Dimensional Eroders

Seeing that Bailang had stopped the 'funeral', the humming and trembling bronze coffin finally came to a stillness.

Two teammates cast their attention one after another, asking: "How is it?", "Did it succeed?"

Bailang shook his head regretfully, and replied thoughtfully: "No, it failed. This kind of black mud cannot be purified, let alone decomposed."

His [Soul Requiem Coffin] successfully extracted a lot of "dead energy and resentment" from the black mud during the "purification" link, which strengthened the quality of the coffin, and it was also regarded as another skill reserve of "raising corpses" that had never been used energy.

There are two types of [Corpse Raising Technique] that come with the coffin:

The low-end version is to use the coffin as a power bank. During the process of super-decomposition, it extracts and stores Yin Qi and dead Qi, improves the quality of equipment, and ensures that the designated corpse does not rot and obtains a small amount of nourishment. When the battery runs out and when the function stops.

The high-end version releases the Fugui Pill to automatically search for the dragon and guide the grave, choose a geomantic treasure like a 'lotus pond', bury the coffin in it, search for the dragon's acupoints, connect the underground yin veins, and take advantage of the endless yin energy of nature for maintenance Corpse, refine a superior zombie.

This time to save the 'black mud', Bailang's one-stop service of 'Encoffining, Transcendence, Funeral, and Analysis of Materials' failed. He only stopped at the first step, and was stuck by the owner, who only charged the coffin.

This taste is like eating a hard-shelled nut, and you can't do anything just by peeling off the skin. Regardless of his strength or the tools at hand, he does not support further breaking the hard shell and eating the nuts inside.

…

Bailang opened the coffin again and took out the feeding bottle. The 'black mud' inside was still actively wriggling, trying to break through the seal. On the vermillion spell on the talisman paper, a cloud of pollution the size of an ink blot had already appeared, and it was still spreading tirelessly.

"Even Shichan can't do it?"

Tim was surprised by this. She had beaten the "Dirt Heroic Spirit" with her own hands, and she was tough but weak. And perceive the strong 'dead element' from her body, she may not be able to destroy the black mud, that is not professional. But this thing just happened to be suppressed by Shijiang's [Soul Soul Coffin], but it failed? !

Facing the fans' doubts, Lang had to explain a few sentences in order to maintain his authoritative image: "This 'Dirt Heroic Spirit' is not strong in nature, but its 'immortality' is very tricky."

The immortality of the 'Dirt Heroic Spirit' is not Bailang's 'meme-recast' bloodline. It's disgusting because of two things:

"First of all, the black mud is backed by the 'Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss', and there is an inseparable connection with each other, which makes it a small power perpetual motion machine that changes direction. 'Low power' means it is weak, and it is easy for you to deal with it. Motivation', which means it cannot be dealt with from the source. Unless, you can destroy and disintegrate the entire 'Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss'."

"The second difficulty is that its essence is too complicated and advanced. This mass of filthy black mud also contains the rule power of different worlds such as 'reincarnation of filthy soil, holy grail heroic spirit, natural disaster curse...', and each power level is very different. High, and deeply integrated. Ophelia's holy light can obliterate part of its "undead" essence, but it is ineffective for other parts, which is equivalent to destroying 1/5 from the source, but 4/5 is left. Rounding is approximately equal to 0, purify the loneliness."

"With these two points, no matter how strong or weak the 'Filthy Heroic Spirit' is, it will not die. Moreover, its characteristics are too complicated and unsolvable, but it can continue to spread pollution, like a poison that has no solution. The best method at present is Only the 'seal' is left. If you don't believe me, you can also try to destroy it completely."

Bailang gripped the bottle tightly, peeled off the lid, and with the mouth of the bottle facing down, he squeezed it skillfully, a stream of black mud came out and fell to the ground.

Soon, tiny tentacles emerged from the black mud, twisting lively and cheerfully, and then trembling like an electric shock, forming bent spider legs one after another, and fled quickly.

The elf girl took the lead, using the big to bully the small, and shrouded it with a ray of holy light. The black mud spider let out a scream, transpiration appeared on the body surface, and then suddenly shrank into a black bead, and the outer shell began to harden. After the "undead" part was wiped out, its outer shell was not afraid of the holy light, and fell into a trap. Dead silence.

