Dimensional Eroders

Chapter 739: The Largest Online Funeral Company in the Ninja World Has Opened! X feeling...

Kirigakure, an underground training room belonging to Anbu. The new members of the trial period under Bailang's command gathered together, exchanging their new information with each other, and waiting for the 'righteous master' to arrive at the scene with anticipation.

After Bailang immediately disappeared into the fog, under the cover of the 14th generation, these newcomers completed the novice stage tasks one after another. About 1/4 of the members are unstable, still can't get rid of the mortal mentality, can't bear the high-pressure life of endless killing, and choose to return.

After the remaining members learned the basic information about the 'Fire Paradise', they resolutely listened to Bailang's warning and chose to stay. Take advantage of the opportunity provided by Bailang, try to collect points and do some small branch tasks, and store embers for the future of the contractor.

Now if you accumulate more embers for one penny, you will be able to start with a higher score after returning.

When Bailang arrived at this secret base, besides the two groups of people who left timidly and those left behind rationally, there was also a mentally ill boy mixed in.

Before Lang opened his mouth to say hello to everyone, a figure who couldn't hold back for a long time flew out and blocked him at the door skillfully using the instant body technique.

This middle school boy whose name Lang can no longer remember, stood bravely in front of him, raised his head and looked at each other, his face was full of "unconvinced, unhappy, you lied to me, you broke the appointment, you owe me more than enough in your life" Still' with the victim's expression, he asked for the benefits he deserved without showing any weakness.

Even Lang looked at him with admiration for that kind of bravery that was supposed to defy power.

It's like standing in the dock of the court, but can mess around, cry, make trouble, pretend to be deaf, argue unreasonably, and finally scold the judge, drive the defense lawyer crazy, and make the audience in the auditorium so angry that their hearts and brains explode. An illiterate old lady who touches porcelain.

Amidst the endless BB sound of the courageous boy, Bailang looked in a daze, and vaguely recalled that the other party had come to touch him just as soon as he arrived. Ask for that dark energy? Organelles, furnaces, or something?

He didn't understand it at the time, but because he was inexperienced in leading a newcomer for the first time, he casually appeased the other party and unified the team. Afterwards, the young man Ji Ji Wai Wai touched the porcelain many times, and seeing the words 'Mental Hospital' embroidered on the other party's chest, he chose to be tolerant.

As a newcomer, if you train them well, you can earn a head fee. Don't you just beep and beep, what a pity to kill him casually? Even if it is left to fend for itself, the assessment performance will be lowered, so I choose to ignore it.

If the boy just wants to prostitute a set of top-level enhancements without paying money, he is not unreasonable. After all, the white turbid dragon and kidney who met by chance, were both cultivated by him and strengthened to be colorful and dazzling. It's not that he can't give him a fortune.

However, there is a bolt in the head of this barbarian, and he insists on killing the enhancement that he has not remembered so far, leaving no room for maneuver, which makes Lang very embarrassed.

Now, he was once again blocked by this bully at the door, unable to get off the stage amidst the fearful crowd of newcomers watching.

"What? Captain, you have broken the contract again and again. Are your promises worthless? What about your reputation as a man? What about your dignity as a strong man?"

"Fuck, I'm not happy when you say that!" Bailang came back to his senses, looked at the idiot in front of him with displeasure, and retorted, "Where did I say that I would not honor it? This time I will do it for you! Satisfied ?"

"real!"

The young man's eyes lit up, and his complaints disappeared immediately, as if all the previous things had never happened, and he immediately became obedient.

Lang sighed in his heart, he was really a 'mental patient', he wasn't even very angry.

He really can't get excited about a psychopath: "I remember that I promised you that when you complete the trial task, you will help you strengthen that and so and so. If you do what you say, you will honor that and so and so today."

The gangster boy was taken aback when he heard the words, his face was ugly, and he asked sinisterly: "You can't even remember your full name, how about your respect for me? I feel perfunctory, can you really do it?"

"Shut up, I'll do it if I say yes. Dreams have everything, everything can come true, so what are you waiting for? Close your eyes, and I'll help you practice!"

Bailang didn't want to waste any more words, so he slapped out with a palm, and the fairy stroked his head, covering the red-faced barbarian Tianling who was arguing for him. Immediately afterwards, transfer energy and shock, and use the technique of beating cattle across mountains to penetrate the skull and act precisely on the frontal lobe.

With a shock of the palm force, the Qi and blood erupted and then converged in an instant, and the frontal lobe was smashed into smashed tofu brains without a sound.

