I Have Six Plug-ins

Afterwards, everyone entered the town.

Come to the station.

The inn is a three-story building with an open space and many rooms.

Behind the post station, there is a large fenced yard, which can be used to park grain carts and horses.

Dian Wei chose a room and took a bath happily.

"The town is safe, there is no need to be on duty tonight."

Dian Wei sighed softly, he hasn't had a good rest these days, and he can sleep well tonight.

He wanted to lie down and go to sleep early.

Unexpectedly, someone knocked on the door suddenly.

"Who is it?" Dian Wei asked habitually while holding the eight-foot Xuanhua axe.

"I'm Qi Lian."

The person outside the door replied.

Dian Wei raised his eyebrows and opened the door, and a white-clothed gentleman appeared outside the door with a smile on his face.

Dian Wei cupped his hands and said, "Chief Qi, what advice do you have?"

Qi Lian opened the iron fan and fanned it lightly: "Can you invite me in for a sit down, so we can discuss something?"

Dian Wei replied slightly: "It's already getting late, I have to get up early and set off tomorrow, if there is nothing urgent, then there is no need."

Qi Lian was not angry at all, instead he smiled and said: "There is indeed something important to discuss."

Speaking of this, what else can Dian Wei say.

Old man Zheng lived next door to him, and he opened the No. 5 plug-in today, so there was no need to worry that Qi Lian would be unfavorable to him, and let people in openly.

The two sat opposite each other.

Qi Lian paused for a while, and then said: "I'll cut to the chase, little brother, you can also see the abnormality, right?"

Dian Wei shook his head and said, "I'm just a warrior with blood strength, so I can't see anything abnormal."

Qi Lian waved his hand and said, "You don't have to be so vigilant, I have no ill intentions towards you. To be honest, I can see the abnormality, and I also saw the abnormality encountered by that coach Wang who committed suicide."

Dian Wei spread his hands, smiled wryly and said, "Coach Qi, you misunderstood, I really can't see the abnormality."

Hearing this, Qi Lian stared at Dian Wei for two seconds, hesitantly said: "You really can't see it? Then why did Grandma Yun mention the death of Instructor Wang? You are as nervous as I am."

Dian Wei said: "I was just shocked when I heard that a trainer committed suicide."

"So that's the case, it seems that I misunderstood."

Qi Lian couldn't help laughing, "I can see the anomaly, and I am very afraid of the anomaly. Especially, when I first came to this town, I was frightened when I first heard that Coach Wang was killed by the anomaly. It’s trouble sleeping and eating, restlessness in sitting and lying.”

Dian Wei's mind moved, but he still said calmly: "I don't know anything about abnormalities, so I may not be able to help you."

Qi Lian waved his hand: "I don't need your help, I'm here anyway, so just pretend I'm telling you a story.

Half a year ago, I came to this town and heard Grandma Yun talk about the death of Instructor Wang.

It is said that after this coach Wang made a breakthrough, he could suddenly see abnormalities. From then on, Coach Wang ran to an alley every day, giggling at the empty place.

Grandma Yun asked him, and Coach Wang said that he saw a stone statue himself.

The strange thing is that the stone statue can talk, has an expression on its face, and is kind-hearted. The stone statue asked Coach Wang to tell him a joke. "

Dian Wei listened quietly, with an inexplicable expression on his face: "Ha, are you telling a joke?"

Qi Lian nodded: "Yes, it's just telling jokes. Instructor Wang doesn't know how to tell jokes, so he didn't expect that the stone statue started telling him jokes, telling jokes endlessly, and each joke was funnier than the last.

As a result, Wang Jiao's head looked like a bewitched demon, and he couldn't help running to the stone statue to listen to jokes every day, and couldn't stop laughing.

Once he left the stone statue, he felt uncomfortable all over, didn't think about eating and drinking, and could hold back his internal injuries.

Over time, Coach Wang laughed non-stop all day long, didn't eat or drink, and became haggard day by day, with distorted expressions and tears streaming down his face.

In the end, he seemed unable to take it anymore, and drew his sword and killed himself. "

Dian Wei was stunned: "You mean, Instructor Wang died laughing."

Qi Lian: "That's right!"

Dian Wei: "Have you seen that stone statue?"

Qi Lian sighed and said: "After I heard about this, I was very curious, so I ran to that alley to have a look. However, what I saw was not a stone statue with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, but a stone statue with a gloomy expression."

After a pause, Qi Lian lowered his voice and said, "That stone statue, let me tell him a scary story."

Dian Wei's expression changed for a while: "You, did you tell?"

Qi Lian nodded: "Fortunately, I have read a lot of poetry and books, and I have read some scary and weird stories, so I told one."

Dian Wei: "And then?"

Qi Lian: "The stone statue was very satisfied. It spit out a round bead from its mouth and gave it to me. The stone statue told me that this bead can be eaten and can improve cultivation."

Dian Wei looked at Qi Lian carefully.

Qi Lian nodded, with a look of aftertaste on his face, he clicked his tongue and exclaimed: "I ate that bead, and in just three days, my cultivation has improved to a level, which is better than several years of hard work."

Dian Wei raised his eyebrows and said: "There is such a good thing, so why did you come to me?"

Qi Lian: "If you can also see the anomaly, this is a rare opportunity, you can prepare some jokes or scary stories in advance, and then go with me to 'Little Lou Lane' to meet the stone statue. "

Dian Wei clicked his tongue and said: "It's a pity, I can't see the abnormality yet, otherwise I will definitely go with you."

Qi Lian also showed regret, and got up and left without chatting.

After seeing off Qi Lian, Dian Wei frowned thoughtfully.

Qi Lian walked out of the post station slowly, stopped at a distance, hid his body in the darkness, quietly waiting for something.

He waited until dawn, until the food convoy left Sanchakou.

"That kid, he didn't fall for it."

Qi Lian gritted his teeth, turned around and walked into Xiaolou Lane.

In fact, this deep alley has long been deserted and empty, and no one lives there.

Qi Lian stopped in front of a patch of weeds, raised his head, a layer of cold sweat was already oozing from his forehead.

A huge stone statue appeared in his eyes, with a height of two floors.

At this moment, the stone statue looked down at Qi Lian with a smile on its face, and said, "You've come to listen to my jokes again..."

The corners of Qi Lian's mouth twitched, and gradually the corners of his mouth were torn apart, revealing a bright and happy smile, also smiling.

Escort Changlong left Sanchakou and headed north.

Dian Wei, who was riding on the horse, looked back at the town, his eyes flickering.

Seeing this, Old Man Zheng asked, "Xiao Wei, what's the matter?"

Dian Wei turned his head, looked forward and said, "It's nothing, I just suddenly want to hear other people tell jokes."

Old man Zheng twisted his beard and said, "Then let me tell you something. Once upon a time, a landlord bought a barrel of wine and put a seal on the lid of the barrel, but his servant drilled a hole in the bottom of the barrel and stole the wine every day. .

The landlord found that the seal was intact, but the amount of wine was decreasing day by day, so he was amazed! !

At this time, someone suggested that he check the bottom of the barrel to see if there was any flaw. Guess what the landlord said! He said: 'You are stupid, there is less wine on the top, but there is no less wine on the bottom. '"