapy throughout the whole year, and suddenly she was shocked, and immediately understood the spirit of the captain, and integrated into the team like a stream of kindness: "Do it again, do it again! You are so quiet, and you still want to be a contractor?"

"Yes!" The haggard man with dark bags under the eyes gritted his teeth and stood at attention, and shouted, "My name is Xue Hong!!! I'm a programmer! Good at network maintenance!!!"

Seeing that these newcomers were almost all of oriental race and seemed to come from the same region, Bai Lang asked again: "Which continent are you from?"

"Dongli."

"Next!"

Coder No. 2 came out and shouted: "Li Zhengyin! Programmer! Expert in programming, employee of Donglizhou XXX Technology Co., Ltd."

Bailang nodded in satisfaction: "Okay! Very energetic! Next!"

"Zhang... Zhang Da?"

"Can't hear clearly!" Silly fufu jumped out and continued to boo.

Ophelia said weakly: "I can't hear you, it's too quiet!"

Tim rolled up his sleeves and shouted with all his strength: "No energy! Not a man! Do it again!"

"Do it again! Do it again!" The five fireball miscellaneous fish also shouted, enjoying the authority of the senior.

Bai Lang opened [The Charm of the Wicked] and threatened: "What? Didn't you hear?"

Yaozi: "Don't look away, don't look around!"

Tim: "Are you standing at attention? You have to admit it, stand firm after being beaten!"

Bailang: "In the trial world, the second-tier contractors say they can't hear, but they can't! Start again!"

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The newcomers stepped forward to introduce one by one, Bailang listened and memorized. Those three are beautiful, stylishly dressed, and have long legs. They are a group of models. The two nurses who know each other are not beautiful but comely. They are surgical assistants. The duo in pajamas is a pair of stewardesses, and the aunt is alone.

In the men's group, the strong man and the thin bamboo pole are a pair of long-distance running partners; the handsome boy with the best looks and the best strength is alone; The three code farmers are colleagues of the same company.

In the end, the old white man, the potbellied medical salesman, the boy with a weird mental state, and the non-existent guy who claims to be a salesman who is good at communication and very friendly, are all single and do not know each other.

These 20 people are all from Kunxuzhou where he is located, and Donglizhou where his sister's hometown is. And generally there is no background, ordinary people who have heard about "Paradise" but have little knowledge of it, and have not received any special training in supernatural power in life, it is easy to die at first sight.

The only exception was the old white priest who claimed to believe in a god.

"Abert, do you believe in a true god in Donglizhou? What's its name? Is it awake? Have you responded to you believers? Give it strength?"

The old white man had a kind face, and made a seal piously in front of him, and then said: "Mr. Contractor, the name of the true god cannot be profaned. Our Lord is real and has a long history of faith. He will respond to the oracle issued by the archbishop every year. You can call us 'Universal Enzyme God Religion', universal enzyme is a gift from our Lord, which has the miraculous effects of health and longevity, and resistance to pollution erosion. Oral administration can treat insomnia, and external application can treat hair loss."

Speaking of this, the three code farmers brothers with taller hairlines suddenly saw that they were also in Donglizhou. At the same time, I also know that there are thousands of sects on the mainland, and there are many true gods and false gods. I didn't expect such a simple sect to exist for many years. It has a long history, and it looks capable.

"The Almighty Enzyme God?!"

Bailang, who originally had some expectations and fantasies about the true god of another continent, was instantly poured with cold water and stood there dumbfounded. How can any rubbish become a god? With such a low level of compulsion, it's not as good as Bai Chuan's little genius. Somogo's religious threshold is too low, right?

At this time, he looked at Little Tim inquiringly, hoping that the aborigine would give him some answers. After all, he is an outsider who traveled through the world for a year or so, and spent most of the time in the paradise, and he didn't know the customs outside the shelter at all.

The little girl also shook her head blankly: "I've never heard of it. There are many small churches of this kind in Qin Duzhou. Usually, villages and towns are the foundation of faith. The population of a small town can often coexist with several gods to help resist pollution and erosion. Cooperate with some factories. The poor ones are even enslaved by big factories, working overtime 24 hours a day throughout the year."

Bailang's eyes widened immediately: "Are you sure it's a god?"

"It's just a small god. My grandfather once said that in our family's farm, there was also a god who was used to cultivate the land. It's a pity that he was too weak, and he lost his faith. He ate too much, and eventually died of exhaustion. He was used to grow mushrooms." gone."

Bailang didn't want to talk anymore. After returning this time, he had to have a deeper understanding of Somogo's god system and the relationship between the gods and the paradise.

Why can the "blind daughter" leave her traces in different mission worlds, but Tim's cultivated gods are used to grow mushrooms?

It seems that my own "Mao Mao Coffee Club" doesn't have to be so low-key? Can Xiaotian open cram school openly?

Shaking his head to get rid of these thoughts, he calmed down, now it is during the vacation, it is necessary to unify the thoughts of this group of newcomers. Cultivate into a mature contractor as soon as possible, learn to do tasks by yourself, and don't delay your plan to make a fortune.

