Famous Detective Conan: Eating and Waiting To Die

PS: The work of practicing pen, this is a pit ~ oh oh ~~

"Balalaika, we have already agreed, this is the last mission."

Looking at the sound, a man with a plank hair and a scratch that looked like a knife cut his face said lazily. At this time, he was putting his feet on the expensive woman named Balalaika. of sandalwood on a table.

"Bastard, I count to three. Who do you want to take your dirty feet from my book? I don't mind cutting it off with the pile of junk between your legs."

Bang! Perhaps feeling that she was not strong enough to speak, Balalaika pulled out a Rambo knife (famous for "First Blood" Stallone's use) and slammed it into the sandalwood table she seemed to cherish. !

"Hahaha, hahaha~" The man laughed a bit like a fool, and took his foot off, because he knew that the woman in front of him with the hideous scar on her face was a ruthless woman, and she said what she said. A ruthless character.

"Are you really going to retire?" Balalaika lit a lady's cigarette for herself and took a light sip.

"Well, didn't I say it at the beginning? I'll leave here after I've saved enough for the rest of my life. Sure enough, I still like to live freely, hahaha, hahaha~"

After laughing a few times, he saw Balalaika staring at him coldly, that man, oh, forgot to mention, his name is Wang Xiaoming, he put away his laughter embarrassingly, "Okay okay, Dear Balalaika~" Wang Xiaoming opened his arms, "I know that you can't bear me, so before I leave, how about I decide to give you a warm embrace of Xiaoming?"

"Go away!" After a while, Balalaika choked out a word between her teeth!

"Hahaha, hahaha, your Chinese is getting better and better!" After that, Wang Xiaoming grabbed his jacket and got up and walked out.

"Aren't you going to say goodbye to everyone?"

Bang! With the sound of the door closing, Wang Xiaoming's erratic voice came from outside the door, "No, I hate parting the most, whether it's life or death... and, old lady, I advise you too. Let’s retire early, we know fewer and fewer people on this road…”

Then Wang Xiaoming's voice disappeared in the bleak winter in Siberia. . . .

"Hu~" He spit out the last puff of cigarettes, and Balalaika stuck the cigarette **** in a very Chinese-style ashtray. Needless to say, Wang Xiaoming must have bought such a tasteful thing for her.

After a long time, Balalaika sighed, "People are in the rivers and lakes, you can't help yourself, Xiao Ming, this is what you told me... Levi, Locke, Dutch, maybe I will go to heaven to accompany you soon. of..."

"Good evening, everyone. Tonight is the night of nine stars that has attracted worldwide attention. According to scientists' calculations, at around 2 a.m. tonight, the nine planets of the solar system will line up in a straight line, forming a miracle that will only happen once in nearly ten thousand years. Landscape, I think all astronomy lovers..."

In an unknown hotel, the **** Wang Xiaoming had just taken a bath and was about to take a night's rest before leaving for tomorrow's flight. This place has countless memories.

In his spare time, he was watching the so-called Jiuxing Lianzhu live broadcast on TV. The beautiful Russian host with sweet dimples on the TV was using her professional knowledge to introduce the knowledge about Jiuxing Lianzhu. The overtime pay is also a lot of hard work.

"It is said that whenever Jiuxing Lianzhu happens, some very miraculous things will happen, so, everyone, let's look forward to it together, hope that something miraculous will happen to us? For example, become superman. Ha. Ha ha.."

Wang Xiaoming smiled dumbly. Feeling a little tired, he turned off the TV, put the Desert Eagle that Lai Wei had used on the coffee table, sat on the sofa and went to find Duke Zhou to play chess.

Time ticks by, and the scientists' calculations are very precise. At 2:03 in the morning, the nine planets of the solar system are connected together. Those who were expecting something magical to happen are basically disappointed, because nothing happened. . .

And Wang Xiaoming, who was still playing chess in his dream, experienced the most miraculous thing in his life. A dark blue light flashed in the sky. In the dark night sky of Siberia, it was impossible to detect with the naked eye. The light just hit the room where Wang Xiaoming was, and then Qingguang disappeared with Wang Xiaoming in the vast Siberia. .

Chinese Empire

a military base

"General!" A man in a uniform of the Chinese army that we think is definitely not the current Chinese army walked up to the general he said, and after a salute, opened the information book in his hand, "According to your plan," The Chinese Imperial Army specially selected talent orphanages” have been established all over the country, and we will regularly select the materials that can be made and send them to the secret base for training to provide fresh blood for the empire!”

