Dimensional Eroders

After the two teams met, the newcomers saw Bailang as if they had seen a savior, and they completely let go of their burdens, defenses, tension and despair. A few weak chickens who didn't live up to expectations, even 'Wow! ’ burst into tears.

At this moment, I experienced the warmth and coldness of the world, suffered severe beatings from the ninja world, was forced to go to the battlefield to personally experience death threats, and was severely injured and was dragged back to the camp like a dead dog by a strange ninja, who was given the most brutal and warm simple dressing + disposal After playing, they finally realized:

How generous and generous Bailang is, tolerant and kind.

"Captain, I finally see you, please help us!" The fat salesman jumped forward nimbly, trying to hug Bailang's thigh and write the word 'miserable', but Lang retreated half a step more nimbly to hide Open, then kicked in the face, and kicked back.

Following Fatty's first move, a silent and inconspicuous high school student also rushed up.

He was confident, as if Bailang owed him something, and asked straightforwardly: "Senior, what about the strengthening you promised me? Have you come up with a plan, should it be fulfilled?"

"What strengthening?"

"You forgot?! It's the 'Dark Energy Oven Cell Organelle'. When we parted last time, you clearly promised me and promised me. Why, are you high-level contractors going to break your promise? Didn't you say that I If I have any difficulties, I will ask you, and your second-order big brothers will kindly help me... and this meeting will give me a plan."

As soon as the mentally ill boy saw him, he babbled endlessly without any discouragement. Bailang has been annoyed by him many times, no matter what he says, even if he threatens the other party, he can't dispel his obsession.

He even took the trouble to explain that this kind of 'personal conjecture' that he can't remember the name is impossible to succeed, at least he couldn't do it before the third level. As a result, he talked painstakingly for a long time, but the other party was not on the same channel at all, and even refused to block Bailang's statement. He only had his own fantasy in his mind, and then as if nothing had happened, he continued to pursue Bailang's righteous request.

Lang worked hard, and finally realized that the other party couldn't communicate normally at all. This boy only lives in his world, and can magically block external information, and extract a few key words that are only useful to him. Then the endless entanglement, chatter and harassment, and the strong self-confidence revealed in the words, it is a matter of course.

This is not taken out of context, but to intercept a few words from a sentence and recompose a new sentence to force Bailang to compromise. This is something I came up with, so of course it worked! You are my guide, so you must take full responsibility for me!

Lang, who had learned from it, found out that this gangster boy had performed well recently, and he was not annoyed by the other party's attitude. Instead, he imitated and copied the other party's skills on the spot, retaliated against him in the same way, automatically blocked the other party's unreasonable troubles, and nodded with a smile: "Next time! Next time!"

The gangster boy was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly became anxious. He blushed and began to fight back. The more he said, the more reasonable he became, the more confident he became, and he became more energetic. Bailang automatically turned off his hearing, and then exchanged information about the newcomer team with the Thorn Lady and the Holy Mother of Mercy. At the same time, he showed an expression of listening carefully, smiling, sometimes nodding, sometimes encouraging, as if agreeing with each other.

"Yeah, okay, okay, you're right, it makes sense, next time, definitely, next time!"

The barbarian boy went mad with anger, and the others were chilling, not daring to offend the boss.

After forcing this mentally deficient teenager away with "Sharingan", two program apes with haggard faces, thinning hair, touching hairlines, and high myopia also approached.

I didn't think of Fatty's hypocritical and sensational crying, nor did I think of Gang Jing's natural demands. Instead, I asked him for help with a heavy heart and urgency: "Captain, I know you have powerful healing abilities, can you save me?" Brother Li? He's dying soon."

When Sudden Death Sanjie No. 1 made his request, he was emotional, tears filled his eyes, and almost cried. It can be seen that this group of programmers is showing their true feelings, not plastic.

Even if the two of them didn't speak, Bailang knew the cause and effect. Because two minutes ago, Ophelia had just finished screening and extracting information.

Through data calculation, she listed the experience of each member of the newcomer team, how to choose and how to deal with dangers in the past few days, as well as the hidden logic behind these decisions, and a simple psychological profile of the characters.

