I Just Want To Be A Salted Fish Quietly

After feeding the salted fish, I went downstairs for a morning run as usual.

Halfway through the run, Lin Xian couldn't help but stop.

I saw a few old men playing chess in the small pavilion in the roadside park.

After not playing chess for several days, Lin Xian felt itchy for a while.

Walking into the small pavilion, he greeted with a smile: "Hey, good morning, how many masters are playing?"

"Good morning, lad!"

Seeing someone say hello, several old men responded with smiles.

Standing aside and watching for a while, he found that the chess skills of the two old men who were playing chess were very different.

The old man in a black coat is at least at the level of a third-level chess player.

Another Mediterranean old man only has amateur five or six dan at most.

This game of chess was simply a one-sided massacre. After a while, the old man in the black coat set up a skillful chain horse and checked to death the opponent.

The old man in Mediterranean touched his head angrily, and found Lin Xian standing aside with great interest, and casually invited, "Young man, do you want to come and play two games?"

Generally, such invitations are simply out of courtesy.

People of Lin Xian's age would basically shirk it.

Unexpectedly, Lin Xian nodded and said with a smile, "Okay, let's play two sets!"

After sitting down, the old man in black on the opposite side quit, looked at him suspiciously, and asked with some reluctance: "Young man, can you play chess?"

This kind of questioning is normal, the old man Zuo also had the same expression and tone back then.

"know a little!"

Lin Xian chuckled and said modestly.

Hearing this, the old man in black didn't say anything anymore, after all, everyone sat down.

He thought to himself, hurry up to the other side.

With this mentality, after the two set up the chess game, the old man was the first to fire the gun.

His moves were extremely aggressive, obviously treating Lin Xian as a rookie.

five minutes later.

"General!"

"Again!"

"Again!"

"hiss!"

Looking at the deadlocked chess game, the old man in black took a deep breath, raised his eyebrows and said: "Young man is dishonest, trick me"~?"

"How can it be!"

Lin Xian smiled and said, "Would you like another dish?"

"Okay, let's have another plate, this time I'm serious!"

The old man in black said, rolling up his sleeves.

However five minutes later.

Lin Xian asked with a smile: "Old man, are you still here?"

The old man in black became angry, he didn't believe in evil, he waved his hand and said: "Come on, why don't you come, I still don't believe I can't cure you!"

half an hour later.

Lin Xian asked for the eighth time: "Old man, are you still here?"

"No, no, no!"

The old man in black didn't care about face, and waved his hands again and again to refuse.

How to play this?

He was abused for eight consecutive rounds, he was hanged and beaten, and his skills were not at the same level at all.

Lin Xian smacked his mouth, and raised his head a little unsatisfied.

Seeing this, several other old men watching chess waved their hands one after another.

"That's fine, sir, keep playing, I'm leaving!" Lin Xian stood up, patted his buttocks and walked out of the small pavilion.

In fact, the interest in chess is quite good, but it is a bit expensive.

Come again a few times, it is estimated that no one in the whole community would dare to play with him.

After Lin Xian left, the old man in black took out his mobile phone and dialed a number.

After the call was connected, the old man yelled, "Old Ling, do you have anything to do tomorrow?"

"It's okay, come to my house tomorrow morning and help me get revenge!"

"Let me tell you, this kid is too crazy and arrogant!"

"Come here early tomorrow, you must treat him!"

Holding the book in his arms, Lin Xian walked towards the teaching building unhurriedly.

Walking into the classroom and sitting in the back row, Ling Youyu came with short legs after a while.

"Here!"

After the little girl sat down, she took out a bottle of fresh milk from her pocket and handed it over shyly.

Fresh milk is a good thing. He has been a little weak lately, so he just needs to make up for it.

"Thanks!"

After taking the milk, Lin Xian squeezed her face.

After pinching, he felt something was wrong.

In Qin Shi's office yesterday, Ling Yiyi seemed to pinch him like this.

This is so...

I pinched Ling Yuyu every day at school, and then Ling Yiyi pinched me again yesterday, is this considered retribution?

Thinking of Ling Yiyi crazily flirting with her prestige, Lin Xian unscrewed the milk and took a sip, then pretended to be careless and asked: "Does your mother, Ling Youyu, know about us?"

"No...no no no...don't know!"

Hearing this, the little girl immediately shook her head, her big jewel-like eyes were full of guilt.

have to!

Lin Xian immediately understood everything.

This little girl is so easy to talk, her eyes are full of answers.

In the school infirmary before, he clearly talked with Ling Yiyi on the phone. Ling Youyu was pretending to be dizzy at the time, so she must have heard everything, but now she says she doesn't know.

It means that the little girl must know about Ling Yiyi rubbing her own prestige.

Maybe the photo of myself was secretly taken by the little girl and sent to Ling Yiyi!

Darling, this mother and daughter are too pretty!

Lin Xian's scalp is numb.

But after thinking about it, Ling Youyu and Ling Yiyi's way of getting along should be very interesting.

Lin Xian was drinking milk, and suddenly asked: "`~Your mother is at home, does she often pinch your face?"

Ling Youyu was taken aback for a moment, and then looked a little incredulous.

That look seems to say: how do you know?

It seems that the habit of pinching your face is really addictive.

Considering that Ling Yiyi would probably pinch her face when eating at night, Lin Xian simply stretched out her hand and pinched Ling Yuyu's face a few more times.

Ling Yiyi pinched her own face, and she pinched her daughter's face.

Evened out!

Logically, no problem!

"Well!"

Ling Youyu let out a soft cry.

Fortunately, she was already used to being pinched by Lin Xian. Apart from a slight blush on her face, she didn't feel any discomfort. On the contrary, she enjoyed this kind of intimacy.

Not long after, the school bell rang.

University Chinese teacher Gu Hai slowly walked into the classroom with his textbooks in his arms.

Last night, he only slept for less than 4 hours, and his physical exertion was heavy, and he was already sleepy now (good news).

Originally, he wanted to force himself to read some books, and then take a catch-up sleep in the dormitory at noon.

But as he listened, Lin Xian's eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and Gu Hai would flick his hair around his ears from time to time, as if there was a magical power that made him unable to hold on anymore.

"Remember to call me after class, I'll sleep for a while!"

After exhorting Ling Youyu who was beside her, Lin Xian lay down on the desk and fell asleep.

Lin Xian had a strange dream...

In the dream, he was floating in the clouds, his whole body was soft, very light.

This feeling is familiar and comfortable.

Stepping on clouds like cotton candy, Lin Xian walked aimlessly.

I don't know how long I walked, and a door appeared in front of me.

This door is very abrupt, it just stands in front of it, there are no walls around it.

[PS: Don't worry, everyone, try your best to code the words... I looked through the comments, and many readers only guessed part of it correctly, but when combined together, you can barely guess it right. 】