The officer's face was serious, but if you look closely at his brows, you'll find that there was a throbbing throbbing, obviously wanting to laugh, and enduring it very hard.

Because this whole plan was put forward by the general, but he has the full authority to implement some of the plans. . Some steps, he really wanted to laugh when he thought of it, but the person in front of him was the highest general of the entire Chinese Empire, who controlled most of the military power of the Chinese Empire, even the emperor needed to see his face, and the most important thing. Yes, in the eyes of this officer, the general in front of him is the one who deserves allegiance. I don't know why, this feeling has been deeply imprinted in his heart since the first time he saw the general. Doubt seems to be innate.

"Well," the general standing in front of the huge transparent observation window nodded, "Very well, everything is going according to plan, remember, I have to personally sign a contract with each batch of selected seeds, and I I don’t want to cultivate a group of people who will rebel in the future for the empire, you must know that the seeds are planted in my heart when I was a child, do you understand what I mean?”

"Yes!" Slap! The officer saluted a standard military salute again, "General, don't worry, the orphanage will never happen to be bullied and deducted. Once it happens, according to your instructions, you will be shot on the spot!"

The general nodded with satisfaction, waved his hand, and signaled the officer to go down.

The general was still standing there, looking at the busy world outside the observation window, "This towering tree in the Empire looks strong, but it is actually rotten. It looks strong, but in fact its roots have already rotted away..."

"Hello~" The general who was thinking about something took out his beeping mobile phone from his arms.

"Well, I'm Zhang Zuolin, I understand."

General Zhang Zuolin, who hung up the phone, strode out with a bad expression on his face, "These **** British guys, don't show them some color, they really think they are the number one in the world! Prepare the car and go bite the Dragon. House!"

"Yes, General!"

Time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like shuttles, time is a butcher's knife, and it cuts down fifteen years of time with one knife.

A secret base training ground in the Chinese Empire

呲~ With the sound of a burst of airflow, a guy with silver-white hair and some natural curls jumped out of the cockpit of a steel skeleton. That's right, this person is Wang Xiaoming, no, it should be called Zeng Ge, do you still remember that dark blue light? After Wang Xiaoming became conscious again, he had a new name, Zeng Ge. Simply put, he was reborn into a 5-year-old boy.

"Well, although I don't know what's going on, maybe it's not necessarily a new beginning~" Wang Xiaoming, who had just been reborn, thought so.

However, after Wang Xiaoming completely integrated the memory of this little boy named Zeng Ge, he felt like he had swallowed a fly. How could there be such a shameless person in this world! That's right, this shameless person is referring to Zhang Zuolin, do you still remember that plan? Zeng Ge was one of those orphans selected. .

"Okay, kids!" In front of a group of single-digit children who were still ignorant, there was a man in a military uniform with a beard, but it seemed that this uncle didn't look like a bad guy! So all the children turned their attention to him.

"Cough cough," Zhang Zuolin coughed a few times with his empty fist in his hand, "Everyone of the Chinese Empire, unfortunately, due to various reasons, you have become orphans, no relatives, no friends, maybe before you came here for the sake of Survival, instinctively flipping the trash can, just to find a piece of moldy food, but now there is a chance in front of you!"

"Da!"

Zhang Zuolin snapped his fingers, and a small platform rose on each child's table with a piece of paper on it.

"As long as you put a handprint on this, then you will be able to live in peace from now on. There is clean food, beautiful clothes, and of course, a beautiful sister who loves you, handsome brother!"

Like a big bad wolf, Zhang Zuolin was seducing those children. .

"That... Lin," a female officer beside her clutched her forehead, "I can't stand it anymore."

"Haha," the guy called Lin also looked helpless, "If these little guys grow up and see these videos, I don't know how they will feel!"

Not caring at all that his subordinates were talking about him, Zhang Zuolin watched as the children who were just about to move threw the straw that broke the camel's back, "The first 20 people who press their fingerprints first will have an unlimited supply of candy for a month. !"

Of course, he didn't care at all that the children who had already been sold pressed their handprints for the candy, and Zhang Zuolin was like a profiteer who didn't know how much money he made, but, if you look closely at his smile , but also with a hint of helplessness, "In a country as large as the Chinese Federation, are there only so many children who fit the new style of steel skeletons?"

