How To Survive In The World Of Naruto With Fragmented Memories

Zhou Hai was wearing civilian clothes with a fake beard and wig over his head, Mei transformed into an elder lady which will be the son taking his mother to the place she wants to visit one last time before her death. Aiji and Aira will be roleplaying as a married couple that happens to go in the same direction for the husband (Aiji) to introduce his wife (Aira) to his parents.

"Fufu, My wifey" Aiji whispered in Aira's ear causing the girl to blush while looking at Yuuma since she could remember he once called her that, Aiji smirked teasingly but suddenly stopped and blush when Aira smiled "Darling". Yuuma went over to pinch the two girls on their butts causing the both of them to blush even deeper shade of red looking at Yuuma, "We have to work girls"

The two of them nodded obediently, "Now then, the four of you will travel together with the couch along this route. It should take off about noon and you should be able to reach the destination just before the party/ Shinomi will follow you four from the shadows" Yuuma explains to the four of them before turning to Inouye, "You will be running along with me, while" Yuuma used a tiger hand seal "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Suddenly white clouds of smoke rose behind Yuuma as three more copies appeared, "These two of the three will transform into Mei, Hai. The three clones will drive the carriage prepared by Zhou Hai to lure our attackers so we will be heading first"

Yuuma explained the last bit of details before he and Inouye went out the back door before submerging into the ground disappearing from the location, not long after that Yuuma, Mei and Zhou Hai (Clones) went out the front door climbing in the carriage that was waiting for them in front of the shop, Yuuma (clone) took over the reins while the driver was paid to relax. "Let's go" Yuuma swang the reins the horses starts to gallop along the road, meanwhile a single shadow was following after the carriage.

"There really is a shinobi" Inouye muttered as she could not believe this Shinobi would move so fast, Yuuma had a different feeling as he felt it was a good call to have clones man the carriage. The two of them swiftly yet silently as they could, the two of them leap from roof to roof as they followed the shadow, meanwhile. Deidara was looking at Yuuma and Inouye who was following his clone. "Hmph! You think you can trick me" Deidara muttered with a soft voice unaware that another Yuuma was not far behind him.

"He wants proof but that bastard will not easily believe me, best to do will be a show for everyone" Deidara complained but a smile was on his face as he began to move faster the closer the Carraige the clones were handling towards the centre of the town. Weaving his hand seals his clone he used to distract Yuuma and Inouye bursts as he silently whispered "C4 Karura!"

Suddenly the clay Deidara planted under the carriage exploded sending off dust and dirt I every direction together with a fierce wind, black smoke rose into the skies in the form of a Mushroom while Deidara stared at his explosion felt it was a bit lackl.u.s.tre "Did I perhaps put in too few?" He asked but then he dodges to his left when he sensed danger form a flying Kunai, never would he expect to see a Joker Mask in front of him appearing where the Kunai was.

"J-Joker!?" Deidara spit out several clays "C1 Karura!" Yuuma used body flicker to touch the clay explosive sending them far away with his warping jutsu before it went off, "Next?" Yuuma asked with an emotionless face as Deidara threw more explosive clays but this time towards the people, but before he could activate the clay Yuuma gripped his collar before warping the two of them outside the wall.

"Why are you here? I thought you work for... No, you are here for Mei Terumi!?" Deidara weaves his hand seals before sending several clay dolls towards Yuuma "Explosive Release: Explosive Clay Dolls!" Yuuma did not need to weave his hands as he creates several spiralling discs around him "Ninja Art: Destructo Discs!" Yuuma sent several discs flying towards the dolls, each blade coming in contact with the dolls cause a chain explosion that shook the surroundings.

Throwing a special kunai in different Locations while dodging Deidara's clay bombs, Yuuma began to formulate the best way to subdue this boy as he realized Deidara would not hesitate to explode himself. "Bwahahaha, is this all you have!? I let you know that Art is an Explosion! Explosion is a form of art at the highest level... Let me show you!" Deidara weave his hands before he released a massive amount of clay through his hands forming several clones looking just like him.

"Explosion Release: Suicide Bomb Clone!" The clones sprinted towards Yuuma who disappeared and reappeared all over the place at each location his kunai was at, he kept switching place without rest before he finally chose to appear at the location of the Kunai behind Deidara gripping Deidara, "Call off your clones or you will die with them" Deidara giggled "If I can make myself part of my art, then I will gladly do so!"

Yuuma's eyes squinted as he pulled out his kunai flashing to the other kunai as an earth-shattering explosion destroyed a portion of the forest, seeing the aftershocks heading towards him Yuuma began to mould his chakra making it spin in a sphere above his hand while pouring in lightning and earth chakra making the two natures merge together, this caused the originally blue sphere to became pure white. "Explosion Release: Grenade!"

