Entertainment: Start with Succubus and play Hollywood

"Drew, can we get started?"

"Uh, Martin, let me confirm again, are you sure you want to do this?"

"Don't worry, I know what's going on, let's do it!"

Martin hung up the phone and picked up the newspaper on the table.

《News of the World.

There is a film review by Roger Ebert.

The old guy lost his job at the Chicago Sun-Times after being suppressed by Martin, but apparently - he found a new position.

After scolding Martin's"So You Think You Can Dance" before, this guy posted another long review specifically to praise"The Incredible Hulk"》

"The Hulk is a rarity among Marvel superheroes in that his powers are a curse, not an advantage. When rage overcomes Dr. Bruce Banner and he transforms into a green monster many times larger than his original size, it's not to fight evil or defend America, but simply to beat up his tormentors."

"Like its predecessor, the story of Frankenstein,"The Incredible Hulk" is a warning against the folly of those who play with the mysteries of life. It’s about the pain of having a power you didn’t seek or desire. Banner told his only friend Betty Ross:"What scares me the most is when it happens, when it happens to me, when I'm completely out of control, I love it.""

"Director Li Yin's"The Incredible Hulk" is one of the most talkative and thought-provoking recent comic book movies. It's not so much about a green monster as it is about two damaged adult children of megalomaniacs. Banner's father was a scientist who experimented with his own DNA code and incorporated the genes transformed by a laboratory accident into the Hulk inside his son. Betty Ross was Banner's research partner; they almost became lovers, but that didn't work out, and she sarcastically remarked that I had an inexplicable fascination with emotionally distant men. Her ruthless father is General Ross, a menacing man determined to destroy the Hulk"

"The Oedipal conflict between these two opposites is at the heart of"The Hulk," and it's touching that in many scenes we're essentially watching wounded children. When the Hulk's magical powers become known, of course the military will try to kill him (a common solution in most movies about aliens and monsters), but there's another villain with something more sinister plan of. His name is Talbot, a greedy entrepreneur who wants to use Banner's secrets to create a self-healing soldier. Huge profits can be made from it"

"The film raises and actually discusses questions about genetic experimentation, the misuse of scientific research, and our instinctive aversion to misfits. Remember, Lee is the director of films like The Ice Storm and Sense and Sensibility, as well as Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; he tried to really deal with the issues in the Hulk story in this movie, rather than simply switching The most mindless special effects"

"《"The Incredible Hulk" is filled with references to classic movies."King Kong" is undoubtedly one of Li's inspirations, and"Bride of Frankenstein" is another. For example, in one scene, the Hulk sees himself in a pond. reflection in. Dr. Jekyll was the obvious inspiration for the original. Other references include Citizen Kane (the Hulk destroys a laboratory) and SpaceX (a jet flies so high that the stars can be seen). General Ross also has the shadow of General Jack D. Ripert (note: the character in"Dr. Strangelove"). The former is played by Elliott, who skillfully demonstrated a restrained and focused almost exaggerated performance."

"The film has an elegant visual strategy, but also another, more subtle technique that reminds me of comics: He often cuts between different angles within the same close-up shot—not to the next shot, but to Switch from one angle of a face to another, like a graphic artist would do when another frame is needed for a longer conversation"

"There is no doubt that this is a unique comic book movie. Its depth and connotation are not available in other comic book movies. Li Yin perfectly combines business and art and transforms them into his own purpose. , a comic book movie for those who don't like comic book movies."

(PS: The above is the original translation of Roger Ebert's review of"The Incredible Hulk", not that the author knelt down and licked Li's finger, sweating!)

"Haha, so many words, so much praise."

Martin laughed cheerfully. The higher he is praised now, the more miserable he will fall in the future.

""Push them all together" is a common tactic used by film critics, but Martin knows how miserable the box office of"The Incredible Hulk" will be in the future, and he also knows how good the box office of"Dance My Life" will be, so let these two movies The film will completely sweep the film critic industry into the trash heap of history!

Of course, some necessary small means are also needed.

The next day, more negative comments about"Dance My Life" suddenly appeared on the Internet evaluate

"Martin didn't have any outstanding performance in the movie except for making fun of himself."

"Martin's ugliest and worst movie"

"Jessica is really ugly, can she really dance?"

"The movie is useless"

"A disgustingly retarded movie."

"Anne Fletcher might as well be a dance teacher, she doesn't know how to make movies."

Martin clicked the mouse and looked through the negative comments on the Internet, with a bright smile on his face.

Yes, he asked Drew to arrange for the trolls to release these negative comments. (To read the cool novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

I’m blackmailing myself!

You’re cruel!

As for why you do this, just look at the replies below these comments.

"Martin doesn't have any outstanding performance in the movie except for posing.

Reply 8871:"Master, are you blind? You can't see such a good dance?" Can’t you see such beautiful love? It seems you are indeed blind! Reply

2:"On the contrary, Martin's dance is the most eye-catching part of this movie. I doubt the original poster's aesthetics.""

"Martin's ugliest and worst movie.

Reply 1:"Ugly?" rotten? Do you really know what you are talking about?"

Reply 2:"At first glance, it looks like a black man sent by a competitor, squirt, squirt, squirt, I'm going to watch it a second time!"

"Jessica is really ugly, can she really dance? Reply

1:"How dare you insult my Goddess Jessica? I think you are an old, ugly and jealous old witch!" Reply

2:"You can see the ugliness in your heart from your comments. Please look at yourself in the mirror before insulting others!""

"A disgustingly retarded movie.

Reply 1:"I think you are disgusting!" Reply

2:"There are many malicious reviews on the Internet, and some people maliciously give low scores on IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes. I suspect that competitors are maliciously smearing"Dance My Life"》"

Reply 3:"These bastards, brothers and sisters, those who like Martin and Jessica and the movie"So You Think You Can Dance" should go and give high scores on IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes, and let this movie return to where it belongs. In the position."

(Brothers, please take care of me, please give me some comments, flowers, collections, and rewards. Thank you.）