"Hey," sighed Zhang Zuolin and shook his head, "Let's go step by step..."

Forget about the top 20 kids happily nibbling on candy! That's right, our protagonist Comrade Wang Xiaoming put his soul on Zeng Ge's body after that, "Zhang Zuolin, you bastard, draw a circle and curse you, children, you lie too!"

Of course, these are just the silent cries of Zeng Ge's heart. There is a saying that is good, life is like a strong J. If you can't resist, just enjoy it silently. Anyway, I am still young, even if I sell it to this so-called Chinese Empire, I will be able to redeem myself one day sooner or later! Time cut back to the present, and Zeng Ge, who had just stepped off the steel skeleton, was notified to meet the guy who deceived a group of innocent children with candy! "That **** old man!"

After giving a salute to the person who passed the order, Zeng Ge strode out of the practice ground.

"Aha! My child, how have you been recently?" Looking at Zhang Zuolin who opened his arms to him with a smile on his face, Zeng Ge put a vertical line on his head, "How did this guy become a soldier of the Chinese Empire? Marshal Ma?"

With a slight flash, Zeng Ge avoided Zhang Zuolin, "I'm fine, you don't need to worry about the general, I don't know what to do with summoning your subordinates?"

"Ahahaha, this child is still so indifferent! Are you still brooding about what happened back then? You must know that you were the first to press your handprint back then! Ahahaha..."

"Creak!" Zeng Ge clenched his fist, but thinking about the identity of the very rude old man in front of him, Zeng Ge wisely put down his fist, "If the heart is clear, the sky will not fall... ."

In fact, Zeng Ge himself may not have noticed that although he was very speechless to this guy, but, just like Zhang Zuolin said back then, the orphans in the orphanage have never been discriminated against, even if they were half-tempted to sign a prostitution contract, Looking back now, I wouldn't hold grudges against the old man in front of him, at most he was speechless. Maybe this is the so-called conspiracy.

Even if he does not devote himself to the empire so wholeheartedly, he does not hold grudges against the empire because of these things. This is Zhang Zuolin's genius. Of course, this is also the reason why Zhang Zuolin chose the child, the big child is not easy to deceive. .

Looking at Zeng Ge who was sitting there with a black line, Zhang Zuolin stopped joking and returned to his position with a serious face. Of course, this position is usually taken by the director of this base. "Lin, you go out first, and turn on the first-level anti-eavesdropping mode by the way!"

"Yes! General!"

"Old man~" After there was no one else in the room, Zeng Ge, who threw his feet on the opposite table without any hesitation, looked puzzled, "Is there anything else that needs to be turned on?"

"Yeah!" Zhang Zuolin, who was leaning on his chin with his hand, nodded, but his eyes were fixed on Zeng Ge, as if he was looking at a work of art. That's right, it's a work of art. In Zhang Zuolin's opinion, the young man in front of him is his most satisfying work for so many years. He is cold-blooded, decisive, obedient to orders, powerful, and has a maturity that does not match his age. One point, Zhang Zuolin attributed it to the unfortunate life of childhood, because children who have experienced unfortunate are very precocious.

After thinking for a moment, Zhang Zuolin slowly opened his mouth, "It's about the room temperature superconductor SAKURA~DITE."

"That's it," Zeng Ge nodded to show his understanding. After coming to this strange world, Zeng Ge was like a sponge, constantly understanding the world. After so many years, he has basically turned himself into a The aborigines, he found, this is a very strange world, the entire earth does not have the United States, the three most powerful countries in the world are the British Empire, er, they call themselves the Holy British Empire. There is also the EU, in Zeng Ge's opinion, it is like the European Union of the original world, and the Chinese Empire! Of course, there are some other small countries, but they belong to cannon fodder-level countries, such as Japan.

I remember that about seven years ago, the British launched a war against Japan, and the target was the normal temperature superconductor SAKURA~DITE! Zeng Ge originally expressed doubts about starting a war for a kind of metal, but when he knew that there is no nuclear bomb in this world, and SAKURA~DITE's strategic position in this world is like a nuclear bomb, he knew it. , Japan, which owns more than 70% of SAKURA~DITE metal in the world, is destined to be a character who is innocent and guilty.