The next moment, with a thought in his mind, two pink plush rabbits in the shape of oversized dolls appeared in an instant, holding the stunned boy who fell backwards.

Lang ordered: "Send it to the lotus pond for recuperation. Seeing that he works hard and generates a lot of income for me, arrange an independent 'dream space' for him, and be a neighbor with Bai Zhuo, and then give him a 'world modification'." Device' permissions, let him experience the creator mode in his dream, and strengthen that thing."

Arrange for a boy who is full of romantic daydreams to preach in his dream, and fulfill his promise perfectly. In the dream, there is really everything.

After dealing with the annoying bullshit, Lang once again looked at the newcomer who hadn't left: "I, Bailang, spit and nail, and I will do what I say. Since I have promised, I will help him achieve his dream, and even achieve it even higher. What do you say?" is not it?"

A familiar dismount. After two months of honing, the newcomers who have mastered the skills with their hands stained with blood, and become confident and high-spirited, become well-behaved again.

They recalled a lot, and the atmosphere was full of unity, harmony and friendliness.

After several rounds of questioning, Bailang learned that the driver duo formed an alliance with the aunt who was hurt by white turbidity, and formed the "Rage Steel Fist Hunting Team". All three of them chose the "Kigakure Ninja Sword Style" route, which is biased towards physical skills.

In particular, the old aunt who had been cheated out of money by the white turbid son had a fission of mind after the love affair, and vowed to kill all the wicked people in the world, so she chose to use two imitation versions of "Explosive Knife-Foam (Battle Axe Form)".

Incarnate as a woman who wields physical skills and heavy axes with both hands, and at the same time strengthens the "Fish Vein Warlock Curse Seal Mode" and develops to the "Second Stage-Deep Diver Form", which is more bloody and brutal than a tank charge.

This group is the most desperate and has the strongest fighting power. It has been officially absorbed by "Kigakure Village". In theory, they are the best among newcomers, but Bailang doesn't care.

In addition to this group, the three heroes of sudden death did not leave, but their physique was relatively weak, and their courage was exhausted by life. Three highly enlightened salted fish. They could see the pros and cons clearly and chose to stay, but they didn't dare to fight hard, they could only do some low-level tasks, intending to consume them to the end.

As for the girls, apart from the most eye-catching "crazy old aunt", two girls who are engaged in medical work chose to leave. On the contrary, the stewardess group and the model group stayed.

In addition, there are a few unremarkable newcomers who also stay in the Wuyin group, paddling low-key and dawdling. Anyway, with the protection of Anbu, if you don't die, you won't die, so spawn as many monsters as possible.

…

After learning about the recent situation of this group of useless firewood, there were no surprises, so the 'violent old aunt' was something to watch.

As long as he maintains this mentality, he will surely be able to fight his way out in the first-order circle in the future and achieve some achievements. She even turned into the "Rich Woman in Paradise" and "White Dragon" to renew her relationship and staged a happy ball battle with Sharingan.

Bailang took the lead in interviewing the three heroes who died suddenly, and took them to an office next door to have a heart-to-heart talk.

"This world is on the verge of destruction, and the environment is getting more and more dangerous. Why don't you three come back?"

"To tell you the truth, the captain, we learned the details of the paradise from other teams. The first trial mission determines the beginning of the contractor. This opportunity is rare, and we want to make more money."

Lang nodded: "The choice is very wise, but the external environment has seriously deteriorated, and you are no longer allowed to continue activities. With your current strength, if you continue to stay, 70% may die tragically. These aborigines can no longer be protected."

Hearing Bailang's words, the three Ma Nong brothers' expressions turned ugly. They know their own family affairs, and they would not be able to survive the trial mission without Bailang's protection. If you don't save enough money this time, the difficulty of the next task will inevitably soar, and then you will die tragically.

Lang: "If you still want to earn points, I can give you a way. It's safer, there is no risk of going out, and the income is higher."

The leader of the three heroes who died suddenly spoke first, and said respectfully: "Please enlighten me, captain!" The remaining heroes also bowed down and begged one after another.

Bailang: "I remember that you are all programmers? But you have been fighting in the ninja world for two months, do you still remember how to program?"