Ophelia stopped, the holy light disappeared, and the black mud began to absorb the free energy in the air, softened again, regained its vitality, and began to move flexibly, fleeing in the opposite direction of the elf girl.

boom!

Tim smashed out a high-energy ball of fire, and after the incineration failed, he gathered a ball of thunder and blasted up again. Although the black mud kept screaming, and part of it was evaporated and burned, it could violate the conservation of matter and grow larger out of thin air, making up for its missing parts.

It happened to verify Bailang's inference, backed by the 'Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss', he could supplement himself little by little through the invisible 'small water pipe'.

"snort!"

Tim inserted a shovel into the ground again and activated the [Blood Planting Technique], intending to use the black mud as fertilizer to grow a crop.

As a result, she consumed a lot of magic power to urge a seed to form a seedling rooted in black mud, and then the 'bloody plant' quickly withered, and was drained of life in reverse, turning into a pool of ashes.

"Uh..." After the [Blood Implantation Technique], which can decompose and digest even a small amount of pollution sources, failed, Tim looked disappointed: "I failed."

Bai Lang activated the [Sealing Technique] again, put the black mud crawler back into the bottle, closed the lid, and said in relief:

"Don't be discouraged. I learned through the 'construction template' that contractors in other regions are also facing the same situation. Even the third-tier bosses can hardly fully restrain the origin of the black mud and effectively obliterate it. Its composition is too complicated. It is a group of The chaos of plague added high-level materials, which gave birth to Gu King, a root-level bug, and low-level contractors lacked restraint methods, so they could only temporarily seal it, treating the symptoms but not the root cause."

"Not even Shi-chan? You are a genius who has defeated Tier 3!" Tim is full of admiration for Bailang, who has the same "fighting concept, fitness concept, and point-adding concept" as her, and is more versatile. Unwilling to admit his master, weaker than others.

Silly Fufu heard that the little sister was a little shaken, and began to question her father, and immediately jumped out to defend: "Old! Okay! It's done!"

All the fools jumped out to speak for themselves, and Bailang naturally couldn't disappoint his daughter, so he added: "Unlike others, the restraining effect of the 'Soul Requiem Coffin' on the black mud is not a root system. If you simultaneously Mastering the abilities of different systems such as 'Ninja World, Xingyue, Azeroth...', and just restraining the core components of the 'Black Holy Grail', can achieve 100% targeted killing."

"The restraint of the 'spiritual coffin' on the filthy spirits is another type. The coffin itself has the basic capabilities of 'purification, transcendence, and burial'. No matter what system elements, as long as they belong to the business scope of the 'coffin', they must be It will be restrained in the 'concept'. The filthy heroic spirit is just within the range of my 'funeral'. However, this indiscriminate funeral power is limited, and the resistance to different 'extended objects' is different."

Tim nodded suddenly: "I understand! Shijiang doesn't have the ability to kill from the root, and even the contractors in the entire mission world lack this kind of power. It has the ability to obliterate. But unfortunately, the strength is too low, and the resistance of the black mud is too high, so it cannot be restrained."

"Almost." Bailang nodded, and sighed regretfully, "This 'Filthy Heroic Spirit' is actually not strong, it's just a little bit beyond the limit of [Spiritual Soul Coffin]. What if... huh?"

When he put gold on his face, he automatically brought himself into a "a little bit lower" role, full of unwarranted regrets in his heart, as if he really missed it so much. Suddenly, Bailang thought of something, he was stunned, and then clapped his hands suddenly: "Oh! How did I forget this?"

His surprise immediately attracted the attention of Tim and Elf Girl. Silly fufu immediately raised his chest and raised his head, proud of his father, saying: 'Look! I am right! ’ It’s the little proud expression that broke me to Niu B.

…

The inherent power of the bronze coffin's 'Super Burial Funeral' has been activated to the maximum by his [Lord of Secret Treasures]. When the human coffin is united, it is indeed 100% exerted, and there is no way to increase it.

However, in such an ideal state, it still failed to penetrate the armor of the 'black mud'.

