I Just Want To Farm

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In fact, most creatures in the world are double-standard dogs.

Fifth Dao Ling is no exception.

In the past, even facing those great emperors, including Jialuo Dizang who lured him into the underworld and led him to walk the way of the sword in hell, Fifth Dao Ling has always been calm and self-sufficient.

Externally, this is the case, internally, for example, internally, Wuque's disciples are actually similar, and he has not seen how tolerant he is to Xie Shuling and his younger brothers and sisters, but the requirements are stricter.

With the exception of two people alone.

Even though he knew Qin Yu was unreasonable, even though he knew exactly what was going on, he still couldn't question, couldn't teach him a lesson, so he could only retreat steadily and finally bear everything.

They can do whatever they want.

what can he do

Facing such a senior brother, Qin Yu couldn't help comforting him after Rainbow fart, "Senior brother, you have to know that not every man has such a chance, think about it, I'm Qin Yu, she just has it." Rong He, those who don’t know thought you were twins overnight.”

Mouth running the train, dirty jokes are coming?

The elder brother's eyes were sharp, and Qin Yu shuddered, but finally shut up.

But Fang Yourong put away his bellyband, and cast a cold glance, "If others know, they will only think that it was you who flew us both."

Fuck!

Qin Yu was stunned by Fang Yourong's words.

Fifth Dao Ling raised his forehead and didn't want to continue this topic, "I'm going back to heaven, you two"

Fang Yourong: "I'll go up too. I have some things to do. As for you. Are you going back to Earth to see your parents?"

"Well, after reading it, go find the next two people."

Two people?

Fang Yourong and Fifth Dao Ling looked at each other, Yin You and that Lin Heng?

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The earth, the outside of the manor, the fence wall, the flowers and plants connected with a tree outside the wall.

It was another cool night, Qin Yu passed by Su's house on the small road not far from his house, and saw Su Wanmo who was watering the flowers in the yard, overjoyed, he couldn't help but lean on the fence of his yard and ask, "Aiyo , our Master Susu Yanjun can water the flowers."

Su Wanmo glanced behind Qin Yu, turned his gaze back, and landed on Qin Yu with a smirk on his face, and said indifferently: "I can also grow vegetables."

Qin Yu: "Wow, that's amazing. Can you pick shit?"

No matter how to be a bully who not only flirts with beautiful women but also chats to death.

Su Wanmo was choked, finished watering the flowers, and pointed the shower at Qin Yu, "You are an expert, why don't you teach me?"

Whoops, counterattack?

As a result, Qin Yu's eyes lit up as he leaned on the fence, restrained his joy, and looked at Fei Yang, pretending to be reserved, "It's so late, it's not so good, then you leave the window for me at night, and I'll go to your room. Ah."

Behind Qin Yu being dragged away by his senior brothers and sisters from left to right, Jiaojiao grabbed the fence and yelled, yes!

"Has she been like this all these years?" Seeing that Jiaojiao hadn't left yet, Su Wanmo understood, took a box of pastries from the house, and asked when she was eager to open the box to eat biscuits.

"No ah."

"Um?"

"It's not these years, it's always been like this. It's just that she didn't dare to be as powerful as you before, and it's the same with others. Once her strength catches up, you are all fish in the pond in her eyes but you Don't be angry, she has the same attitude towards her master and patriarch grandma, and she will go to accept apprentices in a few days."

Su Wanmo: "."

What an honor.

Why didn't uncles and aunts beat her to death?

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At this time, the Qin family couple really wanted to kill Qin Yu.

In the courtyard, the lights were soft, Qin Yu pushed open the courtyard door, "Mom and Dad, I'm coming back, I"

Before he finished speaking, Qin Yu looked at the people in the yard and his scalp felt numb for no reason.

Parents were naturally there, and the two Qin's fathers were expressionless, staring at the man opposite, while Yu Sheng had a weird expression, both curious and scrutinizing.

Wen Qixin was mainly in charge of making inquiries, and all eighteen generations of ancestors had asked questions.

Wen Xi had no choice but to pour tea and wine for everyone, while relieving the increasingly tense atmosphere.

Coincidentally, Qin Yuan couldn't hold back, and said sullenly: "It's so late, Xiaoyu seldom brings people home, Mr. Lin is an exception."

As soon as he finished speaking, Qin Yu let out a howl, and the door opened, and Fang Yourong and Fifth Daoling met the crowd.

