I Became the Villain’s Childhood Friend

76 – [2] Play Prank

#076

And the uncomfortable life will not be short or long.

Kang Shi-sian and Chun-mae planned to bully them until they entered school.

If the guild stock price goes down like that, I also thought about picking it up and eating it.

Of course, the drug dealers’ parents and their guilds were very ‘fit’ in this situation.

At first, he spat out nonsense to Kang Xian, saying that this would not be fun, that it would be defamation.

However, Kang Xian conducted the interview anonymously and did not mention anything that could be caught.

Everything was ambiguous and inexorably insufficient for them to be condemned by law.

It’s a hateful situation because you can’t grind your teeth.

But if I didn’t want to end up like this, I should have chosen my opponent well in the first place.

How can you compare the legal team of a guild with the legal team of a large company?

Even Kang Xian’s aunt was a person who worked in the law, and her cousin was openly a prosecutor.

Even though I did not receive support from my aunt and cousin this time, the environment I lived in itself was a good environment to cultivate a minimum of notice.

The possibility of spitting out the worst mistakes in public was infinitely low.

In the end, they had to fight head-on against the endless flow of articles and rumors.

I tried to get the articles down, and I also mobilized a lot of appeasement, and I gave a lot of warnings.

Unfortunately, the information they are sensitive to comes purely from the corners of the Internet.

It was said that most of the provocative articles were merely transcribed from community writings.

So no matter how hard I tried, there was no choice but to be clear about the limits.

No, it was a problem no matter how you blocked it.

“Yes~ Chief Editor Cha~ The present I sent… … .”

“Chief Cha, you wrote an article at a media company that is talking about media right now? Let’s find out who got off… … .”

“Oh, hello. He was the person I interviewed for that article the other day… … .”

“The reporter did a great job this time. So, a modest but small gift… … .”

Because humans are infinitely weaker in front of more money.

In the first place, one Nartika was bigger than the guild related to drug dealers, so what should I do?

Influencing and financial support was done because Nartika also had obvious benefits.

Announcing that a promising kid belongs to them.

Announcing that the Nartica Hunter division is gradually changing through an anonymous interview with Kang Xian.

It was a pretty good choice in terms of reviving the image of Nartica’s hunter division, which has fallen into abyss.

On the one hand, it was quite fun for a job that was committed to prey on the guild.

“Fluid Beam~ Fluid Beam~ Fluid Beam~ Fluid Beam~ Fluid Beam~”

“… … ?”

An honorary Asgardian who uses a suspiciously good VPN.

Kang Xian doubted the past when he saw a thousand birds copying text using Mars IP, but this was a slightly different story.

In any case, it was enough for people to react aggressively to their writings.

Of course, excessive aggression leads to going to court, so I didn’t forget to turn on the notepad as well.

＜Yellow Sea Guild ← f*ck you if you’re a bitch hahahahaha＞[142]

＜The overseas IP is full＞[47]

＜There is a guild that says they will sue for dragging it into aggro?＞[156]

＜“Your mother”＞[201]

＜Aren’t those bastards taking drugs seriously?＞[172]

＜Where in the world are there bastards who officially post that they will sue gal?

＜I have been dropping ‘good pictures’ by type on SNS of S-rank buds. Is this good enough for me?＞[327]

＜One month later, it seems that it will really perish due to a large-scale complaint＞[114]

But in the tough internet world, there were all sorts of people.

Especially when good and evil are clear from their point of view, those who demonstrate great morality are overflowing.

The fence of the law was slightly ignored in order to become a real man-man-woman.

In fact, the final results of the investigation have yet to come out and they could have been the real victims.

It was a hasty action, but that was not the netizen’s business.

In any case, what they saw now was more important to them.

Moreover, they are assholes who only appear once every few years.

It was only natural that they were not victors, but losers.

That’s how Kim Yoo-jae’s nickname was on the Internet.

It was around the time when he became ‘the fastest man in the world to change gender’, ‘the fastest transsexual’, and ‘loss of self-confidence’.

“Kangshi, I suddenly had a good idea, would you like to hear it?”

