I Became the Villain’s Childhood Friend

74 – [2] self-defense

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“You, what are you!”

Kim Yoo-jae shouted as soon as he saw the chainsaw.

It was because it was too violent to be seen as a normal weapon.

But this has always been just an illusion.

The power and efficiency of the chainsaw was inferior to that of a normal sword.

The blade could stop as the skin and muscles were ground, and there was a risk that the chain would break and injure yourself.

It was used as a weapon for only one reason: its unique shape evoked fear as if it were imprinted in its genes.

Chunmari knew this all too well.

That’s why I raised the button and increased the speed of the blade.

The sound of a killing engine was heard, and Jiang Xian’s acquiescence was achieved.

Soon, the gaze that seemed to kill a person was revealed.

“me? A thousand.”

On the other hand, he kindly spat out his name.

Because there is nothing easier than a name when it comes to revealing which side you are on and what kind of person you are.

‘cloth… … number of animals… … ? no way?’

It fit as expected.

As soon as Kim Yoo-jae heard the current situation and the names of the thousand horses, he noticed it at once.

Nartika’s eldest granddaughter.

that crazy bitch.

On the one hand, I also remembered Kang Xian as a person who had been using the shuttle for several years.

It must have been true since the people from the Secret Service had brought that information.

This was an opportunity.

If you succeed in tickling the alien, you might be able to glimpse a fatal opportunity.

Then, he would be able to get out of here with Hana Im or report it.

Kim Yoo-jae tried to open his mouth as calmly as possible.

“Marie, but what the heck is that chainsaw?”

It was Kang Xian who spoke first.

Even towards a thousand horses.

“this? It’s a weapon I bought at the hardware store as soon as I heard the call that you were in danger.”

“Among the many, many tools at the hardware store, why did it have to be a chainsaw?”

“Yeah, that’s cool! Isn’t that reason enough?”

“… … besides that Did you buy some string to tie the papers together?”

“Oh, is that so?”

“… … I am an idiot for trusting you.”

He sneaked up to Chunmari and slapped him on the back.

It was quite an act without hesitation, and it was rude to commit to the granddaughter of a chaebol family.

However, Cheonma was acting as if he liked being beaten.

Kang Xian also seemed to have relaxed his expression, as if he hadn’t done it with negative intentions.

Something was strange.

I didn’t think this epilepsy would work.

‘what? Does it feel very close?’

Wasn’t it the relationship between Shuttle and Iljin?

Wasn’t it the relationship between a herbivorous man and a violent woman?

Wasn’t it the relationship between the bed bug and the host?

At the same time, many questions arose.

The sense of emptiness, as if the barrier had been demolished, was something that could not be seen in a situation where the top and bottom were clear.

“friend?”

It was clear that they regarded each other as friends.

However, it was not a normal friendship.

This… … .

“yes? what?”

“I think he said he was a friend.”

“friend? Oh, did you ask if Jiangshi and I are friends? Of course, not just a friend, but the one and only childhood friend of 12 years.”

“I am not your childhood friend.”

Anyway, they were childhood friends.

And Kim Yoo-jae was surprised by these answers.

It was because if these two were childhood friends, a lot of things I thought would change.

No, the majority of the information collected was simply wrong.

There won’t be many complaints against each other.

Even if we fight, we’ll get closer soon.

It wasn’t an act of force, it was just listening to each other.

Even during training, the company probably didn’t notice it often.

Rather, it was highly likely that Nartika’s side supported the training.

So, it could be that this level of combat power is coming out now.

I was seriously mistaken.

Mysteries were resolved and the grim situation was confirmed.

‘But wait, if it’s your childhood friend, what the hell did Nartika drag you to the hotel?’

Years and bastards, friends, hotels.

What does this combination mean?

Of course, a great investment feast for returnees—

‘Are you my boyfriend? That elf?’

Of course, there was room for misunderstanding at other times.

This was unavoidable.

‘Wait, no. I heard that you go to the hotel every day, not once a week.’

‘It’s a position where Nartica staff can even help you move.’

‘Even though my finances are mediocre, my family is pretty good.’

‘Isn’t this the position of a fiancé rather than a boyfriend?’

In fact, there were many misunderstandings.

Kim Yoo-jae doubted that the child he had despised until now might not be Nartika’s son-in-law.

Otherwise, there was no reason to ride a motorcycle and bring a chainsaw.

Also, there was no reason to show off such an alluring outfit to a friend.

In the end, I was caught in the trap of a madman and a crazy bitch.

Under the pressure, they began to look for an opportunity to ambush.

It was the moment when the remaining 1,000 animals, which had been noisy, stopped their chainsaws.

A thousand dogs seemed to feel more hopeful than Kang Xian, who had knocked out all his friends, and rushed at him.

He swung his sword right away.

One side of the hide from the face of a thousand was cut off.

“Eat, eaten… … .”

“what?”

poop!!

Could such a plan work?

He was beaten with fists and then fell backwards.

Thousands touched the severed face.

It wasn’t a very big injury, but I recovered at best, but it was like I was injured again.

“Oops, do I have to be hospitalized again?”

sarcastic voice.

In fact, it was deliberately beaten for self-defense.

It was an extremely unconventional method.

On the one hand, it was too obvious.

