I am Really an Insider

Chapter 598 595: God is not in favor, the Coughing Gate breaks out (6K votes requested)

Director Zhang was so happy now that he hummed a little tune and went out.

Because he once again became the on-site commentator sent by the TV station to follow all the games in this year's NBA Finals.

Speaking of this year's NBA Finals, compared to last season, it was quite star-studded.

Portland Trail Blazers VS Heat Big Three.

Finally, Wayne and the Class of 2003 will have a big fight on the stage of the finals!

Just one day ago, the Miami Heat defeated the Nets again in New Jersey, knocking out the tenacious Nets 4-2 in the series.

The Nets were not optimistic at the beginning, but they counterattacked until they played six games with the Heat in the Eastern Conference Finals, which is considered a success.

The Trail Blazers also defeated the Warriors cleanly after Tianwang Mountain, also advancing 4-2.

Speaking of which, it was not easy for the Trail Blazers to win in G6 of the Western Conference Finals.

Because the Warriors are playing at home and it is a life and death battle, the Warriors' resistance is still very fierce.

They were not completely defeated because they lost Tianwang Mountain.

After all, the Warriors have full mental attributes. Do you think they are the same as the Thunder?

Du Xiaoshuai: Wonderful, this can whip me, I really didn’t expect it.

The game, as always, went down to the critical rounds in the last few dozen seconds, and the Warriors, who were 4 points behind, had a chance to narrow the gap.

Paul and Howard continued to pick and roll, and Wayne held his jersey in his mouth to absorb sweat while guarding.

Otherwise, I really can’t stand the influence of Paul and Warcraft.

In the end, Paul chose to make a pull-up jumper under Wayne's defense instead of passing the ball to Howard.

Because Paul believes that even if Howard is given, Wei Ge will definitely not let the beast dunk smoothly.

If the ball is passed in, and Wei Ge directly fouls the beast, the game will be hopeless.

Therefore, Paul chose to end it himself.

Who knew that the basket of the Oracle Arena had rebelled tonight!

Paul has always been a reliable mid-range pull-up jumper, but this time he bounced out with a "Duang" sound under Wayne's defense.

After that, Wayne grabbed the rebound, passed Curry long, and assisted the elementary school student to counterattack and layup, killing the game.

At that moment, Paoer's heart was cut with a knife, aren't we good friends! ?

Wayne could only touch the cannon head helplessly: "I'm sorry, I have no choice."

In this way, the Warriors finally failed to change their destiny.

Although they unprecedentedly caused the Trail Blazers, who had eight consecutive wins in the first two rounds, to lose two games, it was not enough to unseat the defending champion.

At the moment the game ended, the plastic brothers Pao'er and Shou Shou had basically reached their end.

Howard left the game without saying a word. It was obvious that he was unhappy.

After putting up with you, this earthly old man, for so long, you still won’t be able to win in the end!

I have a request!

Pao'er knelt on the ground, reluctantly hammering the wooden floor with his small fists.

Wayne looked at Pao'er's heartbroken look, and completely lost the joy that a winner should have.

Although he had been mentally prepared for the scene of father and son falling in love and killing each other, when it actually happened, Wayne was still a little overwhelmed.

In the luxury box, Big Logo closed his eyes. Wayne's online tutoring really taught him a lesson.

When the Warriors were rebuilt, the idea behind the big logo was simple: to pile up stars.

The league's first PG + the league's first C, this picture is beautiful just thinking about it.

But facts have proven that the lineup structure is still reasonable.

The Warriors have two double-team players this year and a quasi-All-Star power forward in Love. On paper, the lineup is not bad.

On the other hand, although the Trail Blazers are very strong, in terms of lineup, only Wayne has been selected to the best team this season. Gasol is not even in the third team, let alone Curry.

Matthews is just a grassroots player. After Birdman was seriously injured last year, he can no longer fly freely. The remaining four are rookies who don't seem to be very smart.

Tang Shen: What do you mean? I am different from the other three, I am normal! I protect the ball like Henry and dribble like the answer!

If you have to say it, the Warriors have more stars than the Trail Blazers.

But it was this team with only one All-Star that reached the Finals for the second consecutive year.

Why?

It's because they are very suitable for each other and the lineup structure is relatively reasonable.

Although there are no two double-team players, although there are no two All-Star starters, the combat effectiveness is still outstanding.

Big Logo touched his chin, Wayne’s education was wonderful!

This summer, it’s time to stand up without breaking down.

Wayne ended up not talking to Paul. After Paul finished crying, he wiped his tears and left.

To be honest, it was hard for Wayne to go up and comfort him at this time.

Pao'er is a person with a strong self-esteem, so trying to comfort him now would be counterproductive.

He is a warrior and he needs no mercy.

He just needs some time.

To be honest, Wayne also really wants to see Paul succeed.