The atmosphere gradually distorted and metamorphosed.

Qin Yuan: "."

At night, she seldom takes people with her.

But there are both men and women in the area.

Wen Qixin coughed lightly, and gave Yu Shengpiao a look. The latter came back to his senses, and then took the initiative to say softly: "It's so late, are you tired, are you hungry?"

The Qin family's style of hospitality—tired, hungry?

"Hungry, hungry, I want supper!" Jiaojiao was the first to rush out, hugging Yu Sheng and acting like a spoiled child.

Only then did the atmosphere ease up.

Lin Heng's demeanor was calm and dignified, and he was not angry at the indifference and guard of the Qin family, nor was he surprised by the ways of the two Wuques.

Even just at that moment, when the three people's eyes met, there was indeed a feeling of lightning and flint blowing up the fortress.

He said calmly at this moment: "I came here on my own initiative, not by invitation."

He took a special look at Qin Yu.

Qin Yu: Why do you think this dog man is dissing me.

"Um, I was planning to find you in two days, but I didn't expect you to be so proactive."

Lin Heng: "Don't you just like to deliver it to your door?"

Qin Yu: "."

Dog man, you really are dissing me, even my parents are there!

Qin Yu was about to say something, when Jiaojiao who was eating the biscuits from Su Wanmo suddenly interjected, "That's not true, she won't cherish the ones that come to your door, and throw them away after playing with them, she still likes to fight for them ,Stimulate!"

Lin Heng: "."

Qin Yuan and his wife: "."

My daughter is such a scum?

Wen Qixin: Fortunately, I knew about it a long time ago.

Qin Yu had no choice but to grab Jiaojiao's biscuit box.

"Uh, let's go outside to talk. Mom and Dad, Xixi, please help me entertain my brothers and sisters. I'll be back later."

Qin Yu dragged Lin Heng and ran away, and Jiaojiao's angry accusation came from behind.

In the fruit forest, there was a strong fruit fragrance. Qin Yu hugged the box and took a biscuit to eat, asking him what was the matter.

"I'm going back to the interstellar side, and I want to talk to you about some business."

Qin Yu understood as soon as he heard it. Compared with the planes of magic that are closely related to the unified oriental cultivation system, the interstellar civilization that Lin Heng manages is much more isolated. If he can connect with the orient and exchange resources, the benefits will be huge.

"This is a good thing. If you don't mention it, I will come to you, but I still think that you may not be willing. Maybe I will have to fight hard. I didn't expect you to bring it up yourself."

"Why do you think I'm not willing?" Lin Heng stood under the fruit tree with lush branches and leaves, and the night light passed through the gap, flickering in the distance between his eyebrows and eyes.

"Well, it feels like that, doesn't it?"

Lin Heng didn't know if he could do it or not, so he turned sideways, took off a green fruit easily with his height, and played with it between his fingers.

"There's always a reason."

He didn't say much, and Qin Yu didn't ask, "Okay, I'll go find that plastic couple later, and you can just match up."

Now that the negotiation has been concluded, Lin Heng is about to leave.

"Hey, don't you stay a little longer?"

Qin Yu asked casually, but Lin Heng smiled half-smile: "You say what you say, but you don't think so in your heart. I wish I could leave quickly."

This person has a lot of dark history, but for the sake of missions and marriages, I am afraid that he really wants to hide it from his parents.

Qin Yu took a deep look at him, "You are not the only one who has been an emperor. The housekeeper of your family wishes you to open the harem sooner. Coincidentally, so does my family."

Come on, open each other's harem, and see who jumps into each other's fishpond!

Lin Heng: "."

After a terrible silence, rattle, rattle, rattle.

The sound of eating biscuits is so abrupt.

Lin Heng just said: "Is it delicious?"

"It's not bad." Qin Yu saw that his eyes stayed in the box, his eyes flickered, and he quickly stuffed the last biscuit into his mouth.

Lin Heng: "."

Oh, this woman is really narrow-minded, she still hates that he only gave her porridge.

He turned his eyes, "You have good fruit trees here."

"I can give it to you, take whatever you want."

Qin Yu saw the complaints about him from the eyes of the other party, so he deliberately became generous.

Of course, based on what she knew about this dog man, he doesn't like eating fruit very much, so...

"good."

A minute later, Lin Heng left, and Qin Yu scolded with a dark face.

"Fuck!"