But Bailang suddenly realized that this should not be the maximum limit of [Soul Requiem Coffin]. Because the quality is not enough, plug-ins come together. What the girlfriends group sold to him back then was not just a high-quality coffin.

Because [Soul Requiem Coffin] is very easy to use and has never missed it, he has neglected the supporting plug-ins for a long time.

Thinking of this, Bailang hurriedly organized his storage space.

Boom!

With a loud noise, a stone tablet with a thickness of 30cm, a width of 1.1m, and a height of 2m fell heavily on the ground, creating a deep hole.

[Soul Gathering Monument: You can customize the content of the inscription. Different inscriptions produce different effects. The stele has a suppressive effect and can 'receive/shield' external thoughts. Use it with the coffin to activate the additional set effect, and the power of the "Soul Requiem Coffin" will increase by 30+%]

[Remarks: Longing can be understood as the continuous influence of the dead in the world, the thoughts of all beings (including fear, curse, hatred, worship...), and the passive acceptance of non-belief systems. 】

[Soul Requiem Coffin] The 'coffin and coffin' itself are actually a set. If the super strength of the 'coffin' is 1, then after matching with the 'coffin', it can be increased up to 7. After the 'coffin and outer chamber' are integrated, if the plug-in [Soul-gathering Monument] is added, it can increase by an additional 30+% on this basis.

In addition, the function of word-of-mouth corresponds to the 'Extra Burial' and 'Corpse Raising' techniques. If you choose 'shielding and suppressing', it will be the 'soul-suppressing tablet', which will increase the funeral ability; and if you choose to accept the 'memory of all living beings' of the dead, you will have the effect of 'gathering souls', which will be a high-value-added enhancement for the 'corpse refinement technique'.

Bailang didn't dare to say that he could send the 'Dirt Heroic Spirit' away with just one more word of mouth, but this way of solving the problem was undoubtedly correct. Well... from this point of view.

From the storage space thoughtfully, Lang continued to take out the [White Jade Boy and Woman], [Shark Oil Eternal Light], [Paper Pie Man], [Paper money]... This series is all professional equipment they brought out from a certain tomb robbery world.

Taken out alone, they are all worthless white-level garbage, but put them together with [Soul Requiem Coffin], that is +buff, +buff, and then +buff. Because of the professional counterpart, it is even more magical.

…

Bailang suddenly raised his head and sighed, "I suddenly realized that I seemed to have underestimated the 'funeral culture' behind this piece of equipment."

"Um?"

Seeing that it was getting late, the silly Fufu, who was sitting at her father's feet with a small water basin and was washing the fungus with her head down, suddenly raised her head and showed a puzzled look. She didn't think her invincible papa would be flawed.

Lang said with emotion: "I have always used the 'Soul Requiem Coffin' as an ordinary piece of equipment, using its basic functions such as suppression, sealing, purification, and disintegration machine, which are the same as other equipment without souls in my hands. However, after taking out these When adding plug-ins and gift accessories, I suddenly realized that I had overlooked too much, ignoring the hidden cultural attribute bonus behind it.”

"If the 14th generation is by my side at this time, I can activate its [Dragon Hunting Art] and choose a geomantic treasure for me to bless the funeral. According to the almanac, you can determine the "auspicious days of the zodiac" in advance to bless the "funeral". Gifts, not the real limit... I'm being arrogant."

"Good boy!" The silly fufu climbed onto Bailang's body and patted his head to show comfort.

Tim and the elf girl all showed expressions of surprise.

They have followed Bailang for so long, and witnessed his funeral no less than 100 times. He also has a fairly deep understanding of funeral rituals from the mysterious East.

Because of Bailang's own strength, coupled with the high quality of the equipment (coffins), those 'corpses' who are rescued by him often have lost their ability to resist. resist.

Therefore, "Super Funeral" is always successful, successful, and successful again. This caused him to gradually ignore the supporting rituals of the equipment, relying on his strength to forcibly surpass him anytime, anywhere, and then he could decompose and get the "materials".

But this time, after encountering the thorny black mud that far exceeded the limit of his "funeral power", he finally hit a wall.