If it weren't for the desperate Pao'er, Wayne's two championships wouldn't have been possible.

Their revolutionary friendship is everlasting.

However, in competitive sports, there is always only one winner.

I'm sorry, my son.

At the Western Conference Championship Award Ceremony, Wayne also expressed his respect for Paul.

He took the initiative to say the line that Stern often said: "Without this opponent, there would be no wonderful series. So, give them the applause!"

Take a look, what does high emotional intelligence mean?

What's wrong with such a high-quality idol who usually gets into fights?

Wayne didn't receive a text message from Paul until he returned to his hotel.

"Congratulations, I must go to the end, Brother Wei. I have no complaints if I lose to you."

Well, for friendship between men, sometimes a word is enough.

For example: Brother, let me borrow one to talk!

The Trail Blazers fought their way out of the Western Conference and reached the Finals for the second consecutive year.

The Heat finally won the Eastern Conference championship. At that time, Sir Bob said this: "Congratulations to them, they finally got back what they lost last year!"

When James heard this sentence after watching the replay at home, he almost smashed the TV out of anger.

Barkley is such a weirdo.

How many times do you want me to say this? What I lost is the championship, the championship!

The finals between the Trail Blazers and the Heat are already highly anticipated even without publicity.

Putting aside the grievances between Wayne and the leaders of the 2003 class, the conflicts between the two sides during this year's regular season and the direct physical contact between Wayne and James made this series full of gimmicks.

The day before the finals, the weather was not good and it rained heavily in Portland.

After all, it’s June, so it’s normal for Portland to have a lot of rain.

Wayne was taking his family to play in the amusement park in the afternoon. The sudden heavy rain caught Wayne off guard.

There was no place selling umbrellas at that time, so Wayne had to use his tall body to protect his wife and children, and took them to hide in the restaurant of the amusement park.

Because the distance was not far, and Wayne was very protective, his wife and children didn't get wet much.

But Wayne was not so lucky. He was immediately struck with a chill and his heart was soaring.

Otherwise, how about saying that the husband is the protector of the family?

Wayne didn't pay much attention at the time. After the rain stopped, he drove home and immediately changed his clothes.

When he went to bed at night, Wayne only had a slight cough.

But Wayne never expected that when he went to the gym for training the next day, he felt that he couldn't exert any energy and was also dizzy.

The primary school student also noticed something was wrong: "Brother Wei, why are your face so red today? Are you nervous?"

When the team doctor came for a physical examination during the lunch break, he discovered that, my dear, I have a high fever of 41 degrees!

"What's going on? Why do you have a fever?" Everyone was dumbfounded after Carlisle received the news. The finals were about to start in a few hours. You told me that Wayne had a fever?

"Maybe it rained yesterday, cough cough," Wayne said, coughing.

Well, Man of Steel will just make sure Wayne doesn't get seriously hurt.

But it's not so buggy that Wayne won't even get sick.

Will a fever and cold affect a player's career? Obviously not.

So, this is outside of Man of Steel's range of effects.

Carlisle was a little nervous. Although he had a cold and a fever, he would be fine in a day or two if he had a fever.

But the finals only lasted a few days.

Seeing that the whole team was in a panic, Wayne waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, it's not like we can't play the game."

At the same time, Wayne also asked Carlisle not to expose his fever.

In order to prevent the Heat from finding out about this point of their own to fight.

But don't think that the Heat will be merciful and chivalrous when they know there is a patient on the opposite side.

Competitive sports are all about chivalry, and they will only try their best to beat Wayne.

So, without anyone knowing, Wayne entered the arena with a high fever and started his fifth trip to the finals!

Wayne thought at first that the old gangster also played in the finals with a high fever, but he also performed well.

Jordan's flu battle can be said to be very classic.

The night before the battle at Tianwang Mountain in the 1997 Finals, the old gangster suddenly got hungry in the middle of the night, so he ordered room service.

What are you thinking about? The so-called room service is just a pizza ordered in the middle of the night! I want to face the wall by myself!

According to the old hooligan's recollection, the pizza was suspected to have been tampered with. After eating the pizza, the old hooligan suddenly woke up in pain at two o'clock in the middle of the night. He had been sweating and had a fever. It was probably food poisoning.

The most damning thing is that the old gangster still didn't get any better until the game started the next day, and he was very weak.

In the first half of that game, Jordan was indeed out of form.

But in the second half, the old gangster came out full force. In the fourth quarter, Jordan's scoring and assists contributed a total of 18 points to the team, two points more than the Jazz team scored in the fourth quarter!

And at the last moment of the game, when the two teams were tied at 85, the old hooligan made a three-pointer that decided the outcome of the game, helping the team win the game with difficulty.

In the whole game, the old hooligan scored 38 points and scored the winning goal. This "Flu War" has also become a classic.