After reading it, Bailang also knew how these four seriously wounded people who were only half a step away from death and were hanged by the 'blood of evil energy' got to this point?

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The one who asked the sudden death duo to intercede together was the elder of the three sudden death heroes, the only one who did not die from overwork, but was sent to the paradise by the boss with an ashtray.

The other party was paralyzed at a high position at the moment, unconscious, and even had to rely on external equipment for breathing. Someone hollowed out his chest and stuffed it with a huge soft snail. Through the biological fusion technology that Bailang didn't understand at all, he managed to maintain normal breathing, but that was all.

According to the "following clip" provided by the elf girl, the other party was in a battle, in order to cover the retreat of the other two "Three Heroes of Sudden Death" and resisted a ninja beast that looked like a gorilla.

As a result, during the retreat, his chest was crushed by a punch first, and he sunk in. Immediately afterwards, the monster was like a hulk throwing Loki wildly, grabbing the ankle and aiming at the thick tree trunk, repeatedly beating and whipping the corpse. As a result, the big tree was not injured at all, but the person was completely useless.

The whole spine was shattered into countless pieces, and he survived thanks to the blessing of the 'Father of the Healing Pantheon - Bai Lang', relying on the 'blood of evil energy' to hang his life.

Although the three heroes who died suddenly were useless, those who rushed to the street were very stupid. But the sudden death of the three brothers, half father and half mother but the spirit of advancing together and retreating together, made him take a high look.

The paraplegic brother is willing to take the risk to cover the retreat of two unrelated 'sudden death code farmers', perhaps because of guilt, but being able to do this step has already surpassed most newcomers. And the other two three heroes who died suddenly were able to stick together after their eldest brother hit the street, which also proved their character.

Weak chickens are not scary, but Bailang is the nemesis of cowards, and he is afraid of cultivating scum. The three of them were considered united, and Lang silently gave an evaluation worth cultivating, and they passed the test.

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The second person with a broken leg was Duan Zhang, a non-existent medicine seller. His parents were destined to die for having this name!

Compared with the three heroes of sudden death, this is pure rubbish. According to the information collected by the elves, this person always retreats in battle, greedy for life and afraid of death, without fighting spirit, hiding in corners or paddling in safe places. He has no courage, but also likes to provoke right and wrong, put forward conspiracy theories about Bailang, and once suggested teaming up to sneak away.

As for his broken leg, it was all bad luck. During a pioneering cleanup organized by the contractor, he was blocked by a monster that was injured. Not only did he not have the courage to fight, but he fled clumsily with his back exposed. Instead, he provoked and frightened the frightened monster.

Fortunately, the contractor in charge of the newcomer's safety noticed this guy and made a timely move to miss the monster's attack, only cutting off his legs. But because of his poor character, weakness and viciousness, he is not very popular. He was last in the queue to receive treatment, and when it was his turn, he had already lost a lot of blood, and the treatment was not timely, and no one helped him retrieve his lost legs, and he lacked professional infection prevention methods... In short, he was about to go to hell at this moment.

After reading his experience, Bailang kept shaking his head, pure waste, stupid and bad. I sentenced the other party to a 'death sentence' in my heart, but it's not enough to let him go, but I don't plan to continue investing.

Now a new problem has arisen. Rescuing him, even repairing his legs, was not difficult for Lang, it was easy. But the newcomer's main task is to obtain the "Chunin qualification". If this kind of garbage is allowed to fend for itself, it will affect his own performance evaluation.

But train him? Wipe it, what is there to cultivate this kind of waste? do i owe him

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His eyes moved to the third seriously injured and dying patient, which was the youngest and slenderest among the model trio. The other party was highly poisoned, and multiple organs failed.

According to intelligence, this girl is timid and afraid of death, with an indecisive personality. While on patrol, he was sprayed by a half-ninja hybrid with abyss blood.

After eating the "novice resources" I sent, I refined the chakra, and even solidified the [Three Body Art], and I can't even escape. This is really stupid.

