History’s Strongest Husband

"The lady is back? It's been hard for you to travel outside these two days, and I feel so sorry for your husband."

Shen Lang's face was full of sincerity.

Then, he cupped his hands and said: "Lady, you should have a good rest now, I still have a few books for my husband, so I'm leaving..."

Then, Shen Lang quickly walked towards the study.

"Whoosh..."

A gust of fragrant wind.

With a flick of Mulan's hot and delicate body, she appeared directly in front of Shen Lang.

God, with such flexibility, Shen Lang is really worried that he will be unable to hold back in the future.

Look at Mulan's two super long legs.

If you get pinched, not only will your soul be dissipated, but it may even be broken.

I'm starting to exercise now, is there still time?

Mulan said softly: "Husband, please go slowly, there is still some time before dinner, and I have a game that I want to discuss with my husband."

"Game?" Many images appeared in Shen Lang's mind.

For example, he was tied with a rope, or candle oil, or he was whipped.

Look at Mulan wearing this outfit again.

Snake skin tights, really fit.

"What game? My lady." Shen Lang asked excitedly.

Mulan said: "It's a game similar to primitive animals, with strong body collisions."

Shen Lang's heart was beating like a drum, and his breathing was short of breath.

However, his strong desire to survive made him feel that he must leave immediately.

Shen Lang looked innocently and said: "Lady, I don't want it anymore, I'm going to finish my meal soon, so it's not suitable for such intense exercise."

Then, he bowed his head and was about to leave.

next second.

He couldn't walk anymore, and his nosebleed was about to spurt.

Because, Mulan's fiery delicate body made a movement in front of him.

Rear arch bridge.

Her devil figure, still wearing tights, makes such a move.

For any normal man, just looking at it would make his heart explode.

To be honest, just this picture is enough for Shen Lang for a year.

Even if it is a fire pit, I will jump into it.

Shen Lang shouted in his heart: "Hurry up, hurry up, or you won't know how to die in a while."

But he said in his mouth: "Since the lady invites you so kindly, it would be disrespectful for your husband."

...

Three minutes later.

"Ah... ah..."

"oh oh……"

"Mistress, be gentle, be gentle, this is the first time for a husband."

"It's going to be broken, it's really going to be broken..."

At this moment, Shen Lang really knew what hell was.

He had never done splits before, his legs were pressed to 180 degrees, and his balls were pressed against the ground.

The pain was a hundred times more than the girl's first break.

He had never done any exercise before, his body was folded in half, and his head was poking out from between his legs.

At this moment, he was really in pain.

He wanted to escape, but a pair of beautiful and fragrant claws grabbed his shoulders, and he couldn't escape even a single step.

He really regrets it.

I regret it so much, if I don't join the Earl's Mansion, I won't have the pain I have today.

If I don't cross time, I won't enter the Earl's Mansion.

If I don't go to Africa, I won't be bombed across the country.

I wouldn't have been to Africa if I hadn't been to the lab that night, I wouldn't have been disfigured by sulfuric acid.

If the fat guy in the dormitory hadn't borrowed the Tokyo hot I just bought, I wouldn't have gone to the lab.

Fatty, all this is your fault, why did you borrow my Tokyo hot.

No wonder I felt like meeting an enemy when I saw Jin Mucong.

"Mother... Lady, didn't you say that what we are going to play is a collision game between primitive animals?" Shen Lang trembled.

Mulan said: "That's right, this game is called Liuqinxi, and it imitates primitive animals. Husband, your body is too weak, you need to exercise more. It happens that I am free, so I can help you exercise."

"Many, thank you lady." Shen Lang was dripping with sweat.

Mulan said: "You and I are one, there is no need to be so polite, husband, let's do it ten more times..."

ten times?

Shen Lang wailed in his heart.

Ma'am, you are really ruthless, do you have the heart to see such a beautiful man like me being tortured?

"My lady, I was wrong, I was really wrong..."

Mulan said seriously: "Where is your husband wrong? You didn't do anything wrong. I just helped you exercise."

Shen Lang said: "No matter what happened, all mistakes are my fault. The lady is always right, just, and great. If there is any ambiguity, please refer to the previous article."

Mulan said, "Do you really know you're wrong?"

Shen Lang said: "Wrong, I was completely wrong."

Of course, he really didn't know where he was wrong, but it didn't matter, all he had to do was admit it.

Mulan blushed and said, "Then tell me, how did you know this secret?"

"Know what?" Shen Lang said, "What secret?"

Immediately afterwards, his mind turned rapidly.

In just a second, he knew why his wife was angry?

It is because of the sentence he said to tease Bing'er that every inch of time is worth every inch of gold.

But, you have betrothed Binger to me, how could such a big thing happen because of me molesting her?

No, there are secrets and secrets in it.

Daughter-in-law, are you reacting so strongly?

How did you know this secret when you contacted Mulan?

What secret?

Shen Lang understood in seconds.

No way?

God favors me so much?

My lady bears the name x?

His gaze couldn't help but look towards Mulan's belly, although he couldn't see anything, but... he can make up his mind.

Then, he felt his nose bleed coming out.

When Mulan saw her husband's expression, she immediately wished she could open a gap in the ground and get in.

