Dimensional Eroders

The aborigines in the auditorium of the arena, accompanied by poor electronic disc players, heard waves of sound, and the noisy and lively scene was about to overturn the nonexistent ceiling.

Seeing the gradually boiling scene, Bailang finally heaved a sigh of relief, finally meeting his psychological expectations.

To be honest, it was the first time to hold a super-large funeral reality show in a place similar to a stadium. Bailang was not used to it, and it was also not in place, with many omissions.

Although it was not possible to overturn the car on the spot, it exposed two flaws that seriously affected the effect of the 'ceremony'.

First of all, he lacks relevant experience in hosting large-scale stage programs. After he stepped onto the stage, his ability to mobilize the atmosphere of the scene relied heavily on the effect of the title of [Funeral Master of Ceremonies], and directly used the temporary modification of the set of [Wedding Master of Ceremonies] in his memory, which felt a sense of incongruity.

Not to mention Bailang himself, even the audience in the stands were weird. Watching and watching, there was a play inadvertently, feeling like it was a happy day, and seeing that lonely bronze coffin, I always felt that there was something wrong with it? How romantic it would be if they could be buried in pairs.

Bailang has never organized such a grand funeral on the spot, and there are flaws in rhythm, expressiveness, and appeal.

Before that, his most successful luxurious funeral was the 'Pink Electronic Music Sorrow Festival' last night. The success of this grand ceremony is essentially due to the fact that no outsiders participated.

Those in charge of the background crowd are his own pink furry rabbit and the vegetable man raised by his girlfriend who he doesn't recognize. The participants are daughters, apprentices, non-certified girlfriends, and various summons. Therefore, there is no need for unfamiliarity and stage fright, and there is no need to control the rhythm and adjust the atmosphere. Who dare not give face to the boss?

But today, things are very different.

As for another fatal flaw, Bailang's [Charm] attribute is too low.

This thing is flawed, not to mention far below the same level of contractors, even the average level of the first level, which greatly affects his "funeral host effect", making it difficult for the audience to have a sense of substitution.

Of course, if [The Charm of the Wicked] is turned on, he is also a cool B. But anyone with a little brain understands that the people who came to watch the ceremony this time are all aborigines. This is the ninja world, not Gotham, where do the ordinary people get the 'villains'? Therefore, not only is it immune to the [Evil Charm] infection, it is even more hostile, vigilant, and resistant.

Therefore, from the beginning to the end of the fourth program, Bailang's "funeral effect" was mediocre, and he felt self-doubt for a while, isn't it suitable for this bowl of rice?

Fortunately, although his personal charm is not as good as that of a normal host, the quality of the programs at hand are all excellent: Coffin-Carrying Seven Ghost Dance Steps (Ninja Rabbit Version), Sinking Demon Classical Funeral Orchestra (Four Heavenly Kings), Xiao Tiangang Arhat Array ( 36 Hairy Rabbit), if you want to be pretty on the catwalk...

These are new programs that the ninja residents who lack cultural life have never seen before. They are full of curiosity and can continue to watch them patiently. The buffer of this scene made them gradually accept Bailang's "funeral style", until...

It wasn't until Sharf was ordered in the face of danger to perform the deadly wind instrument "The Radiation Sickness of Kazoo: The Radiation Sickness of the Killing Kazoo" that the audience was finally impressed by the charming and cute little face on the big screen. attract.

Even if she played an unheard of fatal magic sound, the audience still fell into fascination and intoxication with pain on their faces, and chose to forgive in pain and happiness.

After all, she looks so cute, she looks like an angel, how could she have bad intentions? ! The sound of the flute is so heart-piercing, it fully makes us feel the pain of the family members of the deceased when they hear the bad news.

Xiao Fufu finished her solo with great success. Bailang, who dominated the 'funeral', clearly felt the 'funeral booster effect' start to increase steadily through the title feedback, and immediately found the trick.

Next, the naturally beautiful Ophelia sang on stage, and then the hardcore agricultural fitness loli came on stage to punch, finally igniting the atmosphere of the scene and getting excited.

In the second half of the funeral performance, after careful consideration, Bai Lang directly displayed the "Nightmare Demon Realm" in the home field of strange forces to hint at large-scale groups, launched mental pollution and brainwashing, and completely controlled the emotions of the audience.

Combined with the 'Great Wailing and Three Sorrows and Magic Sounds', the frenzied and restless atmosphere was integrated into one's own 'funeral ceremony'.