However, looking through her previous experience, you can see that she is trembling, but she has the courage to participate in the battle. It's much better than the broken leg waste selling fake medicine above. People are a bit useless, at least they have subjective initiative, and they can be rescued.

Simply rescuing her is far from enough. This girl has a bad mentality, and she will have to be sent away sooner or later. Bailang labeled her in her heart, needing 'overloaded Waaagh psychotherapy', directly increasing the amount of stimulation, and stimulating her true sleeping personality 'blackened and sickly'.

Your potential is beyond your imagination!

The last seriously injured person was the former follower of the 'beautiful man', little Huang Mao Leiwen. This half-grown boy is not bad-tempered, and after seeing the big brother being trained to behave well, he also became honest. I paid my respects to the top of the mountain again, and got along with those two drivers. It was quite a show of loyalty, and I bravely charged forward and back. Then, because of my lack of strength, I was pierced through my body by a praying mantis ninja beast.

To be able to survive until now, it is all thanks to the care of the two big brothers of the driver, who have done three 'bloods of evil energy' in a row, and they have survived. It is worth cultivating.

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Except for the four seriously wounded, the most outstanding performers of this group of rookies were the two truck drivers.

They dared to run logistics in Somogo's wilderness before they were alive, crushing all kinds of monsters along the way. Now that they have entered the paradise after death, they are still courageous. Instead, they value the opportunities provided by the paradise, seize the opportunity, work hard to practice and exercise, and actively kill monsters Feedback embers.

Although one strong and one thin may not look like a good person, but he is full of courage and loyalty. The two cherish the opportunity to practice Chakra very much. They have no entertainment on weekdays, insist on drinking the "Carp King Oral Liquid" and carry Chakra while it is hot.

During the day, he actively completed the small tasks issued by the team, patrolled and maintained the camp, killed many low-level ninja beasts, and used the embers of feedback to buy and solidify the "ninjutsu crystal" from this team. One with the fire attribute and one with the wind attribute. They are the newcomers who adapt the fastest, mix the best, and progress the fastest.

He has a brave personality, dares to fight and kill, is reckless, and lacks planning, but he can perform tasks and has no plans for the future.

After 'Duo Duo' came to the fore, 'Three Sudden Deaths' performed mediocrely. His courage is also much lower, and his physical ability is even more incomparable, but his consciousness and mentality are correct.

As expected of a tool man who was squeezed to sudden death, he had already seen through the world of mortals, completely resigned to his fate, endured hardships and stood hard work, and was also selected by the waves.

The medical and nursing duo are ordinary, but sensible and smart, successfully displaying their "medical expertise" and actively promoting themselves to that team. Avoid going to the front line to die, but stay behind to deal with patients, and take the opportunity to complete many small tasks and get some embers.

Now he is trying to learn medical ninjutsu, but he has no talent. Just rely on bandaging and simple surgery to deal with the daily injuries of many hired ninjas. It is also their credit that the four seriously wounded survived until now.

The stewardess group is one big and one small. The young one is a good-for-nothing who hasn't adjusted his mentality yet, escaped from life, and refused to change after repeated persuasion. He was bewitched by the best-looking male contractor, mixed together, and betrayed Sister Fan who had killed her.

After the elder Fan Siyu gave up on this colleague, he formed a duo with Jin Dongyue, the most capable and decisive character in the model group, and the most beautiful Jin Dongyue. The two have seen the world and have deep routines. After quickly adapting to the atmosphere of the ninja world, with their beauty and conversation, they successfully attracted and won the active protection of many local "ordinary dog-licking ninjas".

Shuangshuang quickly grasped a group of local forces with the "reserved dog feeding and licking tactics" of keeping a distance, but they kept aloof, helped them complete various small tasks, and accumulated a batch of embers, and their strength improvement was not inferior to that of the driver group.

This made Bailang recall that during his novice trials, the 'fox' who ranked first in the rankings was also a route for beauty fishing. However, his group of newcomers are more artistic and did not sell themselves.

Thinking of the unique natural advantages of female contractors, Bailang couldn't help but feel sad, and his air trembled coldly. When will we male contractors stand? How do men live, oppressed everywhere, tears shed...

