How Am I Still Alive?

"Despicable, shameless and obscene! Backstabbing kills! Those who take off their weapons and attack automatically, and they are poisonous, too much!"

"But this one, I won."

"With your tactics, you can win at most once out of ten times."

"Well, but this one, I won."

"Don't win, win, let's fight again! As long as you win once out of ten times, I will be convinced."

"Why? I've won this one."

Forcibly turning the mature young lady into an angry little girl, Lu Pingan happily enjoyed the aggrieved and unhappy opponent.

Hua Xueyi, who met someone unkind, sulked helplessly, and wanted to make another gesture with Lu Ping'an.

But Lu Pingan is not stupid, how could he take the initiative to seek a beating.

And Xiaolu over there was also smiling happily, sorting out her harvest.

The toxin of 'Looking Back Regret' has subsided, and the permanent curse of aging is not something that silver items can have.

But encountering the greatest unsolvable fear in a woman's life, Bingshan Beauty will be frightened into a soft girl and a little girl.

The anxious look, the girl trying to touch her face to look in the mirror, the girl who took a deep breath and relaxed, and the little girl complaining full of resentment.

Although the "aging photos" were forcibly deleted, there are many interesting things in Xiaolu's collection.

In fact, it's no wonder that the senior sister is full of resentment. She is telling the truth. The strengths of the two sides are not at the same level. She is too aggrieved to lose.

Lu Pingan won at most once in ten games, but after exposing this trump card, he lost ten games in ten games.

"Again!"

Although it was very interesting to see the tearful impulse of the senior sister, Lu Pingan was very moved but decisively refused.

"I've already won. If I win one game, I won't fight. If I say it in the future, it's a 100% winning rate. Well, I'm telling the truth. Without this new toy, I wouldn't fight with you at all. Now that it's exposed, why am I Looking for a beating."

Although what he said was very sincere, but coupled with that laughing expression, no matter how you looked at it, it seemed like he was mocking him twice.

But this is the reality, if there is no combination of "Remorse Looking Back" and "Lu Ping'an's Transformation Wave Battle Ax (Xu Dela's Parasitism)", Lu Ping'an would not fight Hua Xueyi at all.

It is because of the harvest this time that Lu Pingan plans to try a battle.

[Lu Ping'an's modified wave battle axe (brass low-level curse, parasitized by the magic plant Hydra)]

[Function 1: The weight of a mortal (black iron median), you can increase/decrease the weight of the battle ax head at will, up to four times, and there is a gap of 0.05 seconds for each change. 】

[Function 2: Chihai Waves (lower brass), users of the Waves Slashing method will be blessed, and their comprehensive abilities such as weapon characteristics, proficiency, and professional skills will be improved in a small range, and it can increase the impact of the Waves Slashing method Comprehension, promotion. 】

[Enchantment 1: sharp enchantment (lower black iron), there are traces of modification on the blade of the axe, and the blade of the axe is particularly sharp. 】

[EX: Hydra parasitism, the special individual magic plant 'Hydra' with twisted poisonous whiskers is parasitic in the wooden handle, and its tentacles are wrapped around every corner of the battle axe. In a sense, it is a living weapon. 】

[Curse: Mortal's dullness (brass inferior): The holder must practice combat skills more than five days a week, otherwise he will suffer the curse of dullness and stupidity. 】

Originally, when Lu Pingan proposed to use a wooden ax handle and asked to make an extension rod design, he was strongly opposed by the craftsman Hou Yixi.

From the craftsman's point of view, the wooden handle couldn't bear the quality of this battle ax at all, and then the design of the extension rod was made with empty pipes and sets of rods, and it would break cleanly when it was handed over.

But when Lu Pingan successfully parasitized a magic plant in it and fused it to the wooden handle, the craftsman had no reason to object.

Xu Dela (Lu Ping'an's twisted roots), is the same species as Xiao An, but unlike Xiao An, who prefers the parent's monkey shield tree regeneration gene magic plant, it is more inclined to the mother's poison ivy's poisonous module.

