I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

Gan Pingying couldn't help but secretly spat when she saw Lin Yi's lazy look: "I feel like there is nothing likeable about this guy. How could I like this guy?"

Lin Yi didn't care about Gan Pingying's thoughts. He wished Gan Pingying hated him: "But there are rumors in the fairy world that Erlang Shen Na Lao Diao's mother was the Jade Emperor's sister Yao Ji and was born from the union of a mortal. This matter is covered up very tightly, and it's not Know if it’s true or false.”

"Impossible, impossible. If such a thing really happened, with the Jade Emperor's petty mind, a mortal would be tortured to death, and he would not tolerate Erlang Shen growing up. It should be a false rumor." Lin Yi thought of the Jade Emperor's big face I couldn't help but shudder: "However, it is not impossible that Erlang Shen is the nephew of that old guy Jade Emperor."

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Fairyland.

The immortal energy is as dense as clouds and flowing slowly like mist. Under the reflection of the sun, it seems to be rimmed with gold. Surrounded by a dragon and lion, it is unknown how high it is and how wide it is. The majestic mansion is looming in the clouds and mist. , full of mystery and solemnity.

In the main hall of the mansion, a giant with a height of thousands of feet and a pattern like burning fire in the center of his eyebrows sat cross-legged with his eyes closed. The endless spiritual energy contracted and expanded as regularly as breathing, stirring the surrounding space. .

Not far from his seat, there was a black dog that was as black as a hill and was also resting with its eyes closed. It opened its big mouth to reveal a pink tongue, but the tongue seemed to be spit out crookedly out of control. , the saliva almost formed a river, looking extremely stupid.

The sitting giant's body shook slightly, and he slowly stood up. The aura of destruction evaporated unbridled as the other party stood up. As the giant's eyes slowly opened, a flame-like pattern appeared in the center of his forehead. It also slowly opened and closed, and it turned out to be one eye. This person actually had three eyes.

"Little Wuluo, how dare you insult me?" Accompanied by the sound of murderous intent, the black dog sitting in his sleep suddenly woke up. Hearing the words, a low roar came from his throat, like the roar of a tiger, accompanied by the giant The shouts resounded throughout the fairy world.

While the immortal energy was lingering, I could vaguely see the plaque on the back of the giant that read: "Erlang Xianshengzhenjun."

"Damn it, isn't this guy Wu Luo going out on business? How could he still mess with those two mad dogs?" The King of Growth leaned against the huge doorpost of Nantianmen with his nose pressed and asked the King of Guangmu beside him in confusion. .

The King of Guangmu watched the King of Growth's boogers flying all over the sky and carefully avoided them: "It's not like you don't know about Wu Luo's slutty mouth. He probably said bad things about the mad dog owner and the other party sensed it... you fucking boogers. Can you please stop throwing it away?”

The King of Growth scratched his head in embarrassment, and then rubbed his hands on his clothes: "I hope that mad dog can teach that bitch Wu Luo a lesson. It would be best to beat him into amnesia, so that he won't Remember I still owe him..."

Realizing that he had leaked something, the King of Growth hurriedly shut up and looked around.

Guangmu Tianwang showed a meaningful smile: "So you also..." The two looked at each other and said "hey" and "hey" tacitly before laughing lustfully.

"Did you just talk about shit?" A young man's voice suddenly sounded behind the slutty duo. Their expressions froze, and they turned around with ugly expressions. They saw a black dog as big as a mountain staring with its huge left eye. Looking at them, with its mouth just closed, this big dog can still speak human words, and you can even see the same lewd smile on the dog's face. Standing behind it is its owner, Erlang Shen Guanjiangkou.

"Dog...Brother Dog, I'm just kidding. We definitely don't mean to insult the dog, nor do we mean to insult the True Monarch Erlang." King Zengtian explained with a tearful tone.

The Guangmu King's eyes widened with anger, his thick hair moved without any wind, and his aura was so fierce that even the air was a bit solemn. He said three words coldly: "Don't slap me in the face."

After saying that, he closed his eyes and looked like he would hit him quickly.

"Damn it, Guangmu, you are such a shameless bastard." The King of Growth scolded angrily, "Brother Dog, hit me first."

The Roaring Sky Dog smiled pitifully, and swung its paw towards the two of them, beating them until the two-day king cried for his father and mother, and used his head to fight for the earth and ears.

Erlang Shen ignored the farce of several people, but stood at Nantianmen, opened the third eye on his forehead and looked towards the mortal world, and murmured: "That guy Wu Luo is in trouble."

The two immortals and one beast who were fighting were startled when they heard Erlang Shen's muttering: "Is it dangerous?" Roaring Sky Dog asked worriedly.

As the pet of Erlang Shen, it naturally knows how powerful its master is. It is not an exaggeration to call him the number one god of war in the immortal world under the Immortal Lord Realm. With the opponent's strength, he can actually say the word "trouble", which means that Wu Luo is now Definitely in danger.

The King of Growth and the King of Guangmu also looked at Erlang Shen with worried eyes. Even if they were noisy with Wu Luo, it was just a joke between brothers. How could they not be worried now that they heard that the other party was really in danger.

Erlang Shen shook his head. Just as the others were about to heave a sigh of relief after listening to Erlang Shen's words, they raised their minds again: "I can't see clearly. It's a big trouble. Why do I feel that that guy Wu Luo is in the mortal world now?"

This time, the question was about the King of Growth and the King of Guangmu. The four heavenly kings guard Nantianmen all year round, and Nantianmen is also the only way to the mortal world. If Wuluo goes to the mortal world, they must know.

The King of Growth and the King of Guangmu looked at each other in confusion: "There is absolutely no way Wu Luo is in the mortal world. Let alone the fact that we are now farewell to the immortal world and there is no possibility of descending to the mortal world. That guy Wu Luo thinks about how to pick up fairies in plain clothes every day. , I wish I could stick to the body of the fairy in plain clothes, how could she suddenly descend to earth."

King Guangmu suddenly thought of something: "In this case, I haven't seen Wu Luo for a long time. We only know that he went on business, but we didn't say what he was doing specifically. A few days ago, we heard Chang'e mention it. It’s not clear.”

Erlang Shen had no words, but his third eye began to make a thunderous sound, and a straight golden light beam passed through the sky and looked toward the mortal world from his eye.

"Pfft!" Suddenly, Erlang Shen groaned, and his third eye quickly closed as if it had been stimulated.

"Master." The anxious voice of Roaring Sky Dog came. Erlang Shen waved his hand to indicate that he was not in the way, but only took a deep look in the direction of Tushita Palace.

"Let's go." Erlang Shen's cold voice came, without any emotion.

"True Lord~~" Erlang Shen ignored the shouts of the King of Growth and the King of Guangmu, but the clouds and mist rose under his feet and he quickly drove towards his residence.

However, Roaring Sky Dog seemed to know something. There were also clouds rising from his feet, and he followed his master with a sad face.

As a pet that has been with its owner for countless years, it naturally saw the shock deep in Erlangshen's eyes. What made it even more uneasy was that he saw a hint of... …fear?