"Okay, everyone has known each other, and we will be companions and a family from now on. Please recall carefully, everyone who was selected into Paradise has already died once. Your life is given by Paradise. If you want to live, You must complete the task and prove your worth, Paradise does not support useless people."

Hearing Bailang's words, involving their own life and death, everyone broke free from the previous "on-site teaching shadow" and fell into memories, showing panic or bewildered expressions one after another.

"I remembered, I was pushed down the elevator by that bastard!" The aunt who recalled the cause of death was the first to yell at her. From her indignant curse, Bailang analyzed that she was robbing other uncles and aunts for cheap vegetables in the supermarket. He was pushed down the elevator and fell to his death.

The two assistant girls recalled everything earlier and believed what Bailang said. Although the clothes on their bodies were as white as new, they clearly remembered that they were broken into the operating room with a knife, and the out-of-control thugs who maliciously retaliated stabbed multiple vitals in succession.

"Can you participate in the operation?" Bailang's eyes lit up. He is a professional shaman, so he needs more assistants to set off B.

When the time comes, Xiao Fufu will be in charge of the operation while stepping on the bench, and she only needs to move her mouth to guide her, and occasionally summon the "Mother of Mercy" blessing magic, and then ask the two newcomer girls to wipe her sweat, massage, serve tea and water for her, and the pyramid level will immediately increase. distinct.

What is a miscellaneous soldier, what is a main force, and what is a boss?

"We are still in the internship period." Boldly, the girl named Liao Jia replied.

"Very good, this world is very dangerous, you two will follow her and be a handmaiden holding weapons. I will find a way to arrange 'healing' superpowers for you, and it will not be in vain that you have learned over the years." Bailang Pointing to Xiao Fufu, she was promoted to a level.

Xiao Fufu immediately laughed into a flower, and the two girls were also grateful, as if they had grasped a life-saving straw, and felt a little more secure. The rest of the people also changed their attitudes and had expectations.

"what about you?"

Bailang turned his head to look at the trio of programmers, two of them looked confused, as if they couldn't believe that they were dead. On the contrary, the third person knew the inside story, with a face of entanglement and unwillingness.

According to the "Guide Manual", it is very important to lead a newcomer to the start, not only to establish authority, but also to win trust from the very beginning, establish the core spirit of the team, and improve the atmosphere.

This is the same as an army must first understand why it is fighting, have goals and motivation, so that it will not be scattered and united. The hearts of the people are scattered, and the team is not easy to lead. Therefore, the initial communication is very important, just like the first time a duck sees you after the duck egg hatches, can it build trust and win recognition?

Bailang believes that it is best to start with the cause of death. Death itself is a kind of stimulation, and he brought it up at this moment, forcing the other party to recall it, and then analyze it in depth, so as to further deepen the stimulation.

At the same time, when understanding the cause of death of the other party, it can not only analyze a lot of information, but also give hints and guidance. Taking advantage of the unfamiliar opportunities around them when they just entered the paradise, increase their mental stimulation and leave psychological hints, so as to facilitate future training.

It just so happens that Ji Du possesses the priesthood of [Dreamland]. He only needs to guide them, implant spiritual introductions, and then add ingredients to his dreams to change them unconsciously, without worrying about these newcomers being out of control.

"You guys are indeed dead!" said Li Zhengyin, one of the coders.

Zhang Da questioned: "I clearly remember that it was already late at night, and the three of us worked overtime together to catch up with tasks in the company. There are security guards in the building and it is very safe. How could we die?"

"Sudden death, it's sudden death!" The code farmer Li couldn't bear it, "It was already 4:30 in the morning, and I was so sleepy. When I got up to make the sixth cup of espresso, I saw you and Xue Hong lying on the desk. There was no movement, and the screen was beeping the space key continuously, and I realized something was wrong."

The code farmer Xue looked surprised: "Lao Li and I are both dead? I remember that when I drank the seventh cup of coffee, the blood vessels in my head hurt and I felt dizzy. I wanted to sleep for a while."

"I also remember that at three o'clock, I made the sixth cup of espresso, and I was still fighting fiercely."

"Good guy, you guys drink more than me, no wonder, no wonder!" Coder Li expressed emotion, as if he had found the reason for the sudden death of his partners. Too much coffee.

Bailang was shocked when he heard that, what kind of blessing ghost company are you? Do you stay up late to cultivate immortality and rely on coffee to compete in cultivation? But he suddenly thought of Tim's god, who was exhausted from plowing the fields and then used to grow mushrooms. This Somogo is a little different from my impression of the world where the overlord's meal is used to pay for the family's wealth.

"Wait, explain the matter clearly, how did the three of you die?"

"Sudden death, both of them were sudden deaths. When I went to the bathroom at 3:30, Xiaoxue was the first to get down on the ground. I thought he was sleepy, but Lao Zhang was still fighting hard. The second time, at 4:30, I When I got up to make coffee, I found that Lao Zhang was also lying on the keyboard, and the space was beeping non-stop. I went up and found that Lao Zhang had died of breath, but his body was still warm. And Xiao Xue had already been completely cold."