Yuuma threw the spiral sphere towards the shockwave before he warped to another location, shortly afterwards another earthshattering explosion shook the forest blow everything in the surroundings away. From the two explosions it will take a decade or two perhaps longer for the forest to natural recover it's former glory, "You! That explosion was ART!" Yuuma heard a scream filled with excitement not far from him, he did not realize the man he was fighting was young, although he tends to forget how young he is himself.

"What you in the mood to talk now Akatsuki?" Yuuma stood up looking towards Deidara who looked at him with a stern face, "I have I name you know, it's Deidara. The God of Explosions, whenever explosions happen people will always think about yours truly" Yuuma felt this boy could register for one of the topmost narcissists ever, "I'm Joker, why are you targetting Zhou Hai?" Deidara glances Yuuma "Why should I tell you?"

"Because you are not one for Politics, you love to show off. Your art" Yuuma pointed something out to which Deidara agreed nodding, "True true" Yuuma smirked as he continued, "How about joining me, you don't have to worry about politics and show off your explosions for all to see" Deidara was a bit tempted but he was still sort of attached to Akatsuki, "Thanks for the offer... but no" Yuuma nodded as he sighed with a wry smile "That is a shame... Because"

Yuuma warp towards a nearby kunai before leaping towards Deidara, "Shit!" Deidara jump backwards looking at Yuuma approaching him fast, "I will have to kill you" Yuuma pulled both his swords ready to attack Deidara, but the latter sent several more explosive clay clones to distract Yuuma. BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! Yuuma was forced to pull back when the explosion went off, when he sensed Deidara was gone he clicked his tongue "Tsk! He got away..."

Not far from where Deidara stood was a note left by him for Yuuma, "Akatsuki wants to make world peace" Reading this Yuuma laughed as he felt this was the greatest joke he ever heard in his life, 'That group of murderers, betrayers and sc.u.ms want to save the world? More like they want to become rulers of the world' Yuuma thought as he burnt the note leaving the forest.

"Did he return?" Yuuma asked Inouye who was standing near the end of the forest, "No, I sensed he was heading the opposite direction. From the looks of it he escaped after realizing that Joker is involved" Inouye reported, Yuuma could only wryly smile, the bounty on his head was a testament to how dangerous his abilities were, but today he held back thinking if he could convince Deidara to join him and become his informant.

'I will have to see if he considered it or not' Yuuma thought since he felt Deidara was interested otherwise he would have not risked leaving that note behind, "Let us catch up with Shinomi" Yuuma and Inouye both disappeared heading straight off towards where Shinomi was looking over the four people travelling.

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"Kuku, He is dead! My cousin is dead! Now nothing can stop me from becoming the true heir!" Zhou Wei laughed hysterically before a knock came to his door, "yes?" The Servant on the other side of the door report, "Sir the party is about to start, your father is waiting for you to arrive" Zhou Wei snorted "I will be there soon!" The Servant turned and left, Zhou Wei began to smile thinking how all his money was finally worth it from this day forward he will live in luxuries!

But when Zhou Wei left his room walking down the corridor leading to the hallway where the party was, he heard servants talking about how beautiful the Mizukage is. 'Huh? Isn't she dead?' Zhou Wei thought but then he remembered that Mei Terumi was a shinobi which was alright, he could take his cousin's place to become Mei Terumi's man and give her supplies for the price of her body. It never made him question if Zhou Hai survived, until he opened the door.

The Zhou Family invited many people in power to attend the party, "We are honoured with your presence" Lord Zhou, Zhou Hai's father welcomed Mei who smiled sinisterly "Your family owe me a good explanation for making me come here personally, I may have approached you first for the sake of a trade deal but the Zhou is not the only family" hearing this Lord Zhou began to sweat because this deal could help them earn their safety in Water Nation if they have favourable relations with Kirigakure.

"We are terribly sorry Lady Mizukage, it was just that the deal was too good to be true that we had to be sure... We will surely compensate you for this" Lord Zhou bowed apologetically towards Mei who struggled to keep her smile from forming, because this was something Yuuma told her to do. This will bring down the prices which means the village will have more finances to spend elsewhere, "It is thanks to Zhou Hai that I came here tonight, after all, I will only liaison with him"

"But I heard Zhou Hai died in a carriage explosion that happened in the port city" Zhou Wei spoke haughtily causing the people to quiet down, he glances at Mei "If you become my mistress I will approve of the trading deal" Hearing Zhou Wei's words Lord Zhou became paler than a ghost as he turn to look at Mei whose face became incredibly dark, Mei had a liking for younger boys but Zhou Wei was the kind she would feel more pleasing to make them disappear... Permanently