Dressed As a Farm Boy, He Cheated on His Way Out of the Desert.

Chapter 479 Three old ladies, a big show!

"Mr. Wen's mother? I always thought that Mr. Wen's parents were dead when this happened!" After hearing this, Aunt Zhang Wu said in surprise: "I see that Mr. Wen is in our village during the Chinese New Year, wearing only clothes and shoes." Everyone helped prepare it, it doesn’t look like there are family members taking care of it at all..."

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law of the Wen family looked embarrassed, and they wanted to explain, but Grandma Feng Ba had already pulled Wu Aunt Zhang, and then said with a smile: "Don't worry so much, it's not easy for anyone to live. Maybe Mr. Wen's family is so poor that he can't even eat. Of course I can’t take care of him anymore!”

 The Wen family’s mother-in-law and daughter-in-law’s face turned completely black...

Jiayin was hiding behind her grandma, laughing so hard that she secretly rubbed her belly.

　　When it comes to swearing, whether it’s a positive one or a negative one, the old ladies’ fighting power is absolutely amazing!

Old Mrs. Li coughed twice and said, "Old sisters, I'm here to ask for your help. Please help me to persuade Mrs. Wen. She was crying so sadly just now."

“Oh, yes, yes, I’m off topic!” Grandma Feng Ba quickly patted her chest and assured, “Don’t worry, there is no one in this world that we can’t persuade.”

Aunt Wu and Aunt Zhang also nodded repeatedly, as if they had been entrusted with important tasks.

 Then they all looked at Mrs. Wen, staring with three pairs of old eyes, eagerly waiting for her to start performing.

Mrs. Wen subconsciously picked up the handkerchief, but froze there, not knowing what to do...

The atmosphere in the room was awkward for a while, but in the end it was Grandma Feng Ba who clapped her hands and shouted: "Oh, I know, Mrs. Wen must be angry at us and feel embarrassed. Then I will show off first and complain, Be an introduction..."

After saying that, she slapped her thigh and said in a long tone, "Oh, my dear, poor mother, I have raised you for eighteen years, and you just left when you said you would. I am helpless, I really want to find you." Lord Yama said!

“It’s a pity that it doesn’t rain anymore, and two acres of land at home have been destroyed by drought! I can’t live with my old bones, but that northern barbarian took a big knife..."

Aunt Wu and Aunt Zhang looked at each other and realized that it was not easy to let Grandma Feng Ba take on the responsibility by herself, so they quickly joined the group of patting each other on the thighs.

Aunt Wu cried and said: "Oh, yes, you **** barbarians. We were living a good life, but they just came to make trouble. Our good home was just left behind!"

Aunt Zhang immediately took over, "In order to survive, we had to climb mountains and ridges. There are forty mountains, and we can't reach the end! Tigers, black bears, and wolves in the mountains all regard us as food. Who can see They all want to take a bite of our flesh... Wow, it’s really impossible to live in those days!”

Grandma Feng Ba was very happy to end her solo struggle and quickly joined the "singing" team of her old friends. "Fortunately, we all worked together. We couldn't wait to climb all the way before we crossed the mountain. But as soon as we came down, we encountered barbarians again. !

“The sharp sword was slashing at us. It was **** and scary! Wow, even now I still have nightmares!”

Three women perform one play, and the skills of the three old ladies are even more profound.

Singing, reciting, and beating, the opera turned into a classic!

　　Since Qingshui Village suffered a natural disaster and was invaded by barbarians, he was forced to go south, crossing mountains and ridges, killing wild animals and fighting bandits, until he almost failed and died at the dock.

They cried and cursed at the same time, and the jingle they made up was wonderful. Their cooperation was a tacit understanding, which was simply amazing!

The Wen family’s mother-in-law and daughter-in-law opposite were dumbfounded. One held up the handkerchief and forgot to put it down. The other opened her mouth, wishing that even a fly would fly in...

Mrs. Li added another pot of tobacco and continued to smoke, sighing from time to time to match the performance of the old sisters.

 But she was so happy that she let out a bad breath. The Wen family is a scholarly family, and Mrs. Wen is also a pretentious person at first glance. She probably likes romance more than daily necessities, and she is not very understanding of the world.

 In her opinion, chasing someone to wipe their tears is already a very dirty method.

I have to say that this method is also very effective for Mrs. Cui, who comes from the same scholarly family.

 But when she arrived at Li's house today, this method was destined to fail.

 Because the Li family is not a scholarly family, they will not do this!

Don’t you want to cry? Let me show you what a crushing crying scene is and teach you a lesson!

Mrs. Wen took a deep breath and wanted to say something, but she choked before she could say anything.

She said decisively: "Ahem, old lady, ahem, we have a long time to go out, it's time to go back, come back another day... Ahem, visit!"

After saying that, she was about to get off the ground, but after sitting cross-legged for too long, her legs became numb. She fell off the kang with a thud and fell to her knees.

Old Mrs. Li put down her pipe and pot, and quickly gave her a hand, "Oh my, nephew-in-law, what are you doing, why are you kowtowing? There is no need to give such a big gift, being so polite is just a heretic."

Mrs. Wen gritted her teeth and stood up slowly while holding on to the edge of the Kang. Without saying anything, she helped her mother-in-law get off the ground and left quickly.

Mrs. Wen seemed to want to say something to Mrs. Cui, but Mrs. Cui sat behind several old ladies with her head bowed, only a little bun showing, and did not even look at her!

Tao Hongying said he was leading the way, but in fact it was almost like escorting him. He quickly led the Wen family’s master and servant out of the corner gate of the backyard.

Old Mrs. Li immediately put out her pipe and pot and shouted, "Open the window quickly, or you'll choke me to death!"

"Hahaha," Grandma Feng Ba couldn't help but laugh, "You smokers feel choked, and we can't survive. To be honest, they left early. If we sit here for a while longer, we won't be able to hold on. "

Mrs. Wu also smiled and said: "That's right. Get me a bowl of water quickly. I'm dying of thirst. I'm afraid I've said more today than I have in a year!"

 Aunt Zhang Wu was the most energetic, clapped her hands and smiled, "Have you seen the faces of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law? Hahaha, with such skills, how dare you come to our place to play harp?!"

Mrs. Li turned around to look at her granddaughter and Mrs. Cui. Seeing that they were not feeling uncomfortable, she said, "Old sisters, it's all thanks to you today! When I saw their attitude, it was not a good thing. I looked at Jin Rou's thin skin. When they cried, they softened and became annoyed, and then they took the initiative to end it with Mr. Wen!

"As for them, they will not complain in front of Mr. Wen. They will only say that Jinrou's feelings for him are not solid enough. It is really insidious!"

"Yes, yes! Rich families are willing to play this small game, but it is not as real as our farmyard!" Grandma Feng Ba said with a sneer: "Although we have no knowledge, the matter of a son marrying a wife still depends on the son.

"After all, she is the woman who has children with him. She will sleep with him on the same bed and die in a pit. He must like it, right? What are we doing to stop her? One day, we kick off her legs and go see her. Lord Hell, why don’t you still want your daughter-in-law to accompany your son?”

“That’s the truth,” Aunt Wu also said, “This old lady from the Wen family just can’t think about it!”

  It’s still the fourth update of the day~~

 (End of this chapter)