Speaking of this, the oldest code farmer looked terrified, and the two colleagues turned pale after learning of his death. A kind of sudden surprise that is unexpected and reasonable, and the great horror of hindsight.

After listening to the others, they also felt pity and sadness.

The "well-behaved man" whose personality had been corrected by Bailang also sighed, and said, "Amitabha, the two benefactors, please go!"

"Wait, what's the matter with you? Aren't you dead?" The code farmer Xue reacted, looked at the code farmer Li, and asked.

"Me?" He laughed at himself first, and then said viciously with a ferocious expression, "I was terrified at the time, so I called the boss, and then the boss stopped me from calling the police and said that I would come and see for myself. He tried to stabilize Me, you said you would give me a sum of money and a compensation for your two families, and I actually believed it."

"And then?" Hearing Lao Li talking about the compensation, Lao Zhang, who already had a family, suddenly became concerned.

"Then the boss came, said a lot of good things, and promised me a sum of money as long as I didn't call the police. Then, when I was carrying you, he hit my head with an ashtray from behind." Coder Lee Touching the back of his head that was aching, he said angrily.

He was also too terrified at the time, and was fascinated by ghosts, so he fell into the trap and was beaten to death in the office.

Bailang doesn't understand Somogo's laws at all, and he's from Donglizhou, but he still thinks to 666 in his heart that Somogo's blessings are more fierce than those from Earth, and the boss is also more fierce.

May the cemetery not work overtime! I would like to call you the 'Three Heroes of Sudden Death'.

Then, he suddenly opened his mouth and encouraged him: "Stop fighting, the three of you. Death is the most important thing. And keep this hatred in your heart. There is no overtime work in Paradise, and you can only gain strength step by step by fighting with your hands. Wait this time After the task is over, you will no longer be mortals, but avengers with extraordinary power. Not to mention taking revenge on your boss, even if you don’t rely on codes, you can live a relaxed and unrestrained life, and become masters from now on!”

Apart from encouragement, Bailang also highlighted the "Three Heroes of Sudden Death". Those who can be worked overtime until they die suddenly are all people with good character and hard work.

Those who are incapable, sneaky, and playful are not qualified to be left to work overtime like crazy. In the same way, those who are talented, temperamental, and rebellious will not be controlled by the boss. They will stay in the company and drink seven glasses of espresso without resisting.

This kind of obedient and capable honest person is a reliable subordinate. Mark it, and focus on training as the backbone!

After that, he looked at the strong man and the thin bamboo pole. These two people can stand up for the pajama girl, at least they are more courageous than others.

Soon, Bailang also knew the cause of their death. The two of them were with him in Kunxu Continent, and they were in the midst of a great demon tide. The strong man Dou Yong insisted on going his own way, running long-distance freight on the road at night, and soaring into the air.

Their trucks have been specially modified so that they can ignore the impact of ordinary little monsters, crushing bloody all the way, speeding up every monster, and killing a bloody road. As a result, on the way, a special monster was crushed to death, and then he was chased and killed by a bigger monster, knocked over the truck, and fell off the cliff.

After recalling the cause of death, the skinny Mahan sighed again and again, complaining that his companion was driving in disregard of safety and danger. But Dou Yong cursed and expressed his willingness to obey Bailang's instructions, but he must be given the power to fight against monsters.

"When I go back, I will definitely pile up the smashing group to death!"

Bailang encouraged: "Okay, okay, don't worry, as long as you listen to my command, you will definitely get the power of revenge. After the contractors of the paradise grow up for a period of time, they can accept some tasks in the main world to target the demon tide and hunt monsters. Get paid."

"Okay! I don't want sports cars for a long time. Hunting monsters will bring you quick money! Old horse, let's go together."

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As for the others, the causes of death were relatively common. The little boy was stabbed in a bar, and he lost too much blood to save him; the drug seller claimed to be killed by a competitor;

When it was the turn of the two stewardesses in nightdresses, the young and innocent girl shook her head in confusion. She recalled something, but hesitated to say it.

On the contrary, the more mature and beautiful big sister with empty eyes gradually regained her spirits after experiencing the stimulation of Bailang's "on-site treatment". And after listening to the trials and harvests of Paradise, I came alive completely.

The other party asked for a cigarette from the strong man, lit it and took a puff. She explained: "I know how we died. Yesterday I received a call from the captain, saying that he had contacted a list, and a rich second generation made a big deal. , I want us to go to the birthday party. That man saw you in the first class, and asked you to accompany me by name, and I also earn some living expenses by the way. "

The little girl nodded: "I remember they forced me to drink, and then I can't remember."

"When you were drunk, the group of people raped you, and you resisted desperately. Then the rich second generation went crazy and covered you with a pillow, and finally missed. You suffocated to death."

Bailang secretly thought that this girl has a really good physique, with her own fatal attraction?

"What about you, Miss Fan?"

"I drank too much and was forced to take a lot of medicine. I don't know if I was smothered to death or poisoned by the medicine? Anyway, isn't this coming back to life? If you want revenge, just work hard."

This elder sister had a calm face when she spoke, making Bailang treat her differently, she is a talent to be made, marked!