She also understood.

This rascal husband didn't know his extremely private secret at all, and he said it by mistake while flirting with Bing'er.

With such a big reaction, he revealed the secret instead.

Shen Lang said softly and seriously: "Don't worry, lady, I will never discriminate against you because of this."

After saying this, he regretted it and immediately covered his mouth.

Get carried away and float away!

Next, it will be miserable.

Sure enough, Mulan said indifferently: "Husband, come again twenty times."

Suddenly, the sound of Shen Lang killing a pig came from the yard.

The fat man Kaneki Satoshi wanted to come to play with him, but was scared back after two hundred meters.

...

half an hour later.

It's finally over.

Shen Lang felt that the whole body was no longer his own, and his limbs seemed to be split at any moment, and separated from his body.

It hurts too much to shout.

"My lady, I'm hungry, shall we have dinner?"

When eating, Shen Lang's hands and legs were shaking.

"Husband, you won't blame me," Mulan said.

"How could it be?" Shen Lang said: "I can't blame my lady at any time. No matter what problems arise, I have to find the problem from myself. My lady is like the sun in the sky, always shining brightly, great and just."

Mulan put the vegetables into Shen Lang's bowl affectionately, and said softly: "My husband is a little weak, please make up for it."

I don't know why, maybe it's a hallucination or something.

Shen Lang saw that there seemed to be a pair of magic horns growing on Mulan's head.

After eating, Mulan prepared a bucket of medicinal soup for Shen Lang.

Shen Lang stripped naked and went in. When he soaked in the medicinal soup, he felt so sour and comfortable that he wanted to cry out.

After soaking in the medicinal soup, Shen Lang felt that his body was much lighter and stronger.

No more trembling of hands, no trembling of legs.

What is the most terrible punishment in this world?

I punish you for your own good!

Shen Lang is in this situation now, after being dealt with by the goblin Mulan, he can't even blame him in his heart.

...

At night, Shen Lang lay on the bed and slept.

Instinctively, he curled up his body.

This is a habit he developed in his previous life. It seems that only by curling up can he feel a sense of security and stay away from loneliness and grief.

Mulan floated in, she was worried that she would really hurt her husband.

Looking at Shen Lang who was curled up on the bed, his extremely beautiful face was no longer the rambunctious and joyful face of the day.

Not to mention lonely or sad.

Mulan felt a slight pain in her heart.

She lowered her face lightly, and kissed Shen Lang's hair lightly, the movement was so light that it was completely undetectable.

Then, she floated away.

Shen Lang opened his eyes, stretched his body, and a smile appeared on his extremely handsome face.

On picking up girls? On understanding the depths of the beauty's heart? On acting?

Who can surpass me, Shen Lang.

Jie Jie Jie Jie!

...

In the middle of the night, Mulan had already fallen asleep, and so did Xiaobing.

They are 100% asleep, so don't ask how Shen Lang knows.

Anyway, he wasn't asleep yet.

At this time, Shen Lang was wearing gloves and a mask, as if he was facing an enemy.

It took several nights and hundreds of catties of moldy rye to finally extract such a small amount of potion.

Although the conditions in this world are really rough, there is no qualified ethanol and no qualified amine water.

But...Shen Lang still managed to extract a certain derivative of lysergic acid from ergot bacteria, that is, lysergic acid/diethyl/amide.

This is the most powerful / hallucinogenic / agent in the world. Compared with ether and the like, its power is simply instant-killing.

It directly acts on the central nervous system of the human body, creates illusions about time and space, and directly leads to self-distortion and division.

Although the purity of this thing is not high, there are many impurities.

However, it is totally enough!

This is the trump card of Shen Lang's next move.

After Xu Wenzhao died, Tian Heng and Liu Wuyan should be very impatient to deal with me, right?

And the fatal move is ready, if you want to kill me Shen Lang with one move.

I'm already ready and waiting for you to come.

Even before forcing Tian Heng to break his own arm, Shen Lang had already started planning and doing things.

Carefully sealed this thing up, and then took off the gloves, a wicked smile appeared on Shen Lang's handsome face.

Tian Heng, do you think that after slapping you in the face, I will let you go, and then wait for you to find a chance to harm me?

Stop joking, how is it possible!

Once you become my enemy, unless you die, our bad relationship will not end.

Enemy, you can die!

Under the candlelight, Shen Lang's smile really looked like a villain.

Still, he was so handsome.

...

A secret room in Xuanwu City.

"Xu Wenzhao is dead." Tian Heng said, "He was killed by that little boy."

The city lord's confidant said: "I know."

Tian Hengdao: "Our plan must be carried out immediately, and things will change if it is delayed. Shen Lang is too vicious and cunning."

The city lord's confidant said: "No, the fire hasn't started yet, the time has not come yet."

"Whether the fire is burning or not is irrelevant, we will definitely kill with one move." Tian Heng said: "Ye Chang has many dreams, the sooner this little boy Shen Lang dies, the sooner we will relieve our hatred, and the sooner we will be at ease."

The city lord's confidant said: "The governor's envoy is already on the way, and he will arrive at Xuanwu City tomorrow, and you can do it tomorrow night!"

"Yes!" Tian Heng said.