"This dog man scraped away a piece of land from me!!!"

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Since Lin Heng took the initiative to send it to his door, Qin Yu didn't have to spend time looking for him anymore. Two days later, Fang Yourong and the two returned to the heavenly realm, while Qin Yu was buried by Wen Qixin for two days. A dead friend is not dead and poor, not only does not help, but also makes trouble, revealing Qin Yu's dark history in the heavens, elegant and stylish, even Yu Sheng became angry, and trained Qin Yu and Jiaojiao for several days .

Qin Yu took the opportunity and dragged Jiaojiao to Xiexuan's side.

First to see Yin Ke, and second to see my younger brother.

"They'll come over later, don't you intend to take them away?" Yin You looked at Qin Yu coldly, playing with the big fat cat and Yin Ke like a child, and said casually.

"Don't take it, it's all an evil choice, adults have to learn to bear the consequences." Qin Yu was quite calm, and didn't blindly help others to arrange.

Yin You didn't bother to ask any more questions, so she just sat on the recliner and read a book. This woman wore black clothes every day, but today she was wearing a black silk dress. Turning the pages of the book looks like a demon.

But the three men who can contact her most often don't care about this.

Bao Han: If I really cared, the grass on the grave would be three hundred feet high!

Qin Lei: It's just flesh and blood, no different from a corpse. I'm an anatomy madman, so I don't want to explain.

Qin Gou: Where's my sister? I waited for her to scold me.

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There is nothing better than seeing each other again after being resurrected from the dead. Compared with it, all side issues are minor problems.

Until Qin Yu told her to leave like a sister.

Qin Gou: "Sister, you have a lot of power and money now, if you lack a man, just go out and find a stunned one and drag them home, but don't take care of any little bunny man, it's a waste of money!"

Qin Lei; "I can help you fight, or help you watch the wind."

Qin Yu was really touched, good brother!

"Don't just think about me, you guys, if you're interested in someone, if they don't want to, tell me, and I'll knock you out too."

What kind of people are in this family? Their family style is very improper.

Yin You suddenly put down the book, and glanced coldly.

"Of course, it's better not to use force if you can use your brainpower. It's better to coax and seduce you and take it home. That's fine, I'm leaving."

Qin Yu dragged away Jiaojiao who was enjoying herself so much, she was quite reluctant when she left, and made an appointment with Yin Ke to go to various planes to find delicious food next time.

"You can just come, your mother doesn't need it."

He also specially ordered this in front of Yin You, making it clear that he should respond.

She trembles when she becomes stronger, and the older ones should be bullied according to the strength of the master, but the younger ones should also be arrogant and proud to bully her, right?

Yin You was not angry either, she threw the book casually, took a glass of water from the small table next to her, and drank it slowly. Putting down the cup, after the clang was clear, he turned his head and walked over.

Some women grow lotuses every step of the way.

Some women walk like the whole world is hers.

Jiaojiao was overwhelmed by such aura, while Yin You had already come to the front, pulled Yin Ke away with one hand, and looked down at Jiaojiao.

Paralysis, this woman is so tall?

After subconsciously being cowarded, Jiaojiao suddenly came to her senses, he is low-spirited now, it's amazing, even those alien goddesses are not afraid of him, how can he be cowardly!

Must be tough!

So he raised his hips and stood upright, with a domineering akimbo.

"What's wrong, you still want to hit me."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Yin You slightly bent down, hooked his fingers lightly, and landed on the delicate and hairy double chin, neither light nor heavy, if there was any scratching, the strength was naturally just right, and he was overwhelmed. And her eyes and her slightly parted moist red lips are also captivating.

"What did you just say, don't you want me?"

"Can you say that again."

Who can resist this! !

Jiaojiao was blinded, the whole cat's face was flushed red, and it almost had no resistance to melt under the twisting fingers of this bad woman.

Fortunately, the cat's tail was pulled by Qin Yu, and Qin Yu directly grabbed Jiaojiao back, hugged her in his arms, and stared at Yin You, "Be human, why mess with my fat cat if you have nothing to do."

Yin You withdrew his hand, lightly stroked the hair beside his ear, both bitch and imperial, and said lightly: "I like to challenge those who refuse to let me get it, don't you know?"

Her eyes swept over.

Qin Yu was in a bad mood, so he turned around and ran away with Jiaojiao in his arms, faster than a rabbit.

