How Am I Still Alive?

The big cat is an evil god, although she is so harmless and cute, she is still an evil god with countless blood debts in her hands.

The appearance of her obsessed with chasing dramas, cartoons, and comics is just a disguise used to deceive you and make people let go of their guard.

She knows it's hard to fool you, so she doesn't rush it, months, or even years later, will you let your guard down at some point just once and you're screwed!

Every time the big cat "acts cute and stupid" in front of him, Lu Pingan will subconsciously say these words to himself to remind himself to always be vigilant enough to this "thousand-year-old monster".

Just, now.

"Hahaha! Selling abductees! It's okay to take two steps!"

"You kid brought the devil here?! Hahaha, so funny! This bald head is so good!"

The noisy noise from the secret realm always made Lu Pingan wonder if he had made a mistake in his vigilance these days.

"Don't believe it, don't take it seriously, it's all a scam, it's all a pretense." Lu Ping'an's words made him less and less convinced.

"Xiaoluzi, this skit is so funny! You humans can play it, that bald-headed show, can you help me make it a little bit more? Look at the people who have helped you a lot these days!"

The big cat's laughter was full of joy from the heart, but Lu Pingan had no way to deal with her sense of humor. She could laugh while watching political dramas two days ago, not to mention the really good comedy shows in this era.

However, the more she smiled happily, the more silly Lu Pingan seemed.

".Your website VIP membership is gone."

"What?"

"I will cancel the 1990-1995 classic cross talk collection you ordered."

"Don't!!"

Whenever this happens, Lu Pingan suspects that his defense is the wrong target.

But he is also sure that his defense is meaningful.

After all, ferocious beasts have no malice towards humans, but they can still eat people.

No matter how cute it looks when it is imprisoned, you will know how much it wants to "get close" to you when you open the cage.

At this time, Lu Pingan really wanted to ask her something.

He looked at the "old man" in the car in front, and asked thoughtfully:

"By the way, why didn't they just snatch those survivors away? Then force them to keep their secrets? Even if they have been keeping secrets, there is a limit." This is something Lu Pingan has always been puzzled about.

"It doesn't make sense. The 'secret' of the official secret keeper is protected by a super taboo, and the retired secret keeper has to add another layer of lock. Even if you drain their souls, you can't make them reveal the secret they don't want to say. And "Big Cat really deserves to be a wanted cult member, this kind of secret is casually said.

"Even if you find something to bypass the secret-keeping contract and come up with something, can you believe it? Many people have already fallen on it." The big cat sighed with deep understanding, making Lu Pingan suspect that this is her own experience .

Lu Pingan nodded thoughtfully, which made him feel more at ease.

Now, they are in the convoy out of the city.

At least four teams of ten cars in front and behind are on the bright side, and at least ten times as many as the following cars in the back and shadows.

The luxurious configuration of these hundreds of professionals fully demonstrates the special service team's emphasis on this "fishing law enforcement".

At that time, there were only eleven "old people" who survived, but they were all close to death.

Under the comprehensive factors of various aspects, 5 people left in a row in just one month, and now there are only 6 people left, and one of them is not in the ancient city.

Two important "pivots" of the five ceremonies were dispatched during this fishing operation, one took the highway to the provincial highway, and the other was now on the way to the airship station (airport).

Set off at the same time and start fishing at the same time.

It is now 8:50 in the morning, light rain, the car is not driving fast, and Lu Pingan, who is in the passenger seat, has time to fish for fish, but seeing other people so engrossed in observing from side to side, he has no choice but to chat with the big cat.

He actually wanted to get in the driver's seat, but unfortunately his driver's license had to wait for several years.

"That's not necessarily the case. After getting the professional secret keeper qualification certificate, you can take the driver's license test in advance." Big Cat knows even this, which makes people wonder if she has done this job before.

"Of course I have done it, and I have done it for more than ten years. I am still your superior's superior's superior. In short, I am still a foreign general who has cooperated with you humans. How to complain.

By the way, after joining the post, Lu Pingan also has a military rank, a warrant officer, and extra military pay.

Lu Pingan chatted with Da Mao casually, and the atmosphere in the car was quite silent.

Xia Qin concentrated on driving, but when she saw the slightly tilted front logo and the twisted left rearview mirror, she would subconsciously give Lu Pingan a hard look. Pulled out to work.

In the back seat were Xue En and Hua Xueyi, both of whom sat there silently, entertainment was prohibited during the operation.

Obviously, the thugs of the third secret service team were all dispatched, and this car was full of fighters.

As far as Lu Pingan knew, Lei Huo Ren also came, but a capable person like him is more suitable to act alone.

However, it was the first time for the three rookies out of the four to perform such an important task, and they went out with the captain who drove silently, and the atmosphere was a little depressing.

Originally, Lu Ping'an could gossip to ease the atmosphere, but now he is having such a good time teasing the cat, that he naturally ignores what is in front of him.

"By the way, Lu Ping'an, I heard that you stopped Xiaolu's buff? Have a new love?" Finally, senior sister Hua couldn't bear it first, and tried to break the silence with a joke.

talk to me? Lu Pingan was taken aback.

He turned around, thought for a while, and answered casually.

"Well, I've been attacking the second level in the past two days, and I need the share of a research-oriented professional gardener, so I stopped."

Second order? ! Are you hitting Tier 2 now? It's only been a few days since you went from level 0 to now!

"squeak!"

The piercing sound of brakes was still in my ears, and even Xia Qin subconsciously took a look at Lu Pingan at this moment.

The others were surprised and thought that Lu Ping'an had made a joke, but judging from his calm face, this seemed to be the predetermined fact.

"It's so fast, don't you want to accumulate more?" Xue En is the one who understands Lu Ping'an's ability best.

He not only witnessed the moment when Lu Ping An broke through to the first level, but also the long time of duel training after that, let him know all of Lu Ping An's professional abilities (before the college entrance examination).

He was the one who was the most surprised. He knew that Lu Ping'an didn't even have a solid foundation at the first level at that time, so it should take a year or two to lay the foundation.

"I can't accumulate it anymore. I have four first-level occupations and must advance." Lu Pingan sighed helplessly. This world is forcing people to make progress.

Now, the atmosphere in the car was completely frozen. This day, Lu Pingan chatted to death.

The silence lasted for a while, the rain was getting heavier and heavier, and even the license plate in front was a little unclear, but it happened to be used in the weather card set of the chatterer.

"Hehe, it was raining heavily. I checked the weather forecast when I went out. Although it said it was a sunny day, considering my past experience, I still brought an umbrella. I was afraid that only one would break, so I specially brought three. There are raincoats and folding umbrellas, and I can share them with you later." When Xue En spoke, the essence of the old wretch was fully exposed.

Hearing this, Lu Ping'an almost covered his ears, the big cat was smiling so happily. Senior brother Xue En didn't tell a joke! Have a little sympathy!

But suddenly, there was another burst of sudden braking, and Xia Qin suddenly turned her head around.

"You said you read the weather forecast? Today is sunny, are you sure?" There was a rare urgency in Xia Qin's words.

"Yeah, but it's my personal habit to prepare with multiple hands." Xue En was still confused, Xia Qin had already called back to the headquarters.

"Help me ask, is it raining in the headquarters? Is it only raining near our convoy? Damn it! They're here!"

At this time, the big cat had already given the answer in Lu Ping'an's ear.

"The ambush of high-level professionals in the life department often starts with a sudden local heavy rain"