The wicked woman decided to play a little prank.

Xian Kang intuitively noticed that it was a crazy idea and put on a puzzled expression.

* * *

Kim Yoo-jae woke up from a long sleep and faced an unfamiliar ceiling.

It was white, and the head was also pure white.

“here… … where… … .”

It was a situation where something felt empty.

I slowly stood up from my seat in the strangeness of a hospital room.

unconscious action.

I usually act like this when I wake up.

He strode towards the mirror on one side of the hospital room.

A man’s face was reflected plainly.

“Well… … .”

There was nothing particularly special about it.

Except for the cuteness of a rich family, it was normal.

It was consistent, and it was a proud look.

I don’t know if the Drug Enforcement Administration would be proud of it, but it was.

Kim Yoo-jae stretched as if nothing had happened.

After that, I headed to the bathroom to solve the menstrual phenomenon that is natural for men.

The bathroom was clean and modern, probably using the VIP room.

I like it.

He proudly lowered his pants.

“… … ?”

But something was strange.

I had to touch something, but it was strange.

I lowered my head in a sense of alienation and emptiness.

And the pupils dilated.

“Uh, uh uh… … .”

The crotch was clean.

It was so clean that I could barely breathe.

there was literally no

There was not even a trace of the male symbol.

Nothing like mannequins existed.

If you took off your pants on the street, it was a sight that the Vigilance Committee would label you as ‘all users’, saying it was educational.

That was before the shock was over.

Kim Yoo-jae completely lowered his pants due to the sensation he felt in the wrong place and something that started to appear belatedly.

plastic bag.

rubber tube.

The plastic bag was taped to the leg.

The rubber tube was stuck in the stomach and was sending a certain liquid into a plastic bag.

The plastic bag was a urine bag, and the rubber tube was a Foley catheter.

Both were catheterization management products used when there was a problem with urine-related functions.

You could only see it on the news or in a documentary.

I lifted my pants in embarrassment.

“No, no, no.”

He trembled and took a step back.

Before long, it looked like a cat that had been neutered.

In a way, I was in a similar situation.

I was in a neutral state, unable to act as a man and unable to act as a woman.

“I, I, eunuch… … ?”

Words that come out reflexively.

With that one word, the reality began to feel even more cruel.

He took a step back and sat down on the bed.

For a while, I just stared at the floor.

I thought endlessly of physical chaos.

He thought endlessly of his situation.

He finally dropped his lips.

“I, I am a eunuch… … hehehehe… … .”

By finally admitting it to himself, he became a eunuch in the true sense of the word.

The only people comparable to this were the Chinese eunuchs.

Kim Yoo-jae had to sit like that for a long time.

It was quite a while later that the doctors and nurses wearing red horn-rimmed glasses entered.

“Oh, this is a hospital. Be at ease.”

Starting with a clichéd greeting, several words were exchanged.

It was usually something that sounded extremely bad to Kim Yoo-jae.

“uh… … All in all, the chainsaw went through a not-so-good place.”

“Students will not be able to have sex as men in the future.”

“With the chainsaw sharpening properly, recovery surgery seems almost impossible. There are other ways, but this is… … .”

“I will recommend that you rest. If you get excited here, the sutured area may bleed.”

“The pee bag is probably… … In the current situation, I don’t think there’s any other way than to keep wearing it.”

It was the moment when the life of a green 19-year-old drug addict collapsed.

Doctors and nurses left cold after ruining a boy’s life.

The next person to appear in the hospital room was Kim Yoo-jae’s family.

The whole family cried and hugged and talked about how their precious eldest son was.

But even at that moment, Kim Yu-jae’s expression was dark.

It’s not that you survived, but the fact that you’re still alive is the problem.

Finally, it flickered outside the window.

I approached, but it seemed useless because the number of floors was low.

Kim Yoo-jae returned to bed in despair.

The next thing that caught my eye was the matchbox on the drawer.

Items my family gave me when they stopped by here.

Right away, it was a dried fragrant herb.

To forget reality, he opened a matchbox and chewed on madder vinegar.

Surprisingly, there was no taste or feel at all.