Bao Han and his two younger brothers were stalking: "See, this is seduction, it's much more exciting than dragging people into an alley."

Two brothers: Shut up!

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Qin Yu was really busy, and was about to go to the three thousand planes to find the great emperors, but before that, she had to get the two of them back.

The first is the golden wall.

Since Qin Yu's death, this guy has retired from the logistics for a long time. Because of various considerations, the Zen master did not assign him any position, and he did not show off. He was very low-key in the logistics department. Before it was too late to be happy, a big battle came, and Qin Yu and Jiaojiao ended up fighting again.

On that day, he was very lost, lost to

"He cried, and wanted to give up his immortality and reincarnate to return to your earth, saying that he would help take care of your parents." Jialuo Dizang, who was accompanying Qin Yu, told Qin Yu quietly.

Qin Yu and Jiaojiao were taken aback for a moment, then Qin Yu pushed open the door and said something to the person who was busy dealing with a lot of business under the window.

"I heard you want to take care of my parents?"

"You want to fart, smelly Bibi."

The man with his back to her froze, then turned around.

There is no doubt that the Xianjia technical house, looks very dull and cold, but also has a kind of cold coquettish.

A wall is undoubtedly humanized.

It's a pity that after such a person saw Qin Yu and Jiaojiao, his eyes were red, and he held it in a daze, "I'm not, you admit your mistake."

He has low self-esteem, because he knows what kind of existence Qin Yu and Jiaojiao are now, and he has been standing still, unable to help.

Every time, really every time, he can only watch there forever.

He doesn't deserve to be with them anymore.

Anyway, Qin Yu doesn't need to go through the missions of the Golden House anymore, so he has no meaning to exist.

After he finished speaking, he couldn't wait to escape, but suddenly his eyes went dark, and a man and a cat hugged him.

"Smelly Bibi, turn your face and deny anyone!"

"Kill you!"

"Quick, Jiaojiao, pee on him!!"

At this time, there is no identity, no respect, no gender, no ethnic group.

They are one.

forever.

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The golden wall merged into Qin Yu's world again, happily checking his golden house space, and asked Qin Yu, "I want to find the blood dragon, do you want me to check his information for you?"

"Of course, he should have been put into the small world by that dog Yuanya."

——He should be afraid that he won't be able to kill you in the end, so he can threaten you with the blood dragon.

——You merged with Yuan Ya in the end, and his world fragments are on your body. Please guide me, and I will check the space coordinates.

The so-called one person ascends, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven, Qin Yu is now the owner of the Golden House, and the Golden Wall now has the highest authority and is very efficient, and quickly found the position of the Blood Dragon.

Qin Yu and Jiaojiao arrived in a teleport.

In other words, Yuanya is really not a thing, and he locked the blood dragon in a pigsty.

Nima specially built a pigsty in a mysterious world space, this Yuanya is a psychopath.

"It's wicked, it's too bad!"

"That's right, Yuyu, you really shouldn't have swallowed him so easily back then. You should have locked him up and tortured him long ago. See how you tortured our Sabi little blood dragon."

"Hey, I regret it too."

One person, one cat said quite slickly, but Xuelong rolled his eyes, "You guys put away the smile on your lips first."

The blood dragon obviously suffered a lot, and his cultivation base was almost withered, but fortunately he didn't complain at all.

"It's not as good as what happened back then. Anyway, I know that you will definitely come to me."

What he said was very casual, just like when he was rescued by Qin Yu who was hit by mistake.

No matter what the relationship is, he found that in the end it is still one person and one cat.

"Actually, I didn't remember you at all."

"The main reason is that I suddenly thought of going to our family, Long Qi. She is from the Dragon family, so I just remembered you by the way."

Blood Dragon: "."

His face was ugly, and his pale and evil face was full of gloom.

Qin Yu smiled, rubbed his head with a smile, "Let's go, follow me to the Three Thousand Worlds."

One person, one cat and one dragon turned into streamers and flew towards the three thousand planes.

Fortunately, there is Jialuo Jizang to help, and Qin Yu is no small matter now, otherwise it would be too difficult to find the reincarnation of the great emperor.

Even so, Qin Yu spent a lot of time finding them separately.

Blood Dragon didn't participate in the battle from the beginning, and after learning the details, there were two things he couldn't accept.

1. Jiaojiao's gluttonous little chubby paper has such a big background, and the number of emperors eaten can't be less than double digits, which destroys the three views.