As a vine, it climbed a circle of small light blue ancient vines on the Tomahawk, which has a more historical flavor, but in fact, these are all poisonous, and the paralysis toxicity is not low.

As part of the tentacles, you only need to control the extension, shortening, and twisting of the wooden handle of the tomahawk. Yes, that's right, in Lu Ping'an's design, the tomahawk can turn suddenly when it is swung!

When Lu Pingan held the tomahawk and felt his "All Weapons Specialization (Exotic Weapon)" and "Life Resonance" activated at the same time, he knew that the bet had won, and he happily used the poison in the legend. Hydra named it.

Probably alluding to the fact that this battle ax can turn and bite like a hydra, and it also has the ability to be highly poisonous and regenerate.

With a new toy, it is natural to take it out to play with. Hua Xueyi is a pretty good opponent.

But when they really fought, Lu Pingan realized that he still underestimated her.

The reality that the hardware and software are not as good as the game has been confirmed, but some things can only be known after the game is launched.

"...Small gimmick, meaningless to her."

Lu Ping'an's original chance of winning was actually on "Xu Dela" and "Silver Poison". These two combinations have the power to kill low-level professionals with one blow.

But when you really fight, you find that "hitting" has become extremely difficult.

"You only have one chance, if you fail...you will be hammered to death."

There was only one Hydra attack, and Lu Pingan reckoned that his success rate was very low in the face of Hua Xueyi who was concentrating and reacting extremely quickly.

With the reaction ability and concentration to catch the burst of thorns, even if the tomahawk suddenly extends or even turns, she still has a high chance of avoiding it.

And even if it hits, as long as she reacts, it is very likely that she will not be injured or even able to break the skin!

And if it fails this time, there will definitely be no next time.

"As long as the attack comes from me, she will be on guard, so what if the attack is not from me?"

The other side of a soldier's concentration is that he inevitably ignores the surrounding situation.

After one-on-one duel players enter the state, the more intense the stage, their eyes and hands are guarding their opponents, the more difficult it is to guard against a third party's backstab.

Therefore, Lu Pingan adjusted his strategy in time, and began to use more exaggerated offensive performances to attract the opponent's attention.

The core of the performance is to guide the other party to think about "what else does this guy have to do" and "how does he plan to make a comeback", so that senior sister Hua can focus more on Lu Ping'an herself.

All that remains is to make the other party think that Lu Ping'an's decisive battle broke out at the moment of the climax of the grandest performance, and start jumping over the wall in a hurry.

At that moment, the moment when disappointment and vigilance inevitably fell at the same time, he was attacked by a self-propelled poisonous snake that had already given up its guard.

"...again, this time I'm not letting the water go, and I'm giving it my all from the beginning."

In fact, Hua Xueyi did not show her full strength, she was expecting Lu Pingan to show more strength.

The boy smiled.

"But I have already won this time, is there a second time in my life?"

In an instant, the girl kicked the ground violently, but still had nothing to say.

If Lu Pingan is the enemy, all this is over, is it important to release water? Any reason for a rematch?

She was very wronged and aggrieved, but I don't know how many more aggrieved fighters have already died in the ground.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Xueyi, you look so ugly that you can't afford to lose."

"Shut up. My fake girlfriend! When I get back, I'll take care of you."

Hua Xueyi glared at her friend angrily.

She understands the truth, but she still looks unhappy.

"In this way, I don't accept it, don't think of me joining your team!"

"Hehe, this is just to prove that I have the strength to deal with you on an equal footing. Since I have come to persuade you, I have naturally prepared a bargaining chip to persuade you. Xueyi, do you want to overcome your natural weakness of ability and fight more freely and last longer? ?”

"You can do it? Hehe."

Hua Xueyi laughed dumbfounded, full of disdain, how could she untie the knot so easily after so much effort.

"Of course, I also know that your innate ability is not something as simple as 'hair metallization'."