Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

(Thank you Hua Yanzhi Shoumeng!)

It is not easy to catch antelope among the cliffs.

Under the law of survival of the fittest in nature, these goats with little competitiveness have survived until now, relying on the top rock climbing, jumping, and running abilities in the animal world.

"I watched a program similar to Discovery before. It was about a hunting tribe living on the African grasslands. Their main source of meat is antelope. At that time, I thought that the antelopes in Africa, except for cheetahs, probably belong to them. The fastest, how to catch it? Traps, bows and arrows, or surrounded by people..."

"I tell you, neither!"

Chen Ergou approached the cliff, and the antelopes in the distance also spotted him, but they still casually jumped between the cliffs, and occasionally looked up at him. Maybe there are no people here all the year round, and they are rarely hurt by two-legged animals like humans. Not the slightest bit of fear.

As if thinking of some funny picture, Chen Ergou smiled happily, and said: "When I saw them chasing the antelope with two legs for 4 hours, the antelope didn't even run away. , standing there foaming and watching the hunter approaching step by step, his eyes filled with: You fucking kill me, I will never run away again."

The barrage in the live broadcast immediately turned into a burst of "23333333" laughter, and the atmosphere was very relaxed and lively.

Chen Ergou laughed too.

Not only because he was about to have a delicious meal, but he could even find a source of water nearby, which made the heavy pressure in his heart unconsciously relieved.

He began to approach carefully, looking for the target.

There are huge boulders of original style with a height of several meters everywhere, and some even have traces of the erosion of the ancient Mediterranean sea. The so-called black and white desert landscape is also completely presented in front of the audience. A rare picture. How many people may not be able to go abroad once in a lifetime, but they can see the most realistic primitive scenery of the Sahara Desert through the live broadcast room, which is like being there.

...I'm afraid this is one of the reasons why the self-media era is becoming more and more popular.

Turning a corner, I suddenly saw a strange scene.

Before he could speak, the live broadcast room was already buzzing, "66666"

"What are the antelopes doing in the trees?"

"Wow, is the goat showing off its qinggong? It's actually standing on top of a treetop."

"God, God!"

"It's amazing, it's the first time I've seen such a picture."

"It's much more enjoyable to hang out with Master Dog than to visit relatives' homes to visit New Year's Eve."

Although it is already late at night in China, the viewers who had finished running with their relatives for a day, returned home and lay in bed, and began to habitually pick up their mobile phones or turn on their computers to watch the live broadcast. The popularity of the live broadcast room was approaching 7 million without knowing it.

Chen Ergou laughed and said: "It is said that in the cross talk world, there is a traditional cross talk joke called "Sheep Climb a Tree". As the name suggests, this joke is about the fact that sheep can climb a tree, which sounds very unreliable. But I'm afraid cross talk Artists never know that there are really sheep that can climb trees in this world."

In the endless Sahara desert in southern Morocco, some antelopes are lying on the tree trunks, some are standing on the branches, chewing the leaves with gusto, presenting a scene of "sheep climbing the tree".

"Here I need to explain to you: Due to the hot and dry climate in the desert, and it is difficult to grow grass, there are only some drought-resistant and high-temperature-resistant shrubs suitable for the climate of the southern Sahara Desert. The antelopes living here are short of water. In order to survive in the grassland, they not only learned to climb rocks, but also gradually learned the ability to climb trees, and eventually they can easily climb, jump, and even stand on the branches.”

"This tree is not an ordinary tree, otherwise these antelopes would not be able to climb to the top of the tree without shaking. The tree these antelopes climb is a very famous 'Argan tree' in Morocco. Because this tree is very hard, Some Moroccans call it 'Moroccan Ironwood'.

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"Not only antelopes, but also goats in Africa will climb trees. In Morocco, a group of Berber shepherds will follow their goats, picking up the argan fruit stones that fall from the goats' mouths at any time, and then smash the stones open. , extract the bitter nuts from them, grind them, and extract the very precious argan oil from them, which is used for cooking and making cosmetics. Today, the 'sheep on the tree' has become a unique sight that tourists from all over the world cannot miss."

He left enough time for the audience to look at the scenery, and then turned away the camera after a while.

The beautiful scenery was also seen, and the jokes were also played. Chen Ergou was about to work.

He suddenly turned serious, and solemnly said to the camera: "Now I'm going to hunt the antelope, maybe the scene will be a little bloody, so I remind the audience in advance, if you can't stand it, please temporarily divert your attention."

"Human beings are emotional animals. Many people like to watch various nature documentaries. They will not be moved by watching many bloody ones, but watching killer whales killing humpback whales will make them worry, and seeing wolves devouring tiger cubs will make them unbearable to watch. , but not seeing cheetahs catching antelopes.”

"If it is not necessary, I don't want to kill too much. But now everyone has seen that the cruelty of the desert is beyond my imagination. From morning to now, I have not supplemented any food except eating some aloe vera pulp. I desperately need a full meal .At this time, an antelope can help me store enough food to get out of this desert."

"The weak eat the strong, it's all about competition, it's all about living, from the perspective of nature, everything is equal. Even in today's society, the same is true. Our country must continue to become rich and strong, and we must expand our armaments to defend ourselves, because we will be beaten if we fall behind. The century-old history of humiliation in the Qing Dynasty is the best proof for everyone.”

He spread his hands and said: "Although this explanation is a bit far-fetched, because I am a strong person, an existence at the top of the food chain, my intrusion has destroyed the tranquility of this desert, and any killing I do here is killing the weak. But I will kill this antelope!"

"The reason why I have to explain a little more is just to give myself a step down, hoping to make you a little more at ease."

After finishing speaking, he began to make preparations, took off the rope, connected the rope together, and tied an unsheathed wild knife to one end.

To be on the safe side, he cut off another strange willow branch nearby, and sharpened the tip to make the suggested wooden spear.

The surface of the branches and trunks of desert plants will turn white or off-white because they have to resist strong sunlight and avoid being scorched by the high temperature of the sand surface. This strange willow is very soft, and it is enough for him to use.

Carefully approach the antelope.

But this is a desert, and there are few places to hide, not to mention the antelopes are still looking from afar.

Before he got close, an antelope on the treetop howled towards the sky, and then all the antelopes around stopped eating leaves and looked up. The first duiker jumped off the tree trunk and started running, followed by the rest of the antelope.

Chen Ergou didn't wait any longer, and rushed out, "Not good! They sensed my murderous intent and wanted to run away! I'm exhausted now, so I can't race with the antelope."

At this moment, he was at full speed, as fast as a flash of lightning and rushed out, and swung the long rope with the scimitar in his hand from a distance.

The sound of "whoosh" became more and more intense, and the jungle knife drove the rope to spin faster and faster above the head, dancing into a whirlwind of knives in the blink of an eye.

"Ding~ Congratulations to the host for breaking through 7 million popularity and completing the side mission..."