2. Zen masters and those great emperors can offer sacrifices to Taoism. Although there are great gods hanging on their necks, the main purpose is to save everyone. This kind of kindness is hard to offset.

"But their reincarnation must be very good."

At least the qualifications are definitely higher than the original ones.

This is because of the threshold of the ancient gods. Once the Zen master and others participated in the decisive battle, they made great achievements and sacrificed to the Tao. They have great merits and virtues. This qualification is against the sky.

However, it stands to reason that with such unfathomable aptitude, it should be easy to find someone, but it is too unfathomable.

"It's terrible, have they all recovered their memories, why are they hiding now?"

If one's aptitude is hidden and one is low-key and forbearing, finding a needle in a haystack is simply as difficult as reaching the sky.

Fortunately, Qin Yu can psychic all things, and flowers and plants are eyeliner, so he found people one after another in the following hundred years.

"So what if you find it? It's not that they don't want to be your apprentice, and they don't want to call you daddy. Everyone thinks you're crazy."

All the current great emperors are small carrot heads.

Qin Yu went to battle with various means, and he turned into a bad old man squatting at the door of other people's house to recruit disciples, but he was terribly disgusted.

Like now.

With a creak, the simple bamboo door was pushed open, and a slender little girl came out. Her appearance was very light and beautiful, and the future sky could be vaguely seen, especially those eyes, which seemed to see through the transparency of everything in the world.

This look fell on Qin Yu.

Well, a filthy old man, a fat cat, and a little red snake, a strange combination.

"You haven't left yet?"

The Q version Zen Master asked calmly.

Qin Yu said with a righteous face: "The old man counted again last night and decided that, little girl, you are definitely my destined disciple. Although you are young and ignorant now, accepting a disciple is like marrying a wife. If there is any danger, you must definitely Don’t give up halfway.”

Bah, you're a bad old man who can give examples, and you're not serious.

Xuelong and Jiaojiao secretly spurned, their small eyes were very direct.

The Q version of the Zen master tilted his head, with a little smile on his snow-white face, and said, "But I always feel that you are not a good person."

MD, you're pretty direct.

Qin Yu is still as stable as Mount Tai, "Everything depends on the inside."

Little Zen Master: "Are you rich?"

"."

It always feels like deja vu there.

Retribution, retribution.

Jiaojiao was about to burst into laughter, she quickly covered her mouth, her cheeks were bulging, and her eyes were narrowed.

The little Zen master glanced at him, then looked at Qin Yu, waiting for his answer.

"Yes, I am very rich."

Little Zen Master: "You are so rich and yet dress so shabby. You are either stingy or cover up. I am afraid that it is shady wealth. You are not shady, but you are so persistent in trying to seduce me. I am afraid that you are not a human trafficker. You should go the way of a brothel." .”

Qin Yu: "???"

My master, you have opened your eyes! ! !

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It's so hard, it's so hard!

The first thing Qin Yu found was the little Zen master, but he was hit by a series of violent attacks. She refused to admit it, and said in a embarrassed way: "You are making trouble out of nothing, that's all, you don't need to be the old man's apprentice, but the old man has some inheritance to hand over to you." you"

She originally thought that she had to persuade her a little bit, but the person agreed, "Okay."

? ? ?

Why don't you refuse now!

As if understanding Qin Yu's eyes, the little Zen master smiled shyly, "Anyway, I don't need to go with you, and I don't need to call you master, and I can get benefits, I am not at a loss."

Fuck!

Wanting to whore for nothing at a young age, so you are such a master! !

Jiaojiao sighed sadly, and quietly sent a voice to Qin Yu: "Yuyu, Zen Master is like this, and then there will be Patriarch Grandma Na, and next will be my father, Jie Jie"

Fat Jiao, you're in a good mood, aren't you?

Qin Yu felt that Jiaojiao was drifting away now, and she hated her day by day, so she purposely choked the goblin and said, "Hey, don't tell me, your father is the easiest thing for me, and the seduction is over. .”

Jiaojiao: "."

you dare! I will scratch you to death! ! !

Laughing, Qin Yu could only cheer himself up.

The Zen master is Bailian Bichi, it is difficult to deal with it for sure, but the next ones are not necessarily so.

hope it goes well

No matter how bad it is, there must be someone called her father.

Ask for a monthly pass, it's the last day, and it's been bombed.