Hearing this question, Sanjie was puzzled, but Brother Sudden Death still mustered up his courage and replied: "We died suddenly due to overtime work. Although we lived a new life and became ninjas. But the programming ability has long been engraved in the DNA and cannot be erased. "

The second brother who died suddenly also raised his chest with You Rongyan, and asked, "What is the captain's order? But we need the three of us to program? But this world is backward in technology, even if you have a laptop and a stable power supply, it is still of no value to this world. "

The third brother who died suddenly also nodded and continued: "Only in a world where a modern electronic industry system has been established and perfected, has the Internet, and there is a wide market for 'programs should have', can programming be powerful. Although the ninja world also has large computers, it does not have the corresponding conditions. .”

Bailang showed a satisfied expression, and then retorted: "You guys have summed it up well, but you don't know enough, and the structure is still small! As we all know, my profession of 'blasphemy priest' is extraordinary..."

Bailang became addicted to drama and never forgot "An Actor's Self-cultivation". He put himself into the perspective of a "blasphemy priest-tool man" and introduced his boss's engineering project "Dream Network" to the other party.

And facing the three heroes of sudden death, Amway said: "I recommend a great god to you. The business ability you have mastered is enough to obtain the favor of God and achieve better results in this world."

After some confusion, he, as an introducer, introduced the three Ma Nong brothers to the 'Master of Dreamland-Ji Du'.

He did this also when the 'dream network' was formed and expanded, and after discovering that the huge computing power was constantly overflowing and wasting, he suddenly remembered that he had mastered the [data] priesthood, which could serve as a link between the 'dream' and the 'data network'. ' to really connect.

Therefore, the Healing God System can completely develop the "Three Heroes of Sudden Death" into a "clergyman", give "sacrifice" treatment, and give [data] magic, and perform "dream programming" for the main god, give full play to the true qualities of a coder, optimize Transform the dream network.

Bailang has always used the [Devil God Pillar] as a server, and Ji Du and other evil spirits also partitioned the 'Devil God Pillar' and built their own 'disks (sites)'.

However, this level of 'digitization' has nothing to do with real 'data'. It's purely out of Bailang's subjective conjecture, and Jidu's [digitized] priesthood is trying to support it.

There is no one in the whole family who is really proficient in this area, lacks professional knowledge, and uses the most simple "power of faith" to forcefully complete the "black box calculation", which leads to the waste of the huge computing power and potential of [Magic Pillar], and the super power is being used every day. load operation.

This time, the introduction of the "Three Heroes of Sudden Death" to join the "Healing God System", programming on behalf of the main god, perfecting the "Dream Network", truly introducing the correct algorithm for the [data] priesthood, filling the gaps in the "black box", and greatly optimizing the [Magic God Pillar] 】Save more computing power, resources, and space.

To be reasonable, a talent like the 'Three Heroes of Sudden Death' should enter the [Code Farmer Space] after death. The ghost knows what went wrong and was captured by [Chuanhuo Paradise].

This kind of code talent can only survive when they go to [Coder Space], and they will die when they enter the cemetery. Fortunately, they were lucky enough to meet themselves. Not only did they not have to die, but their professional counterparts awakened the soul of the coder sleeping in the DNA, glowing and glowing again.

After listening to the three heroes of sudden death, instead of resisting, they found some familiar feeling. The strange environment in the ninja world and the precarious life of killing made him feel out of place, full of confusion and fear for the future.

But at this moment, after receiving the blessing of the 'mysterious god' (dream programming), they felt that they were really alive.

After the sudden death of the three masters was settled, Bailang interviewed the model group and the stewardess group in turn. They had a lot of earnest and long talks, and finally they all joined the 'Healing God System', obtained priesthood positions, and found a new job in the 'Dream Network'.

…

Not long after the interview ended, a breaking news quickly caused a sensation in the entire ninja world.

A professional funeral company for the "Black Holy Grail-Natural Disaster" was suddenly established, and in conjunction with the mysteriously expanded "5G Nightmare Network", a brand new [Online Funeral Service] was launched!

Completely break the situation that only Bailang provides cheap funeral services in the whole ninja world.

"Shocked! The largest online funeral company in the ninja world has opened! The sexy soft girl customer service is online, the second one is half price, and it is good to use it!"

"A family should be neat and tidy. The whole family is buried together, and the group price is astonishing, only XXXX!"

Image spokesperson Kakashi: "My father passed away very peacefully."

"The big stage of the ninja world, you will come, dead father."

Once this service was launched, it instantly became popular in half of the ninja world. Wherever the 'Dream Network' signal covers, you only need to book an 'Online Funeral' online, and you can remotely load Bailang's [Department Master] career template. The black mud is disposed of.

As for the more advanced black mud, you can get a more professional "online funeral service" with an extra fee.