“Mmm, you crazy bastards… … ! Garbage bastards gathered together… … !”

“What is he saying now. Regarding the precocious drug lord.”

A harsh evaluation came down.

A cold gaze was fixed on him.

Kim Yoo-jae began to speak even words that he could not bear to say out of fear and anxiety.

There were some ridiculous words, but on the other hand, there were also words that touched the reverse.

“Just touch it!! I will go to your friend’s baby in the Yellow Sea! ”

“My, you know I can’t! uh?! f*ck bitch! I know whose son I am!!!”

“f*ck! f*ck! No chainsaw! Won’t you turn it off right now?! I will kill your parents too!!!”

Emotional control failures unique to drug addicts continued.

Chunmari made a somewhat displeased expression, and decided to use a feminist style with postmodernist tendencies.

Weiyiing—!!!

That is, changing the biological sex by grinding the groin.

I don’t know if it’s female or intersex, but the idea is to make it closer to female as a result.

It seems quite risky, but considering the level of modern medicine, it wasn’t something to worry about.

It was safe enough to finish the first operation with a chainsaw and complete the sex change through the second operation at the hospital.

That is why he sincerely looked forward to the future in which he would redefine his gender identity.

It was only natural that Chunmari was a woman with an open mind enough to transmute a mad person.

Of course, since he is a regressor and is human by nature, the level of openness differs from person to person.

Still, some theocrats, some monarchists, some environmentalists, some communists, some anarchists, some capitalists, some fascists, some conservatives, some liberals, some liberals, some minorities, some sub-races, some men, some women , some androgynous, some black, some white, some yellow, all German, all imperial, all self-traitors, all saboteurs of Nartica, all personal dislikes, etc., the extreme solution is not preferred. was on the side

Therefore, Cheonma-ri congratulated herself for taking a reasonable course of action against the retard’s insults.

It was the moment when my bloated ego raised the bar, and as a result, strength went into my arms.

It was a moment of slow approach to the execution of such a wonderful plan.

Someone grabbed the legs of a thousand horses.

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Looking down, Im Hana was looking at her with unfocused eyes.

Seeing her boyfriend cornered, she reflexively grabbed her leg.

“not… … okay… … .”

A dying voice, and by the end of it I felt a slight pain in my leg.

Upon closer inspection, there were things that looked like ice cubes on his calves.

In that short period of time, it seemed that he had used magic without hints.

A little blood flowed, and the thousand horses shook off Hana Im’s hand.

“What is this bitch?”

“The kid next door to me. He is also a drug addict.”

“Ah, the wizard who knows whether it’s one or two?”

Kang Xian nodded.

After that, he gave me a wink as if to take care of it.

As if understanding, Chunmari put down the chainsaw and bowed her head.

In the eyes of that woman, the face of a woman prettier than herself came into view.

“Hello wizard friend? I know some interesting magic tricks, can I show you?”

“… … ?”

Im Hana was immediately raised up.

Im Hana could not escape because she was still suffering from the aftereffects of mania.

Chunmari stroked her hair like she was cute.

Kim Yu-jae had a seizure and tried to approach him, but was stopped by Kang Xian.

Hana Im put her palm forward as she went back and forth.

Then he began to speak with difficulty.

“Ice ball… … .”

“yes! It’s magic that makes an asshole like that!”

In an instant, Im Hana’s senses sounded a warning.

Her cloudy eyes cleared and she tried to move her body recklessly.

It was too late then.

Imhana was lifted up by a thousand horses.

“Spine—”

higher higher.

A scream escaped, and before long it began to descend.

Not descending due to gravity.

Artificial descent with arm strength.

The final destination of the gyro drop was the knee of a thousand animals.

“—Break it!”

Wooddeuk!!!

“Ah, ahhh!!!”

My back was broken like a bow.

It was folded as it was, and Im Hana collapsed to the floor.

“It’s part of the price of putting my precious friend underground a long time ago.”

An attack with a secret of its own.

However, this was just a cheap attack to minimize legal liability.

As much as the spine is easily broken during battle, the attachment method was also developed.

Sadly, going to the hospital could have them put on much cheaper and faster than arms and legs.

“Don’t be too impressed. Aren’t the drugs causing you tolerable pain anyway?”

I was fatally injured there, but not to the point of dying, nor was it extremely painful.

She was a woman who shouldn’t have died yet, so it was a natural disposition.

I had to let out a sigh of regret.

Eventually, after being trampled on a few times, it was set aside.

After that, it was time to pick up the chainsaw again.

“Hey, Marie.”

“Why?”

“Should this bastard just change his crotch? It’s too intimidating.”

Kang Xian spat out with a frown.

The threat from the other side was too severe and specific, so it was a judgment made defensively.

It’s a bit extreme, but I can’t help it because I don’t know what to do next.

If I don’t break the will of that fiend right now, I don’t know what trouble will arise.

Of course, Chunmari took good care of Jiang Xian’s idea.

“Oh, I thought so too.”

“Then I will catch you. In the meantime, you make that bastard asshole.”

“OK. Shouldn’t it be possible to make it so that it cannot be restored?”

“yes.”

The two men and women walked slowly.

One man swung his sword as if resisting.

and after a while

Chainsaw slowed down.

It was justification.