The last movie version of "The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" firmly suppressed the "Heroes of Dirty Land" in the coffin. And the [Soul Gathering Monument] engraved with core values ​​will be dropped heavily, to disperse, isolate, and cut off the connection between the "Heroic Spirits of Dirty Land" and the "Black Mud Pure Land", completely transcending them, and destroying them in ashes.

The obliteration of the filthy heroic spirit disappeared the depressive feeling that it had released steadily and spread outward, as if the hearts of the audience had been purified, and it was no longer heavy and became relaxed, followed by bursts of cheers.

This 'funeral' to drive ducks to the shelves ended smoothly with his thorough preparations. At the same time, the title of [Funeral Master of Ceremonies] was also slightly enhanced.

…

Time went backwards, and when Bailang gradually found his sense, from jerky to proficient, and mobilized the ready-made audience to shout together, the information about him was quickly placed on the desk of the "White Dwarf Team" for discussion.

The first thing to be dug out was naturally his experience during Konoha, which was mainly related to the "Physical Blood Witch Doctor". Many of the low-level paparazzi information manuals that Konoha eats have information about 'Uchiha Chashu mushroom'.

No one could have imagined that such a professional who can purify the filthy spirits would be an excellent doctor? The contractors who were in charge of the discussion had to sigh with emotion at the uncanny workmanship of the paradise, which could always produce some ghostly talents.

Immediately afterwards, more secretive and exciting secrets were unearthed. It turns out that his extraordinary medical talent is just a disguise, and his real profession is a heretic [blasphemy priest] in the belief system!

Moreover, the last time Outlander showed up in the ninja world was when he was kicked out by "Taki Hidden Village". That is, he has been severely injured, and his last breath is no different from a dead person, so he should return to Paradise. Unexpectedly, in just ten days, he came back out of the rivers and lakes, and he was no different from a healthy person, no! Become stronger!

What exactly is it that makes a dead man who has been severely injured and completely ruined return to the peak? What is it that allows him to continue to develop across borders and three habitats on the basis of "doctor + sacrifice", and to reach the "highest state" that the world cannot reach in the field of "purification and elimination of demons"? Even the evil of this world can be purified!

Is this a distortion of ___, or a corruption of ____?

As the investigation deepened, Bailang had so many problems and doubts that they couldn't figure it out even if they scratched their heads. In the end, all arrows pointed to the 'dream magic' he performed in the second half of this super-large live funeral ceremony.

Although they admit that the contractor of "Outlander" is very good, he can reach the level of proficiency and even seniority in the fields of "medicine, martial arts, theology, folk funerals".

But a mere Tier 2 rookie, even if he is against the sky and has a background, there should be a limit. He can't send away the 'black mud' who is helpless at the peak of Tier 3 with his strength, right?

Then, what is it that brings a crippled man back to life so brilliantly that even the black mud can save him?

There is only one answer! It's his extremely rare [Profane Priest] profession.

After being abandoned by the god he believed in and reduced to a useless person, this child's luck was against the sky. When he was in despair, he was once again chosen by a mysterious, generous and powerful new god to become the spokesperson.

Only a miracle can bring a dying cripple back to life with full blood, just like Brother Su resurrected three days later. Only a higher-ranking god can endow the spokesperson with the power of evil in this world.

This point can also be confirmed from the "funeral scene" held by Bailang.

The essence of a 'funeral' is a 'ceremony', while the essence of a ritual trajectory lies in sacrifice. Bailang's actions in the secret realm resident can be understood as his [blasphemy sacrifice] using a seemingly alternative method (ceremony) to call the gods behind the connection, hold a large-scale ceremony in the form of a 'funeral' to gather strength, and obliterate Chaos. 'The Dirty Heroic Spirit'.

Only this inference can solve the mystery, and it is reasonable and logical.

In the conference room, all the contractors were discussing:

"It's really lucky, not only healed from the injury, but also met a god who specializes in restraining the 'Dirt Heroic Spirit'."

"Yeah, really lucky."

"This profession is so miraculous that it can continuously change the system of the core Dayuan. In just one task, you can switch between multiple professional systems in succession. Each of them is comparable to an expert. Even the 'evil in this world' that cannot be restrained by the third level can be removed."

"But the hidden dangers and shortcomings are equally huge. His core source is just a castle in the air. There is no foundation to rely on. It relies on the alms and rewards of the gods. There is no problem at the low level, but when it breaks through the fourth level, it is a beautiful show. Others The contractor is a big tree, and he is just a vine that clings to the tree."