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Among the remaining newcomers, only the 'Jade Faced Flying Dragon-Wu Qinghong' and 'the well-behaved' are worth seeing, and the rest are scumbags.

At the beginning of the game, the "well-behaved person" suffered from Bailang's "Physical Anatomy Therapy for Personality Correction". After the operation, the other party felt remorseful, had insight into the eight honors and eight disgraces, kept in mind the 24-character mantra, and had completely reformed and returned to righteousness.

In terms of artificial intelligence, it is a little bit worse, but the main task is executed perfectly, and the progress bar is gratifying. Because of the decline in IQ after personality correction, it is difficult for him to take the initiative to take on branch tasks, and he lacks judgment and resilience, but he is an excellent execution tool. He is used as cannon fodder by the driver duo and never complains about being tired.

Like Xiaobawang Zhou Chu, use practical actions to win everyone's admiration. Eligible for language courses.

But compared with the 'well-behaved one', this 'jade-faced flying dragon' is even more powerful.

When Bailang was away, he quickly won the basic favor of many women in the team by virtue of his excellent appearance, his heroic deeds of saving the beauty at the beginning, his gentleness and politeness, and his language talent for understanding women's psychological thoughts.

Not only the little stewardess who was rescued by his hero fell in love with him, but even another model who lost his fighting spirit and a younger nurse all quickly became familiar with him in this precarious and desperate situation, and their affection quickly rose .

The most frightening thing was that he easily dealt with several women, coaxing them around without any conflicts breaking out. Cleverly using "cowherd psychology" and master-level time management, he communicated deeply with every girl under the gaze of all newcomers, but did not arouse the vigilance or attention of any newcomers.

The other party is like the top-level 'time assassin', with very clever timing, dealing with several people under the nose, but can make reasonable use of all kinds of 'cognitive blind spots', deceiving outsiders and hiding their own people, without triggering any problems. One mistake.

It's very like a WeChat account, fishing 30 cats at the same time, the thinking is not confused at all, at least 40 kinds of one-on-one personal design top scum girls are built in the brain, chatting with 18 people at the same time is not messy, the order is clear, and the progress is not slow one.

But what is more terrifying than this talent is that his prey is not only these three ignorant, timid and cowardly beautiful soft girls, but also another aunt who is about to be forgotten by Bailang!

right! It's the hot aunt who stumbled and fell off the elevator in the supermarket. The aunts who are comparable to the oldest group of rich women, who have no money and no energy to take care of themselves, are also attracted by the smooth tongue, understanding, and spring breeze of the jade-faced flying dragon.

According to the intelligence of the elf girl, this Wu Qinghong not only advances the task at a normal speed during the day, but also has a steady increase in strength. Never greedy for merit, progress is very steady. And save your energy, take your sister to kill monsters within a safe range, be considerate of the old aunt, and take care of the little sister. They took (cheat) a large amount of 'embers subsidy' from them.

Bailang's tears suddenly stopped flowing, because the male contractor stood up here!

Yes, the jade-faced flying dragon used three girls + an old aunt as a cash machine, playing around and applauding. Take your heart but not your kidneys, easily cheat away the embers and resources that belong to the other party, and invest all in yourself.

The speed of growth is not inferior to the group of mature beauties and drivers... This is a "cowherd group" formed by one person!

Regrettably, his "warm man's heart-warming cowherd tactic" did not take effect on Fan Siyu, Jin Dongyue and others.

After Bailang read the information about this guy, he fell into a deep inferiority complex.

Because compared with the other party's incomparably gentle and sophisticated pick-up skills, the "earth-flavored love talk psychotherapy" he launched for Ophelia was really clumsy.

That is to say, the elf girl has been shaped into her own shape early on, and she is 1000% defenseless against herself, so those "earth-flavored psychotherapy" can take effect.

And this Jade-faced Flying Dragon, who knows people, faces, and heart, is really only slightly inferior to the Canadian electronic eel, which can make the female benefactor's legs soften with two calls, her face turns red, and her body is moist. level species.