Facts have proved that as long as you have strong ability, it shouldn’t be difficult to catch a fever and play ball!

However, Wayne still underestimated the difficulty of playing while sick.

Only after the game started did Wayne realize that this was really a hellish difficulty!

In the fifth minute of the first quarter, James broke through Matthews and went straight inside to prepare for the attack.

Wayne immediately dropped Bosh and moved sideways to cover up the defense. In the past, he could definitely stop James easily.

But today, Mouss easily passed by Wayne and dunked.

Then in the Blazers' offense, Wayne and Curry played a pick-and-roll. After the pick-and-roll, Curry broke through and Wayne followed.

Curry saw the right moment and hit the ball to Wayne.

If it was a normal Wayne, he would definitely dunk directly over your head after receiving the ball.

But today, Wayne's bullet speed and jumping height are not as high as before.

James wasted no time in following, and Wayne fell to the ground in a very embarrassed state.

"I don't know, but I think Wei is weird. Can anyone tell me what happened?"

The on-site commentator was very confused. Even Wei Ge in his rookie season shouldn't be at this level!

Wayne was replaced six minutes into the first quarter.

In six minutes, Wayne made 1 of 3 shots and only scored 2 points and 2 rebounds.

The condition is very bad.

"How do you feel?" Carlisle asked Wayne with concern.

"Damn it, try again!"

Stephenson came on the court in the eighth minute of the first quarter.

Good guy, as soon as he came on the stage, all the Heat generals were gnashing their teeth.

The last time the Heat blocked Stephenson, Wayne resolved it.

This time, the Heat generals want to see who else can protect you, you bastard!

Is Fensen the kind of person who is afraid of trouble?

He knew that Brother Wei was ill today, so as a glorious head of one, two, three, five!

He has the responsibility to carry the team on his shoulders!

As soon as he came up, Stephenson assisted Huang Ama, who was also a member of the rookie quartet, and hit a three-pointer.

Later, he personally defended James: "Baby, I, the fifth leader of the Trail Blazers, will come to meet you!"

Before James could bite, Wade couldn't sit still: "Who is your big treasure? Tell me clearly today who is whose big treasure! Okay, steal my man in broad daylight. !”

Mousse:.

Mousse didn't say anything. He felt that talking to this fool would completely lower his level.

God, the fifth leader of the Trail Blazers, how can you say that!

Mousse stepped on the accelerator into the fuel tank and started rampage mode!

Unexpectedly, as soon as Mousse touched Stephenson, Stephenson fell back in an exaggerated manner.

"Oh my God, it's a murder, it's a murder, referee, look, James has killed a person!"

After yelling, he just lay down on the ground without moving.

"Dudududu!"

"Offensive foul, Trail Blazers have the ball!"

"Watt!" James looked at the referee with an expression of disbelief.

Are you able to say such a fake thing?

After hearing the whistle, Fensen wanted to jump up and scream in front of Mousse.

But at this moment, he suddenly remembered Wei Ge's teachings, to act more realistically and to have a beginning and end.

So Fensen climbed up pretending to be in pain, clutching his chest and limping.

James looked at Stephenson and gritted his teeth.

If I meet such a bastard in this life, I must have owed you tens of billions in my previous life!

Stephenson's flop undoubtedly made the Heat generals angry.

But instead of being educated, Finson scored a very beautiful pull-up layup in the next round.

This time Stephenson suddenly cut in while Junzi Lei was not paying attention, and Dragic's pass was also delivered in time.

Facing the chasing Mouss, Stephenson made a lever action in the air and avoided James' block.

But at this time, Stephenson has also flown behind the backboard. This is a negative angle!

However, this kind of opportunity to show off is exactly what Stephenson dreams of!

As a player who has made a name for himself on the street court, pulling the lever behind the plate is a basic skill.

I saw Finsen throwing the ball behind his head based on his feeling without being able to see the basket at all.

The basketball just passed through the underside of the backboard obediently, and just after it took off, it fell into the net!

The negative angle lever is successful!

This goal ignited the passion of the whole audience. It was worthy of being the bankrupt version of McDuck, known as the hooligan in the world!

After Stephenson scored, he pointed out five fingers at James: "Five masters, five masters!"

Mousse:.

Do you think being the fifth leader is worth showing off?

Help! Why do you send such a joke to punish me!

I'd rather fight Wayne than face this psycho again!

Stephenson kept complaining. After all, he scored a goal under James' pursuit.

Until he returned to defense, Stephenson was still running back while waving his arms at the fans.

Wade couldn't stand it anymore, so while running forward, he deliberately rushed towards Stephenson, then jumped up and gave him an elbow!

I'll let you fuck!

Both of them fell to the ground. Wade deliberately faked the murder scene to look like a rear-end collision.

Wayne stood up. Damn, this is a clear bully!