As the investigation deepened, the member of the white dwarf star cluster who was in charge of observing Bailang was surprised to find that after the end of his "big stage funeral show", he not only super-purified the "black mud hero", but also connected the data behind it. , and permanently delete the library.

At first, the member was a little incredulous, thinking that he had made a mistake.

But soon, after communicating with Bailang, he decided to use the holy relic left by the 'Dirty Soil Heroic Spirit' to carry out another 'Dirty Soil Summon'.

As a result, even if the 'Holy Relic' was used, there was no second 'Dirt Heroic Spirit' to respond. This result once again refreshed the team's cognitive limit on Bailang.

Those who mourned by him are not only purified, but also the data behind them are permanently erased from the database of the Hall of Valor, and it is impossible to summon a second heroic spirit of the same concept.

It can be said: cut the weeds and eradicate the roots, so as to avoid future troubles. This is simply a rare genius in the world of burialing mothers!

…

At noon that day, the team held Bailang in their hands like a baby, and signed a series of thoughtful cooperation terms.

Then, Bailang communicated with this team of contractors in detail, and decided to choose a new location instead of holding a concert-style funeral in the 'big stadium'.

This kind of "stage funeral" is difficult to give full play to his talent. Compared with this kind of "stage show funeral", Bailang prefers and is more proficient in "traditional oriental zero-distance interactive funeral".

The White Dwarf team is also eager to eliminate the 'black mud hidden danger', and naturally obeys his request. Not only did they provide a large number of idle aborigines as spectators, but they also actively recruited a large number of "gourmet ninjas" who are proficient in cooking, and added the sublimated soul link of "serving food and eating seats" to the "funeral".

…

In the following time, Bailang switched titles frequently, and with the cooperation of this team, he launched one after another'funeral'. While burying the heroic spirit in the dirty soil, it is also trial and error, collecting data, experiencing rituals, and improving the procedure.

He treats the 'funeral event' as an 'extended funeral ceremony', the purpose of which is to mobilize the enthusiasm of the audience through a series of steps, integrate their thoughts a little bit, strengthen the sense of immersion, let the audience participate, and bring that 'Recognition + influence' is purified and twisted into one strand in a ritual way, and transformed into 'funeral power'.

If the complicated and cumbersome process fails to make the "audience" empathize with it. Then the last link of "serving food" can undoubtedly stimulate the audience's simplest mentality of taking advantage and gain happiness through their appetite.

Even if the taste of the food is not good, the refreshing feeling that I have taken advantage of it will not be missing.

If not only the food is delicious, but also the funeral process is cumbersome and takes a long time, then every participant must be starved in the end, and then fed and eaten well, which will definitely stimulate the recognition and satisfaction to the greatest extent.

After this positive emotion is collected and processed by the 'ritual', it will be transformed into a force that can suppress and fight against the 'dead backlash'.

In the second, third...fifth funerals, Bailang not only sent away heroic spirits with different funeral ceremonies, but also learned more about the "reasons of mourning", and deeply felt the loss of In the funeral business of "Fugui Pill", it was as if his arm had been cut off.

If he can get Fuguiwan to help him at the 'funeral'. Then, once the [Magic Taunting Girl Transformation] is activated, it will definitely become the focus of the cemetery instantly!

Compulsory eye-catching + passive forced viewing can play a finishing touch on the "funeral". Bailang no longer needs to rack his brains to mobilize the emotions of everyone on the scene. Fuguiwan made a wave of 'sarcasm', no one could turn their heads and glance away, it must be a forced view. Moreover, Fugui is proficient in dance and acrobatics, has its own BGM, special lighting effects, and its magic transformation is even more impressive.

With this treasure on stage, dancing and dancing on the grave head, the audience was amazed. The 'funeral power' behind this must not blow out? !

Bailang originally has [Evil Spirit Wailing Heaven - Magic Sound Rules], and Fufu has [Evil Spirit Baichuan Genius - Dynamic DJ Playing Rules], and if the two can simultaneously bless 'wealth and honor', it will naturally be a strong alliance. Stage a "self-written, self-directed and self-acted" hardcore funerary punk that shocks ancient and modern times!

In short, without [Fugui Pill] and relying on Bailang's own funeral, it cannot be regarded as a true perfection.

After five funerals, Bailang, who made a small profit of 1,000 embers, ate the "white banquet" cooked with chakra by the cooks, and felt that he could fight another 500 battles!

At the same time, he sighed: "With the help of wealth and honor, the six ways can also be buried!"