Dressed As a Farm Boy, He Cheated on His Way Out of the Desert.

Chapter 315 A sheep dung egg spoils a pot of soup

Liu Biaotou was the first to greet him, held his wife's arm, and asked, "What's going on? Have you met a difficult guest?"

Sister-in-law Liu gasped tiredly and responded, "You guys go and have a look. There is a customer who is making a big fuss. He must eat some braised pork, and Hongying has to make it himself. I said I have something to do at home, so I won't order at noon, but only sell set meals. , and the braised pork took more than two hours, and we couldn’t make it in time for lunch, so they started cursing.”

The villagers were angry at that time, "Isn't this unreasonable?"

“Yes, is this bullying coming to your door?”

 “Let’s go and have a look!”

 The village chief heard the news and walked out of the courtyard.

Li Laosi also followed behind. He was already strong, but during this period of time in the military camp, crawling and rolling, his toughness became even stronger.

The village chief asked Sister-in-law Liu carefully, frowned, and then told the villagers, "Go and call Mr. Er to kill a pig today, so that the naughty boys in the school can get out of school early, and they can also be happy."

The villagers ran away in a hurry, and they all walked towards the valley. Halfway through, Li Laoer caught up with them.

A group of more than a dozen people arrived at the Hot Spring Valley.

The busy women in the Taniguchi hut all had a backbone when they saw their family members.

"Village chief, you are here. Those guests are still yelling and cursing inside, which has already made the other guests dissatisfied."

“Yeah, they scolded us so unpleasantly, as if we were his slaves!”

“I was going to beat the boys just now, but we called them all out.”

“A sheep dung egg ruins a pot of soup. If you don’t take a dip in a good hot spring, you insist on drinking wine and eating braised pork. We treat our place as a tavern!”

The village chief waved his hand to signal everyone to stop talking, and then led people directly into the valley.

Most of the cabins and courtyards are occupied by female guests. When seeing so many people coming in, they always close the windows or courtyard doors.

 But everyone is curious, so they could not help but send their servants out to find out the news.

The pool under the hot spring waterfall is filled with water, and more than 20 male guests are soaking in the hot spring.

Possibly thanks to the heat of the hot springs, the green grass on the cliffs on both sides has sprouted. It looks like the color of early spring, a symbol of hope.

 The guests were soaking in the hot springs, chatting, and enjoying the light of the sky and the color of the grass in early spring.

However, there were just a few people who made the scene look bad. They sat around on a stone by the pond, with two wine pots and a roasted chicken in the middle. They ate and drank, and occasionally spit out bones and complained.

“This place is really nice, but it’s a pity that it can’t be run. If we set up a stage in the middle of the water pool, let a few young women dance, and let the spring water wet their clothes...hehe, wouldn’t it be more elegant?”

 “Haha, wonderful, wonderful!”

The other people also clapped their hands and laughed wildly, "Unfortunately, there are too many idiots in the world who don't understand this way of making money."

 At this moment, the village chief and others came over.

The other guests couldn't help but sit up straight and looked over.

The village chief and others glanced at the messy ground around them and the wine bottles on the stones, with ugly expressions on their faces. Li Laoer took a step forward, clasped his fists in salute, and said coldly, "Guests, we in the valley have already reminded you that you are not allowed to bring drinks without permission, just for fear of doing something rude while drunk. After all, there are female guests here. . You are breaking our rules here!"

Several drinkers were not happy to hear this, "What nonsense rules? You are open for business and we come to patronize. Why should we be subject to your control? I have never heard of it!"

"Then let's just pretend that you just heard about it today and let's not pursue it for the time being. But a few people just ordered, but they said they wanted braised pork?" Li Laoer looked at a few people carefully, and they were not the familiar guests in the past.

A fat bartender shouted, "Yes, don't you have the best chef in Tianwu here? He can cook all kinds of dishes. What's wrong with us ordering braised pork? And isn't the pig slaughtered in your village today? Just use fresh food." Made from slaughtered pork!”

 “Yes, if it’s done, there will be a reward!”

 Several other drinkers also agreed, looking very arrogant.

Li Laoer responded with a cold face, "First, our valley will not accept orders today. Second, there is no top chef in Tianwu in our valley. Third, we will only kill pigs for our own family to eat today. It will not be our turn." Guests should get up and get dressed and go to the restaurants in the city to ask if they have braised pork?"

 “How presumptuous!” The fat man was annoyed, “Are you trying to drive away guests? You slaves, who gave you the courage?”

“That is, do you know who we are? You don’t want to live anymore!”

 “The dog slave has eaten the heart of the bear and the courage of the leopard!”

The village chief and others all had dark faces. Li Laosi clenched his fists and was about to step forward, but was stopped by Li Laoer.

“Uncle the village chief is tired. Please bring a rock for him to sit on.”

Li Laosi glared at the guests, then walked to the side, selected a stone as big as a millstone, bent down, and easily lifted it, then walked to the edge of the pool and put it down with a bang.

Li Laoer respectfully helped the village chief sit down, as if he didn't even see the frightened eyes of the drinkers.

This stone weighs more than three hundred kilograms, and even four people may not be able to lift it.

Li Laosi is just one person. It is very easy to move a chair. How strong are these arms?

An ordinary person only weighs more than a hundred kilograms. In his hands, wouldn't it be like a toy, and he can easily throw it away...

 Several drinkers subconsciously shrank into the pool, their faces turned pale with fright...

Li Laoer then looked at them again and said, "We don't know the identities of these guests, and we don't want to know. But when these guests come to our valley to play, they probably don't know who we are, right?"

"First of all, we are not slaves, we are ordinary people in this village. But Zhuangzi is the property of the Ye family of the Marquis of Xinting, and we are the ones who manage the valley for the Marquis. Even if we are slaves, we are also the slaves of the Marquis. You Not qualified enough to be called a dog slave!"

His expression changed and he stared at the drinkers fiercely, "If you don't believe it, then I advise you to inquire carefully. Otherwise, you will end up with eyes and ears in vain and harm yourself and your family. It will really be more than worth the gain."

"Then, let's talk about whether we want to live or not. Of course we want to live. The jade melons and golden fruits we grow are the emperor's favorite foods. We will start planting this year soon! If some guests think you are better than the emperor Noble, then we will not live and commit suicide to apologize to you. But when the emperor wants jade melons and golden fruits, you will have to pick them on your own heads, and of course, you will be disliked by the emperor!"

"You...are you threatening us? We are just a group of slaves. Do you think the Marquis and the Emperor will remember you guys with muddy legs?" The fat drunkard shouted with force.

The other people also seemed to have found the confidence, and echoed, "That is, the Marquis has already gone on an expedition, and the Emperor is in the palace, who can go to verify it. You just hold the banner and make trouble!"

"Whether we are raising a banner or not, I won't bother you to worry about it!" Li Laoer became impatient and called to the villagers, "Come, clean up a few guests and ask them to return to Kyoto as soon as possible to verify it. This time The court may not be over yet, so don’t delay them from entering the palace to ask the emperor!”

 (End of this chapter)