Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

brush!

At the moment when Dong Haichuan exclaimed, Cheng Dongfeng shoved two mineral water bottles into his arms quickly, then looked at Dong Haichuan blankly, and said in surprise: "Master, you What did you just say?"

"Life Essence? Do you want to give me a few bottles of Life Essence?"

Dong Haichuan's face darkened instantly, and he glared at Cheng Dongfeng.

What does this bastard mean?

Afraid that the master covets your life essence?

Is the master like that?

Well, even if Shizu has such thoughts, but in front of Jiang He, you behave like this, doesn't it make brother Jiang He misunderstand Shizu?

"Life Essence?"

Jiang He suddenly realized, and glanced at Cheng Dongfeng, the thing turned out not to be picking up the bottle, but coveting to drink the remaining ninth-grade life essence liquid in the bottle...

This is not a waste of rivers. When you drink mineral water, can you drink it completely?

Can……

Is this necessary?

Do you treat the rest of your drink as treasure?

When I was in the wilderness area, I used this thing to wash my mouth.

Could it be that their gossip people have any special hobbies?

Thinking of this, Jiang He couldn't help feeling chills, and decided that he would not give Cheng Dongfeng the bottle that he drank in the future, and he immediately clasped his fists and said, "Master Dong, Cheng Da... grandson, I suddenly remembered. There is still a market at home, farewell!"

brush!

Jiang He turned around and disappeared from Cheng Dongfeng's field of vision as a thunderbolt.

Depend on!

Cheng Dongfeng stared in the direction where Jiang He disappeared, and suddenly punched the wall. He heard a bang and the wall collapsed, but Cheng Dongfeng didn't care.

"Wait... this kid just called me eldest grandson?"

Cheng Dongfeng was angry.

However, before he could start scolding, he felt a pain in his head, but he was slapped on the back of the head by Dong Haichuan.

"Damn things!"

Dong Haichuan was furious and shouted, "What is Jiang He's identity, how could it be that you call him a kid?"

Without waiting for Cheng Dongfeng to speak, Dong Haichuan reached out his hand like electricity, grabbed it in front of Cheng Dongfeng's body, and immediately rose into the air and flew away quickly. His voice came from a distance, and it resounded in Cheng Dongfeng's mind. Said, "Little Fengzi, remember to be more polite to Jiang He in the future."

Cheng Dongfeng frowned, a little surprised.

Master...

Is this gone?

According to the character of the master, shouldn't he take himself to the restaurant, then eat and drink, and let himself pay by the way?

But then he thought of something, reached out to touch his arms, and almost cried...

Two bottles, one missing.

At this time, the staff of the Martial Arts Administration trotted over from a distance, glanced at the collapsed wall, and then glanced at the dark-faced Cheng Dongfeng, and asked carefully, "Master Cheng, what happened?"

"fine."

Cheng Dongfeng gritted his teeth and said, "Find a worker to repair this section of the wall. The cost... I will ask Director Duan to reimburse me, saying that my ancestor broke it!"

He stepped forward, but his mind flashed.

or……

How many days are you going to live in front of Jiang He's house?

Even if it is a floor shop, you can make a fortune by picking up a few bottles at that time.

Thinking in my heart, unknowingly, I came to Duan Tianhe's office, but saw Duan Tianhe and Ji Dongxu sitting together in the office, each with a sad face.

"What's wrong?"

Cheng Dongfeng was puzzled.

Duan Tianhe rubbed his temples and smiled bitterly: "I just received a notice that the troops stationed in Yu Town will be evacuated tomorrow, and 2,000 people will be left behind by Master Chen to help defend Lingzhou City."

"That's a good thing!"

Cheng Dongfeng sat on the sofa, picked up the teapot, poured himself a cup of tea, and said with a smile: "Master Chen and 2,000 fully armed soldiers, the strength of our Lingzhou City will greatly increase, such a good thing, you are frowning and frowning. Well?"

"The military supernatural powerhouses who sit in Dadongshan will also leave. From now on, Jiang He will be in charge of Dadongshan."

"What?"

Cheng Dongfeng almost spit out the herbal tea he had just drank, and couldn't help but say, "Fuck, who made this arrangement? Don't they know Jiang He well? Let Jiang He sit in Dadongshan, so you won't be afraid of Jiang He doing things?"

"The order issued by Minister Wang and Commander Li of the Military Department together."

Duan Tianhe was a little helpless.

With Jiang He's strength sitting in Dadongshan He is completely enough. Given his character, God knows what will happen to him?

After pondering for a long time, Duan Tianhe said, "Old Cheng, get ready. Let's go to Jinyintan Village to find Jiang He and have a good chat. After all, it is no exaggeration to say that this is a major event involving millions of lives."

Go to Jiang He's house?

Cheng Dongfeng stood up and said righteously: "Old Duan, you are busy with official business, stay and handle the work. I will do this kind of difficult task alone!"

"You can rest assured, I am old Cheng doing things, don't you rest assured?"

"Even if I kneel on the ground today, kowtow and beg Jiang He, I will beg him to guard Dadongshan well."

Cheng Dongfeng rushed out of the office, leaving Duan Tianhe and Ji Dongxu to stare at them.

This……

Something's not quite right!

When did Cheng Dongfeng become so hardworking?

However, Duan Tianhe didn't think about it too much, but frowned: "The army is transferred away, and the supernatural powerhouse is switched to defense. This is a major event. What happened to cause the above to make such a response?"

…………

Jinyintan Village.

brush!