I just felt like the heavens and the earth were collapsing and the assembly of Jehovah was cursing me.

In fact, despair defeated desire.

“This is nonsense… … Nonsense… … Uhhhhh… … Nonsense… … .”

I cried and cried bitterly again.

As time continued to pass in that way, a person’s face came to mind.

Of course, his girlfriend-

“Kang, Kang Xian… … !”

An irreplaceable son of a bitch came to mind.

The human idiot who made himself like this!

You bastard has nothing to say even if you tear him to death!

There was a sudden outburst of anger.

It was a sudden rash, and Kim Yoo-jae headed out of the hospital room with anger.

I just went out with my phone in hand.

I looked around the hospital emotionally.

“I will kill you! You bastard!!!”

Of course, there was no way we could meet.

So, I turned on my phone, which was completely turned off.

It was because it crossed my mind that if I searched for anything on the internet or social media, it would come up.

It was surprising to see him constantly expressing his lack of will to reflect.

And according to this will, it was the moment when I unlocked my phone.

Woo-woo, the phone rang incessantly.

It was an SNS notification, and another DM came.

Kim Yoo-jae thought that people were sending messages because they were worried about him.

Friends, family, company people, lovers.

maybe there are more

So, location tracking was put on the back burner for a while.

I immediately clicked on the person who had sent the most recent DM.

I don’t know the name, but I sent pictures.

It’s probably company people, and he sent himself a comforting image.

I roughly thought so.

That was a huge mistake.

Reality was something huge beyond that.

1 second later.

Man’s endless malice has arrived.

* * *

“… … .”

Kim Yoo-jae wanted to pluck out both eyes.

The result of witnessing such horrific photos was a bottomless abyss.

Anger consumed by despair.

The word revenge that is being erased.

It was terrible.

It felt like my will to live was being shattered.

Especially when the drug addict stopped taking the drug.

I felt as though I would commit suicide unplanned if I continued like this.

However, even if he committed suicide, there was no way.

Reviving the flying sticks and marbles was close to impossible with current medical technology.

I turned around and spent time in the hospital room endlessly.

It was reflected endlessly by doctors, nurses, and family members.

I turned on social media to forget the reality, but all that came back was swear words and an abyss.

On the Internet and in the news, they only praised someone presumed to be Kang Xian.

He was a high-ranking criminal and an idiot.

There was one day when I felt inferior.

The doctor came in in a different atmosphere than usual.

He asked openly what he was going to do next.

“just… … I don’t know.”

I can’t even see the future

roughly such a situation.

The doctor told Kim Yoo-jae, who fell into the despair circuit again, that he had two options.

The first is discharged as it is.

It is impossible to cure more than this, so we had to live with it until there was technological progress.

“Probably, there will be a lot of inconvenience in daily life.”

“Damn it… … .”

There are also hormonal problems, and it is fundamentally dependent on the pee bag.

There was a very high possibility that he would not be able to work as a hunter.

So the alternative came out.

The second was a major operation.

However, it was closer to transforming the body than treating it with surgery.

It even went to an extreme direction in many ways.

“Sleep, wait… … I beg your pardon?”

“Because living as a man is an imperfect situation, I am going to change my gender to a woman.”

Through a major operation, the masculinity is completely discarded.

It changes to a new identity, not an ambiguous identity as it is now.

“If you change your gender, you won’t have to urinate like you do now.”

“… … Didn’t you say that all of that part was completely blown away and even recovery was impossible?”

“Ah, that will always be a story about men. When it comes to turning into a woman, it can be resolved through magical means.”

I tilted my head.

The word magic was very vague.

“what is that?”

“Actually, this is what people who broadcast on the Internet are looking for… … .”

It was a moment when doubts and doubts were about to rise.

The doctor took out a bottle of medicine from the pocket of his white coat.

＜Permanent Modifier: Gender Conversion Special Combination Drug＞

– Manufacturer: Nartika

– How to use: Take 1 bottle every hour for 1 week.

“The younger generation these days calls it ‘TS potion.’”

The eyes slightly changed.

Both the doctor and Yujae Kim.