Of course, Japan has never invaded China in this world. In fact, it does not have that kind of strength. Today, Japan has fallen and is divided between the Chinese Empire and the British Empire. As for the EU, they express no interest in Japan's territory. As long as the annual SAKURA ~DITE Divide the Assembly (named by Zeng Ge himself) to get reasonable metal.

Seeing Zeng Ge nodding, Zhang Zuolin continued and continued, "Recently, those British guys are using themselves to control the territory near Tokyo, and they have played tricks with us and the EU in the distribution of SAKURA~DITE, so I definitely send A group of people went deep into Japan, secretly helping those resistance forces in Japan, so that those British guys would not be too comfortable."

"That's it?" Zeng Ge looked disdainful, "Have you been doing things like helping the resistance forces, those British guys are just turning a blind eye and don't want to tear their face with us, what? Secrecy is needed!"

"Of course not. Although it is your task to help the Japanese resistance forces, it is not the most important task. You also know that Japan's Kyushu and its territories to the south are controlled by our Chinese Empire, but the place where birds don't shit. , There is no SAKURA~DITE at all, it's just our springboard, so in order to be expanded, we need to establish a pseudo-Japanese government in Kyushu, and then expand to the north in its name, in this way, even with that Helping the British fight, we also have enough reasons to help increase the troops, um. In the words of the ancestors, the division is famous. And your biggest task is to help General Cao stationed in Japan at the right opportunity to establish A fake Japanese government!"

"It's not too bad, but, are you going to send me alone? I'm not a god, not that great!"

"Ahahaha! Of course not!" Zhang Zuolin stroked his beard, "I have selected a batch of the most elite new-style steel skeleton pilots and sent them to Japan under various names, and you are one of them. After you arrive in Japan, you only need to contact General Cao on a single line. When he needs you, I will send someone to notify you. The rest of the time you are responsible for secretly helping the Japanese resistance forces in your respective areas, even if you can't beat the British gang. Dude, disgust them to death!"

"En, it seems that this is a long-term task!" Zeng Ge's eyes flashed when he said that, "Old man, it is clearly written in your contract. If this task is completed, the points obtained will be added to the I can retire after the tasks I did before!"

"Retire?" Zhang Zuolin was stunned, "Ah... Of course, if you are sure, you can retire after completing this mission!" Zhang Zuolin found that he really couldn't see through this young man more and more. He didn't care about money or honor. He doesn't even care about his own life, what is he expecting?

"Then get ready and leave tomorrow. I'll let Lin tell you the details."

"Ah~~~" Zeng Ge yawned, "Hey, I don't know how many years I will stay in a place where birds don't poop!"

"Will the bird die? No, no," Zhang Zuolin showed the same expression as a big bad wolf back then, "I used my relationship to send you to the 11th district that the British guy said, your identity seems to be as I remember. A student or something..."

"What?" Bang! Zeng Ge jumped up and scolded, "You immortal, do you hate me immortality! I just grabbed a few beards from you! You sent me to those British guys. The core site!"

"Ahahaha.. But you are the only one in this group of elites who can fit here! Don't worry, you are not fighting alone, you have the entire Chinese Empire behind you!" Zhang Zuolin stroked his beard with a straight face!

"Fuck you! The whole empire will collect corpses for me!"

"Your Excellency Zeng Ge," Zhang Zuolin's deputy, Lin Zheng, patiently explained Zeng Ge's mission in a secret conference room, "Your identity is the identity of a new student in the high school department of the Chinese Empire Lingxiaogong Academy. Exchange with Ashford College in District 11 of the British Empire. In order to hide from the public, you will be among this group of exchange students, claiming that in order to promote friendly relations between the Empire and the British Empire, you can choose to settle in District 11. Of course, we We will provide you with housing, tuition and living expenses.”

"What about the secret mission? How can I help the local resistance forces near Tokyo? Where are the weapons and British mechs you transported? I can't drive our steel skeletons with great fanfare then!"

"You can rest assured. After you arrive at District 11, our people will use the contact information I gave them to contact you. After all, they are the ones on the front line who are more familiar with the specific operations of the entire incident."

"Simply put, we'll go there when we have the chance, and if we don't, we'll be lurking, and then we'll die in a foreign country with the help of the pig-killing knife of time."

"Uh..." Lin took out a handkerchief from somewhere and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, "Although...but...it's about the same. Then, Your Excellency Zeng Ge, if you have no other problems, I wish you all the best. Good wind!"

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