A thunder streak across the sky, followed by Jiang He from the sky.

As soon as he entered the gate, the seven Huluwa brothers came up to greet him, crying and making a fuss around Jiang He.

"Grandpa is back, grandpa is back!"

"Grandpa, aren't you going to feed us big eagles?"

"That's right, we're going to eat big eagles!"

Qiwa, who had always had no sense of existence, suddenly shouted, and then the seven brothers shouted in unison, clamoring to eat big eagles.

Jiang He had a headache, and kicked the seven brothers into the air one by one. He scolded, "A bunch of bastards, eat shit, you guys, whoever yells again, I'll put you in a gourd and lock you up."

The seven Huluwa brothers were in tears, lying on the ground, daring not to speak or cry.

Jiang He felt a little soft-hearted. After all, he was his own grandson...

Can only helplessly: "Okay, don't cry anymore, I'll bake a big eagle for you."

Aoi greeted him and asked, "Master, do you still need to prepare dinner?"

"No need, let's roast the big eagle and eat it today."

Aoi rejoiced and shouted: "Master, I want to eat big eagles too, I want to eat big eagles too..."

Jiang He covered his forehead!

Why does this sentence come out of Aoi's mouth so erotically?

Golden wings are too big to be roasted outside.

When he came outside, Jiang He waved his hand and threw the golden-winged Dapeng on the ground, and instructed the seven cucurbit brothers to pluck the hair... After all, this thing couldn't be baked without plucking the hair.

However……

The seven Huluwa brothers used all their strength to suckle, but they couldn't pull out a single hair.

Golden-winged Dapeng has already made a feather that is harder than S-grade alloy, and the feathers are almost integrated with the body. How can a few gourd babies be able to pull them out?

Jiang He had no choice but to pull out the hair himself.

Plucking.

Clean the guts.

cleaning.

This process took a full hour.

In the end, Jiang He took out the golden kitchen knife again, and slashed the knife marks on the body of Golden-winged Dapeng. The reason for this was to allow the flavor of the seasonings to blend in more quickly when the barbeque was about to begin.

However how to bake...

Another big problem.

Jiang He pondered for a moment, then suddenly had an idea.

He took out the Scarlet Flame Sword, and with a thought, the Scarlet Flame Sword rose against the storm and turned into a length of more than 200 meters. With a flash of sword light, he inserted the body of the Golden-winged Dapeng. Then he held the hilt of the sword and floated cross-legged in the air. The four babies took turns in battle, using the ability to "control fire" to bake the golden-winged Dapeng.

"This……"

"Too slow?"

Jiang He shook his head. If he continued to bake like this, he might not be able to make a "roasted whole carving" in ten hours.

His mana was activated, and a red flame erupted from the Scarlet Flame Sword. The red flame burned slowly, completely submerging the entire sculpted body. In just a moment, a scent wafted out of the nostrils.

"Wow!"

"It smells so good!"

Cheng Dongfeng just arrived by car at this time. He parked the car, got out of the car and sniffed hard. He looked at Jiang He, who was sitting cross-legged and suspended in the air, and then looked at the golden-winged Dapeng wrapped in flames. Surprised: "Damn, such a big chicken?"

Don't say it yet.

The plucked golden-winged Dapeng looks like a chicken.

Jiang He was about to explain, but Cheng Dongfeng found a golden feather scattered on the ground. He picked up a feather that was as tall as himself and looked at it carefully. He even tried the hardness of the feather with his hand. Looking at Jiang He, he was shocked. Said, "The Purple Crown Golden Eagle King? Jiang He, did you bake the Purple Crown Golden Eagle King?"

"and many more……"

At this time, Cheng Dongfeng saw the giant sword interspersed with the golden-winged Dapeng again, and could not help but take a deep breath.

"hiss!"

"Such a big sword?"

"Turtle!"

Zhenggou squatted aside with his tongue sticking out, his eyes full of saliva, and Er Lengzi, who was staring at the "Golden Winged Dapeng", turned his head and glanced at Cheng Dongfeng with contempt. The corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, and he said with disdain, "Where did you come from?"

This is my master's hunting just now. It seems to be called the Golden Winged Dapeng. How did you become the Purple Crown Golden Eagle King?

Er Lengzi looked at Cheng Dongfeng up and down, saw Cheng Dongfeng staring at him with wide eyes as if he had seen a ghost, and immediately scolded in the northwest dialect with a bit of Sichuan flavor: "You melon coward, Eyes staring like a basket, looking at it and pinching it?"

"Have you ever seen such a handsome dog as Lord Dog?"

Snapped!

Jiang He slapped Er Leng Zi to the ground with a slap in the air, blue veins bursting out on his forehead, and cursed with a dark face, "Shut up, shut up and get out of here!"

He jumped down from mid-air.

Holding a 200-meter-long Red Flame Sword in his hand, the golden-winged Dapeng danced on the roasted golden light. He took out a kitchen knife and cut a piece and took a bite. He couldn't help but complain, "Is the meat of this golden-winged Dapeng so old?"

"Hey... It's a bit old when you enter it, but after eating a few more bites, it seems very chewy."

"Lao Cheng, come a little bit?"

"Huh? Lao Cheng... Lao Cheng?"

Seeing that Cheng Dongfeng didn't respond, Jiang He immediately put out his hand and waved it in front of Cheng Dongfeng.

Cheng Dongfeng came back to his senses.

He raised his hand and suddenly slapped his face fiercely!

Snapped!

what……

It hurts!

So I'm not dreaming?

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