There is no way, I can only say that Biffenson is really good at teasing his mentality, especially the Heat's mentality.

Fortunately, the referee was fair and honest and gave Wade an offensive foul without hesitation.

Good guy, McGrady scored 13 points in 35 seconds in the first place, and Finson fouled two of the other team's stars in 35 seconds in the second!

Wade yelled at the referee, "I obviously didn't hit it intentionally, how can it be called a foul?"

Stephenson also yelled at the referee, "You're just going to give me a normal foul for this guy who was directly elbowing the headshot?"

How cool is it to blow a T!

Duncan always blows a T every time he smiles. Wade is already elbowing people. A T is not too much, right?

Both sides were complaining to the referee, leaving the referee speechless.

I'm just going to be a man?

At this time, Stephenson was roaring and suddenly felt something jumping out of his mouth.

He quickly covered it with his hands and took a closer look.

The teeth popped out!

But Stephenson didn't pay attention, but stuffed his teeth back in... and continued to argue with the referee!

Really. I broke my teeth and swallowed it.

"Stephen, the tooth fell out!" Wayne shouted from the sidelines.

"I know, let's talk after this quarter!" Stephenson just waved his hand and continued the game!

Well, although usually this beep is a bit funny.

But don't tell me, he is actually quite reliable.

It's a pity that although Stephenson lost his tooth and swallowed it, everyone worked very hard.

However, due to Wayne's poor performance, the Trail Blazers were still 13 points behind at the end of the half.

In the second half, Wayne thought that according to the script of the basketball novel he had read before, he should break out.

But Wayne still couldn't find his form. If the old gangster's flu battle could be reproduced so easily, it wouldn't be regarded as a classic.

106 to 94, the Miami Heat defeated the Trail Blazers at home with a 12-point advantage, leading 1-0 in the finals!

Although Wayne scored 21 points and 12 rebounds in the game, he only made 6 of 19 shots, with a shooting percentage of only 31.6% - the lowest shooting percentage in a single game of Wayne's career in the finals!

After the game, the Heat's Big Three faced the live cameras and waggled their fingers arrogantly.

Usually it was Wayne who was shaking his head at them, but today they finally got their revenge.

This may be the most enjoyable game the Heat have won this season.

Wayne didn't stay on the court long, covering his mouth with his jersey and coughing as he walked off the court.

Wayne was acting so uncharacteristically that it was hard not to notice.

After the game, Bosh was also asked in a courtside interview: "Wei seemed to be playing sick today. He had a fever as high as 39 degrees. What do you think of this?"

Bosh looked surprised: "Really? We didn't know that Wayne was sick at all. I didn't get the news before the game, and I didn't notice that Wayne was in poor health during the game."

Bosh was a little unhappy, oh, Wayne's poor performance is because he has a fever?

Is this an interesting excuse? Is it difficult to admit that we are awesome?

Under normal circumstances, if someone plays sick, they will definitely receive news before the game.

But today, the Heat received no news.

Moreover, Bosh felt that Wayne worked very hard on the court and didn't look like someone with a fever at all.

Apart from the occasional cough, there was nothing special about it.

When returning to the locker room, Bosh shared the content of this interview with the other two giants.

James and Wade also expressed doubts about this. They both felt that the Blazers were using this to cover up the fact that Wayne was not performing well.

The two brothers combined their efforts, so...

On the way to the press conference hall, in front of a bunch of reporters in front of him, Wade smiled and pretended to cough, and then turned his head and asked James behind him: "Hey man, did you hear me cough?"

"Why are you coughing?"

"Because I was sick, like the Blazers said, they had someone sick."

Then, James also imitated Wayne's action of picking up his collar and covering his mouth to cough at the end of the game.

The two seemed to find this very funny and laughed together.

"It's said to be because of the weather?"

"Yeah, it's really not easy at 23 degrees. It's not like Miami, where it's 35 degrees."

Coughgate makes history again!

James and Wade did this, deliberately imitating Wayne and pretending to cough, just to mock Wayne!

They believed that Wayne was pretending to be ill to excuse his poor performance.

And these scenes were all recorded by reporters.

Just five minutes later, a reporter showed the video to Wayne.

After watching the video, Wayne frowned and his expression became obviously gloomy.

Back then, when Nowitzki was humiliated like this, his response was relatively refined.

He told reporters: "I just think it's a little naive and a little ignorant. I've been in this league for 13 years and I've never pretended to be injured or sick."

To be honest, Dirk has been very restrained.

But when faced with the same situation, Wayne had no intention of imitating Dirk.

His reply was more simple and crude.

Wayne watched the video, then stared at everyone and snorted softly.

"Hmm, tell LeBron and Dwayne, Fvck Miami!"

Before the stunned reporters could react, Wayne had slammed the door and walked out.

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