After reflection, I realized that the 'limit' I thought I was trying my best was not actually the limit. He doesn't understand what funeral culture is at all, and he just thinks that bringing the 'coffin' to the extreme is the real extreme?

The package [Soul Gathering Monument] that has been neglected for a long time, the bonus [Virgin Boys and Girls], [Paper Pie Figures]...every one of them can slightly increase the effect of the 'funeral'.

Only a complete ritual can further unleash the power of the 'coffin', and that is the full body of the 'power of burial'!

Bailang, who drew inferences from one example, even realized that if this is a world where there are 'Big Dipper', then opening the altar at night to gather the seven stars, wouldn't the final effect be even more explosive?

Bailang regained his energy, facing the milk bottle in his hand, he was full of fighting spirit again: "I thought I was standing on the third floor, but I didn't expect this coffin to be on the fifth floor, and there is still room for appreciation!"

Ophelia said happily: "Then we are trying again?"

"Yeah!" Bailang nodded in agreement, "Tim, go dig a hole, this time I'm going to make it a little more grand, and I'll make enough of the show."

A few people left the village and chose a place with beautiful scenery as a venue for a new round of high-end funerals.

Tim immediately took out his "magic girl engineer shovel", turned into a hot-blooded fitness loli, and started digging. The movements were smooth and smooth, and a deep square pit was soon dug out.

Bailang supervised while making preparations.

Since there is going to be a complete funeral for 'Hei Ni', the ceremony must be as complete as possible. He conceived a round in his mind, and suddenly frowned: "It's a pity that there are no firecrackers!"

Then, he confiscated Fufu's cleaned poisonous fungus, and said, "Hey, this round is for the 'Dirt Heroic Spirit', don't eat it, and be careful to snatch its C position."

Silly fufu pursed his mouth angrily, are you looking down on my [Poison Cuisine]'s ability to resist poison?

"Summon out the Four Heavenly Kings later, let them listen to my password, and launch the 'Holy Fireball' into the sky as fireworks to kick off the curtain. Understand?"

"Yeah!" Fufu nodded.

At this time, Tim and Ophelia were also attracted by Bailang's plan.

"Then, I summoned 108 cassock furry rabbits. They not only acted as audiences to watch the ceremony, but also formed a choir to chant scriptures at any time, and sang the scriptures of the past life, which turned into the effect of 'human harmony' to increase the supernatural effect."

Bailang thought for a while, there was a Buddhist evil spirit [Rabbit King Bodhisattva] behind the plush rabbit, and there was nothing wrong with the rabbit chanting scriptures.

Sha Fu nodded again and again, and asked with some expectation: "What about me?"

Bailang knelt down and stroked her head: "Fufu is the most important thing, listen to my command, then take out the kazoo and sing "The Ascension of the Chrysanthemum Thorn" as the accompaniment of the mourning music, and I will let [Little Genius] do it for you." Blessed with magical special effects."

"Hmmmm!"

Sharf nodded happily. Bailang taught her this song when she was in Somogo. She was very familiar with it. With the background of the fart music instrument, she played the effect of ascension to heaven, and the kitten was furious.

And the evil spirit [Bai Chuan. Genius], who holds one of the three vocations [DJ], happens to belong to the electronic music department. Adding electronic sound effects to "Kazoo" corresponds exactly to the "Mourning Hall DJ" in "Modern Funeral Culture", which is a genre of heavy metal hardcore mourning and music.

When the buff is full, the burial power will be upgraded to another level.

"It's a pity!" Bailang suddenly regretted, "Without the 'Fugui Pill', not only did I miss the 'Xunlong Dian', but I also lost the great opportunity of 'Grave Head Dance'!"

If Fuguimaru hadn't left, then at the climax of his "funeral ceremony", there would be a sudden sound and light special effect music, under the illumination of the dynamic light ball, there would be a space walk on the grave, and the power of burial would break through the sky!

While regretting, Lang suddenly found that he had unknowingly assembled a series of necessary funeral links such as "sorrow, music, chanting, DJ, disco..." and so on.

Even, after he takes up the 'sub-profession', he can even monopolize the 'banquet serving' part!

Could it be that this is a revelation from God, that this industry is destined for me?